Tag: Andrew Walsh

Andrew: “Are you disrespecting my Batman investigation?”

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Andrew: “But, I like truckin spice. And, if I’m gonna get my coffee truckin spice flavored… I don’t wanna be judged for that. This is my month to do that.”

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Andrew: “Can you believe it’s already the fourth… day of Trucktober?”

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Andrew: “Fair enough”

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Andrew: “I know. I just, I p-punted, man. You could hear… you heard my brain break in that”

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Andrew: “It was like an iPhone”

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Andrew: “Just kidding!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “No, it’s not!”

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Andrew: “Right!”

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Andrew: “You never ghost on the Stu-bot”

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Andrew: “You never ghost on the Stu-bot. It’s Minnesota, you say good-bye”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew has morning voice coming right back at him

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Andrew and Luke: Saying a long string of “No”s also with Andrew saying “This didn’t happen!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Shame! Shame! Shame!”

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Andrew and Luke: “What we all learned… from the trailer for the movie ‘Ice Age,’ starring (…Ice Age 2) Ray Ramono, is to shove a bunch of nuts into a cracked iPhone”

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Luke: “Alright, lay it on me, bruh!”

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Luke: “Hey, Björk… is there any logic to human behavior?”

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Luke: “I know that much, Andrew”

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Luke: “It was exactly the reaction you should have if you throw a ninety-five mile an hour fastball and it hits your friend right in the junk pad”

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Luke: “Pretty…. pretty… pretty… pretty bad”

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Luke: Saying “Show we, um” in a high-pitched voice

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Luke: “Show we, um”

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Luke: Singing “It’s working! It’s working”

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Luke: “Welcome… to a special early edition… of a… Wednesday episode of TBTL: the show that might just be, Too Beautiful To Live”

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Luke: “Yes, this is the TBTL: Morning Zoo… today”

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Luke and Andrew: “Boy, by the way, I’ll see your boring dream and raise it. Wait, hold on, who said mine was boring?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cuz, I’m a bad friend. You are. Well… you know, it humanizes you.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Definitely one of your favorite audio drops to play. It is now!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Dybbuk, schmybbuk… I said more ham. You sat next to the class clown.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Nuts to you? Nobody said that. Nuts on Clark? Nobody said that.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, I don’t know, David Byrne, is this your beautiful life? Right!”

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Luke and Andrew: “What’cha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your boot? You’re still trying to make this tweet work, aren’t you?”

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Andrew: “As I think we’ve described TBTL before… it is funny-adjacent”

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Andrew: “Aw, shit!! Was that fake?”

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Andrew: “Bingo!”

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Andrew: “Blow it out your Bloril [ph]“

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Andrew: “Damn it!”

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Andrew: “Guess what I’m wearing right now?”

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Andrew: “Guess what I’m wearing right now? I’m wearing my Ron Upshaw… ‘Give Bees a Chance’ t-shirt. Is something in the air?”

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Andrew: “Hey, Happy Truckober!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what the other kids got to do. Probably, learn”

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Andrew: “I gotta stop… ripping bongs before the show!”

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Andrew: “I think a David just lost his wings”

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Andrew: “I’m embarrassed!”

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Andrew: “I’m not gonna call her out. I would love to throw her under the bus”

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Andrew: “In this day and age, I even hesitate to ask… what with the War on Trucktober”

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Andrew: “Is something in the air?”

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Andrew: “Like, what would disgust Monk more than this?”

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Andrew: “No. I don’t think I’m there yet(?)”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “It’s not funny”

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Andrew: “So, I guess that’s not actually a ship. Oh, well. Sorry. I think a David just lost his wings.”

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Andrew: “That guy’s a damn delight, man!”

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Andrew: “That’s so not funny, man! It’s just not funny”

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Andrew: “What are you, forty-one?”

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Andrew: “Why is everybody trying to kill the Traveling Wilburys!?”

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Andrew: “Wow!!”

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Andrew: “Your precious”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew questioning if he’s saying “poignant” incorrectly

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Andrew and Luke: “Just say yes. Give bees a cha–Yes. Something is in the air. Okay.”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke is the Dana Carvey of podcasting

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: Doing an imitation of an Enigma song

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Luke: Doing an imitation of an Enigma song #2

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Luke: “Don’t let me do the Full Monty here”

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Luke: “Get a new fantasy!”

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Luke: “He’s always just such a downer, Bloril [ph]“

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Luke: “I’m a forty-one year old man… who’s medium at skateboarding; and, I’m trying to figure out… how I can attach my skateboard to my backpack. Hello fellow, hello fellow yous, [sic] fellow youths!”

