Tag: Andrew Walsh

Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2463: Luke Burbank Edition

 , ,

Luke: “Chad, Glen, John, Eliza, Pennywise… Wait a minute!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Control yo-self”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Derry, Derry’s… dusting his hands off. I know that’s a lot of ‘D’s, dude”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “For a day… or a lifetime”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I know we promised we were gonna try… talking about toilets and number twos, and Games of Thrones less. We can’t help it you guys. The most TBTL story of all time has been created; and, we are gonna tell you about it today.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I was specifically asked not to bring this up; which, is why I’m gonna do it. It’s so germane to what you were just saying though”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I’m so tempted to… do some, kind of, ‘Now is the time on Sprockets where we dance'”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Laughing

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Laughing #2

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Making a fart sound

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Now is the time on TBTL when we… thank our donors of the day. I don’t even know what that accent is. I picked it up in Derry, New Hampshire.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “¿Ocupado?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Oh, God”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “People like being afraid of clowns, because it’s… makes them… seem random. But, anyway”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Saying “He’s making a mockery out of you, boy!” with an Irish accent

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “There’s just no, there’s no pulling this show back from the abyss of grossness”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “This is… podcasting verité. That’s right.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Uh… do you happen to have a plunger? Because… my insides are rotten and I just destroyed your toilet.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “When I say that we’re raw dogging it on this show, I mean we’re podcasting without a condom. That’s it.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Wow!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Luke and Andrew: “Andy said, ‘We’ve already got the most difficult stuff out of the way first.’ But, what if you don’t?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “But… I, I shouted out to… TBTL Archivist Linh Pham, over there at Marsupial Gurgle. (Oh, yeah) And, I was like, ‘Hey, dude. Can you, like, pull that audio?’ And so, he did; and, he sent it to me last night”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “I mean, people can also choose to not have dirty, dirty minds. Right!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “It’s Derry Kaepernick. Alright… now you’re just being hurtful.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “This is the Raw Dog Podcast Network. People have asked that you stop saying that.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “We did it, Andrew. We turned in, I think… the most scatological… and, also… batological… episode (True!) of TBTL, ever! And, punological… apparently (Yes)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “We have a woman who wrote a book about Marcel Marceau… the mime. Sorry, I was just doing my imitation of Marcel Marceau. That’s… that’s pretty high concept.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “When I say that we’re raw dogging it on this show, I mean we’re podcasting without a condom. That’s it. So, get your mind out of the gutter! And, go eat a bagel! (I did lookup) Go to the ATM… get some money, and go eat a bagel.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2463: Andrew Walsh Edition

 , ,

Andrew: “Ah… it, it’s injured, Jay!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Aww, dang!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Aww! Come on, buddy!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Damn, boy!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Did you clog something with your own defecation? Or… are you just looking for something to hit a piñata with?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I biffed it!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I had a crush on Christy”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I had a ruh-roh face”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I know you know it, Luke. I’m explaining to new listeners… and people who zone out when I talk”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I was eighteen”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I’m the king of doing that shit, man”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Laughing

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Laughing #2

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Let’s just get right off the rails here”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “My business is done; but, I haven’t done the paperwork yet”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Nah, forget about it. What’s going on with you? No, I’ll tell ya.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Psssssst!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Saying “Hello, Luke!” in a really goofy manimal manner

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “That’s become a very TBTL thing for both of us to do. I’m tempted to make a joke; but, it wouldn’t be very good. So, I’m just gonna mention the joke that I’m not making; because, it’s not very good.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Warning: If you thought my weird… manimal, clown-like sound was disturbing at the beginning of the show”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “What about, ‘Go eat a bagel, boggel, boogel’?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Andrew and Luke: Andrew had a memory recently

MP3 | MPEG-4

Andrew and Luke: Andrew had potted Luke’s mic down and forgot about it

MP3 | MPEG-4

Andrew and Luke: “I was gonna say, ‘Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Daughter’; but now (No!), that sounds dirty. Of course, it does.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Oh, God. Can you imagine what the snowflakes would do if they caught you doing that now, man? Oh, geez Louise.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: One has a dirty mind if ATM initially triggers a certain act instead of Automatic Teller Machine

