Tag: Andrew Walsh

Andrew: “Dirt balls do it with a vacuum”

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Andrew: Doing his version of the “Thumbs Down” Sound Machine sound effect

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Andrew: Drawn out “Bomb”

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Andrew: “God bless you… You don’t have to have an opinion on this, at all”

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Andrew: “Hey, I may, I may have some good news for… everybody here. I think… Oh, there it is! I got it. Linh sent it to me. I threw him under the bus”

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Andrew: “How do you say hello to a rutabaga”

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Andrew: “I have the ‘Uh-oh'”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Hey!”

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Andrew: “My… God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, I hate this… I hate this!”

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Andrew: “Perfect. I thought you were gonna say I was working myself into a spot; cuz, I… That was really dumb of me to say. I’m not gonna edit it out; because, what the hell… it’s too hard. But… it’s not like I’m an… audio editor, or anything”

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Andrew: “Reach out… touch someone”

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Andrew: Saying “Jason S. Lumpkins!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “She’s… the smart one on the show… I’m the one who knows how to turn… knobs”

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Andrew: Singing “Do you believe”

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Andrew: Singing “No matter what”

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Andrew: “That’s bullshit!”

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Andrew: “That’s just weak tea”

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Andrew: “What are you doing, ya, ya, ya dirt ball?”

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Andrew: “What’s up, turnips?”

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Andrew: “When I’m saying my editing notebook, I’m not being precious about it”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew plays the wrong Sound Machine sound effect, thinking it was the “Uh-oh robot” sound

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Andrew and Luke: “I shouldn’t have said that… Maybe I can clip it out… Yeah. In three… two… and… my vacuum cleaner question. Yeah!”

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Luke: “Am I gonna get to have… my special… my special daddy juice”

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Luke: “And, that’s our new segment… ‘You Don’t Have to Have an Opinion, Jerk!'”

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Luke: “Don’t have a care about it, jerk!”

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Luke: “I have not… learned… anything about being a professional broadcaster”

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Luke: “I know this is a first-world problem”

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Luke: “I think it scarred me!”

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Luke: “I’m knee deep in the hoopla”

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Luke: “It’s well designed. It has long ass cord”

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Luke: “Just get into the show, Burbank”

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Luke: “Kale chips!!!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh my God! When is this thing gonna die?”

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Luke: “Praise the machine”

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Luke: Saying “And, that’s-a when I turn into Bill Cosby” as Bill Cosby

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Luke: Saying “The watching the game and the eating the food” as Bill Cosby

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Luke: Singing “Please tell me… please tell me why… I’m sleeping with the clothes on; and, I”

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Luke: Singing “We are young… we are free”

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Luke: “Sorry if this is overly graphic… or whatever”

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Luke: “The Pod-dog’s fur is… everywhere!”

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Luke and Andrew: “First, though… let’s take a break and we’ll be back with more… Spotless… Hey!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Tailgate parties are a great opportunity to catch up with friends (Oh, fuck you) and can help make your…”

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Luke and Andrew: “Who stole that from me!? I think we’ve both been hacked”

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Andrew: “Do you think it’s working well for the show, Bubbie?”

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Andrew: “I am an RXBAR-head”

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Andrew: “I don’t really feel self-conscious in my life, Luke”

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Andrew: “It looks like it’s mounting it, yeah”

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Andrew: “Last four are four-two… one-one. And, the security code on the back is three-one-three”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Yeah!”

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Andrew: “Ooh! It’s a Hidden Valley Ranch party in my mouth”

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Andrew: “Papa Popeye”

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Andrew: “Really!?”

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Andrew: Speaking as if he had a mouthful of RXBAR

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Andrew: “That’s why I like having both of you in my life. If I ever need anything like that, I’m like, ‘Hey, guys… Find an Airbnb for me'”

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Andrew: “Vieves… Holy shit!”

