Clips From TBTL #2218

Andrew: “And, that’s the nice one!”

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Andrew: “Hey man, thanks for coming out”

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Andrew: “It’s kind of two imitations with one stone”

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Andrew: “No, we are not. God!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Fuck”

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Andrew: “Silently hating the cops with my eyes”

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Andrew: “Then I said it and I just wanted to die”

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Andrew: “Things are gonna start happening to you now!”

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Andrew: “This is so embarrassing, I don’t know why I’m telling you this.”

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Andrew: Yelling “I’m tired of sucking!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do ya think maybe that’s why he was there? Uh, could be. Maybe. Could be.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I know that your’s is Michael. It took me four years. Christian, but that’s alright. Fuck.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I want to see a camel fish is what I want to see. Hey-oh!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’ll cut that out. Don’t, please don’t.”

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Luke: “Aw, shit”

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Luke: “Copsplaining”

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Luke: “Did we just become best friends?”

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Luke: “Hamboned”

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Luke: “Hey-oh!”

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Luke: “How rude!”

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Luke: “I’ll be goddamned if I’m gonna thank someone for giving me a ticket”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “No shit, Sherlock”

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Luke: “Oh, man. I’m not gonna say this right, that’s for darn sure.”

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Luke: “We’d like to thank our Too Many Cooks level donors”

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Luke and Andrew: “He’s Andrew ‘NeanderWalsh’ Walsh, and he joins us now. I love it.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t actually know if this is, that’s a good… You just wanted to shut me up.”

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Luke and Andrew: In the words of Natalie Merchant, Alanis Morissette and Crazy Town

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Luke and Andrew: “We got no free food! Come on! Who’s in the are– That’s not a bad Rizzo. No, that isn’t bad.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yo… Get in the hut! Get in the hut.”

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Clips From TBTL #2217

Andrew: “And, all of you people, I just want you to know, I love you to death; and, it, it breaks my heart that you’re so wrong.”

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Andrew: “Chris, who? All, what?”

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Andrew: “Damn it!”

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Andrew: “Do you have no respect for me?”

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Andrew: Flat “What!”

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Andrew: “Fucking lighten up”

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Andrew: Gruff “What”

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Andrew: “How can you not like this segment!?”

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Andrew: “I’m completely unromantic”

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Andrew: “I’m probably trying to thread a needle here that maybe can’t be thread”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Other people’s dreams are amazing”

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Andrew: “Quick dazzling deet here”

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Andrew: Ranting about the marriage proposal that went wrong at a baseball game

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Andrew: Saying “Crazy Town” while Crazy Town’s “Butterfly” is playing

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Andrew: Stretched out “Matt Jones”

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Andrew: “The most bro-y”

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Andrew: “There you have it. That’s where my blood boiled.”

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Andrew: “There’s a lotta chatter on the dark web”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew would ask if Bill Murray is Brian-Doyle Murray’s brother

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Andrew and Luke: “I hope you had a moment to tell him how much you loved him in the ‘Get Smart’ movie. You son of a bitch. (No) Now we’re never getting him on.”

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Chris Hayes: “Blew my mind”

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Chris Hayes: Laughing

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Chris Hayes: “No, I’m… No, no, no, no”

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Chris Hayes: “Oh, the Bill Murray. Right.”

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Chris Hayes: Playing the K-Strass Scat drop back at the guys *

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Chris Hayes: Quietly saying “Oh my God, oh my God. That’s Bill Murray, that’s Bill Murray.”

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*: The title and description for this clip has been updated since it was originally posted

 

Luke: “Basically, you’re our Bill Murray, but Bill Murray is your Bill Murray”

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Luke: “Because, two people wanted to pitch woo”

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Luke: “Boy, oh boy, oh boy”

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Luke: Clapping

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Luke: Disbelieving “What!”

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Luke: “Holy shit, dude! You threw out the first pitch, you’re Chris Hayes.”

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Luke: “Holy shit!”

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Luke: “Holy…! I didn’t even think about that.”

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Luke: “I just Fresca’d my eye”

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Luke: “I regret nothing”

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Luke: “Now, wait a second”

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Luke: “Oh my God, dude!”

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Luke: Singing Frank Sinatra’s “You Make Me Feel So Young”

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Luke: “We need to thank our Crazy Town Butterfly level donation givers”

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Luke: “When I hear ‘three parent baby’, for some reason, I assume it has three heads”

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Luke: “Why was Bill Murray–How!? What!?”

