Andrew: “Ooh, I wanna hear about you being a no-fun-ik, by the way; because, I don’t know if this show has room for two no-fun-iks, and… I’m a little territorial.”
Andrew and Luke: “I’d play what I call the hammer game; where, I would (Yeah) take a hammer, or sometimes a mallet, and just bonk my head with that… for an hour or so.”
Andrew and Luke: “Where does sausage come from, though? The daddy gives the mommy a very (Okay) special gift. Okay. Okay. Okay. Let’s pretend I didn’t ask that.”
Luke and Andrew: “Can he Run the Jewels… at some point? He has to just Speedwalk the Jewels. Yeah, he has to Mall-walk the Jewels. Now, we’re getting into some decent show titles. Mall-walk the Jewels.”
Luke and Andrew: “Like the, like the Milli Vanilli song. Yes, I might… Oh, do you have a headache too? That was so mean! That was so cruel! Why would I say that?”
Luke and Andrew: “The word… is… jnana. I’ve never even heard of–is that a type of salami? Salami of origin. Salami of origin, please? Could you please use that word in a sandwich?”
For the OPP heavy show, Andrew put together a new OPP segment intro montage that included a clip of Luke saying “Don’t you understand that I have a problem?” from #2317 and one of Andrew saying “If you have a problem, Andrew will solve it” from #2241
Luke and Andrew: “If you have a problem, and if you can find him, you might have the A-Team. That’s the Andrew Team, in the context… That’s pretty good. I thought you were gonna say, ‘If you have a problem, Andrew will solve it'”
Andrew and Luke: “Ha-haa!!! How does it feel… to be on the other side of it? It feels good! It feels like you… It feels like you care. I like that you took the time to try to gas-light me.”
Andrew and Luke: “Looks like you’ve got a little visitor there, or whatever he says. And, I sort of feel like, if the professor had just been like… By the way, that’s what Carey says when I have a booger hanging out of my nose.”
Andrew and Luke: “Today’s 2333, though. What did you say? Wait a second. No, it’s not. On the website, today, yesterday’s show is listed as… two-triple-three. I’m looking at it… it’s 2332, I’m looking at it right now. Oh, don’t you (Ha-haa!!!)”
Luke: “By the way, we’re back on right… show number track. We got off track. I showed up yesterday, at Live Wire, and your friend and mine, Linh Pham, was literally standing outside the Alberta Rose Theatre. His opening line to me was, ‘Are you trying to miscount the show, just to mess with me?'”
Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “Do you want to use your dial-up modem to try to boot up the audio there and have us narrate it?” and Andrew making modem dial-up sounds
Luke and Andrew: “This is not Marsupial Gurgle you’re trying to play from. (No… I found…) Cuz, Linh keeps his cloud storage game tight. I know, I know. We know that.”
Luke and Andrew: “Wait… why does Jafar have a Cockney accent? I have no fucking idea what he’s talking about! Why is it ‘Eight Genies in a Duffel Bag’? Nice!”
Luke and Andrew: “We’re the official podcast of public radio; in that, we just talk about boring shit that only Tayla Birnie [ph] cares about. Right. Exactly!”
Andrew: “I don’t know why I have to tell you this. Well, no. Never mind, I’m not gonna tell you that part. But anyway, I was, I was clicking around yesterday–just be quiet.”
Luke kept on saying that is the same drop that he has been playing previously, but Andrew knew something wasn’t quite right in Podcartlandia. Eventually, Luke fessed up to it and Andrew was none too pleased.
Luke: “Rudy, go play outside… okay? Go make some new friends. Wait, we have fence so the deer can’t get in, so you can’t make any new friends? Alright. As you were then.”
Luke and Andrew: “Thanks for listening, everybody! We’ll see you tomorrow with more imaginary radio. Until then, please remember: No mountain too tall, and good luck to a–“