Tag: Andrew Walsh

Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2831

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Andrew: “Because, that guy’s a monster!!”

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Andrew: “Chances are, my night is blown”

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Andrew: Describing a “True Crimes”-style podcast in which the two podcasters are committing true crimes

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Andrew: “Everybody who opens up for her is a white dude who is… sexist… as hell! Like, I couldn’t believe it!”

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Andrew: “I couldn’t believe it!”

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Andrew: “I did some light Googling”

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Andrew: “I don’t know… I don’t know!”

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Andrew: “I know that we had the Yakov talk”

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Andrew: “I’m a naive babe in the woods”

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Andrew: “It rains… It rains… and it washes… it washes the grime off the streets”

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Andrew: “It’s called a three-sixty review, I believe”

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Andrew: “Just a small, little, good news story from the… from the annals… of… Andy-town”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Luke Burbank’s 2018 estimated net worth is… ‘Under Review’. Compared to… ‘Under Review’ in 2017… Congratulations, man”

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Andrew: “Oh my God. How do you have that? Oh my… How did you know that I was gonna launch into a… into a faux sexist standup bit?”

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Andrew: “Oh, you’re walking up to the line!”

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Andrew: “Queues for the loos”

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Andrew: “Taurus! Taurus!”

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Andrew: “This is gonna sound really cocky… and, it was really cocky!”

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Andrew: “What the hell am I doing!? What crime am I trying to commit here?”

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Andrew: “Why the hell am I using sentences like that?”

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Andrew: “Yaki Smirnoff?”

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Andrew: “You must have these thoughts”

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Andrew and Luke: “Never… never stand on the branch you’re peeing on… That is disgusting… (Right?) That is… disgusting”

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Luke: “Don’t ask her about my wizard. You’re not gonna hear good reviews”

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Luke: “Don’t praise the reference”

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Luke: Drawn out “Nope!”

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Luke: “I’ll take one crime please, sir!”

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Luke: “I’ll take one of your finest… crimes”

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Luke: “More like… Urea Town”

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Luke: “My wife’s new birth sign is: Taurus! Taurus!”

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Luke: “Not to go all Yakov Smirnoff on it”

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Luke: “Potty parity”

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Luke: Saying “Let’s get ready to crumble!” in a drawn out manner while Andrew is talking

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Luke: Singing “I’m just a guy in the Whole Foods lot… and that’s a really polite car”

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Luke: “Sitting… the great leveler”

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Luke: “That’s not how it works. That’s not how any of this works”

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Luke: “They sat down and studied it… They studied it out; that’s all they did”

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Luke: “This will be in court some day”

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Luke: “What a country”

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Luke: “When a man… loves a stereotype very, very much”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2830

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Andrew: “And, I will add one, small… boring fact”

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Andrew: “Aw, man”

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Andrew: “Boy, are we still talking about the egg?”

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Andrew: “Don’t talk to the cops”

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Andrew: Funny laugh

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Andrew: “Genevieve, shut your mouth”

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Andrew: “Good morning. We’re… we’re cooking with gas today”

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Andrew: “Harden it up, Walsh!”

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Andrew: “Hey-oh!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if this is gonna take us in a weird place”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna say something here that’s gonna sound hurtful; and, I don’t mean it to be hurtful”

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Andrew: “I’m proud to say my mug is bigger than yours”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Making some funny mouth sounds

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Andrew: Making some funny mouth sounds and saying “What was that noise?”

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Andrew: Saying “Hey, Culligan Man!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “That’s the guy who texted me bef–at the beginning of the show!!”

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Andrew: “Whatever, egg”

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Andrew: “Yes!! It’s so scary! Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “You might have the causality kind of reverse there”

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Andrew and Luke: “I killed him! I killed him! I did it!!”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Extremely online”

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Luke: “Extremely online” #2

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Luke: “He doesn’t want to be giving me five”

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Luke: “I don’t wanna be… old man yells at caloric intake”

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Luke: “I still am very dismissive of things that are extremely online”

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Luke: “I’ve got a problem; and, the only solution is… more beard on Andrew!”

