Tag: Andrew Walsh

Andrew: “And, this is gonna be bad!”

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Andrew: “During his, his… keep wanting to say concession speech. Come on, brain, get used to this reality! Come on, brain, you can get there.”

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Andrew: “Eugh”

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Andrew: “I assume it’s not the flag of inclusiveness”

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Andrew: “I’m already mad at myself for just being so glib at the beginning. Today’s a hard day for a lot of people, myself included; and, you know what’s really annoying me today: people being glib.”

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Andrew: “I’m dubious”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Let’s just keep on listing my regrets! It is a TBTL after all.”

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Andrew: “Like, I don’t give a shit about the Seahawks. I don’t give a shit about the Browns.”

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Andrew: “Silver lining alert”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “So, I am becoming human again, maybe.”

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Andrew: “They didn’t Pokémon Go to the polls”

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Andrew: “We only grow stronger in the broken places”

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Andrew: “What?”

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Andrew: “Where have I heard that before!?”

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Andrew: “You always need the over-reactor and the under-reactor”

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Andrew: “You bubble-gummer!”

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Andrew: “You know what? The Professor is lumping it up in there”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew made a sound of what could be a yelp of a dying seal when Trump walked on stage

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Andrew and Luke: “It was funny how we could all drink so much whisky, yet not feel very drunk. Do you ever have that experience, like when you’re so… Yeah, it’s called being Irish. It’s called, ‘doing this for twenty years, you bubble-gummer!'”

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Andrew and Luke: Powerfully Unfunny: Possible show title and underlying principle of TBTL

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Luke: “But, I just want to say for the record, I hate the Electoral College. I think it’s bullshit”

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Luke: “How can she be so glib!?”

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Luke: “I had a cheat night on the carbs”

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Luke: “Oh… shit”

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Luke: “Yeah, but do you, do you understand how liberal, how liberal our immigration policies are with Transylvanians; which, is where all of the sweet transexuals come from?”

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Luke: “You can politely go fuck yourselves forever”

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Luke and Andrew: “And she’s bummed, and I’m bummed, and our animals are bummed. Yeah, except for Olive; who, I’ve heard voted for Trump.”

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Luke and Andrew: “And the idea that because somebody wants to live in butt-fuck Egypt, they have a vote-and-a-half. Fuck that. In serious. Egyptians shouldn’t be allowed to vote in American elections. Well, and, thankfully, they won’t going forward. So, I mean, I, I think that’s a silver lining.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, Andrew, how’s it going man? Uh, great. What did I miss? (Yeah?) What did I miss? Not, not too much. Just, the potential end of the democracy. But, you know what? As they say, a couple of hundred years, that’s a good run for a republic.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m a let it fly kind (That doesn’t) of guy… Of course you are. I’m, you know, I’m, I’m pretty let it fly for a white guy… the song that accurately describes (Right) me and my life.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It was the exact sound that Westley makes in The Princess Bride. Right! That is a man… That is exactly what it was! …If only Mandy Patinkin and André the Giant could have heard you, and come and found you, and saved you.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s gonna take me a little while before I can… say the name of the other person and have ‘President’ in front of it. Where have I heard that before!?”

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Luke and Andrew: La Brea Tar Pit of Logic

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Luke and Andrew: “Ruth Bader Ginsburg, take your motherfucking vitamins. Yeah, God.”

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Luke and Andrew: “The people who, who, who would not ever vote for a guy like that. The elites took Trump literally, but not seriously; and, (Mmm-hmm) the people who voted for him took him seriously, but not literally. (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “They’re like a cockroach that we keep trying to fumigate with logic… What? But, they just refuse to die and you have to respect that. What? I didn’t say all of my agression was gone.”

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Luke and Andrew: Trump laying down with a lot of dogs, David Dukes, Double Dukes, etc.

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Andrew: “America, how dare you even make this a close election?”

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Andrew: “But, I wanted to do it my way”

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Andrew: “Hello, Luke!”

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Andrew: “How about this for being glib about a very important day in, in our country”

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Andrew: “I do not want to fucking socialize tonight”

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Andrew: “I, I get like a big baby”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Maybe I’ll ride this dragon and see where it goes”

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Andrew: “My beard hiding my face news”

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Andrew: “Power out!”

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Andrew: “Such a fun game!”

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Andrew: “This is real corny shit I’m about to say”

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Andrew: “What’s my happy place?”