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Luke: “Would you make me the happiest Lumineer in the world?”

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Luke and Andrew: Ducey, Double Ducey and Triple Ducey

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Luke and Andrew: “I effervesced right into my eyeball. Oh, that’s, that’s gonna make you go blind.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke jokingly thinks Carey has dreams of leaving him

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “U-Dub never heard of it! Getta load of this guy! That’s the best tasting pickle I ever heard!” with an exaggerated New York accent

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s bananas to me that it’s just in there. That’s some frickin’ Nicolas Cage National Treasure shit! (Yes, I know!)”

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Clips From TBTL #2216

Andrew: “Bean is more Andrew than an Andrew”

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Andrew: “Do you have a pair to Sperry?”

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Andrew: “I got two Perrys to Sperrys”

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Andrew: “I really like it too much”

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Andrew: “I still make music beds; but, I only make them for you.”

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Andrew: “I’m getting worse at my job”

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Andrew: “If you can’t be with the Cyber Toomgis you love, love the Cyber Toomgis you’re with?”

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Andrew: “It made me feel both kind of good and sad at the same time; and, I don’t mean sad like a dick.”

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Andrew: “NeanderWalsh!”

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Andrew: “NeanderWalsh! Oh-ho, I like it!”

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Andrew: “Oh-ho, I like it!”

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Andrew: “One of these days, a real e-mail rain is gonna come.”

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Andrew: Singing “Crazy, crazy, crazy” while a song was playing

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “So you like jeans, huh? So you like topsiders, huh?”

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Andrew: Stretched out “Dayum”

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Andrew: “This goes all the way to the top!”

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Andrew: “Well, yeah”

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Andrew: “What are we going?”

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Andrew: “What are we doing, people? What are we doing?”

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Andrew: “What… in the world is going on with this?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Observational almost humor, here we go again (You know)”

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Luke: “Butt gold”

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Luke: “Consider yourself dazzled”

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Luke: “Get ready… for disappointment”

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Luke: “Have fun out there, you Crazy Towners”

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Luke: “I’m sorry, are you talking about cyber?”

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Luke: “I’ve got the debate in my brain”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “My lock screen is my woif! It’s a photo, a very beautiful photo, of my wife. I believe taken by an ex-boyfriend. Let’s not focus on that!”

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Luke: “No, no, I know, we’d, I know, I know, I know… I know! Relax! Jesus!”

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Luke: Saying “Hi. Let’s agree to disagree without being disagreeable” in some kind of Irish accent

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Luke: Saying “That was Living in a Box off the album ‘Living in a Box’ with the song ‘Living in the Box'” as Casey Kasem

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Luke: Singing “I’m-a living in a box. I’m-a loving in a cardboard box. I’m-a loving in a box.”

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Luke: “Tell them how you want your bunghole to feel in your pants”

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Luke: “Toomgis!”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew and Lyndon Johnson would cancel each other out

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Luke and Andrew: Crazy Town Level Donors

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Luke and Andrew: “He’s (Tonight Pants) describing Tonight Pants! He just… Wow.”

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Luke and Andrew: “If you can’t be with the Toomgis you love, love the Toomgis you’re with”

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Luke and Andrew: “NeanderWalsh? NeanderWalsh! Oh-ho, I like it!”

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Clips From TBTL #2215

Andrew: “Are you hoping that I do or do not find ‘Thrall: demonsweatlive’ on the, on the Internet here”

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Andrew: “Aw, shit”

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Andrew: “Boykin! B-Boykin!”

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Andrew: “He looks so good!”

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Andrew: “Hear him, hear him!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh, Lordy”

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Andrew: “Oh, no. Oh, yes!”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Oh, boy”

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Andrew: Saying “I’ll be back” as Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Andrew: Singing “Coffee’s brewin”

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Andrew: Singing “Mama!”

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Andrew: Singing “Mother, mother”

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Andrew: Singing “Mother!”

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Andrew: Singing “Thank u Alaina”

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Andrew: Singing “Thank u Frisco”

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Andrew: Singing “That girl is Boykin’

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Andrew: “That’s a big sound coming from a little man”

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Andrew: “The guy from Fartingham”

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Andrew: “Watching that field goal miss was… one of the most painful Brown moments I’ve had in a long time.”

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Andrew: “What!!?”

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Andrew: “What!!?” #2

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Andrew: Whispering “Son of a gun”

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Andrew: Whispering “Where do you find this stuff?”

