Clips From TBTL #2331

Andrew: “All of a sudden, ‘Boom! Do you remember this one? What about this one? Boom!'”

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Andrew: Andrew might quit if Luke plays the truncated Techno Spreadsheets drop one more time

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: Having a good laugh #2

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Andrew: “Here’s a cherry on top of this hot dog story”

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Andrew: “How about ‘Operation: Touched by an Angel’?”

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Andrew: “How you doing, Luke? I understand it as not a booty call.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh my God”

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Andrew: “No, ya idiot!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! Shut up!”

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Andrew: “Oh, you. You can always get a reservation.”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “I just like Santa Monica… cuz, I don’t know their deep cuts.”

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Andrew: “Show me on the doll where the angel touched you”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Sometimes… money no funny”

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Andrew: “The answer… was yes”

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Andrew: “We’re not even playing the same game here. You know?”

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Andrew: “Well, that sounds scary; but, okay.”

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Andrew and Luke: Anything pre-2016 is racist and repeating history

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Andrew and Luke: “Mares are boys… Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy. A kid’ll eat ivy, too, will you?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yop!! Lanyop!!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re good talky person. Thank you, very much! I love, I love that I was making fun of Mario Lopez.”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Chuckling #2

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Luke: Chuckling #3

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Luke: “Fuck, yeah!”

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Luke: “Go now? Time for me to talk? Oh, hi, everybody! Welcome… to a Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL”

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Luke: “God, I’m a good journalism person!”

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Luke: “He’s mad as hell… but, he’s still sort of taking it”

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Luke: “I love how much it bothers you. It’s so great.”

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Luke: “I’m such an old now”

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Luke: “I’ve got the market cornered, bruh!”

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Luke: “Just another… two-thousand three-hundred twenty-seven episodes?”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: Spit Take

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Luke: The melting snow is now uncovering the gifts Pod-dog has left in the yard for Luke

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Luke: “We really wouldn’t be here without you; and, we appreciate it from the very bottom of our Tiësto.”

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Luke: “Would they accept a verbal ‘Yas’?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Damn, it feels good to be a journalism person? I think you got there.”

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Luke and Andrew: Operation: Weeping Angel

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Clips From TBTL #2330

During the e-mail segment of the show, Andrew and Luke played a sharpshooting voicemail left by Steve “Stu-bot” Neuman regarding the proper pronunciation of the brand “Saucony”.

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There were also these two word gems from the Stu-bot as well.

Steve Neuman: “Andrew is very, very wrong”

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Steve Neuman: “Paint your bald spot!”

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Andrew: Andrew doesn’t want a third line

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Andrew: Evolution of TBTL

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Andrew: “Excuse my language: You fucking lied to me; and, it just, that really bothers me.”

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Andrew: “He-he-he-heeee!”

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Andrew: “I am as mad as hell; but, I’m clearly still taking it.”

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Andrew: “I don’t need a pickle, I’m just gonna ride on my motorsickle [ph]

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Andrew: “I got swindled!!”

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Andrew: “I, I’m apoplectic about this”

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Andrew: “I… love your story, it’s a beautiful story”

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Andrew: “If you really want to see this picture, people, you can find it online. It is… amazing.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Mock-ranting and raving about password and T-Mobile talk

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Andrew: “Really!?”

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Andrew: “They never really explain the numbers. They just give you a bunch of numbers really quickly; and then, look at you like you’re kind of a dummy for not being able to figure out their, their new math on this.”

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Andrew: “This is the crankiest episode of TBTL ever”

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Andrew: “Unless I… had a five minute blackout in the middle of the day… which, I didn’t.”

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Andrew: “What was I even doing there!?!”

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Andrew: “You have a third line!”

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Andrew: “You know in Soviet Russia… Jesse gets you?”

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Andrew: “You might get comments, but you can’t respond; because, your… the snorkel’s in your mouth”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew got excited by the locations of the donors of the day and cut Luke off

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Andrew and Luke: Oh, Mandy

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Luke: “But now, we’re gonna get this guy on the line. Who, I can start blaming for some of the… mediocre broadcasting”

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Luke: “Give me a fucking brark with this company!”

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Luke: “Hey, it’s episode 2326 in a collector’s series”

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Luke: “I am your, somewhat, unprepared host”

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Luke: “I thought the LaCroix was done. It’s not!”

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Luke: “I’m putting topic on my bald spot. You paint your bald spot?”

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Luke: “Ipso facto… ergo to… wit”

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Luke: “Jesse Jones!!!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: Laughing #3

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Luke: “New York City!?”

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Luke: “Oh my God, are you shitting me?”

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Luke: Singing “You can get anything you want at Alice’s Restaurant”

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Luke: “Snowflakes, while beautiful, are basically little shards of ice that want to hurt your cornea.”

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Luke: “Somebody has to tell me… when the show actually starts. So that I will be more prepared and I won’t have… some food in my mouth and… bubble water washing it down and a whole situation.”

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Luke: “When I go low, then later I’ll go high… with two different passwords. That doesn’t make sense as a joke, but that’s fine.”

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Luke: “Yo, we’re getting killed by these Snuggies”

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Luke: “You can’t just put a bird on it”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you kidding me!? (No) Ha!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I did not do the geography of the keyboard (Right) when I made this new one”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, boy! Yeah.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Paint your bald spot? Paint? I don’t paint my bald spot.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Save me… my dude. How are you doing, man.”

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Clips From TBTL #2329

Andrew: “D’you ever had a day… I doubt you have”

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Andrew: “Did I have some sort of a sober blackout in the middle of a Thursday… where, I drop this phone and just put it back in my pocket, and I have no recollection of it?”

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Andrew: “Do you wanna borrow my ‘S’?”

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Andrew: “Get over here! Let me chastise ya! Why ya puttin’ diapers on your dog, Luke? How have we not talked about this?”

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Andrew: “I wish Genevieve would thunder-shirt me!”

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Andrew: “I’m outta there!”

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Andrew: “If I had dropped this phone, my world would have frozen Matrix-style for, like, a solid five minutes”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Luke, put that egg down! Put that egg…that controller-shaped egg down!”

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Andrew: “Sorry, bro”

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Andrew: “The physical evidence is there. I am a liar.”

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Andrew: “This time, I’ve just been barebacking it for the life of this phone, which is about a year old”

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Andrew and Luke: “Cuz, I’ve been carrying this thing around like it’s a, like it’s a bomb that’s about to go off in my pants, I’m so… Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I promise you, Luke, I’m looking you in the eye (Yeah) as intensively as I ev’r have, as I ever have: I did not drop this phone.”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing

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Andrew and Luke: Unfunny, forced laughter and Luke does not want Andrew to do that to him

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Luke: “Ai-yee!”

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Luke: “Douche-nozzle”

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Luke: Forced Laughter

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Luke: “I did something very thoughtless today”

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Luke: “In Soviet Russia… Tiësto drops you!”

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Luke: Starbucks sous vide eggs helped him stay on his low carb grind and allows him to make some truly horrible decisions later

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Luke: “We’re out of Tiësto. I dunno what to do.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I just want to thank Janie, Nicky, Mikey and Annie… Who? For their support of TBTL.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s all taco, all the time. It’s tacos all the way up.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “No! Oh God, no! Oh, God, No!” and Andrew laughing

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Luke and Andrew: “We ran out of Tiësto again. Again!? Are you serious? We’re two Tiëstos in.”

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Clips From TBTL #2328

Andrew: “Aaaaagh”

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Andrew: “But, things are gonna start happening to me now”

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Andrew: “I didn’t say anything!!!”

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Andrew: “I hate this beige, rental carpet crap”

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Andrew: “I mean, I’ve worked for a lot of broke-ass public radio stations”

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Andrew: “I’m pretty sure we both have plenty of that shit too”

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Andrew: “I’m so glad to hear you say those words, Luke!!”

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Andrew: “I’m turning this all back on you now”

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Andrew: “Jingle bells, jingle bells!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “No way”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Ohh! Hey, that almost made sense.”

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Andrew: Snorting Quietly

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Andrew: “What the what!!? What!?!”

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Andrew: “Ya blew it!”

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Andrew: “You smelt it, you dealt it. You sniffed it, you whiffed it.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing and Luke saying “Okay”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m gonna say some words here, you might not like some of them; but, you know I’ll soften it up at the end, right? You trust me enough? Okay. Alright.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Okay. Now, let’s get real for a second. Okay.”

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Luke: “Dogs rule, cats drool”

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Luke: “I got boiled!”

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Luke: “Is this a concealed carry state… for Dyson Animals?”

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Luke: “Kitten!”

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Luke: “Some frequent flyer miles in your face!”

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Luke: “These… people… button-hooked me!”

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Luke: “We will dazzle you with the deets”

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Luke: “Why did you let me on New Day today!!?”

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Luke: “Woohoo”

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Luke: “You know what? Fuck it.”

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Luke: “You’re gonna love the way you look. I guarantee it.”

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Luke: “You’re gonna love this distribution today. You’re gonna love the way you look. I guarantee it.”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, we will offer you a lick from Andrew. (I will gladly) If you want to come over to Wallingford, the line forms on the right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t muddy the waters, Walsh. Okay? (Sorry) For the love of God.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, it’s a Yabba-Dabba-Doo talk. It’s a Yabba-Dabba-Dazzling Deet.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Thanks for listening. Until then, please remember: my mountain–no mountain too tall? My mountain’s too tall? My mountain’s too tall! My luck to all!”

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Clips From TBTL #2327

Andrew: “Alright, I’m there. I’m into it now.”

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Andrew: “Am I right!?!”

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Andrew: “Bad friend. Bad friend alert.”

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Andrew: “Dude… do you want to know how I know I’m living with a monster… by the way? Not to turn this totally negative.”

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Andrew: “Ha-ha!”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh while talking about new ideas for baseball

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Andrew: “I gotta stop eating pornos”

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Andrew: “I guess I should!”

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Andrew: “I mean, wizards are cool”

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Andrew: “I sit with it!”

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Andrew: “I… forgot about that drop. I was just making a joke.”

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Andrew: “I’ll be the judge of that one, buddy!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Listen”

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Andrew: “Love to get through one day without you sending me a topless shot of yourself. That would be refreshing.”

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Andrew: “Luke… you have backup plans, I don’t. Do this for me!”

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Andrew: “Obviously… there are all kinds of services. What’s going on? Are we ready to rumble?”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Marry me”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Soft mouth popping sound

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Andrew: “They was trying to say I was colorectal, I only ate eight Duke’s and had eight beers”

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Andrew: “This is embarrassing. I s-shouldn’t talk about this stuff”

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Andrew: “This is where I’m trusting that Genevieve never listens to TBTL. And, even if she did, she certainly not making it forty-one minutes in… past one Garfield joke.”

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Andrew: “Yes!!! All the… damn time!”

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Andrew: “Yuppers”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew asks if butter talk is making Luke want to buy a butter softener on Amazon.com

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew reacting to Luke playing Crazy Town’s “Butterfly” to end the show

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s a full day’s work, Luke. Mmm-hmm. It’s a full day’s work, blocking out the haters (Yes)”

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Andrew and Luke: “To be able to live on photosynthesis was a dream I had as a child. Why!? Because, I was a fat kid… I think.”

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Luke: “Alright, here’s… what’s in all of our collective muffin; at least, for the next hour or so”

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Luke: “Come on now, that’s not kosher.”

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Luke: “I, I want to call it Taittinger; but, I’m sure it’s something much Frencher than that.”

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Luke: “It’s been about fifteen hours… since my last impulsive Amazon.com purchase”

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Luke: Olive, the Bay Kitty, inadvertently gave Luke a “cat massage”

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Luke: Singing the “On The Media” theme

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Luke: “That’s between you and your stomach”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “Grok, Thog and Tom” and Andrew laughing

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Luke and Andrew: Mouth burbling the “B” in “Blocking out the haters”

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Luke and Andrew: “Who’s the gift for? Uh, no, it’s not, the gift is n…not for you. I guess it’s just kind of a one-way street on those gifts in this relationship.”

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Clips From TBTL #2326

Andrew: “Bur-tur-durb [ph]

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Andrew: “Eh, you want your Garfield, eh?”

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Andrew: “Eww, if you’re putting ketchup on your hot dog, you’re just a big baby! You’re a child!”

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Andrew: “I called him something else. I’m not gonna repeat what I called him; because, it was very dirty.”

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Andrew: “Is it Friday, yet?”

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Andrew: “Lasagna Fest? Yes!”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “What’s happening here?”

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Andrew: “Like, Genevieve will not acknowledge me anymore”

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Andrew: Making mouth clicking sounds

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Andrew: Opening up a whole new door

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Andrew: “Really on a roll today!”

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Andrew: Saying “Okay” and laughing

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Andrew: “So, things are going well”

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Andrew: “That’s not bad. That’s not bad. I like it.”

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Andrew: “You think that’s a Walsh; or, do you think that’s a Burbank?”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, my mom used to put butter on my salami sandwiches; and, that’s just, that’s just (That sounds so sexual) grease on grease. I’m not trying to be gross. That just sounds so entendre. I… That’s true, though.”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s about the negative spaces, Luke. Think like an artist. (Yeah)”

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Luke: “Don’t go to his house, Kelly!”

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Luke: “Don’t touch that joint!”

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Luke: Euler, one of the neighborhood cats, scared the shit out of Luke

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Luke: “I say, I say… wassup dog?”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Mimicking his mom’s funny “Hello!!”

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Luke: Mimicking his mom’s funny “Hello!!” #2

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Luke: Singing “Ryan’s the real name… of the guy who wrote the song!”

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Luke: “Whatevery!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “That is disgusting. Yeah, it did not appeal to me.”

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