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Luke: “My phone would’ve been toast”

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Luke: “My wife is… awesome. She’s such a, she’s very like… her brain is just so much… more functional than mine”

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Luke: “Ninety-nine point nine-nine-nine nine-nine percent of the time”

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Luke: Saying “Aw, dry up!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “Hey there, guys… I’m waving!” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Saying “Shut your yapper!” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Success… has many mothers; but, failure is an orphan”

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Luke: “The nicer I was to him… the more angry he was at me”

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Luke: “Wait a second… Wait… Wait… Hold on… Stop the… donation”

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Luke: “Why don’t you shut your yapper!”

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Luke: “Yeah, it was a weird show yesterday… hopefully, the listeners didn’t hear all of the weirdness”

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Luke: “You’re a witch!”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, what about… people, like me, who don’t salivate when they see a porta-potty? (Mmm-hmm)”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2829

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Alarm clock sound (10 second loop)

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Alarm clock sound (30 second loop)

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Andrew: “I didn’t see this part of the movie; so, I’m on some really shaky ground here with me opining on this”

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Andrew: “I threw my damn keys away the other day!”

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Andrew: Imitating the sound of an alarm clock going off

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Andrew: “Is this happ… Ho! This is happening! Aw, shit, yes!!”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit!”

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Andrew: “Ooh! It’s gonna be fun for everybody”

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Andrew: Saying “It is… snowy… as heck!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “This is gonna sound whiny here for one second”

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Andrew: “This is one of the most enjoyable Super Bowls, that I didn’t care about, in a long time”

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Andrew: “What!? Are they doing… What the!?”

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Andrew: “Why did you throw us away, Andrew?”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke’s alarm clock went off while Andrew was talking

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Andrew and Luke: “So, I got up and raced into the other room like a real Speed Racer… and, I grabbed it, (Wow) and now I’m… now I’m outta breath”

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Luke: “A delicious meat soup… thing”

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Luke: “Bro… Bruh”

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Luke: “Cuddled awake… by the… wings… of the memory of an angel”

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Luke: “If you thought today’s show was boring… wait ’til you get the update on today’s show… tomorrow”

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Luke: “Leave no thermostat story behind”

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Luke: Making funny sounds

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Luke: “Remember two days ago when we started this show”

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Luke: “Stir-frying up some woohoo chicken”

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Luke: “That’s a… long and winding way of saying… I’ve got a lot going on, people. This show is… I’d say, top five of my priorities right now”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2828

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Andrew: “Alright. We’re gonna get rid of this candy now; so, not tempt you anymore… Oh… no, we’re keeping it there. Reese… not sorry!”

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Andrew: “Every time Reader’s Digest closes a door, it opens a window”

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Andrew: “Excuse me, guys. Can I get through here? Thank you. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Pardon me”

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Andrew: “Facebook is such a pain in the ass”

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Andrew: “Fuck you!”

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Andrew: Funny, drawn out “Please”

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Andrew: “Go Rams!!”

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Andrew: “Hello, river!”

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Andrew: “I see the side of Luke’s face, everybody!”

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Andrew: “I’m all… juiced up!”

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Andrew: “It is way weirder than I thought!”

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Andrew: “It’s put a stank on him!”

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Andrew: “Look, it’s Luke!”

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Andrew: Mimicking the “Uh-oh” drop

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Andrew: “Nobody invite Luke to your Super Bowl party”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! It’s so fucking great!”

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Andrew: “Please tell me your Music For Your Weekend is… something from the soundtrack to ‘Cool Is Ice’ please”

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Andrew: Saying “Sorry, not sorry” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Talk about losing our innocence here”

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Andrew: “Thank you. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Pardon me”

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Andrew: “This is gonna sound kinda shitty… People should do what they want. Musicians should do what they want”

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Andrew: “This is how lazy I am”

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Andrew: “Which is just not my vibe at all!”

