Clips From TBTL #2724

Andrew: “Hello, Luke… Got some weird smells wafting into my window today”

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Andrew: “I’m what they call a… glutton”

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Andrew: “Just get to the… part where you paint each other naked!”

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Andrew: “Let’s power out of that!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! I got so many things I wanna talk to you about”

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Andrew: Singing “Bum… bum-bum”

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Andrew: “That’s unpleasant”

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Andrew: “This will discredit me if you wanna discredit me”

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Andrew: “Well, I’m glad we were able to avoid that, altogether”

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Andrew: “What is going on? This is crazy!”

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Andrew: “What’s the chance that we have somebody whose last name is ‘Butts’. I want that one”

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Andrew: “You now have to shovel poop on Mars”

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Andrew and Luke: “Andrew Walsh would like to exercise his Constitutional rights to not answer that question (Ha!)”

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Carey Burbank: “I’m getting out!”

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Carey Burbank: “No, thank you. No!”

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Carey Burbank: “Okay, cool. So, you guys are… fear-shaming me”

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Carey Burbank: “There’s an arm!”

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Carey Burbank: “What… the hell was that?”

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Carey Burbank and Andrew: “Bye, Andrew. Bye! I’m glad you’re alive”

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Carey Burbank, Andrew and Luke: “Andrew… if you put yourself in that situation, you, kind of, imagine those circumstances. What’s, what’s… Andrew… Walsh’s reaction… in this situation? Andrew Walsh would like to exercise his Constitutional rights to not answer that question (Ha!)”

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Luke: “Again, it’s mostly out of… pizza self-denial, I guess”

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Luke: “Carey and I had a little bit of a… (That’s my woife!) we had a… adventure on the high sea… over the weekend… that was… sorta terrifying actually… Well, for one of us in the couple”

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Luke: “Conor Mulcahy!”

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Luke: “I dunno. I’m just, it’s [sic] hurts me, it hurts me to know that you trust a Jon Ryan look-alike more than you trust your own husband”

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Luke: “I know people, who know people… who know Carey Burbank (That’s my woife!)”

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Luke: “I’m not responsible for that”

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Luke: “It’s not Mr. Unlimited”

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Luke: “Message to all crew members… remain calm!”

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Luke: “Ooh, Round Table!!”

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Luke: “Ooh!”

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Luke: “Papa John Schnatter of the Papa Murphy’s chain”

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Luke: Singing “Yakety Sax”

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Luke: “They’re already dead and they don’t know it!”

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Luke: “This is what all of the hype is about!?”

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Luke: “What last bit of credibility I had with my wife, I lost that night”

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Luke: “You poor sons of bitches. You don’t even know how hosed you are”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke aborts an attempt at doing an Australian Marlon Brando and Andrew wants out power out from that

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Luke and Andrew: Luke doing a bad Marlon Brando “The Godfather” impression while Andrew was talking

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Luke and Carey Burbank: “Do I get some points, Carey Beth… for saying everything was gonna be okay; because, in this case, everything was okay? Do I win back any of the… any of the credibility that I’ve lost over the course of our relationship? I guess it’s only fair”

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Luke, Carey Burbank and Andrew: Overlap comforting and Carey landing a good burn on Luke

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Clips From TBTL #2723

Andrew: “And then, he says… ‘Bless you, son. What are your sins?'”

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Andrew: “Boop-boop-boop!”

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Andrew: “Boop-boop-boop!” #2

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Andrew: “Boy, I’m having a day”

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Andrew: “Dial ‘M’ for Arborist”

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Andrew: “I do think it’s kinda word salad”

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Andrew: “I haven’t been proud of many things in my life; but, I am very proud of this Photoshop”

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Andrew: “I just found Paul McCartney to be just so… smug, and egotistical, and think he’s still cheeky, and ‘Boop-boop-boop!’… That’s my imitation of him, apparently. Boop-boop-boop!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh, damn! I thought it was gonna be roosters”

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Andrew: Saying “I wanna put my evil inside of you” with a robotic voice

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Andrew: “She reminds me of my friend Rosen a little bit. She’s just kind of like… goofy… and… dances weird. I don’t know if… I have no idea if Rosen dances weird”

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Andrew: “Should I even bring it up? Should I poison other people with the poison thoughts I’ve been having?”

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Andrew: Singing the intro bit from The Beatles’ “Come Together”

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Andrew: Trying to come up with a word to describe a nostalgic feeling when listening to a song

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Andrew: “You aren’t gonna get any shit from me on that”

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Andrew and Luke: “Should I even bring it up? Should I poison other people with the poison thoughts I’ve been having? Should you put your evil inside them?”

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Luke: “And, of course, he wouldn’t tell me what ‘toe jam football’ is. I mean, you know what else? Forget John Lennon!”

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Luke: “Happy Cock-tober”

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Luke: “I am feeling… very… very… good… on this Friday”

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Luke: “I’m Digger! I’m a dermatophyte!”

