Tag: Andrew Walsh

Luke: “Achoo!”

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Luke: “Andrew… I am gonna tell you something”

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Luke: “Baseball’s back, folks! The crack of the bat. The roar of the Burbank”

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Luke: “Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger”

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Luke: “Flinn… does not have my ball”

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Luke: “God, you coulda used a best friend”

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Luke: “Goldfish… you were keeping track!”

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Luke: “Hard hat, lunch pail. Hard hat, lunch pail”

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Luke: “He is Andrew ‘Oh, ‘Explicit!”… Walsh… And, he likes to pull his boop-boop out of his pocket”

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Luke: “He suck”

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Luke: “I am one… with the animals”

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Luke: “I don’t know what my face is doing most of the time”

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Luke: “I’m just like: I’m back! Burbank’s back! The… the swish of the net… the bounce of the ball… Burbank’s back”

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Luke: “Like, am I just, like, the most annoying guy on the court?”

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Luke: Making a funny nasal sound

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Luke: “Relax, Apple Watch”

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Luke: “Revenge is a dish… best served… cold”

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Luke: “See, Reader’s Digest knows that I know that they know that I know that they know… that I know that they know”

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Luke: Singing “It’s the most Toomgis time of the year”

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Luke: “So, I’m gonna… bop over to Chicago”

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Luke: “Well… dang it!”

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Luke: “You flew too high… on bullshit wings”

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Luke: “You’ve always been… life in these United States”

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Luke and Andrew: “I am really worried that Beta… O’Carotene is gonna split the vote… and… (Oh my God) bring it four more years of Trump… (Oh my God) Seriously (Uh-oh!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t wanna… start the show off on a negative note. Yeah”

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Luke and Andrew: “I had a dream, Andrew, (Oh, wow) about trumpeting a fart”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m doing so… you know… (So, you’ll still love me) I’m farting all over you”

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Luke and Andrew: “You down with CDC? You know me”

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Luke and Andrew: “You realize what we still have to do today, though… Oh my God! We’re nowhere near done!”

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Andrew: “All of our Emilys belong to us”

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Andrew: “As a matter of fact, I’m calling bullshit on this one”

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Andrew: “Cha-ching!”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Oh, yeah!”

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Andrew: “Eew, what am I eating? What’s a probiotic?”

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Andrew: “Give your boop-boop a ding-a-ling”

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Andrew: “Give yourself a ding-a-ling”

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Andrew: “Give yourself an ‘Uh-oh!'”

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Andrew: “Give yourself an ‘Uh-oh!'” #2

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Andrew: Having a good laugh and saying “This is so delicious! Oh, this is so great. I’m sorry”

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Andrew: “How is this boring!? How in the world do you think this is boring? This is the best… content we’ve had!”

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Andrew: “I didn’t steal your ball! I don’t care!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know, man”

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Andrew: “I feel like a victim of Reader’s Digest now”

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Andrew: “I’m at howstuffworks.com/human-body/system/nosethroat/canpressingupperlipstiflesneeze.htm” [ed: 404]

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Andrew: Imitating the “Uh-oh!” drop

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Andrew: “In and out”

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Andrew: “It comes from the Land Down Under!”

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Andrew: “It’s… frankly, thirsty as shit”

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Andrew: “My friend, you couldn’t be more wrong”

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Andrew: “Not that I’ve ever noticed!”

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Andrew: “Now, damnit!”

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Andrew: “Now, here’s a question for you, Lucas”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Okay, here it is. I promised you a fart”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “This is illegal”

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Andrew: Singing “I never promised you a fart garden”

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Andrew: “So, who’s the barber here?”

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Andrew: “This is either new information, or information that I misunderstood before”

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Andrew: “This is like the sneeze, only for the under-bubbles”

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Andrew: “Uh-oh”

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Andrew: “Uh-oh” #2

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Andrew: “We didn’t say that you were ‘Uh-oh!’. We said that your actions were ‘Uh-oh!'”