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Andrew: “Wrong country, dude!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I get it, I get it. Yeah, yeah.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m a family man, (Mmm-hmm) I don’t believe in abortion, (That’s right) I don’t believe in Communism… I can’t remember what she said.”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s so sad! Why am I playing this!?! Alright, well stop then. We don’t have (Alright) to anything we don’t want to do today, Andrew. (Yeah, okay)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh my God! (What the) What a… beast! What a tank!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Tell me about the Clinton presidency, George. (Yes!) Tell me (That’s right) about the Clinton presidency (That’s right)”

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Luke: “And also, I couldn’t play fucking Count Duckula anymore”

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Luke: “And this motherfucker won’t even agree to that!”

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Luke: “Goddamn it. I’m gonna open up some champagne tonight”

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Luke: “He is a walking hole of insecurity”

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Luke: “He’s Andrew ‘Hodor’ Walsh”

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Luke: “Hello, everyone.”

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Luke: “Hi, Andrew!”

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Luke: “I don’t think he can personally, emotionally handle the idea of standing on stage and saying, ‘I lost. I was not number one.’ I think that that, honestly… when he, if he utters those words, his body will de-materialize.”

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Luke: “I was considering writing on Twitter; that, if Trump wins this election, that I’ll never forgive white people”

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Luke: “I’m, I’m really just frigging obsessed”

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Luke: “Indeed”

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Luke: “Lockette up, Lockette down, Lockette all over town.”

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Luke: “Not really a politics-head. More of a sneaking around in the neighbor’s yard-head.”

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Luke: Singing “I can’t do it all on my own”

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Luke: “These are our Chicago Hope donors of the day”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, I just wanted to strangle my Sonos. (Right) And, I don’t mean that as a euphemism.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I got it! (What do you got?) I got it. I got it. I got it… I got it.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m Gollum… I’m Gollum, just kind of like, slinking around a cave looking for my precious. (Right) My, my precious is something that makes me feel less anxious.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ve become so tense. I know.”

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Luke and Andrew: It’s Dixville Notch, not Dixhole Notch

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Luke and Andrew: “Lockette up, Lockette down, Lockette all over town. Power out!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke got a text on his telephone, on his cellular telephone

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Luke and Andrew: “Opposite brands of nonsense. You know? Possible… Show title! Writing it down. Right?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Until then, please remember: No mountain too tall… Line? Good luck to all.”

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Luke and Andrew: “What (Wow) the heck!?”

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Luke: “A rare appearance from Pod-dog!”

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Luke: Andrew is Luke’s little pet

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Luke: “Cuz, you know, your eyebrow is… it’s nature’s zit covering”

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Luke: “Damn it! Why do I have so many songs about dreams!?”

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Luke: “Damn, Walsh!”

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Luke: “Get Andrew!”

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Luke: “Hey Pod-dog, I love you.”

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Luke: “I am psyched!”

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Luke: “I regularly like to throw money into a hole in the water called my boat”

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Luke: “If nothing works, I’ll just… I’ll just paint my bald spot.”

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Luke: “Let’s not get bogged down in the details”

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Luke: “Oh, hell yeah!”

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Luke: “Probably, because I was… horfing down a little cotija cheese before the show, as is my, as is my wont.”

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Luke: “Shots! Shots! Shots, shots, shots, shots!”

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Luke: “Shots! Shots! Shots, shots, shots, shots!” #2

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Luke: “That’s a, that’s a bananas number”

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Luke: “This is bananas to me”

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Luke: “What is happening with your eyebrow!?”

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Luke: “You guys are not afraid of beast or man, some of you may be vegetarian. You are our Count Duckula level donors of the day.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew wanted Luke to play the bell dings drop

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Luke and Andrew: “Be very, very careful and very prepared Andrew… I was just about to type it in, and nope!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Damn, Walsh! Yeah!!? When you’re right… (Yeah!!?) you are right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I guess a couple of different kinds of Labs. There’s the, like, a British version and they’re more athletic. They’re teeth are terrible… Ohhhh. I can’t, I can’t quit you, British tooth joke. But… they’re…”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ll eat us… everyone. Oh, no! Is that what he says? What does he say? God bless… God bless us every–God bless us all, everyone? Everybody? God bless us everyone, everybody?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oops! Oops!”

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Luke and Andrew: “The hoi polloi? Yeah. The plebes? The pigeons? The plebes on the way to the Cleve? The plebes on the…”

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Luke and Andrew: “Uh, F-O-O-D. Which, I’m spelling, cuz she’s in the room with me. (Mmm)”

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Andrew: “Andrew for Andrew”

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Andrew: Awesome Laugh

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Andrew: “Ca-caw!!?”

