Tag: Andrew Walsh

Andrew: “And luckily, the bucket is right below me, and it all just slides out… like the… perfect slimy… gross… tube… of… sludge (¡Jalapeña! ¡Jalapeña!)”

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Andrew: “And, man… if I could turn back time”

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Andrew: “As a very, very shy man”

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Andrew: “Aw, shit. I oversold that”

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Andrew: “But, I… have to… feel with what I’m dealing with here. So, I kind of stick my finger up there a little bit”

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Andrew: “Good morning! I was… happy to hear that. I’m… just shocked, I’m shocked and surprised to hear that somebody pulled from yesterday’s show… for repurposing”

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Andrew: “Have you, have you, like, Googled, ‘stinky smell in my dryer’?”

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Andrew: “Here’s a bedtime story for ya, sleepy head!”

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Andrew: “Hey, have you tried the sink yet!? Hey, have you tried the sink yet!?”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna tell you what it sounded like”

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Andrew: “I think that I can make this interesting”

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Andrew: “I wanted to both… wretch and celebrate at the same time”

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Andrew: “I was a sledgehog that day, my friend!”

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Andrew: “It is… just thick”

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Andrew: “Sorry to say this; but, I… have to… feel with what I’m dealing with here. So, I kind of stick my finger up there a little bit; and, yup… it’s basically alive!”

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Andrew: “That doesn’t scan”

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Andrew: “Things turned, man! Things got a little… a little Lord of the Flies-y”

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Andrew: “What do I do with this terrible thing?”

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Andrew: “Yeah. That story makes me uncomfortable”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew describing his sink pipe issue and Luke reacts as if a big chill went through Burbank Springs

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Luke: “Ah, the rare loose-ball foul”

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Luke: “Bananas!”

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Luke: “Don’t get me started on beans! Hot… fat… juicy Guffman… lines”

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Luke: “God! Those tossed salads and scrambled eggs”

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Luke: “Good on ya!”

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Luke: “He chirped at me. I chirped at him”

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Luke: “I’m seventy-three!! How old are you!?”

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Luke: “Kim Jong-un… has no–has nothing on my behind the scenes maneuvering”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oof!”

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Luke: “Super fair-sy square-sy”

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Luke: “Their branding is gross to me”

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Luke: “These MFers better not try to start this game and not have me be in the first ten”

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Luke: “Why don’t you wake up before you start shit talking?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, why can’t bots write the news? Wow… He said… crying. Right. Right”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s, it’s a goddamn Sarlacc at this point! (Exactly!)”

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Andrew: “And, that’s how you keep the listeners, Luke. I hope you’re taking notes”

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Andrew: “And, the son of a… gun… is beeping at me!”

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Andrew: “Beep, beep, beep”

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Andrew: “But, man… do I feel like Big Brother’s in my car”

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Andrew: “God, I’m an idiot”

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Andrew: “Happy Monday! The adventure begins again”

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Andrew: “I did something this weekend that was… one of the grossest… and most satisfying things I’ve ever done; and, had nothing to do with the human body”

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Andrew: “I got something in my car now that is driving me… nuts!”

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Andrew: “I resent this little device… for getting into my head so much; but, also, I don’t want this son of a gun to beep at me again”

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Andrew: “I was… an idiot in my own way”

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Andrew: “I’m a little murky about this”

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Andrew: “It stars Ringo Starr!!”

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Andrew: “It’s the first line of the film!”

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Andrew: “Just kidding. He doesn’t exist!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Man, this is so sad for a Monday morning!”

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Andrew: “Maybe that’s a… bad way of putting that”

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Andrew: Saying “What the eff!?” in a gruff manner

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Andrew: “So, is it nap time yet?”

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Andrew: “This is a strange place for me to take this”

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Andrew: “This is gonna sound weird and, maybe… too personal”

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Andrew: “Ugh, God, soccer fans! Uhh, who cares! I’m over it”

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Andrew: “What the hell!!?”

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Andrew: “When do I get to talk to Luke about this?”

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Andrew: “White boy funk… It’s all white boy hippie funk”

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Andrew: “Zoop!”

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Luke: “Cuz, I watch plenty of trash television”

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Luke: “Eff you, buddy”

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Luke: “I spoke words I never thought I would… ever say out loud”

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Luke: “I was trying to just leave that in the open if I can for… our friend, Linh Pham, to pull that”

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Luke: “It is… really good”

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Luke: Singing a fast-paced rhythm and the first few notes of the Super Mario Bros overworld theme

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Luke: Singing the first few notes of the Super Mario Bros overworld theme

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Luke: “So, maybe I’m just wired differently”

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Luke: “The animation was unreal!!”

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Luke: “There was a plate that had a… mayo flipped over; and, they were like, ‘Well, that means chicken.’ And, I was like, ‘Well, of course it does!'”