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Andrew: “Why am I, why am I just… why am I ruining your childhood with this stuff?”

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Andrew: “Yeah. Beds are burning… because, the laptop is too hot”

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Andrew: “You and I are playing some weird shit today, man!”

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Andrew and Luke: “This segment is not about me getting in between you and Reader’s Digest. Don’t make me choose; because, dude… I’m gonna choose Reader’s Digest every goddamn time. Yeah, absolutely (Okay)”

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Luke: “And, I actually lied to Carey”

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Luke: “And… don’t miss Sinbad! Why is that a gran… a grandma ain’t got no job, they always got money!? The home of Northwest entertainment”

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Luke: “Boy, now I’m really just… going deeper into this”

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Luke: “Boy, oh, boy”

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Luke: “Coming to the Emerald Queen Casino… The time has come! Midnight Oil… Opening for… Peter Frampton!”

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Luke: “Dude… nobody cares”

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Luke: “For me, Instagram is a silent movie”

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Luke: “I had a… real humiliating moment… with the… animals this morning (I say, I say, what’s up dog!)”

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Luke: “This is so entertaining to me and you, and no one else”

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Luke: “What!? I’ve never even seen those; but, man… those fill me with anger!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Honestly, my life, Andrew, my life is over! My life, as I knew it, is now over (Your life is just beginning)”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is not a C-section story; but, that… Good!”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is the best family reunion ever!! (…my God! Nobody can open fifty eggs!)”

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Clips From TBTL #2827

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Andrew: “Easy, Casey Kasem”

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Andrew: “How am I forgetting already!?”

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Andrew: “I don’t know!”

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Andrew: “I was like, ‘You’re amazing!'”

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Andrew: “I’d be a scatter”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna zip through a few of these now… because, there’s just too much good stuff. There’s Toomgis going on here”

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Andrew: “I’m, I’m like… not racist at all. I hate Greeks. I don’t know why”

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Andrew: “Like, it just keeps getting worse!”

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Andrew: “Mmmh?”

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Andrew: “Now I’m wondering if I will have tacos”

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Andrew: “Oh, God. I eat too much. I hate myself”

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Andrew: “Oh, man. I’m gonna take this ride for a while”

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Andrew: “Poop germs in the air… in there”

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Andrew: Saying “Aw, yeah!” in a gruff manner

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Andrew: Saying “Everybody’s gotta party!” as Fred Schneider

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Andrew: Saying “Great voice… Questionable content” as Casey Kasem

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Andrew: Scatting

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Andrew: Singing “We need a gyro!”

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Andrew: “Stupid Andrew. You didn’t need… the potatoes”

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Andrew: “The very first food picture I see… I lock on to”

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Andrew: “You were able to, kinda, side-step that shame too”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know what’s up with me! (Yeah!)”

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Luke: “Everything at this ARCO is covered in a layer of human… feces”

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Luke: “Hey, Rudy… You feeling it? You ready? You excited? None of the above? Okay… Well, I got this. Don’t worry”

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Luke: “Hot dog!! That made ’em mad”

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Luke: “I don’t wanna dance with that devil again”

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Luke: “I’ll give you an example that nobody asked for… and… I’m… totally torpedoing your segment”

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Luke: “Is it, ‘Undigested Co-Conspirator’?”

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Luke: “It sounds like, ‘Nards'”

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Luke: “It’s alls youz do… is get studied”

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Luke: “Let’s, let’s bail the ocean out with a… thimble”

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Luke: “My body is a temple”

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Luke: “Not all gyros wear capes?”