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Andrew: Cute “Ohh”

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Andrew: “Hey, Luke Burbank”

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Andrew: “Hold your fire, everybody”

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Andrew: “I don’t know how to describe the feeling of when a song just fills you with some, with something.”

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Andrew: “I don’t, I don’t think that’s sad”

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Andrew: “I mean, it’s good; cuz, you know that I don’t like to socialize too much.”

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Andrew: “I’m a Garbage…Man!”

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Andrew: “I’m getting dumber by the way”

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Andrew: “I’m not gonna use his name! He’s just doing it to sell steaks! I won’t use the guy’s name!”

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Andrew: “I’m so dumb”

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Andrew: “Keep it short, Walsh, keep it short!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing to Luke playing the “I thought they smelled bad on the outside” drop

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Andrew: Laughing to the “Idiot” drop being played

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Andrew: “Never, never eat from your ice pack. That’s, that’s what they tell ya in the Army.”

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Andrew: “Oh, God… I can’t even do this conversation without thinking about the e-mails we’re gonna get!”

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Andrew: “Oh, man”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah; but, don’t send Luke dog diet tips. Send him Luke diet tips!”

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Andrew: Singing “In the morning”

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Andrew: “Who is it!?!”

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Andrew: “Yeah!”

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Andrew: “Yeah!!?”

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Andrew: “Yes! But those are for me!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew feels like he’s getting dumber and dumber, Luke plays an “Idiot” drop, Andrew cracks up

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew gets his well-deserved bell dings for being correct on which actor said “Hey, cheer up! It’s Taco Tuesday.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing after Luke plays a clip of someone saying “Idiot” and Luke saying “I’m glad you enjoyed that, in the spirit it was intended.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing when Luke tries to think of something funny and end up mentioning Kathy Najimy

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew: TBTL Ombudsman

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Andrew and Luke: Count Duckula, Count Hamsterla and Count What The Fuckula

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Andrew and Luke: “I think I’m just not getting it as much. What’s going on? Maybe I should… Idiot. I’m glad you enjoyed that, in the spirit it was intended.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m gonna miss doing the show the next three days. I’m thinking (Aww) that, like, during your intro.”

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Andrew and Luke: “So, when I see her… and she’s always excited to see me; and, you think that’s cuz she thinks I have, like, a, a chain of salamis in my knapsack, like, like, a robber (Yeah, but…) trying to get away (In fairness, in fairness) with something? You do. Yes! But those are for me!”

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Andrew and Luke: “They’re the ones that do the song ‘Birmingham’ that I obsessed with (Oh, right!) in the spring!”

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Andrew: Attempting to make a drum roll sound and saying “Wait, that’s a boat.”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Ahhh”

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Andrew: “God, Walsh, why are you doing this?”

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Andrew: “Hah-ha!”

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Andrew: “I horfed three tacos, uh, three large tacos. Three Rancho Bravo-sized tacos.”

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Andrew: “I was in a cranky-ass mood on yesterday’s show. I don’t know why. I don’t know if I’m supposed to apologize.”

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Andrew: “I was ready for the Universe to say, ‘No, you’ve been looking forward to this moment for too long; so, it’s not gonna be that great.’ But, the Universe gave me this one.”

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Andrew: “I’m cutting this all out”

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Andrew: “It mostly sounds like bullshit”

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Andrew: Laughing to The Price Is Right losing horn

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Andrew: Making the sad horns sound

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Andrew: “Oh, goddamn it!”

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Andrew: Snorting and a Chuckle

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Andrew: “Tagging along for the ride”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew making the sad horns sound and Luke saying “I’ll do the sound effects around here”

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Andrew and Luke: “If I’m not handing out candy on Halloween, I ain’t handing (Yeah) out birthday messages in Chicago!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Would you say it’s a gateway rug? And, we got our show title.”

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Luke: “And, I horfed down half a wheel of cotija cheese”

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Luke: “Because, that’s how much time we’ve got for this Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that just might be Too Beautiful To Live… Too Beautiful To Live!”

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Luke: “Boo”

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Luke: “Excellent spoof, my friend”

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Luke: “I got tricked and treated”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Lord willing and the creeks don’t rise”

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Luke: “She’s in the… Olive’s Garden, if you will.”

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Luke: “There you go, my Daisy. There you go.”