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Luke: “Yeeeea-ah!!!”

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Andrew: “Aw, man. I’m funny”

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Andrew: “Good morning, Luke!”

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Andrew: “Hey, kid. What’s going on?”

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Andrew: “Hey, you like this feature? You gotta pay for it now”

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Andrew: “I can’t edit it out of my brain”

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Andrew: “I got… I got Stevie issues”

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Andrew: “I hate that sound”

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Andrew: “I just hate the sound of his voice so much!”

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Andrew: “I’m glad I’m not involved in… any part of that”

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Andrew: “I’m not a city boy”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Mind-blowing is too strong of a word, I guess”

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Andrew: “My brain is broken”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! That is terrible!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! A pickup!?”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!!”

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Andrew: “Oh! I’m… I’m soulful and my voice is rough! I hate that sound. Nobody isolate that… and use it later. I do not wanna hear that in… the intro”

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Andrew: Saying “Oh! I’m… I’m soulful and my voice is rough!” in a rough, soulful manner

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Andrew: “Sometimes, I pet dogs; I’m not even joking, this is the saddest thing you’ll ever hear”

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Andrew: “Sounds like great content from me, as usual”

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Andrew: “This is great! I’ve gotta try it all!”

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Andrew: “We may remember Blursdays; but, will we remember to turn on our microphone? That’s a whole new question. I feel like we’re on an adventure together today”

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Andrew: “What-what!?”

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Andrew: “Who put your intrigue into my Blursdays?”

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Andrew: “Woof!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I mean, I guess… I guess I’d pay six thousand dollars to bring a human with me”

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Andrew: “You take the good, you take the bad, you take ’em both; and, there you have… the Facts of TBTL”

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Andrew: “You were both right and wrong at the same exact time, but in a hilarious way”

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Andrew and Luke: “Are you laughing cuz I put that in a weird way? Did I make it weird? Yeah… (But, like, the–also…) I do all kinds of stuff for money that you don’t know about… Eww, God… Can we edit that out for time?”

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Andrew and Luke: Reading and discussing my e-mail about flushless urinals

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, I pet dogs too (Oh my God!)”

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Luke: “Aw, crap!”

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Luke: “Delete! Burn the building down!”

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Luke: “Dynamite the, the T1 line!”

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Luke: “Her kid needs to suck it up!”

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Luke: “I sold my soul for nothing on this one, Andrew”

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Luke: “I’m gonna anger the listeners, because…”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Not worth it, bro!”

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Luke: “Oh… dear, God!”

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Luke: “Screw this!”

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Luke: Singing “Look into my eyes… you will find”

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Luke: “There’s a… a right way to rock; and, wrong way… to wish the… listeners a birthday message. And, that’s exactly what we did yesterday”

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Luke: “They both should equally be weirding me out”

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Luke: “This is the… dumbest song I’ve ever heard”

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Luke: “We are idiot-proofing it… today”

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Luke and Andrew: “I think the takeaway is: I cannot be trusted to upload the shows! And, also, I should stop S-talking people during the program. Right”

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Andrew: “Before, whatever reason, my brain being weird”

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Andrew: “Bop around town a little bit”

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Andrew: “I cannot tell if this is one of the happiest stories or one of the saddest stories I’ve ever heard”

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Andrew: “I was either proud of or ashamed of; I get ’em… confused”

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Andrew: “I went back to Whole Foods to get some of that sweet, sweet hot food bar breakfast”

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Andrew: “I will be, just like the listeners, a little, a little baby here sucking my thumb as you tell me a story. Is that how people listen, by the way?”

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Andrew: “Oh, ho-ho-ho-ho! Ho-ho! Gentleman has the floor!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Ooh, that archiving project sounds fun”

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Andrew: “Ooh, that archiving project sounds fun… and… pretty pointless, but fun”

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Andrew: “Smooth as a baby’s behind”

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Andrew: “That… is a task that is based fully in minutiae”

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Andrew: “Uhh, Dad!”

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Andrew: “We are the U2 of podcasters”

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Andrew: “Why are you running away from your feelings?”

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Andrew: “You know, it’s maybe, especially back in the day, not wanting disturbances in their courtroom… That’s how judges talk… I apologize to all the judges listening”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m just picturing leather… and sweat… and grossness, and all kinds of stuff. Oh, don’t fear the leather”

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Luke: “Because, there is something about the pressing down”

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Luke: “Cuz, we are… not good”

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Luke: “It’s gonna be exciting, y’all… It’s gonna be really exciting”

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Luke: “Oh, we got so many cars!”

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Luke: “Okay, good. We got it back to Negative Town”

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Luke: “Ooh… That guy has a black card”

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Luke: Singing “Fools rush in where wise men never go. Cuz, wise men never fall in love; but, how would they know”

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Luke: “TBTL’s coming home!”