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Luke: “I’ve just undone everything good that David did…”

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Luke: “It’s the thing from Seinfeld!”

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Luke: “No! Are you shitting me?”

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Luke: “Not sniffing his own farts too much”

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Luke: Saying “Ain’t… not wouldn’t be prudent… at this juncture” as Dana Carvey doing a George Bush impression

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Luke: Saying “Could it be Satan?” as The Church Lady

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Luke: Saying “That’s such a great fuck you to the label!” in a cracked, high-pitched voice

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Luke: Saying “Well, here’s a guy” as John Madden

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Luke: Singing the iconic portion of Suzanne Vega’s “Tom’s Diner”

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Luke: “This is for kids!”

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Luke: “Who… would want that on their backpack?”

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Luke: “Yeah, that’s comedy gold”

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Luke and Andrew: “And a Happy Truckober to you and yours. Thank you.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, that’s who I was thinking of: Bingo Hand Job. Bingo!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Who am I even trying to be in this life? Enigma?”

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Andrew: “Are you kidding me? I’m Luke Burbank’s sidekick!”

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Andrew: “Bing!”

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Andrew: “Don’t do it, Linh! Go outside. Take a walk, get some fresh air. Do not, do not give in to every ridiculous thing that Luke and I suggest on this show. Please, I will feel guilty.”

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Andrew: Growling

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Andrew: “I listened to Stern, played on my boop-boop”

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Andrew: “I, I assume that this guy was… probably a… a veteran on both the War on Cars… and the War on Christmas, I would assume. But, fighting the good fight for both of them.”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna get this so wrong!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Linh, do not do that please!”

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Andrew: “My summer of Stern”

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Andrew: Saying “Not to be confused with a fire triangle tweet” in a chopped and screwed manner

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Andrew: Saying “Oh, ooogh” and growling

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Andrew: “The guy who is sitting in the seat directly behind me… gets on his phone… and starts having the loudest, and excuse my language… but… douchiest… with a capital ‘ouchiest’ conversation”

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Andrew: “The podcast will shock you!”

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Andrew: “They had to bring in a crew to get all of the mansplain out of that plane afterwards”

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Andrew: “Thousands of Andrews… suddenly screaming out, then being silenced. Wait, what? I dunno. Never mind.”

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Andrew: “Well, this is not interesting radio talk”

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Andrew: “Y-Yes! Yes! Yes!”

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Andrew: “You got ‘gazi’d!”

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Andrew: “You totally sleuthed that out like a… like a the, the creepiest Hardy Boy ever”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew thinking about layering up his version of Top Story to create a chorus of it, but then doesn’t want one to be created

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Andrew and Luke: Dazzling Don’t Tell

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Andrew and Luke: Phamtasia

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Luke: “Are you confusing Richard Lewis and Eddie Murphy again?”

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Luke: “Because, once you have information you’re not supposed to have, you have to… you have to firewall that off”

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Luke: “Burp King of Valley City… #HillaryLiedPeopleDied #Burpghazi? I don’t know what I was trying to do there”

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Luke: “Cancel your weekend, Pham!”

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Luke: “I consider him the ombudshodor… of… podcasting”

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Luke: “I have a lot of personal problems… and, I think that’s apparent to who listens to this show”

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Luke: “I think I have some residual butthurtedness”

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Luke: “I went through on the whole list and I’m not on there”

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Luke: “Is it possible that he was a… an FBI: Female Body Inspector?”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Maybe this is just one of those shows where I just… admit a lot of… deep… dark, sad stuff”

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Luke: “Oh my God, dude. That is like ripped from the headlines of your life!”

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Luke: “Rock ‘n’ Roll!!”

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Luke: Struggling to not say something

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Luke: “These mother-effers”

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Luke: “We’d like to start our pre-boarding… right now, any… women… and… parents with small children… others who need assistance… and, any veterans of the War on Christmas. We thank you for your service.”

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Luke: “Well, no doy”

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Luke: “You’ll be hot-talking it, bruh!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, it was all my little… progressive, liberal… snowflake heart could do to not try to explain you can’t build your way out of congestion. Right! Right”

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Luke and Andrew: “Then you get to… Richard Karn… the guy from Home Improvement. Not the famous guy from Home Improvement! The other guy from Home Improvement! What other guy? The guy on the other side of the fence? No, I think that… Not that guy. But, like, Tim Allen’s sidekick. By the way, words I hope are never attributed to me at my funeral. Are you kidding me? I’m Luke Burbank’s sidekick!”

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Luke and Andrew: “This Internet is overrated! It really is!”

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