Clips From TBTL #2901

Andrew: “Ah, ya… spoiled it!”

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Andrew: “Chhk! We should draw a phallus… Chhk! I could draw a phallus. Chhk!”

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Andrew: “Damnit!!! Why!?”

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Andrew: “I don’t think I would’ve drawn a sky penis”

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Andrew: “I gotta get on the phone with DC!”

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Andrew: “Listen… I’ve, I’ve moved on. This scandal was–This pooping scandal was ten years ago… I don’t want people to see this… story to pop up first thing when they Google my name”

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Andrew: “Men be like… this and women be like that!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, ladies are always lady-like”

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Andrew: Saying “I wish I could smoke it” in an Australian accent

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Andrew: Singing a few notes and laughing

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Andrew: Singing a few notes, laughing and saying “That’s so bad”

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Andrew: “This is so fucking dumb”

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Andrew: “What the heck?”

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Andrew: “You and I cannot… not say things”

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Andrew: “You know I.T., baby!”

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Andrew and Luke: Easter Egg

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Andrew and Luke: “There’s no need to, like, necessarily really lean on the fact that we’re pre-recording this a day early… (Right) Show opens, ‘Hey, Luke, isn’t it crazy that we’re doing the show a day early?’ Damnit!!! Why!? (You know, Andrew? Here’s the thing) Every time! (You and I…)”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know, if this is actually our last episode on APM because of this rant, I would be… one hundred percent happy to work for The Slowdown… Terrible, Thanks for Asking, if there’s a role on that show… Hilarious World of Depression… I feel like there would probably be a role for me there too. So… I’m a hundred percent happy with whatever happens here. What a snake in the grass! You’re… you’re like fifty percent joking”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re listening to TAWS (Dang it!) on… KIRO radio!”

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Luke: “Come for the I.T. talk, stay for sky junk”

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Luke: “Come on, bro!”

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Luke: “Jami, have you listened to the show lately? Cheat day? Please… every day is a cheat day for ol’ LB”

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Luke: “Oh, phooey!”

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Luke: Saying “It’s all fun” in an Australian accent

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Luke: Saying “You do it long enough, you don’t blink anymore… I’m still blinking” in an Australian accent

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Luke: “Sky junk”

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Luke: “That was special… That was special!”

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Luke: “When the going gets tough, the Luke gets going, sometimes”

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Luke: “You know I.T., baby!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Mommy, what are breasts? Right!”

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Luke and Andrew: “The eggs are complete (Mmm-hmm)”

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Security Training Video: “It’s your lucky day… You just found a USB flash drive in the parking lot”

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Security Training Video: “Keyloggers can track the words you type on to your computer. This might be your shopping list; but, it also might be your password. Your soufflé might not be ruined; but, your password sure will be”

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Security Training Video: “Thank you for your willingness to practice good judgment. We can’t do it without you”

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Clips From A Song of Ice and Spoilers 2019-05-14

Andrew: “Ah, touché”

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Andrew: “Boom… suddenly, the, the, the… the switch is flipped, or the flip is switched”

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Andrew: “Damn! Shit, that is so cool!”

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Andrew: “Did you just pass gas? What the hell was that?”

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Andrew: “Holy… shit… I think that would be awesome”

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Andrew: “I didn’t think about warging at all. That didn’t even occur to me”

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Andrew: “Of, fucking, course”

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Andrew: Saying “That would be interesting!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “We explain things”

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Andrew: “Well… Targaryens be crazy; and, we just saw her go crazy”

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Andrew: “Yeah… I definitely feel that”

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Luke: “Downtown Dany Targaryen”

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Luke: “Now, that is a sound that would get you out of bed”

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Luke: “Wow! Oh, shit!”

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Luke: “You crazy for this one, Rick!”

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Luke and Andrew: “In Westeros… flip switches you (Switches you!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s like she was there to break the wheel; but, maybe, the wheel broke her. Mmm! Whoa!! You know? The bells! Like, she’s, like… Hey, thanks!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Why can’t I stop talking about eunuchs today? You’re obsessed!”

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Clips From TBTL #2900

Andrew: “Compared to other nights when, maybe, I’m up late playing video games, getting into all kinds of… quiet trouble”

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Andrew: “Cuz, my dad says anything can be bought with money!”

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Andrew: “I think I do have a problem”

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Andrew: “I wonder if I can program my phone to use, like… the most embarrassing drops on Marsupial Gurgle; and, maybe the… sound of my own voice… blaring while Genevieve is in the room, maybe that’ll get me out of bed”

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Andrew: “Like, I need something that screams at me a little bit”

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Andrew: “No, I find that calming too”

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Andrew: “Oh, Andrew!”

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Andrew: “Ooh!”

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Andrew: Resigned “Oh, Andrew”

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Andrew: Softly saying “Hey, Andrew… you could get up if you want to… but, you don’t have to… Isn’t it nice where you are right now?”

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Andrew: “The listeners suffer for our art”

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Andrew: “What are you looking for the devil for, when you should be looking for the Lord!”

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Andrew: “You got that, Andrew?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Now, you’re hooked. (Mmm-hmm) Now, they’re gonna smack you upside the head with the truth!”

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Listener Liisa Potts: Singing “Right Way to Rock”

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Luke: “Boo-roo-rey [ph]

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Luke: “I say this with… peace and love”

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Luke: Mimicking the sound of a digital alarm clock

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Luke: “Not today, Satan!”

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Luke: Singing “Let me see your grills!”

