Clips From TBTL #2336: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “Beer-burb-burb-burb [ph]

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Andrew: Chuckling and saying “Hey, Luke”

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Andrew: “Don’t put any commas in that”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Ahhh”

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Andrew: “Green beer-bur-bur-bur [ph]

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Andrew: “Hey, listen, you’re still a man… you just need a little help.”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if I’m a pimp or not!”

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Andrew: “I just wanted to make a, make a hah-hah”

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Andrew: “I know you, Luke. I know you.”

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Andrew: “I’m both out on a limb and backed into a corner”

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Andrew: “I’m done”

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Andrew: “I’m laughing, but I’ve just like… so angry laughing”

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Andrew: “I’m on thin ice and shaky ground with this one”

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Andrew: “I’m so done with Johnny Depp, man. I’m so done with that guy!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh, God, Conor!”

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Andrew: “Maybe just Doog it down”

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Andrew: “Oh yeah, oh, sure, you put a camera in the microwave. Next thing you know, you can barely win the presidency.”

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Andrew: “Oops!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “They’re unplayable”

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Andrew: “This is TBTL in the post-forty era. We’re just grumps. We yell at clouds. It’s what we do.”

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Andrew and Luke: “That’s an old man joke, man. That’s a dad joke right there. Get me out of this Luke, what are we doing next? Bad joke!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You guys blew it. (Yeah) You blew it, you blew it early.”

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Clips From TBTL #2335

Andrew did a quiet take on Pitbull’s “Fireball”, albeit with Luke speaking over it.

Andrew: Quietly saying “Fireball”

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Below is a back-to-back comparison of Pitbull’s and Andrew’s “Fireball” clips:

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Andrew: “Ba-da, ba-da”

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Andrew: “Could you please use that word in a sandwich?”

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Andrew: “Give me some ideas of how I can make Luke cry spontaneously”

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Andrew: “I give up. How do you spell, ‘jnana’?”

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Andrew: “I know I’m awful”

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Andrew: “I like to think that I’m actually known for my grace and sausage”

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Andrew: “Is that a type of salami?”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “That was so mean! That was so cruel! Why would I say that?”

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Andrew: “Ooh, I wanna hear about you being a no-fun-ik, by the way; because, I don’t know if this show has room for two no-fun-iks, and… I’m a little territorial.”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Shit!”

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Andrew: “The whole thing takes place in kind of a Rube Goldberg machine of the mind”

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Andrew: “We don’t cross against the lights, Gayle!! We’re not millennials!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew is blaming him saying something that doesn’t make sense on his headache

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Andrew and Luke: From Jnana to Jna-nahna

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Andrew and Luke: “I’d play what I call the hammer game; where, I would (Yeah) take a hammer, or sometimes a mallet, and just bonk my head with that… for an hour or so.”

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Andrew and Luke: Spoof Levels

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Andrew and Luke: “Where does sausage come from, though? The daddy gives the mommy a very (Okay) special gift. Okay. Okay. Okay. Let’s pretend I didn’t ask that.”

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Andrew and Luke: “You would grow up to produce the Wallingford Wurst podcast. So… (Hah!) Ha… Ha… I blame that spoof on the headache.”

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Luke: “Coming to you… per usual… from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, perched atop Alabama Hill”

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Luke: Cute Chuckle

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Luke: “Hey, my sausage”

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Luke: “I know!! You got Friday! Be happy with it!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh. My. Goodness, y’all.”

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Luke: Quickly rattling off a bunch of “No”s

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Luke: “Salami of origin”

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Luke: Saying “It’s-a Trader Giotto’s!” with a faux Italian accent

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Luke: “She didn’t want to miss the Sausage Fest”

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “So fast, other DJs say, ‘Damn’. If rhyme was a drug, I’d sell it by the gram”

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Luke: “So… stinking… cute!”

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Luke: “St. Patrick’s Day… is on fucking Friday!”