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Luke: “Tootsie Rolls and… and Power Gloves and… and Zip drives”

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Luke: “Walsh, Walsh, Baby”

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Luke: “We gotta thank our Count Duckula level donors of the day”

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Luke and Andrew: “If you have a problem, and if you can find him, you might have the A-Team. That’s the Andrew Team, in the context… That’s pretty good. I thought you were gonna say, ‘If you have a problem, Andrew will solve it'”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know, I’ve got a beef with that movie, ‘Undeclared’… Is it a beef taco?”

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Andrew: “Conflict! Conflict!”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I don’t care!”

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Andrew: “Genevieve is not gonna be home. I’ll be getting home around seven. She won’t be home until about nine; so, she asked me if I would hand out candy and I said no. That’s a true story.”

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Andrew: “I don’t like the smell of Halloween”

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Andrew: “I had a brain fart on the show last week”

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Andrew: “I understand the, the hawk guy… Ooh, hawk guy, we’re talking about the Seahawks. Didn’t even mean to do that; but, I think we can all agree, it was brilliant.”

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Andrew: Imitating one of Tom Petty’s vocalizing styles

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Andrew: “Is it too early for a fish sad-witch? And, I’m spelling ‘witch’ like a witch.”

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Andrew: “Joining us now, from the wrong side of the bed, Andrew… in Wallingford.”

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Andrew: “Oh, Old Man Walsh. I’m telling ya, I’m not fun.”

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Andrew: Singing “Dracula’s in the basement, mixing up the medicine. Frankenstein’s on the sidewalk, thinking of the government.”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Sorry, Charlie. Keep moving.”

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Andrew: “That’s pretty good. Where’s, where’s my Southeast-homies?”

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Andrew: “Why am I opening up a new can of worms here?”

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Andrew: “Why am I so cranky today?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Just, kind of, this limp little division. You know, Andrew, it’s not the size of your… I didn’t mean it in that way!”

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Andrew and Luke: “No Bwua-ha-ha-ha Conversion? Nope.”

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Andrew and Luke: “No, no, that was Hitchcock, dude. That was Hitchcock. So, if anyone could fact check us on those things. Love to get my e-mail full again… Not that, not that anything go to you over the weekend.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Sue me?!? Sue me for (Wha?) this?!?”

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Andrew and Luke: TBTL is 80 percent bad ideas

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Luke: “Byeee!”

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Luke: “Can you do me a, a kindness?”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Giggling

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Luke: “Great job, Alan! I think we nailed that.”

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Luke: “Horriblé”

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Luke: “I don’t wanna scare anyone; but, the podcast is coming… from inside the house!”

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Luke: “I don’t want the e-mails!”

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Luke: “Is it too early to get a fish sandwich? Oh, crap! I messed it up.”

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Luke: Laughing while Andrew is speaking

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Luke: “Looking will cost ya and touching will cost ya at this pumpkin patch. Everything will cost ya.”

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Luke: Mimicking microphone feedback and doing a heavy sigh

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Luke: “Oh man, that was bad!”

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Luke: Reacting to a crappy cover of “Werewolves of London”

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Luke: Saying “Anybody want a peanut?” as André the Giant

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Luke: Saying something really slurred together as André the Giant

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Luke: Singing “Lisa, it’s your birthday. Happy birthday, Lisa.”

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Luke: Snickering

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Luke: “The King of Freaking Pop!”

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Luke: “The Seahawks offense… it not good. Not good at all right now, and that’s a legit problem.”

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Luke: “Trying to think of a… a way to make the No Point Conversion, like the No… How would I Halloween that up? The TBTL… Groan Point Conversion? That’s terrible.”

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Luke: “Walsh, damn it!”

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Luke: “Why do I do this, Andrew?”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, and what I didn’t really realize was how long we’re usually playing music on this gall-darn show. Oh yeah, we usually have it on for five minutes, I think.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Haah! Hi, everybody. Welcome to the TBTL: No Point Conversion. How are you doing? How are you feeling? Hey… how about those Huskies?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I usually think you’re being extra hard on yourself. I don’t think you’re not being hard enough on yourself this time. I don’t care!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Is it too early to get a fish sadness? There you go.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s hear a crappy cover of ‘Werewolves of London’. Wait, I like this better. How dare you, sir!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Rent a Ghost, Count Duckula… Is it, Rent-to-Own a Ghost?”

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Luke and Andrew: “The Count Duckula level (Nice) donors of the day”

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Luke and Andrew: “We didn’t even get to talk about the Browns. What do you want to say about the Browns? Ughh! I prepared that statement and I’m gonna leave it there. (I guess you’ve said it all)”

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