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Luke: “I’m either doing great or suffering from… crippling depression”

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Luke: “That’s not for you, my friend, Andrew”

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Luke: “What the fuck is she supposed to do?”

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Luke: “Yeah, what do you call that, Stu? Play the Top Story sound effect… don’t do the Top Story… and, then, do the e-mails”

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Luke and Andrew: “America’s… Commercial’s Got Talent Got Dance? America’s Kids Got Singing”

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Luke and Andrew: If Luke had to eat any kind of poop, it would be horse poop

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Luke and Andrew: “What is a ‘toe jam football’… (Don’t) as in, The Beatles’ song ‘Come Together'”

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Luke and Andrew: “You wanna talk about… you wanna talk about some cuckoo, bananas lyrics (Yeah?)”

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Clips From TBTL #2722

Andrew: “A jolly old man and everybody should be loving my shit”

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Andrew: “And, the truth of the matter is… No!”

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Andrew: “Are, are we in, are we in fun times now?”

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Andrew: “Can I play some tape? I don’t know why I’m doing this at the beginning of the show”

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Andrew: “Hey! Nice dress”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what you’re talking about”

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Andrew: “I know!”

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Andrew: “It’s just an old… man, stupid shit thing to say”

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Andrew: “Just another technical foul for Walsh here”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I love that!”

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Andrew: “No!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God… Why do I keep on… saying stuff like this today?”

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Andrew: “Question mark, exclamation point. Question mark, exclamation point”

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Andrew: “Quick reminder; cuz, it’s always fun to start a Blursday segment… with… finger-wagging and rules-reminding”

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Andrew: Saying “Hey, you guys should be going the other way!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Sharon, get your priorities straight!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “That’s a really charming story”

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Andrew: “They’re not making shit, man!”

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Andrew: “Very quickly, only cuz I was stumbling and fumbling about”

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Andrew: “Wait a second. Don’t do this to yourself”

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Andrew: “Well, I have some really disturbing news for you”

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Andrew: “You know, it is a word”

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Andrew: “You’re looking for something. I know that sound. I know that hesitation… That’s not you trying to think of something to say; that’s you looking for audio”

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Luke: “Don’t get… cocky”

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Luke: “Everything’s coming up Cleveland!”

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Luke: “Get off my back, Hayes!!”

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Luke: Giggling

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Luke: “Give me the Cleve-deets”

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Luke: “Hey, can we play the next neutral game in Portland?”

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Luke: “Holy S!!”

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Luke: “I don’t have the self-control to be left… alone… with a giant container of, of mixed nuts”

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Luke: “I’m regretting saying this even before I’ve said it”

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Luke: “‘It’s better to have loved than lost’ I’m like, ‘Eff that!'”

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Luke: “Just Googling… good… and bad… nuts… for dogs”

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Luke: “My parents… were… you know… were short on cash and long on children”

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Luke: “Not to take it back to Amway-town”

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Luke: “Oh, man. This is not gonna end well. Stop it, Luke. Don’t do it. What are you doing? Why are you going this?”

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Luke: Saying “Why is everyone so sad?” in an obnoxious manner

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Luke and Andrew: “Happy Blursday! Happy Blursday! You’ll never be happy again”

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Luke and Andrew: “He’s getting cut in half like a woman in a magic show! Mmm-hmm”

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Clips From TBTL #2721

Andrew: “And, that’s the end of my story”

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Andrew: “Are you… shitting me?”

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Andrew: Barking

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Andrew: “Could you guys talk about Browns rock songs some more?”

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Andrew: “Dog pound!”

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Andrew: Giggling funny

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Andrew: Giggling funny #2

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Andrew: Giggling funny and saying “That’s so creepy when I try to do a child’s laugh. That’s awful”

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Andrew: “God! What am I doing? I’m just getting dumber… I’m literally getting dumber by the day… That’s not how I’m supposed to be going through this life”

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Andrew: “Hey, man. I just had a weird thought… Kinda weird. Not weird. Actually, probably more of a thought that’s… a bad way to start the show”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if that… imprints on you like it imprints on me”

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Andrew: “Maybe, I’m just about to describe… the feeling of being smug; I hope that’s not it”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, look at us… rich people… I didn’t know we were so… rich”

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Andrew: “Okay; but, it’s… jazz”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Oh my God. I can’t even podcast like this”

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Andrew: Singing “Dog pound! Dog pound!”

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Andrew: “That… as you can imagine… drove my brain… insane”

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Andrew: “The Browns are a really good team!”

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Andrew: “You don’t… mess around with the Illuminati! You don’t joke about that!”

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Andrew: “You’re racist against yourself!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Like, what is (Yeah) wrong with us!?”

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Luke: “I’ll stop that right now”

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Luke: “I’m telling you, man. You think things aren’t related. You don’t believe in synchronicity, bro”

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Luke: “It was rough, McGruff”

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Luke: “Maybe he was… loud and proud about this”

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Luke: “My name is Luke Burbank. I’m your… well-hydrated host (Hello, everyone!)”

