Andrew: “And I… pretty sure that the Thirteenth Commandment was something along the lines of, ‘Thou shalt not be too loud nor too specific'”
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Andrew: “Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark”
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Andrew: “Buckle up, guys! It’s gonna be a good one!”
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Andrew: “Could this get any worse?”
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Andrew: “Dude… more on the Yaris in a moment”
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Andrew: “Egh, whatever”
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Andrew: “Ehh, I know so little about the Vietnam War. I just don’t feel like I’m… the right person to use that analogy on”
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Andrew: Excited “Yeah!”
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Andrew: Goofy “How ya doin’?”
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Andrew: “Gosh… dang!”
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Andrew: “I don’t have words… anymore”
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Andrew: “I know the listeners are all geared up for me to get into another neighbor war right about now”
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Andrew: “I, I do wanna also give, cuz we’re talking about you and you’re the human in this situation, and… I think it’s very TBTL of us to both discuss how our feelings would be hurt in a situation like this”
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Andrew: “I, I love my imaginary dog, too; who, looks a little bit like Rudy”
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Andrew: “I’m just a forty year old white guy in Wallingford whose got, like, these really mundane issues with his… which car he owns”
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Andrew: “It’s all bullshit. It’s stupid.”
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Andrew: “Just to go back to my crappy beginning of this story, where I told everybody why they shouldn’t listen to it”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “Luke, what’s my mountain? Do I have a mountain?”
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Andrew: Muffled “Who’s a good doggy?”
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Andrew: “Oh, good!”
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Andrew: “Okay. I’m out. I’m out. I’m out of… I’m out of… my… just… tentative grasp on facts and words”
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Andrew: “Scion people are Yaris people, Luke”
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Andrew: “That’s fine. What, what’s the hurry?”
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Andrew: “This doesn’t bode well”
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Andrew: “This is a… swear to God, true story!”
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Andrew: “Those damn neighbors with that damn dog!”
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Andrew: “You know me, dogological clock… ticking! I wanna meet that dog! I wanna scrunch that dog’s face up”
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Andrew and Luke: “Ball zone area. Jumping pillow. Zip lines. Human foosball. Tug of war. I’m so glad that didn’t end with ‘Centipede'”
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Andrew and Luke: Kulshanately Optimistic
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Andrew and Luke: “Should we just throw Kulshan to the wind?”
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Luke: “God… spaketh to Moses”
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Luke: “Ha-ha-ha-haaa!!”
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Luke: “Hashtag… ButtHoleGate”
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Luke: “I don’t know, Andrew!”
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Luke: “I’ll tell you what is up… dog”
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Luke: “It’s the two thousand, four hundred and twentieth episode, dude… of TBTL”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “No shirt. No shoes. No problem.”
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Luke: Saying “Sorry” in a funny manner
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Luke: “She looked at me like, ‘I am probably gonna drown. What I’m gonna have to do, Dad… is, I’m gonna have to climb your body and push you down on to the watery… depths; and, stand on top of your head. So, that I’m not in the water anymore.'”
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Luke: “The Bay Kitty… has not tried to… kill me lately; so, that puts her number one on my list of household pets”
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Luke and Andrew: “Can we pretend that it’s sixteen seconds ago? Sure. I’ll give you another ten (Can we pretend it’s seventeen seconds ago?) There you go. Seemless. Seem–that was in the clear, right? Fix that in post.”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’m also, I’ve also… done this entire show in my underwear, I didn’t even tell you that part. Thank you for keeping that to yourself. My mountain is, is to get that out of my head.”
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Luke and Andrew: “No mountain trip to Japan too tall. You know it, baby! And, good luck to all.”
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