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Andrew: “We’re gonna solve that damn thing”

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Andrew: “While we’re on cracker talk”

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Andrew: “Wow. Life’s tough, man… I feel ya”

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Andrew: “Yeah! Oh, God! It’s been a long time”

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Andrew: “You can still hear these, these… ghost of Andrew Walsh beds on KUOW”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you think it’s working well for the show, Bubbie? I do! I like it, Popeye!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I dunno if I’m slow today or you’re on fire; but, wow… I really had to do the math on that joke. Can it be somewhere in the middle? It probably is”

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Andrew and Luke: “While we’re on cracker talk… which, might even have a double (Yep) meaning in this case (Ooh!)”

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Luke: “And, so, we had a series of some real… crumbums”

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Luke: “Boy… that… is a really fascinating forward promotion. I’d like to do some celery talk coming up”

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Luke: “Does everybody in this flippin’ store… all need to look at soup right now!?”

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Luke: “Easy, Exxon Valdez!”

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Luke: “Handy Andy’s… Vape and CPAP cleaning”

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Luke: “Hey, Rudy! You ever heard of a water bottle? They’re this new thing I invented… They’re amazing”

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Luke: “I don’t have a power in. I don’t have a power out. I’d say the middle isn’t strong either”

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Luke: “I know this is a… boring line of… discussion”

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Luke: “Maybe this was the souping hour”

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Luke: “Run!”

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Luke: “The wings were wild. The wings were wild”

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Luke: “We’re not gonna be around long, right?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t know if this is… widespread or if this is weird behavior… but, we would have saltine crackers with butter on them… Have you ever heard of such a thing? I don’t think so; and, goddamn, my family put butter on a lot of stuff!”

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Luke and Andrew: “So is my new nickname, ‘Popeye’? Is that replacing ‘Bubbie’? Yeah!”

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Luke and Andrew: “While we were talking, I almost got phished! Really!?”

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Andrew: “Alright… let’s just do this. Let’s start the show on a very awkward note”

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Andrew: “Ha-ha-ha. I don’t need a water bottle”

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Andrew: “Hey, Bubbie!”

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Andrew: “Holy shit… I forgot about this toy. I used to have this toy”

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Andrew: “How dare you say I’m stupid, E!”

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Andrew: “I actually like having one water bottle; because, maybe some day… this will go out of use and I’ll… I’ll be moving apartments, and I’ll find this buried in a box somewhere. And, I’ll be like, ‘Ahhh. Remember the great… water bottle of 2018?’ And, I’ll take it out, and I’ll cradle it, and I’ll talk to it… Got a little bit weird at the end”

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Andrew: “I didn’t know what I was gonna say until I opened my mouth”

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Andrew: “I got Wi-Fi for it. It’s now a Wi-Fi water bottle”

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Andrew: “I wanted to say something about music”

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Andrew: “I’m done with this!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Numb hands”

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Andrew: Singing “I shouldn’t be singing on the show”

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Andrew: Singing “Oh… Sherrie… Hold on!”

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Andrew: “There… we got there!”

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Andrew: “We can’t go out with it; because… every word in it is terrible”

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Andrew: “Whoa… There is a whole ‘nother world of music out there”

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Andrew: “Why didn’t anybody… tell me about water bottles!? I love it!”

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Andrew: “Yeah… I guess so”

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Andrew: “You see a red canteen; and, then, you wanted paint it black [sic]“

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Luke: “But, I, but, I regret nothing!”

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Luke: “Don’t ask Bubbie”

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Luke: “Don’t you forget about us. Don’t, don’t, don’t… don’t… don’t you… forget about us”

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Luke: “I’m such a Moishe Kapoydah! [sic]“

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Luke: “Is this gonna hurt my back?”

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Luke: “My board be crazy”

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Luke: Saying “The horror” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing “Oh, Andrew… hold on!”

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Luke: Singing the melody to “Paint It Black” and saying “Shut up”

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Luke: “Try to get that a little… get… get that… a, a Live Wire-slash-TB–I just called TBTL, ‘Live Wire'”

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Luke and Andrew: “And then, I try to sorta joke it… joke it off, as it were… You’ll go blind!”

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Luke and Andrew: The possibility of calling Live Wire “TBTL” on stage and joking it off

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Luke and Andrew: “What were you saying, though, before I interrupted you with my hilarious spoof? (Ahhh, nothing)”

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