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Luke: “That is… a blast from my past”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew “Headache Man” Walsh

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Luke and Andrew: “Can he Run the Jewels… at some point? He has to just Speedwalk the Jewels. Yeah, he has to Mall-walk the Jewels. Now, we’re getting into some decent show titles. Mall-walk the Jewels.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m a Bart Ska-mpson… Skam-pson. Bart Skam-pson (Ska-mpson)”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: “Like the, like the Milli Vanilli song. Yes, I might… Oh, do you have a headache too? That was so mean! That was so cruel! Why would I say that?”

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Luke and Andrew: The Bellingham Wurst (or Worst) Festival

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Luke and Andrew: “The word… is… jnana. I’ve never even heard of–is that a type of salami? Salami of origin. Salami of origin, please? Could you please use that word in a sandwich?”

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???: Funny Sound

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Clips From TBTL #2334

For the OPP heavy show, Andrew put together a new OPP segment intro montage that included a clip of Luke saying “Don’t you understand that I have a problem?” from #2317 and one of Andrew saying “If you have a problem, Andrew will solve it” from #2241

New OPP Segment Intro

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Luke: “Don’t you understand that I have a problem?”

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Luke and Andrew: “If you have a problem, and if you can find him, you might have the A-Team. That’s the Andrew Team, in the context… That’s pretty good. I thought you were gonna say, ‘If you have a problem, Andrew will solve it'”

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Andrew: Andrew is usually against using host’s voices in a montage

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Andrew: “Because, I have dumb taste buds”

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Andrew: “Buh-bye!”

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Andrew: Cute Chuckle

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Andrew: “Damn, I wish we could be coffee lovas!”

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Andrew: “Don’t say it, Andrew! I haven’t opened the newsletter yet!”

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Andrew: “Ha-haaa!!!”

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Andrew: “I’m out”

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Andrew: “In this case, you’re Eric Idling; because, it’s the BBC and he’s British”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Lost money, flour around nose and cocaine

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Andrew: “Reading this makes me go back to ol’ bad Andrew”

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Andrew: Saying “Music For Your Weekend” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Singing “The most beautiful”

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Andrew: “This is my OPP. Let’s start with my problem.”

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Andrew: “Ugh, you’re not painting yourself in glory there, dude”

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Andrew: “What money? I, I didn’t find any money!”

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Andrew: “When Luke stops talking, I gotta start talking!”

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Andrew and Luke: “By the way, (Sure) Carey is cheating on you. Meant to tell (Yeah) you that. With a cat condo”

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Andrew and Luke: “Ha-haa!!! How does it feel… to be on the other side of it? It feels good! It feels like you… It feels like you care. I like that you took the time to try to gas-light me.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m naming the show, ‘Mr. Coffee Was My Dad’. Please, call me Coffee.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Looks like you’ve got a little visitor there, or whatever he says. And, I sort of feel like, if the professor had just been like… By the way, that’s what Carey says when I have a booger hanging out of my nose.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Today’s 2333, though. What did you say? Wait a second. No, it’s not. On the website, today, yesterday’s show is listed as… two-triple-three. I’m looking at it… it’s 2332, I’m looking at it right now. Oh, don’t you (Ha-haa!!!)”

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Luke: “A divorce a-comin'”

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Luke: “Brush your hair… make it dark… and get ready for a Friday afternoon edition of TBTL”

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Luke: “But, just knowing what I know about the Internet”

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Luke: “By the way, we’re back on right… show number track. We got off track. I showed up yesterday, at Live Wire, and your friend and mine, Linh Pham, was literally standing outside the Alberta Rose Theatre. His opening line to me was, ‘Are you trying to miscount the show, just to mess with me?'”

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Luke: Having a good laugh

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Luke: “Hello… my… dude”

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Luke: “Oh boy, oh boy”

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Luke: “Oh my God! So good!!”

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Luke: Singing “Mu-mu-mu-muuusic For Your Weekend!”

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Luke: “Sup, world?”

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Luke: “That is, like, some weird, reverse, big-chill nightmare that I do not want to be part of”

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Luke: “They can ram that policy up their patootie!”

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Luke: “This kid comes in like George, freaking, Jefferson. Okay?”

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Luke: “Uh, yikes!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And the answer will… shock you. (Maybe) I… The, the answer will… maybe… shock you??”

