Tag: Andrew Walsh

Andrew: “And then, at one point, I gotta admit… This is where things get not so great for me”

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Andrew: “And then, I would just have to squeak out of there in my clown shoes!”

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Andrew: “And, I’m loving it, Luke!”

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Andrew: “As I go back to my book, I realized that the librarian… watched me do that. And, now… This is so bad”

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Andrew: “How many… how many drinks a night does the scooter tend to have?”

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Andrew: “I did, kind of, reach over… and I closed its mouth for a second and it popped back open… And, I smiled at it”

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Andrew: “I didn’t get really aggro”

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Andrew: “I didn’t write down any show dang titles!”

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Andrew: “I gotta take this scooter in; but, I don’t ’em to tell me I have to lose weight”

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Andrew: “I want it on the record: My name is Andrew Walsh. I was sitting in this library. I’m the guy who you had to kick off the couch”

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Andrew: “I was a little, like… irked at the time. I think cuz you get irked… You get irked when somebody bosses you around anyway”

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Andrew: “I was just molesting a stuffed animal in a kids room”

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Andrew: “I’m in the wrong here”

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Andrew: “I’m just always grumpy getting told what to do”

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Andrew: “I’m like this 40 year old, somewhat lumbering, bearded guy”

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Andrew: “Irked”

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Andrew: “Irked” #2

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Andrew: “Irked” #3

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Andrew: “Is there something wrong with me!?”

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Andrew: “Jesus Christ! What am I doing!? What is wrong with me!?”

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Andrew: “My name is Andrew Walsh. I was sitting in this library. I’m the guy who you had to kick off the couch”

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Andrew: “My… god, man! What are you doing to yourself and how can you enjoy that?”

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Andrew: Saying “Slowly chopping tomatoes and making sure everything is exactly the same size” in a slowed-down manner

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Andrew: “That was a hell of an introduction!”

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Andrew: “This is where things get not so great for me”

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Andrew: “Well, let me broaden it out a little bit; and, just say, ‘Everybody’s awful’. No.”

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Andrew: “You read it, you read it, you read it; and then, you forget it”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Forgot that he already said “The show that just might be Too Beautiful To Live” a few seconds ago

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Luke: “I would probably be at a monkey knife fight… somewhere, just in international waters”

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Luke: “Now, you may be thinking… ‘Hey Luke… I didn’t know you were a Spanish food expert’ You were thinking right… I’m not.”

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Luke: “Oh, shit!”

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Luke: “Oh, yeah! That’s how you make the money. Duh!”

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Luke: “To Catch a Walshator”

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Luke: “True story”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew would be Luke’s personal hero if Andrew had responded to the librarian by saying that the stuffed toy was his nephew

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Luke and Andrew: “Yes! Life Hackett Buddy! (Mmm-hmm)”

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Andrew: “God…damn, he’s good looking!”

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Andrew: “Holy crap”

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Andrew: “I, I think there’s something wrong with my brain. I think my brain is bad.”

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Andrew: “Jesus! What!?!”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I know”

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Andrew: Saying “Robbie” as a fan would say it

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Andrew: “The complete other end of the spectrum is like, what, a plate of spaghetti… served in, like, a bathtub”

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Andrew: “This is just a weird… thought that I had, two nights ago”

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Andrew: “This is where people will get mad”

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Andrew: “Umm, alright!”

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Andrew: “What’s up with the Light Phone, dude?”

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Andrew: “Wow, that’s… I’ll bet… Wow! Lot of reaction from me on this”

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Luke: “Bawitdabanhmi”

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Luke: “Deal-eo”

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Luke: “For what it’s worth”

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Luke: “I was kind of hermitting it up”

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Luke: “Long story longer”

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Luke: Making a baby crying or screaming sound

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Luke: “Not my circus, not my monkeys”

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Luke: Saying “Robbie!!” as a fan would say it

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Luke: “Somebody… better get these motherfucking kids off this motherfucking public radio show!”

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Luke: Stu-bot spoofed on Twitter that a Kid Rock-themed restaurant should be called “Bawitdabanhmi”

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Luke: “That sounds like a person”

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Luke: “What I did next… will shock you”

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Luke and Andrew: “Because yesterday, we talked about #ButtholeGate… use the promo code: Too Loud Too Specific. Get twenty-five percent off, I quit!”