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Andrew: “We have Toomgis today”

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Andrew: “What do you want, bud?”

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Andrew: “You are unequivocal; and, I will… unequivocally… give you a ding-a-ling”

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Andrew: “You know it, TBTL Baby!”

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Andrew: “You know that I’m a Dyson-head”

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Andrew: “You’ve always been humorous in uniform”

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Andrew and Luke: “Now, we’re cooking (Yeah!) with gas! Now, we’re… (Now, I’m hot!) now we’re putting butter on our burns!”

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Andrew and Luke: Singing along with the funky bass and Luke saying “Nice!”

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Andrew and Luke: “There are… nine numbers in a phone number, right, including area code? No. Ten, ten, ten. I’m an idiot (Yeah!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “They don’t say that! Nobody… nobody (Right) says that!”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is illegal… That’s fine”

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Andrew: “All of that boop-booping for nothing”

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Andrew: “But, everybody else is still playing!”

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Andrew: “California got more sunshine?”

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Andrew: “Come down, Lil’ Bow Wow!”

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Andrew: “Fake news to me… is a nothing burger”

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Andrew: “Hey, dummies!”

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Andrew: “I feel like I haven’t said anything interesting on the show so far today; so, I’m trying to… be interesting”

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Andrew: “I hate my voice”

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Andrew: “I hate this kid… No, that’s not true”

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Andrew: “I have a lot of questions for ya though”

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Andrew: “I perpetually sound… plugged up. I am plugged up today; cuz, I got a little bit of head cold. Maybe that was yesterday’s; but, every time… somebody plays my voice back to me, I’m perpetual head cold guy. I hate my voice”

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Andrew: “I’m a white dude in America”

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Andrew: “I’m perpetual head cold guy”

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Andrew: “I’m… embarrassed to kind of admit this… So, I’ll choose my words carefully; which, never works out well”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “That would be amazing”

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Andrew: “Let’s get back into this… this Draw Something bullshit”

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Andrew: “Mmm, that doesn’t scan… That sounds like bullshit to me”

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Andrew: “Oh, Jesus”

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Andrew: “Oh, that was not a… pleasant sound for anybody, including myself”

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Andrew: “Please Luke, don’t look at the clock”

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Andrew: “Please stop. I’m watching you”

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Andrew: Singing “I had duck shit in my hair”

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Andrew: “So, I pull out my little phone… pull out my little boop-boop”

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Andrew: “That solves the Burbank problem”

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Andrew: “We’re not in the same place now!”

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Andrew: “Well, I don’t wanna bullshit ya”

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Andrew and Luke: “So… kind of… anal retentive in… You know me, I have my, my methods for everything, right? (Please, never say ‘anal retentive’!)”

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Luke: “Apple Store!!”

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Luke: “But, guys! Guys! Read the room!”

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Luke: “Come on!!”

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Luke: “Hell naw!”

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Luke: “Hey listeners, could you guys… please… not… ruin… everything (This is why I can’t have nice things)”

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Luke: “I felt like such a loser!”

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Luke: “Just hadouken them”

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Luke: “Unposed and unanswered. It’s TBTL!”

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Luke: “Yeah, door number two”

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Luke and Andrew: “Dear clock… (Sorry) Why do you sound… like a typewriter? Signed, Luke Burbank”

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Luke and Andrew: “Please never talk about pulling out your little boop-boop! I just… All I did was say I pulled out my little… (It’s so dirty!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’re in garbage time now (Yeah)”

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Andrew: “And, I remember several times when something went… shit”

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Andrew: “He was curt in a way that I fucking remembered it!”

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Andrew: “Hey! Stop stealing my childhood, Ron!”

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Andrew: “I need some more of that sweet, sweet… Gabfest in my veins”

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Andrew: “Like, I just feel my age a lot more… recently. Not necessarily in a bad way; and, I’m not talking about the… grunt noise that I make when I get in and our of cars now… Ughh!”

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Andrew: “One time!”