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Luke: “Once I pop, I can’t stop”

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Luke: Saying “Coming up next… it’s a song… that doesn’t hold up well” as Casey Kasem

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Luke: Singing a few notes of “Here Comes the Bride”

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Luke: Trying to hum a song while pinching his nose closed

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Luke: Trying to hum while pinching his nose closed

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Luke: Trying to hum while pinching his nose closed #2

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Luke: “We’re podcasting for two”

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Luke: “What!?!”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew scatting and when asked what instrument would he be, he would be a scatter

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Luke and Andrew: “To beat a Hitler… you’ve gotta be a Hitler… Exactly”

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Luke and Andrew: “What instrument, if you had to… (Scat) I’d be a scatter… You knew that (Yeah)”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2826

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Andrew: “Beautiful, soft, fluffy lint”

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Andrew: “Do they call it, ‘jabber-mouthy’?”

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Andrew: “Every time I say anything that is a fact… it… it, I’m wrong about it”

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Andrew: “I have Googled… something that will change my life forever”

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Andrew: “It must come out as a freeze-dried, little pellet”

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Andrew: “It’s probably doggy smell. It’s doggy smell!”

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Andrew: “Just stay home and watch movies!”

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Andrew: Making breaking news teletype sounds

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Andrew: “Oddly enough, this catheter company is also called, ‘GoDaddy'”

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Andrew: “Oh, absolutely!”

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Andrew: “Oh… Luke”

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Andrew: “Oh… Luke… I have Googled… something that will change my life forever”

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Andrew: “Ooh! Doggy residue”

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Andrew: “The center may not hold on this”

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Andrew: “What is this? This sounds stupid. This sounds like some sort of… old timey clickbait”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’ll just say that the show’s getting better the more we talk… I think so”

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Andrew and Luke: “Luke, remember at the very beginning of the show, you were going to be open… to hearing feedback even if it is somewhat negative? Be open to me (Yes) telling you that you have a stinky goddamn dryer”

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “Are you really going to the gym? Yes, I am really going to the gym”

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Luke: “Am I… losing my mind here?”

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Luke: “And, I was like, ‘Yay!'”

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Luke: “And, in fact, I have smelt it… and, I know that it did not dealt it”

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Luke: “Are you kidding me!!?”

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Luke: Cute laugh

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Luke: “Derp it up!”

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Luke: “He’s working on his beef castle!”

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Luke: “He’s… not… woo-woo about any of it”

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Luke: “I don’t know what parts of Stu are even, like, still attached to him. He might have lost out there”

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Luke: “I feel like I’m gonna start… having a lot of opinions… jerk”

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Luke: “I pray to the old and new dryer gods, by the way”

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Luke: “I… am really… souring on the whole Sledgehog experience”

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Luke: “I’m out of touch as a… as a… coastal, liberal elite”

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Luke: “I’m… getting… less horrible”

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Luke: “Is Stu gonna die trying to drive to dance practice? And, more importantly, is Piper gonna die?”

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Luke: “It… bothers me!!”

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Luke: “It’s the… year of breakthroughs that are not breakthroughs”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Let’s just make this about dealing with dog waste”

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Luke: “Maybe making a big fire and just gettin’ ham-boned”

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Luke: “Maybe something broke loose in me there”

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Luke: Melodic “Umm-mmm-mmm”

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Luke: “NBD”

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Luke: “Sledgehogger”

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Luke: “The Dance of the Jabber-Mouthy”

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Luke: “There’s a new weird smell, and it’s coming into the Broadcast Center; and, it smells… like fast food!”

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Luke and Andrew: Comparing the THRIVE process to Gremlins

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Two sleuths… sleuthing it up!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know, our fans, of the Sledgehogs… they’re called ‘The Sixes’… Got a whole thing going. I wanted to make a joke like that… (We’ve retired the number six jersey) but, I literally didn’t know how many people were supposed to be on a basketball team”

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Luke, Steve Neuman and Andrew: “I mean, not to get into the management of, of Brewed Awakening, or whatever the name… of… this coffee shop is. That’s… possible show title. Yeah. How long have you been sitting on that?”

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