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Andrew: “And, uh, check out some BBQ. Maybe we can get the BBQ place to be a sponsor too. Now I’m saying BBQ. I don’t approve of that at all!”

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Andrew: “Being so naked!”

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Andrew: “Big bearded Andy. Big bearded baby, I should say.”

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Andrew: “But, I think that’s sweet revenge”

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Andrew: “But, only organisms that live within this house… have bed permission right now”

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Andrew: “But, there was just a lot of naked time”

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Andrew: “But… holy crap, did we behave”

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Andrew: “Hey man… still has your musk in here. Gonna air it out later.”

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Andrew: “I guess I’m just… an oinker”

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Andrew: “I know that it’s maybe not brand new sheets… but, you don’t know that. They feel like brand new sheets; unless, something really went sideways the night before”

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Andrew: “I’m not trying to be funny here. I was never assaulted by anybody’s genitalia, so far, that I remember.”

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Andrew: “I’m sure they love that”

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Andrew: “‘Isn’t that so cute? Ohh!’ And, kind of ‘aww-ing’ and ‘ahh-ing'”

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Andrew: “It does not feature Luke Burbank laying in my bed”

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Andrew: “Just a dab of crows”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! I’ve seen the butt stuff with this chair just in the moments that I’m here. God knows what happens when I’m gone!”

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Andrew: “Ooh, I want the nose! I want the nose!”

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Andrew: “Real? Question mark. Sports? Question mark.”

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Andrew: “She’s just… b-b-b-blocking out the haters”

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Andrew: “Shit got real, real fast”

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Andrew: “That really pisses me off! That pisses me off way more than it should.”

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Andrew: Throat Clearing

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Andrew: “You son of a gun!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, yeah. Cuz, Luke needed a cocktail stirrer… earlier this evening. And, he decided to use my remote control for it. Wait!! Do you seriously… I had a feeling you didn’t remember that”

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Luke: “And, I was so zonked out this morning”

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Luke: “And, it just kept going”

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Luke: “Because, we clearly state, on the menu… that children’s buttholes will be visible. Not really. I put that part in there.”

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Luke: “I know it sounds like I definitely stole this”

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Luke: “It is… muggy here in Chicago today!”

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Luke: “It was… very close to being a situation”

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Luke: “Let’s, move over to #ButtholeGate”

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Luke: Saying “They did not see my…” and then cleared his throat

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Luke: Singing “Imagine there’s no heaven… or buttholes. It’s easy if you try… just don’t think about buttholes. No hell below us… just a butthole. Above us, only sky… and maybe a butthole.”

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Luke: Throat Clearing

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Luke: “Today’s show… a Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL, this is gonna be… just… first class everybody. Very limited sexual dribble-drabble”

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Luke: “What have you heard about the toilet!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew… when you find out what those kids do with the remote control. Oh, God… I gotta go… You’re never even gonna go to the state of Oregon, again”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do you want me saying #ButtholeGate? (No, I don’t)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Fine. You can bill Nate Toby. Our boss.”

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Andrew: “But, I gotta constantly check my fly”

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Andrew: “But, if you were to use that in your own tweet or something, yeah, that would be weird”

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Andrew: “Did you know that in… in Chicago, they get real snobby about this. They do not put nothing ketchup on nothing hot dogs”

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Andrew: “Flimsy-ass screen door”

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Andrew: “I wanna be the bad boy of public radio!”

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Andrew: “Keep it as public radio as possible”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh, no! This is the end of me”

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Andrew: “Otherwise, I’m just walking around… touching my fly all the time”

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Andrew: Singing “Let the good times roll”

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Andrew: “The zipper won’t stay up”

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Andrew: “This shit’s analog!!”

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Andrew: Throat Clearing

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Andrew: Throat Clearing #2

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Andrew and Luke: “Set a new land… speed record for getting weird quickly on TBTL with that one today… (I just) daddy”

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Andrew and Luke: “You talk, I’ll write. Okay. I’m the scribe”

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Luke: “Are… you… even… serious… right now!?”

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Luke: “For sharks!”

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Luke: “God! This is… why… Why must I always pull the curtain… back on my ridiculous decision making process?”

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Luke: “I wasn’t even supposed to be there today!”