MP3 | MPEG-4

Andrew and Luke: “So, get your mind out of the gutter! And, go eat a bagel!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “That was the weirdest, that was the most… unnormal thing that I could accomplish muster… after that intro. Mission accomplished! I know!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “That will do, Luke. That will do. Husband, that will do.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2462

 , , , ,

Andrew: Having a good laugh

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Having a good laugh #2

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Hold on… I’m gonna re-take that one more time. Three… two… one. When did you start drawing the tall ships?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I think that’s why it’s fun to talk about it on the podcast”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I’m singing low. I’m singing high!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “It’s slow. They tell me it’s not! They tell me it’s not slow. They come out here with their whiz-bang machines… and they tell me everything is fine. But… you know, it takes me four times longer to load a show these days.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Luke Burbank: The man who understands sports”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Oh… yes!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “One thing that’s driving me crazy, just while we’re on the topic of you being wrong about things. Although…”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Singing “Mi-mi-mi-mi, mi-mi” and clearing his throat

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Snorting

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “The only thing on that is something, it really… really frosts your balls”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Who put the bomp in the bomp-ba-domp-da-domp?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “You’re going with the Viosk? [ph]“

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Why is it called a Ziosk? That’s irritating… Because, it’s like a kiosk. But, why the ‘Z’? Cuz, it’s zo cool…”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Bean Baxter: “Wow! You could’ve done so much better!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Carey Burbank: “You’re totally right about this”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Carey Burbank and Andrew: “If Luke was doing something and I came in the room and was like… ‘What’s that?’ Like, and then, when he… tells it back on the podcast… ‘And then, Carey bursts the doors, and like ‘What are you doing!?” Right. That’s… the kind of stuff that drives me crazy.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Carey Burbank and Luke: “In those situations, it’s not like you don’t get amnesia thirty seconds after you said something; like… Mmm… Okay.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Carey Burbank and Luke: “No! Let me tell you. It’s not that I’m anti-technology. Stop yelling. Oh, God.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Carey Burbank, Luke and Andrew: “You’re totally right about this. I have a real… world… experience, by way of, a friend of mine… By the way, Linh Pham… please… can you… isolate her saying ‘You’re totally right about this’… and, make it an audio drop. Thank you. And send it to Luke, so he can load it on his phone.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Luke: “Bleep, bloop, bloop”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Does, does ‘B’ mean I’m in the middle? Because, yes it does. ‘B’ is never good.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “He might be best known for his drawings of the tall ships”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Hey, what’s going on!?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I gave that one its burn notice”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I think I remember, literally, word-for-word what I’ve said; and… I’m always wrong about it”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Never follow a Burbank to a second Red Robin”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Oh, and then, umm… when you did the Marsupial… Gargle, Andrew”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Pizza! Pizza!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Singing “Oh, Jacque”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “The, the, the, time-tested TBTL technique. I know that’s a lot of ‘T’s, dude.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “There’s no CliffsNotes for this shit”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “This is special. This is special.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “For people that don’t follow baseball… this is gonna be a boring twelve minutes. Fourteen. If we’re lucky.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “For reasons that are too boring to even get into… On this show!? Wow!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: Millennium vs Millennial Falcon

MP3 | MPEG-4

Luke and Andrew: “We do it all the different ways (I know) on this show”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Carey Burbank: “If someone gave you a free Apple Watch, Carey Beth, would you wear it? Nope.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Carey Burbank: “Would you say… that you’re more inclined to listen to the show… when… you’re more in love with me. No. Really? I don’t think that has any correlation.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2461

 , , , ,

Andrew: “I’ll try to make this short. I know this is, like, your classic Walsh story. ‘How are you doing Walsh? Well, it all started in 1976′”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “It was like nine o’clock at night. I’d had like three of these IPAs and I way loopy!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Laughing