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Luke: “Oh my gosh. That’s… I mean, that’s… that’s borderline erotic”

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Luke: “Okay. Let me just… take a sip of… creative juice… It’s not code for… alcohol”

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Luke: “Self-loathe much?”

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Luke: Singing “Take a molly like communion” and making a chicken clucking sound

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Luke: “Yah, yah!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I know this is incredibly specific… maybe too loud and definitely too specific (Mmm-hmm)”

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Clips From TBTL #2720

Listener Lonnie (sp?) recorded a new TBTL voicemail line jingle song as a voicemail message

Listener Lonnie: TBTL Voicemail Line Jingle

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Andrew: “And, this is where I’m just gonna sound like… kind of an, like an… old man”

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Andrew: Annoyed Sigh

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Andrew: “But, then again, I’m not on Facebook anymore; so, I don’t give a shit. I’m gonna say what I want”

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Andrew: “Come on. Give me something… Smash my mouth… Sorry… that was gross”

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Andrew: “Coo-coo-cooing”

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Andrew: “Hey-oh!”

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Andrew: “I thought I did everything right”

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Andrew: “I, I didn’t write down any show titles, damnit!”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna be great tomorrow! Just sharp… as a knife!”

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Andrew: “I’m very proud of my work. Can you tell?”

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Andrew: “It’s pretty gross when you think about it”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let’s turn this into a PSA for listeners… and calling into radio shows and podcasts”

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Andrew: “Like, that’s just kinda shitty at that point”

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Andrew: Melodic “Ohhh”

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Andrew: “No, no, no, no, no! I said blue wire!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! Really!?”

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Andrew: Singing ‘Come back! Come back real loud!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Twenty-four hours in an airplane is a long time… no matter how many warm nuts you get”

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Andrew: Whispering “Come on. Give me something… Smash my mouth”

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Andrew: Whispering “Smash my mouth”

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Andrew: “Why are these not all drops?”

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Andrew: “Why do I feel like shit?”

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Andrew: “Why do I feel like shit? I thought I did everything right”

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Luke: “I can’t believe I had the volume down”

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Luke: “If you are walking around… with your AirPods in… having all kinds of phone conversations; and, you think it’s just… sunshine and lollipops for the person on the other end, it’s not”

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Luke: “Like… I kept making these… I kept… losing at deals and I don’t wanna make a deal anymore”

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Luke: “Mind your business!”

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Luke: Singing “Yeah, you just won a trip around the world. It’s all first class!”

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Luke: “So, I turned my Compy down”

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Luke: “We got ourselves a good ol’ fashion TBTL!”

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Luke: “Well, no shit, Sherlock!”

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Luke: “Yeah! Take the AirPods out… That’s rude!”

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Luke: “You can’t even print it out, bro!”

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Luke and Andrew: Swimming pool filed with self-hatred

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Luke and Andrew: “We got ourselves a good ol’ fashion TBTL! I came here to do two things… (Yeah) Top Stories… and fill pools with my depression (Self-hate)”

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Clips From TBTL #2719

Andrew: “Hello, my co-brog”

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Andrew: “Here come old flat-top, he come groovin’ up slowly… He got ju-ju eyebulls–eyeballs”

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Andrew: “I already love this”

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Andrew: “It’s… babbly and kind of pointless”

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Andrew: “Nobody knows I’m a nerd. Turns out, here’s a lesson you learn… Everybody always knows you’re a nerd if you’re a nerd”

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Andrew: “Oh my God… What’s wrong with us?”

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Andrew: “Pardon me… Ooh! Now, I’m burping… burping and talking, talking and burping… So gross”

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Andrew: “Really? Well, don’t, don’t blame me. I voted for Kang”

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Andrew: “Really got a loosey-goosey feel to the show today”

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Andrew: “Scoop-diddy-poop-poop… whoop!”

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Andrew: Singing the first bit of The Beatles’ “Come Together”

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Andrew: “That was just me… trying to retell your story. I hope that didn’t come off as gross”

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Andrew: Whispering “What is going on?”

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Andrew: Whispering “Yeah…” to the Bossa Nova Hold Music

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Andrew: “Whomp, whomp”

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Andrew: “Wow! I don’t get that reference at all”

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Andrew and Luke: “I do have my food handling permit now, Luke; so, if you ever need me to handle your food (Whoa!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’ll just go home and… make a… make a homemade burrito with pickles… Ooh… I’d eat that right now. I know. You’re so hungry! I keep on testing you on that”

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Luke: “Don’t do it, Luke… Shut it down… Stop it… Don’t do it… Okay, I’m gonna do it for one minute”

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Luke: “I’m feeling pumped. I’m feeling jazzed. I’m feeling excited”

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Luke: “Let the robot do what the robot do”

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Luke: “Thanks, Obamunists”

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Luke: “Those are two great tastes that taste horrible together”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cassandras can be Cassandras; but… Cassandras can never be (Right) Cassandras. That’s true”

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