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Luke: Luke is Pod-dad and Andrew is Pod-son

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Luke: Throat Clearing

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Luke: Throat Clearing #2

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Luke: Throat Clearing #3

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Luke: Throat Clearing #4

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Luke: “Wait a second!”

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Luke: “Ya organic turkeys!”

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Luke and Andrew: High point of TBTL was when Luke continued the discussion with “Now, don’t you fret. Now, don’t you frown. Cuz, I caught that branch, on the way back down”

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Luke and Andrew: “No, that would be moose knuckles. There… there it is.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Possible show title? Possibly… not.”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “The Other Day, I Met a Bear”

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Andrew: “And, there are a lot of, ‘Andrews!!!’, this year”

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Andrew: “Andrew!!!”

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Andrew: “Errr? I dunno. I’m old.”

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Andrew: “I keep saying thirty. For those getting anxious about this, I don’t know why you’re anxious. Relax, it’s a podcast.”

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Andrew: “No way, Jose”

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Andrew: “Now, for something completely different”

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Andrew: “One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine… ten, eleven… twelve… thirteen, fourteen, fifteen. Wait, that’s only fifteen.”

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Andrew: “Pop-pop gets a treat”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Snorting #2

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Andrew: Snorting #3

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Andrew: “This is a song that I’m in lurv [ph] with”

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Andrew: “This is where I’m an idiot”

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Andrew: “Those… are my Keys to the Show!”

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Andrew: “When I’m wrong, I’m wrong”

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Andrew: “Ya picked the wrong one, Walsh”

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Andrew: “You’re recording our post-show meetings now? That was feedback for you, man.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I like the young people making these sounds. I like that too. Yeah, you know, I’m a, I’m a fan of young people making sound”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’ve never misremembered anything before; (Right) but, this could be the first time I do it. Yeah, absolutely.”

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Andrew and Luke: There are a lot of “Andrews!!!” on Andrew’s Song of the Summer candidates spreadshee

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Andrew and Luke: “We’re here! Wow!!”

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Luke: “Cuz, when I walk around the house with my shirt off, which does happen, by the way. Be still… beating hearts… in the listening audience”

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Luke: Episode Two-Thousand, Four-Hundred and Twenty-Fun in a Collector’s Series

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Luke: “I was cyberbullied to within an inch of my life last night”

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Luke: “I was just gonna make a Toomgis reference!!!”

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Luke: “I, I was just booping and, and bleeping on YouTube for hours”

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Luke: “It would be kind of cool if Microsoft, just like, turned around a quick, really low production value… video, funny video response. Like a, you know, a virile video… if you will, Andrew”

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Luke: “Licking German boob”

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Luke: Saying “‘Ello, I’ll record that!” with a Cockney accent

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Luke: Singing “Desposito, why don’t you come to your senses?”

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Luke: Singing “I Can Change” by LCD Subsystem

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Luke: Singing “I might!”

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “That will be going up on Marsupial Gurgle”

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Luke: “We’re dolphinately, no way, Jose-ing that”

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Luke: “You took the road more Biebered”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, by the way, today when I was… donking around on Twitter. We you dinking around on your boop boop? I’m not gonna give you more fodder for the remix… of us doing… That was great, by the way… (Oh yeah) in the intro package. That was Linh Pham. That was all Linh Pham who mixed that all together. Not familiar.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I understand you, my friend, have some… some Keys to the Show!!? God, remember this? Remember when we used to do this? Yeah, back when we… back when we cared!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m more of a high maybe on this. A high maybe. Okay, cool… I’m more of a Call This Maybe… Oh, what! Oh my God!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s get into this rotten stuff. Let’s get into this rotten stuff, indeed!”

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Luke and Andrew: Making a lot of “Mmm” sounds

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Luke and Andrew: “Some of these listeners, I’m looking at you Little Red Bandwagon… they, their only joy in life… is fucking with us. Ha!”

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Luke and Andrew: “That will be going up on Marsupial Gurgle… I’m not, I’m (real soon) not familiar. Is that a… is that some sort of a… I dunno, a website or something? It’s a blog that Toomgis keeps… Oh, God! (about) I would read, I would read Toomgis’ blog.”

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Luke and Andrew: “The dolphinately… the for sharks, and the gimme a brark? Gimme a brark, yeah. What’s the difference between dolphinately and for sharks, though?”

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