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Luke and Andrew: Getting show numbers back on track, calling Luke out and Andrew tries to gas-light Luke

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Luke and Andrew: “I had eight cups of coffee. (That was it) That was it.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke asking Alexa where he could buy a cat condo and how a listener’s OPP should be handled

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Luke and Andrew: Luke bumped his microphone and blamed his “kid”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “Do you want to use your dial-up modem to try to boot up the audio there and have us narrate it?” and Andrew making modem dial-up sounds

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Luke and Andrew: Northeastern Mugs

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Luke and Andrew: “Pine nut. Natural… All Natural. All, all natural.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Until then, please remember: No mountain to tall. Good luck to all. Buh-bye!”

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Clips From TBTL #2333: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “Boy, that’s a real ‘Murder, He Quote'”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Chuckling #2

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Luke: Chuckling #3

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Luke: “Damn, it feels good to be a journalism person”

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Luke: “Did we do it? Did we fin–finally, did we finally run the show into the ground?”

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Luke: “Different strokes for different folks”

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Luke: “Everybody, freakin’ calm down!”

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Luke: “Get a rope!”

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Luke: “I’m having some mix-minus problems right now…”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Let’s talk about mix-minus problems, Andrew”

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Luke: “Look at me mom! One hand! One hand!”

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Luke: “One for Luke. One for Andy.”

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Luke: “That’s the saddest thing I’ve ever heard”

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Luke: “Tomorrow’s gonna be… all, all yo problems, all the time.”

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Luke: “Yes I am, daddy-o”

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Luke: “You know, Andrew, just, let’s just pretend that never happened, and keep on moving”

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Luke: “You know… I never thought of it that way.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Apparently (Apparently)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m tired of always being the butt of the heart. You’re such, you’re being the butt of the heart.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke gave Andrew a scare by thinking that Angela Lansbury had passed away, but hadn’t

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing the On The Media theme and Andrew and Luke saying “I would listen to that. I would listen to… Welcome to On The Media”

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Luke and Andrew: “One for me, one for you. One for me, one for you.”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’d be your problems. They’re not our problems, they’re your problems. (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is not Marsupial Gurgle you’re trying to play from. (No… I found…) Cuz, Linh keeps his cloud storage game tight. I know, I know. We know that.”

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Luke and Andrew: “To a couple of mix-minus boys, like you and I (Sure!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Wait… why does Jafar have a Cockney accent? I have no fucking idea what he’s talking about! Why is it ‘Eight Genies in a Duffel Bag’? Nice!”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’re the official podcast of public radio; in that, we just talk about boring shit that only Tayla Birnie [ph] cares about. Right. Exactly!”

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Clips From TBTL #2333: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “Alright, people… you know, nerds, get at us. You can e-mail us.”

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Andrew: “Anyway. I’m done. Power out.”

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Andrew: “Are you shitting me!!?”

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Andrew: “Because, I said so!”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “Close your ears, Chris Hayes”

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Andrew: “Hey man, we gotta figure out how to make my intro longer. Don’t ya think?”

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Andrew: “I call the lobes the butt, by the way. That’s the butt of the heart.”

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Andrew: “I can feel our society crumbling already. I don’t… Luke, what are we gonna tell the children!!?”

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Andrew: “I didn’t know what an Oxnard was until I started working at KCRW”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why I have to tell you this. Well, no. Never mind, I’m not gonna tell you that part. But anyway, I was, I was clicking around yesterday–just be quiet.”

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Andrew: “I was clicking around yesterday and saw one thing lead to another, lead to another, and I saw that Linh had it labeled as ‘DJ Paula White'”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Party bean!”

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Andrew: “Like, ‘Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Genies'”

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Andrew: “Now, that’s a Photoshop project for somebody. A picture of a, a topless Luke with just like TBTL jokes tattooed all over him.”

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Andrew: “Oh my God, what a good movie!!”

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Andrew: “Oxnard!”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Oh, God”

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Andrew: “Shoot! They list it as counties here”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Why is it ‘Eight Genies in a Duffel Bag’?”