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Oh, shoot. What do you call the pokey things on a cactus?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Salam!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Saying “This is just my voice” with an echo/reverb effect

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Singing “Doop, doop, doop, doop”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Snorting

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “That sounds like that’d be a pain for me. I feel like I’d have like… droopy, drooly bread… falling out of my mouth, falling into my onion salad.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “Hello, Luke. What do you mean?” with an echo/reverb effect and Luke saying “Oh my God… dang it!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Don’t even get me started on that. (Don’t even get me started!) Don’t even get me started!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Fricking Frizzell found some photo… of some bearded guy who looks like he’s holding his head; and, everybody thinks it’s me, and it’s not. (Ohh. Ohh. Oh. Okay)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “That could not be a more Burbankian… Read (Take) on the situation? Read on this situation”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Luke: “And, they don’t often have enough ads in the queue. So, you will just see the same one ad… every flipping commercial break… for hours and hours at a time”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Do you feel comfortable becoming a part of ‘Hawk Squad’?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Everybody stop listening if you don’t care about NFL talk right now. Thank you. Talk to you tomorrow.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “God… bless it”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “He’s… Andrew ‘Fireball’ Wash, [sic] and he joins us now from the Wallingford neighborhood of Seattle, Washington. Hello, my friend.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Honey? Where are my onion cutting goggles? (That’s my woife!) Peace!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I don’t see ash out here in Bellingham; but, it is… foggy as a mofo, or smoky”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I had to reset the sign, everybody. I had to reset the sign we have in the kitchen that says, ‘Welcome to Burbank Springs. It’s been… fill in the blank… number of days since a murdering.’ A murdering by the cat, that is.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “If I am feeling sad, and I need to stuff that hole with some kind of purchase”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Interpreting it through Burbank-colored glasses”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Laughing

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Laughing and saying “That is… You’re just listening, by the way, to two people… losing their minds”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “No way!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Oh, what? You think I suck? You don’t wanna be around me?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Scalable means… you tell your friends about the show; but, then… when they listen to it, they don’t understand… why you like the show, right? That’s, that’s I think what scalable means.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Singing “An onion is a ball full of lachrymatory factor… also known as LF, it irritates our eyes”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Singing “Doctor! Doctor!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Singing “The onion is a ball of”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “The dingus”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “There’s, there’s a mountain that… effing exploded”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “We didn’t fully have a murdering; but, we, we had an event that needs to be noted… on the special sign”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Yo. Get Waze… brother”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Yo. Slow your roll, human-kind.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Luke and Andrew: “Are we his large, adult dinguses? I know I am. I can’t speak for you. I’ve already gotten to personal with you today.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Oh, good. It has harpsichord in it. Oh, that’s one of those sentences that’s never been said.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Onions. Onions. Onions. (Onions) Onions. (Onions)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “We were just looking at the sun without sunglass on. [sic] We were Trumping it! That means so many things!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Steve Neuman: Voicemail Message

MP3 | MPEG-4

Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2459: Echo/Reverb Edition

 , ,

Andrew: Saying “I had a little trouble… with the scissors. I had a little trouble… with scissors.” with an echo/reverb effect

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Saying “I thought little girls… believed everything that was told to them. I thought little girls were innocent… and trusting.” with an echo/reverb effect

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Saying “Maris Farms” with an echo/reverb effect

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Saying “Or, are they dreams?” with an echo/reverb effect

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Saying “What’s going on here? What are trying to do… to my little sister?” with an echo/reverb effect

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Saying “You didn’t tell me you were gonna kill it” with an echo/reverb effect

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: Andrew continued to use the echo-reverb effect, but Luke told him to stop it

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Fart Transplant drop played with an echo/reverb effect

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Luke: Saying “We got… two more hours of this show” with an echo/reverb effect