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Luke: “TBTL’s gonna TBTL”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hunh! What hurtful thing can I say to our next Dazzling Donor? (Oh, we’ll find out something) Let’s, I guess we’ll find out together”

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Clips From TBTL #2899

Andrew: “1:21:29, nose blow”

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Andrew: Blowing his nose without muting his mic while Luke is speaking

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Andrew: “Can I ask you a personal question?”

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Andrew: “Hmmmh? Hmmmh?”

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Andrew: “How are those air passages, Walsh? Seems fine”

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Andrew: “I can’t believe we’re fighting about this. You’re just so wrong!”

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Andrew: “I, I’m not a McDonald-head”

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Andrew: “I’m levitating! I feel warm. I’m levitating!”

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Andrew: Laughing or whinnying like a horse

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Andrew: “Listen, I ate too many popsicles in one sitting as a kid and as an adult; so, I’m not trying to stand on my high horse there”

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Andrew: “Morti-feared”

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Andrew: “Now, that’s the business!”

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Andrew: Saying “I’m a badass” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Saying “We’re gonna have a thing” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Singing “Australia”

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Andrew: Singing “That would be hell for me” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “The state of the popsicle is strong”

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Andrew: “Ugh!”

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Andrew: “Where did banana come from?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Can I ask you a personal question? Yes… Did I just blow my nose into the microphone without muting the microphone? Yeah”

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Andrew and Luke: Getting mentioned for sending Andrew clips of Luke saying silly things on the show, which leads to mutually assured destruction via audio drops

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Luke: “Am I stronger than a fifth grader?”

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Luke: “Honestly, don’t even talk to me until I’ve had my Australia”

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Luke: Laughing like Muttley

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Luke: “Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!”

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Luke: “One popsicle per stick. The way God intended it”

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Luke: Saying “Mario’s-a Pizza Pie” in a faux Italian accent

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Luke: Saying “Oh my God, kid! We’re seein’ something we ain’t… never seen before!” in a Boston accent

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Luke: “Says who…m?”

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Luke: Singing “Don’t mis-judge… Anthony Bourdain, he is secretly nice”

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Luke: Singing “I’ve got the golden ticket”

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Luke: “When I do all these bad ideas, I’m by myself”

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Luke: “Who’s a little time traveler? You are… You’re amazing; a time traveling wonder”

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Luke: “You hadn’t even give the real punchline and you’re already letting me down”

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Luke and Andrew: “Will nose air become a recurring thing on the program? Maybe… Only time will tell”

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Clips From TBTL #2898

Andrew: “I have lockjaw of the brain”

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Andrew: “I’m really sorry. Boy, that was… clunky as hell”

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Andrew: “If you’re wondering what’s going on with my face right now, that’s it”

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Andrew: “Is the ISDN working? Is our guest in the studio yet?”

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Andrew: “Oh-ho, this is embarrassing”

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Andrew: “When I laugh a lot… I blow my nose a lot”

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Andrew: “Yeah. It kinda just jumped up on to my beard”

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Andrew and Luke: “Where’s Dave, man? (Where’s Dave, man?)”

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Ken Jennings: “All that stuff just makes me so glad that I was on Jeopardy! in 2004 when social media was not yet the blight it is today”

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Ken Jennings: “I’m coming for you… Jennings”

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Ken Jennings: “It’s 7:18 and they haven’t started the Double Jeopardy! round yet! What is happening in America?”

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Ken Jennings: “Like, it’s like you can go through boring, out the other side, into interesting”

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Ken Jennings: “Luke, you’re, you have so much to learn”

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Ken Jennings: “So, there’s a bell curve, a cloche curve, if you will”

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Ken Jennings: “Who are these guys telling me how to play Jeopardy!”

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Ken Jennings and Andrew: “Stick to the jokes, funny guy! (Mmm-hmm)”

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Ken Jennings and Luke: “Like, the, the… best thing Jeopardy! did for me was not… the money or anything. It was really just like… You’re… Can I have the money then…? Yes… I guess what I’m saying is, I want Luke to have the money”

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Luke: “But, Andrew knows things”

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Luke: “Don’t point at your wrist”

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Luke: “Everything happens for a reason”

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Luke: “Oh, no!!”

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Luke: Singing an upside-down version of the William Tell Overture

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Luke: Singing the William Tell Overture

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Luke: “The kayfabe is so strong… on me”

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Luke and Andrew: “He sort of spooged Purell into his beard, into his mouth… I didn’t think you saw that”

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Clips From A Song of Ice and Spoilers: 2019-05-07

Andrew: “Alright, listen… I keep on starting to say things and then I can’t finish them”

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Andrew: “Burn… them all, Daenerys. Burn them all”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what the fuck she means!”

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Andrew: “I gotta be me!! I gotta be me!”

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Andrew: “Like, just shut up!”

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Andrew: “Now, which one of you cowardly bastards shit my pants?”

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Andrew and Luke: “We’re the Game of Thrones podcast with the bells. Does Brock Huard have one? We’re the bells-iest”

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Luke: “Cersei’s gonna Cers”

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Luke: “It’s Been a Minute… with Sansa Sanders”

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Luke: “It’s my castle and I want it now!”

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Luke: “It’s my money and I want it now!”

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Luke: “Please, don’t leave me”

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Luke: Singing “I will remember Wolf”

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Luke: “This is why you castrate people”

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Luke: “Yeah!”

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Luke: “You have no idea how tempted I was to play the Morning Edition theme… Just to mess… with… a listener from a show you’re not even hearing right now” [ed: 🤔]

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Luke: “You must never, ever tell anyone… because, that will fuck up me getting the throne”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, no, he going up there to kill her… but, maybe I fell for something. Maybe he going up there to bone her (No)”

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