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Andrew: “Yes!! He was!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew imagining what his heart looks like, but with cholesterol and sausage grease

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Andrew and Luke: Getting a shout out regarding the DJ Paula White ‘P-A-R-T-Y’ drop

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Andrew and Luke: “The bed is a circle. The bed is a circle.”

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Andrew and Luke: “What!?! (The Iron House) Tell me everything about this!”

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Clips From TBTL #2332

Starting on TBTL #2330, Luke played a slightly truncated version of the following “Moms on the Net” drop:

“Are you on the Internet. Isn’t that for techno-geeks with spreadsheets? Oh, Nell, you need the power!”

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The slightly truncated clip starts with “Isn’t that” and chops off the “s” at the end of “spreadsheets”. The following is an example from #2331:

Truncated “Isn’t that for techno-geeks with spreadsheets?”

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On TBTL #2332, Luke decided to have some fun with Andrew and further truncate the above clip to remove the “sheets” part:

Extra-truncated “Isn’t that for techno-geeks with spreadsheets?”

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Luke kept on saying that is the same drop that he has been playing previously, but Andrew knew something wasn’t quite right in Podcartlandia. Eventually, Luke fessed up to it and Andrew was none too pleased.

 

Andrew: “All over the place!”

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Andrew: “Are you gas-lighting me?”

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Andrew: “Dumb, dumb thing to say. Let’s cut that out.”

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Andrew: “God dang it!”

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Andrew: “God, that pisses me off!”

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Andrew: “I am going to drive up to Bellingham… and… bonk you on the head with your own microphone!”

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Andrew: “I just sound like a grumpy, old hippie or something”

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Andrew: “In my day!”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I think you’re right”

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Andrew: “No, no, no! Don’t, don’t talk to me! Talk to the listeners!”

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Andrew: “Oh, you’ve been messing with me this whole time. I do not like you anymore, Luke Burbank.”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “We’re not friends anymore! We are now co-workers!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, just hit delete on that one”

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Andrew: “You… you were driving me crazy there”

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Andrew: “You’re just toying with me”

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Andrew and Luke: “Cat, cat person? Yeah, it’s in the… They, their [ph] cat person”

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Andrew and Luke: “So tell me, what’s it like to be on the phone with me? It’s great. It’s a, it’s a, it’s a one of a kind experience.”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is crazy! (I’ll allow it) This is crazy!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You had took a full week off my life, so… I love it!”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Chuckling #2

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Luke: “Croans [ph] out with your moans [ph] out”

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Luke: “Damn, it feels good to support a journalism person!”

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Luke: “Diabeetus”

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Luke: “It’s for a certain kind of person, you know; like, a techno geek with spreadsh–“

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Luke: “Kids rule!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “No, I didn’t!!”

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Luke: “Off to a hot start, everybody!”

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Luke: Rudy reacted to hearing Game of Cats bleeding out of Luke’s headphones

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Luke: “Rudy, go play outside… okay? Go make some new friends. Wait, we have fence so the deer can’t get in, so you can’t make any new friends? Alright. As you were then.”

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Luke: Saying “McDonald’s” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “Mommy! Why is Harvey Keitel doing that?” as a kid

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Luke: “Sorry, guys. If you’re gonna get some LB time, it’s gonna be as I’m crossing Alabama Street, with the dog; cuz, we’re walking the dog.”

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Luke: “Welcome to TBTL! Uh-duh-duh-duh!”

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Luke: “What the heck!?”

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Luke: “You know… I swear to God, Walsh”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew having a good laugh at the idea of having Ron and Don’s Bikini Baristas audio drop

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Luke and Andrew: Chanting “Shame! Shame! Shame!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, let’s thank our Damn It Feels Good to Support a Journalism Person level donors of the day (Nice)”

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Luke and Andrew: “It does sound like we’re using the word ‘damn’ a lot though. It really does. It’s questionable. Really?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Thanks for listening, everybody! We’ll see you tomorrow with more imaginary radio. Until then, please remember: No mountain too tall, and good luck to a–“

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Luke and Andrew: “These sound exactly the same to me. Oh, I hate you so much!”

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