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2459

 , ,

Andrew: “Alright. Well, that’s my hot talk for the night.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Buckle up, everybody!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “But I tried to… preemptively boss myself. I think.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Drawn out “True story”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Get your grubby hands off my hot dog kite!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I am… I am super impressed”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I don’t know. Linh… you were there, you were documenting the whole thing. Would you say I got at least 26 baskets? Yes! So, I got… So, what’s 26 times two? Cuz, I think they’re two points a shot, right?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I feel like I’m the only guy who’s like, ‘They’re all vampires!’ And, nobody says anything because they’re all vampires.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I feel really awful. I’m sorry, Carey.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I learned that I can’t throw footballs… at all”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I was questioning people about their last names and what they brought. I really thought I was gonna catch somebody… in a lie of food!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “‘I’m Joanne. I know everything about pumpkins!'”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Is that what was happening!?! I thought that we were just playing whiffle ball!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Laughing

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Laughing #2

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Laughing and saying “That’s what they all say” in a funny manner

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Technically, it was a chicken soft burrito… right?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “They’re tater tots!!!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Yes! Thank you. I heard it with my ears!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “You are a Q!!!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “You’re missing some gold over here, kids!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: Andrew gets non-faked outraged when he learned that Mexi Fries are just Tater Tots

MP3 | MPEG-4

Andrew and Luke: Andrew put the “whiff” in “whiffle ball”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Anyway, I thought you looked good out there, champ. Thanks.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “I gotta hang out with more scientists like you. That’s Scientologists. That’s totally a different thing.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “I love this effect! Can we just do this all the time? No. Can we never do it again. It sounds like you had, ‘I had a Barney Rubble with this scism.’ [sic] Okay.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “If Luke… swings a whiffle bat in the woods and nobody’s there to see it… who has he impressed? The dark little man who lives inside me… and won’t let me sleep at night.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Let’s drink some Fireball. Alright. This is the part of the show where we drink Fireball.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Now, aren’t you glad the kids aren’t listening!?! Yeah… Because, it’s like… you gotta… view into my messed up whiffle ball world; but, your world be way darker, dude. Way darker.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Ohh (Yeah)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Real question. We’ve gone over this a million times: are you Johnny or Bobo? I’ve no idea. I honestly don’t know. Which one is Luke? (Bobo!) Bobo (Bobo)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Was I supposed to be impressed with your pitching or your batting? Both. They were both very good.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Luke: “I had pulled on one of her socks, which was made out of, like, it was like nylons. And, it was just… it was just a, a forest of smashed ankle hair.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I… I’ve, like, throw you a pitch… and you… fucking it hit over… the entire structure we’re at. And, you’re like, ‘Yeah, I got a part of that one.’ You roped it.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Laughing

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Nice!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “No! No!!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “That’s a… bunch of junk”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “The problem is that, when it was inflated, it looked like a vagina”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “We have everything you could imagine here on epithode, [sic] episode two-thousand, four-hundred, fifty-nine in a collector’s series”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “What can’t these Maris Farms folks do?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Why did we do that?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “And, you… pitched the ball, like right over the middle, like a perfect pitch… and, I think Linh is taking a photo of it. Thanks, Linh! Do we have a picture of that? Probably. I take… like a titanic swing, and I miss so bad! Again, you’re a Mariners fan. I learned it from watching you, okay?”

MP3 | MPEG-4

Luke and Andrew: “Are you Johnny or Bobo? Uh, Johnny.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “I always say it was two years; but, then, I think it was way less than two years. It felt like a long time to me. Year and a half, maybe? Tops, probably. Somebody probably knows. Linh probably has a website dedicated to this particular timeline. What, what’s that mean? Medium? Okay. Means stop talking about me. (Stop calling him out)”

MP3 | MPEG-4

Luke and Andrew: “It looks like it might be a hot dog kite. What!!? Get your grubby hands off my hot dog kite!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: Luke calls a two-year old girl a “gal” and Andrew thinks only people older than 40 should be called a “gal”

MP3 | MPEG-4

Luke and Andrew: “Still nothing from the children though. No, they don’t care.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone