Clips From TBTL #2282: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “Alexa, is that a dangerous precedent to set?”

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Luke: “Alexa, put drone talk on the list for tomorrow”

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Luke: “Alexa, who published ‘The Confederacy of Dunces’?”

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Luke: Attempting to do a Wookie sound

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Luke: “Case cloched”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “How dare you!”

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Luke: “I don’t think there’s any other accurate way to describe what a big deal… this is”

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Luke: “I have no plans to murder anyone, by the way”

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Luke: “I know my woife is not a fan”

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Luke: “It’s a good kind of pain”

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Luke: “It’s just a floating can full of… you know… buffet food and barely watchable theatrical production”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: “No, really bad!”

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Luke: “One, the thought crossed my mind, ‘Is Andrew gonna feel upstaged?'”

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Luke: Playing with his squirrel lure

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Luke: Playing with his squirrel lure #2

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Luke: “Pod-dog is a little fragrant today”

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Luke: “Siri, if you want to read all of my messages with Alexa, you can… ‘I already did'”

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Luke: The Brown Note

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Luke: “The throat crud of reality”

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Luke: “There’s some good meat on that flau–Alexis, [sic] is that still good meat on that flauta?”

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Luke: “What’s that from?”

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Luke: “What’s up, Rude-dude?”

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Luke: “You know, I, for about twenty seconds there, thought I might be a good podcast broadcaster; and then, the throat crud of reality brought me crashing right back down to Earth”

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Luke: “You… you… so-and-sos”

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Luke: “You… you… so-and-sos, how dare you pretend that the intro to the show and my musings about Pod-dog and the Bay Kitty are not the real show. How dare you!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alexa, what are Carey’s thoughts on, on an Amazon Echo? You should ask her.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew stopping Luke if Luke is boring Andrew would set a dangerous precedent for TBTL

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Luke and Andrew: “I had a hot take, but nowhere to sizzle it. Ooh”

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Luke and Andrew: “I just recently got into a whole situation with Siri. Oh, no. Did you fall in love? What?”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s a classic… WAPAAZTN. It is WAPAAZTN. Exactly.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke explaining the feeling he had when Siri didn’t respond to him

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Luke and Andrew: “You know, I wondered… Can we get realler than real (Oh, no! I, no…) on the top of the show? No, no! I was just joking!”

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Clips From TBTL #2282: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “Alexa, how do you get rid of a dead body?”

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Andrew: “Alexa, how is my pacing?”

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Andrew: “Alexa, tell Luke to do his own damn dishes!”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “Clearly, I’m wrong; but, just tell me how it works”

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Andrew: “Exactly”

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Andrew: “F-U, 2016!”

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Andrew: “I am awful to listen to”

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Andrew: “I am mortified”

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Andrew: “I guess I’d prefer you didn’t”

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Andrew: “I saw that too!”

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Andrew: “I still have FOMO”

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Andrew: “I was just joking!”

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Andrew: “I wish you were, I just wish you were gone all the time, Luke.”

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Andrew: “I’ve said a lot of dorky things on this show; luckily, I say ’em really quickly, so they go by fast.”

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Andrew: “If Alexa can start doing rundowns, we’re really screwed”

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Andrew: “It was a crappy game!”

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Andrew: “It’s… it’s gonna get you drunk”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing #4

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Andrew: Laughing #5

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Andrew: Laughing #6

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Andrew: Laughing #7

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Andrew: Laughing #8

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Andrew: “Luke Burbank and The Brown Notes”

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Andrew: “None of them internationally famous”

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Andrew: “Of course!”

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Andrew: “Oh, dang it!”

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Andrew: “Oh, goodness, no!”

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Andrew: “Oh, I know what you’re gonna say; and, I couldn’t agree with you more!”

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Andrew: “Oh, Luke doesn’t care about me or the show, cuz he doesn’t go back and listen”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! I, no, no, no! I was just joking!”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah!”

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Andrew: “See what I mean about being wrong about everything?”

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Andrew: “Sounds so beautiful”

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Andrew: “That’s a flauta, bro!”

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Andrew: “That’s how you do it!”

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Andrew: “This is like a THRIVE right now. This is an anti-THRIVE.”

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Andrew: “Those glory days are over”

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Andrew: “Turn it down!! Turn it down!”

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Andrew: “Up, up! Glasses on, hair down.”

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Andrew: “Well, I told you, I just said it a million miles and hour; so, it went it by pretty quickly.”

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Andrew: “When I made my shocked face of joy”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, by the way, Genevieve got me a drone for Christmas. What!!? We gotta talk about this.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, you sure you want me to do this? I mean, I haven’t been on any TV shows or auditioned for any Star Wars or Treks recently. Are you sure I’m good enough to do (You know what, Andrew?) this show with you today, Luke?”

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Andrew and Luke: “What are you looking for the devil for, when you should be looking for the Lord! Wine and women.”

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Clips From TBTL #2279

As part of the “Summer in December” series, Luke and Andrew play a listener favorite episode, TBTL #1841; which, was the TBTL Boat Show from 2015 with Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev. If you are looking for clips from that show, browse on over to “Clips From TBTL #1841“.

 

Andrew: “No regurts”

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Andrew: “Now, when you got your boat license, though; did they say how many drinks you’re allowed to have while piloting your boat?”

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Andrew: “Pretty proud of myself. I was like a real big boy.”

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Andrew and Luke: Fart Locker, not Fart Closet

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Andrew and Luke: “We have a survivor of the boat show. You’ve got to do the boat show, whatever it is…”

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Camaro Kev: “Well, that’s what happens when you’re partying in Cabo Wabo with Sammy and the Wabaritas!!!”

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Camaro Kev, Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s Pea Coat (or Poop Coat)

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Luke: “Andrew, please make Camaro sing, ‘What An Embarrassment I Am’–The beginning of this Friday edition of TBTL”

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Luke: “Don’t worry… they’re tired of us; so, we’ll be back on Monday, doing the show again.”

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Luke: “Oh, no! Is that? Oh my goodness gracious.”

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Luke: Saying “I like that!” in a high-pitched voice

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Luke and Camaro Kev: Luke saying “Power out” and Camaro Kev rock-scatting

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Luke, Camaro Kev and Andrew: Andrew bleeped Luke’s story of sleeping closely together with Camaro Kev

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Clips From TBTL #2278

As part of the “Summer in December” series, Luke and Andrew play a listener favorite episode, TBTL #2164; which, was the TBTL Summer Picnic show at Chateau Ste. Michelle in Woodinville, Washington. If you are looking for clips from that show, browse on over to “Clips From TBTL #2198“.

 

Andrew: Making Whoo-Whooing Sounds

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Andrew: “No regurts”

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Andrew and Camaro Kev: Laughing

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Camaro Kev: Singing “K-Plus-Plus-Plus, FM!”

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Camaro Kev and Andrew: Singing Def Leppard’s “Love Bites”

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Luke: “Climb aboard the Bud Light, Michelada hot seat, my friend”

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Luke: “Climb aboard the Cabo Wabo hot throne”

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Luke: “I know, I sound so confident, don’t I?”

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Luke: “I, being, basically, an idiot”

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Luke: “Welcome to a Thursday afternoon edition of the program. That’s right, it’s our Van Hagar Summer Nights series. It’s Summer Nights at the Van Hagar… in December.”

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Clips From TBTL #2277

As part of the “Summer in December” series, Luke and Andrew play a listener favorite episode, TBTL #2164; which, was the TBTL live show from The American Legion in St. Paul, Minnesota. If you are looking for clips from that show, browse on over to “Clips From TBTL #2140“.

 

Andrew: Saying “That’s not what she wants, Kevin!” as Tom Shane

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Andrew: “Sounds like there is a God!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf-esque? fights and pull-tabs

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Camaro Kev: “The new normal!? BlowMeUpTom.com!?”

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Luke: “I like to make decisions that put the listeners in an annoying place. I, or, the place to be annoyed, I guess.”

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Origin of the “Drawings of Tall Ships” Inside Joke

During the TBTL live show at The American Legion in St. Paul, MN (#2140 in a collector’s series), Luke and Andrew revealed the genesis of the “Drawings of Tall Ships” inside joke and why Andrew has been known for his “drawing of tall ships”.

Luke and Andrew: The Story Behind “Drawing of Tall Ships”

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Andrew had worked on an NHPR show called, “Front Porch,” hosted by John Walters, and there was a story about an artist, John Kendall, who created paintings of tall ships. While the original audio from the story is no longer available on NHPR.org, someone posted the interview on YouTube.

I have pulled the audio from the video for your listening pleasure:

Front Porch: Tall Ships in Detail

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The “tall ships” drop that Luke uses comes from the intro of the segment above

John Walters: “He may be best known for his depictions of the tall ships, capturing their grace and power”

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