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Luke: “That’s the saddest thing I’ve ever heard”

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Luke: “Tried to do it in Atlanta, Andrew!”

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Luke: “You have a way of really blowing my mind sometimes, Walsh”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m gonna thank the Donors of the Day. I want you to compose yourself. I’m composed”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know what I’m talking about? Umm. Not really”

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Luke and Andrew: “You put the naughty in ‘Nautilus’? That’s exactly right”

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Andrew: “And, that put an end to that”

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Andrew: “Buckle up”

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Andrew: “But it is… terrible!”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I really like it… It looks like a really polite car!”

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Andrew: “Doot-doo!!”

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Andrew: “God! I felt so great yesterday”

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Andrew: “I am definitely the… villain of this story”

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Andrew: “I did… sort of, accidentally, do exactly… what I’ve always… wanted to do in my most petty moments”

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Andrew: “It’s just so petty and so stupid”

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Andrew: “Keeping… grossness off the floor”

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Andrew: “Look at this jerk”

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Andrew: “My God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, Luke… I don’t know if you know this about me; but, I really, I’m a real principled guy. I stand on principles. And, this is why people have so much respect for me”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! It was that guy! He thinks I’m gonna post a picture of him!”

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Andrew: “This is… fricking fascinating!”

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Andrew: “Well, it’s called ‘Creeque Alley;’ but, real–it’s obviously a bunch of… hippie stuff”

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Andrew: “Why do I do this?”

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Andrew: “Why do you do this?”

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Luke: “And… he wants nothing to do… with the new MacGuyver on TV… or, New-Guyver, as no one calls it”

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Luke: “Bang, bang, bang”

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Luke: “But, there’s just… fog and… gray, and clouds, and… wetness in the air”

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Luke: “I have so many questions”

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Luke: “This is really what set me up to be a sketchy adult… Lemme just blame this on my parents, if I can”

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Andrew: “Boy, howdy!”

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Andrew: “By the way, I’m not backing down on this… I’m not changing my perspective; or, or… developing a more open mind when it comes to it”

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Andrew: “Ding, ding, ding!”

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Andrew: “Get a load of this guy”

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Andrew: Growling

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Andrew: “Hey there, it’s Andrew… When I talk like this, does my voice relax you and sooth you… or, do you find it somewhat… off-putting… and anxiety-making?”

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Andrew: “I don’t think I was in my Jesuit shit yet”

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Andrew: “I have a lot of boop-boops; and, I know how to dink ’em?”

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Andrew: “I need this man! Come on! Make… make with the funny!”

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Andrew: Mimicking the “Uh-oh” drop

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Andrew: “Oh, of course”

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Andrew: “People aren’t polite the way they were before they had these portable phones”

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Andrew: Saying “Lemme just read… lemme… le… lemme just read one more for you here” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “What the hell is with them!?”

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Andrew: “Who gives a shit?”

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Andrew: “You’re not taking away my anxiety at all”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m not here to make friends… (Yeah!) No, no… I’m not either, by the way. So, don’t get any ideas… buddy”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m, like, embarrassed for everybody… (Right) involved”

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Andrew and Luke: “Mine! All mine! (Yeah!)”

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Listener Emmet: “I have a lot of boop-boops… and, I know how to dink ’em”

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Luke: “Bro…hemian… Rhapsody”

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Luke: “Can I skip songs ahead in my Oscar Peterson Trio Sonos play… playlist? No… Will I live? Yes!”

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Luke: Drawn out “Yup!”

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Luke: “Dude… I am… here for this”

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Luke: “God! Don’t praise the Harrison”

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Luke: “I am an inveterate… tweeter and deleter”

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Luke: “I don’t… I don’t know your life, dude!”

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Luke: “I have a lot of boop-boops; and, I don’t know how to dink them… that’s the problem”

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Luke: “I three-sixty slammed. I three-pointered. I did all of the–I did it all the different ways”

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Luke: “I was the young… buck”

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Luke: “I’m true to this; I’m not new to this”

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Luke: “It truly was… a Shawshank Redemption”

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Luke: “It’s like a glow stick you can drive!!”

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Luke: “Let’s pretend like that last four minutes never happened”

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Luke: “Oh, God. I’ve embarrassed myself… once again”

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Luke: “Please, everybody… keep Andrew employed… And, keep me at, keep me at full capacity of four jobs”

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Luke: Quietly saying “This is what I would do if I was a billionaire. Like, you’re doing it right!”

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Luke: Saying “Babe” and “But, babe” a lot

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Luke: Saying “Babe” and “But, babe” a lot (Edited)

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Luke: “That is… ripped from the headlines of my morning, dude”

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Luke: “We’re gonna burn this down with this jackass in it”

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Luke: “You just broke the glass of my mind”

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Luke: “You kinda know it when you see it… It’s like pornography, really”

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