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Andrew: Saying “When are you gonna put out the podcast, Scott?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Singing “Stay away from the tuna; it smells funny tonight”

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Andrew and Luke: “That’s what that’s from!? Yeah. Ohh”

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Luke: “And, and, again, a lot of the stuff that we did was… aggressively unlistenable”

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Luke: “Cuz, it can break your brain”

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Luke: Glitched audio that sounds like a video game sound effect

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Luke: “I had no original thoughts in my head, as a kid of that age”

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Luke: “I have login problems; I don’t know what the deal is”

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Luke: “It’s me or that fucking chair, Andrew”

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Luke: “It’s me or that motherfucking chair!”

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Luke: Saying “Are we ready?” as Ja Rule in a drawn out manner

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Luke: Saying “Eff you! We’re doing great!” in a gruff manner

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Luke: “This is a part of the show where I silently re-read e-mails to myself”

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Luke: “What is going on?”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew saying “Boom-boom” at the same as Luke playing the “Go Browns” drop was comedy gold

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Luke and Andrew: Luke playing the “Go Browns” drop and Andrew saying “Boom-boom” at the same time

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s not the Ron Funches I grew up on! Right”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s the most that I’ve ever heard you sing! Well, I’d like to think so; except, whenever we say that, Linh… will… Linhdemort… Phamdemort will send us a… a (Phamdemort) montage of me singing over the years. And, unfortunately, there’s a lot more of it than I’d like to admit”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, it’s like in the Nicki Minaj/Pardison Fontaine song, ‘Backing It Up,’ Andrew… Oh my God; which is… profane, by the way!”

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Andrew: “But, I didn’t do it; because, I’m a weasel”

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Andrew: “He probably didn’t have the dongle”

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Andrew: “Hey Foreplay, thanks again”

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Andrew: “Hey, what are you reading? How is it?”

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Andrew: “How long does this go on?”

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Andrew: “I do it all the time!”

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Andrew: “I, I do think that… there… is an Andrew inside of me… who could have easily, just sort of, pouted about that”

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Andrew: “I’m not gonna lie to you; because, I feel insecure”

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Andrew: “It was like nothing I had ever seen before”

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Andrew: “It’s obvious that’s where this was going the whole time!”

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Andrew: “Mmm-hmm… Mmm-hmm”

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Andrew: “Oh, hey. What’s up, Foreplay?”

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Andrew: “Oh, I don’t think I do know about this… I’ve never had a drink that I needed a strap for. I feel like I’m missing out”

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Andrew: “That was my one stampy moment”

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Andrew: “This is where I just need to learn how to be an adult”

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Andrew: “This isn’t doing it for me”

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Andrew: “Well, it’s a slant rhyme”

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Andrew: “What’s on third!”

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Andrew: “You don’t have to rub it in my face!”

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Andrew: “Ziggle-zaggit, let’s get back at it!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew broke the rule of not saying “sluffing off” on TBTL

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Andrew and Luke: “Did you go to the Integratron, by the way? The sound bath? Oh, I totally forgot!! (Son of a gun!) Dang it!”

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Luke: “Because, it’s all just weird, hippy-dippy, desert shit”

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Luke: “Can we all stop… manually stimulating ourselves for five seconds here. Like, nobody cares”

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Luke: “Fuck this”

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Luke: “Get over yourselves!”

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Luke: “I am… deeply confused”

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Luke: “My liver be damned”

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Luke: “No-no-no-no-no-no! No! No!”

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Luke: “Nom-nom nosh”

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Luke: Singing “Put it on you” as Ja Rule

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Luke: “Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti. Orange. Door hinge”

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Luke: “That’s the guy I am, Wolfgang!”

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Luke: “We’re gonna nom-nom with Wolfgang!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “I need to stop talking now; cuz…” and Andrew snorting

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, she’s married to me. So, you know… (Mmm-hmm) She’s… This ain’t her first… her first dance with ol’ LB”

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