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Andrew: “You don’t wanna know”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew got thrown off by imagining that Luke doesn’t have a podcast

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Andrew and Luke: Rub Tuggington or Tug Rubbington

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Andrew and Luke: There is a “Linh Pham” of the Tony Rizzo show on Reddit

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Luke: “Bell Biv DeWalsh”

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Luke: “Bobby Bigwheel”

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Luke: “Buke Tuggington”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “How about, you know, not making his name, ‘Rub Tuggington'”

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Luke: “I hope this doesn’t sound like a backhanded diss, or a front-handed diss, Andrew”

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Luke: “King Shit has arrived”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Long “Awww”

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Luke: “Never trust his big butt and smile”

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Luke: “Oh, boy, indeed”

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Luke: “Oh, speaking of Andrew”

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Luke: “Our Top Story comes to us straight, hot off the presses, hot off the presses of 2010”

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Luke: “The Adventures of Rub Tuggington”

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Luke: “This is the massage that really blows your hair back”

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Luke and Andrew: “I, I felt like I needed to constantly let everybody know that I didn’t think that I was King Shit. Right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Now, it’s Jane Pauley. Who, I’m in love with! You’re a Pauley Pal now. I’m a Pauley Head.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Tug Rubbington? Tug. Or, Rub Tuggington? The Adventures of Rub Tuggington”

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Clips From TBTL #2214

Andrew: “But, it just seems so cheesy to me”

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Andrew: “Do a quick Google on it!”

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Andrew: “Dry, dry, throw on floor.”

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Andrew: “Dry, dry, throw on the floor. Dry, dry, throw on the floor. You never have to use the same towel twice.”

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Andrew: “First of all, I didn’t know that you were in the Klan. Yikes.”

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Andrew: “Inapropes”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “My milkshake brings all the aliens to the yard?”

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Andrew: “No, I’m America’s leading laugher.”

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Andrew: “Now? It’s okay? Now? Okay. Hi, Luke!”

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Andrew: “Ohhh. You’re gonna talk about this?”

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Andrew: “Okay, unpack this.”

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Andrew: Saying “Eight-oh-eight, eight-oh-eight” with an electronic-like voice

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Andrew: “The Browns are just cursed”

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Andrew: “Wait, what?”

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Andrew: “What does that joke mean? What does that observational almost humor mean?”

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Andrew: “Who? What the hell is this woman’s problem?!”

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Andrew: “Your ba-ahdy, as a bor-oard”

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Andrew and Luke: Amy Woo and Amy Whoa

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Andrew and Luke: Breaking the comedy ceiling

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s observational almost-humor. Show title.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Let me think it through a little bit and probably never come up with anything… (Mmmkay)

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Andrew and Luke: “Let’s go back to Garrison, your, uh, role model? Yeah! Yeah. Slash, biological father.”

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Luke: “A Burbank angst fest”

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Luke: “”Hey, Luke! Are you still a pain in everyone’s butt?'”

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Luke: “I was trying to remember that joke!”

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Luke: “It just means that I haven’t gotten my S together on that front”

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Luke: “It’s a real S-hole, I’m gonna be honest with you.”

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Luke: “It’s been a, it’s been a weird few hours here in Lake Phoenix.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Okay, alright, okay, alright!”

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Luke: Saying “Yes” in a weird manner

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Luke: Singing the end of “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” and start of “Louie Louie”

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Luke: “So sue me”

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Luke: “This is… new Luke. What did I do? I just said, ‘Okay,’ and I just let her put the ding-dang thing in front of the book; because, who cares.”

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Luke: “You mess with the bull, you get the content.”

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Luke and Andrew: “By your new friend, Calm Luke? Cool, Calm Luke?”

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Luke and Andrew: Chuckling

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Luke and Andrew: Floating in Interstellar Space

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Luke and Andrew: “For the number of times that I’ve gotten that speech, if the plane started crashing, I would have no idea what to do. I’m telling. I’m gonna tell everybody.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, is it cool if I come over to your house on Monday? Umm, sure, for what? TBTL. Oh, yeah! Either way, I was ‘Yes, and.'”

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Luke and Andrew: “Listen, Andrew. If there’s one thing I’m known for, it’s how laser-focused and clean my almost humor is. And, if I’m known for anything, it’s telling it, telling it like it is.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke almost called TBTL “Live Wire” and asked if Andrew could host it instead

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Luke and Andrew: Luke is mellowing out

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Luke and Andrew: “Now I want to cut all this out. It’s official, we’re not sending this episode of the show into space. (Shit!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know what? The Kingdome was such a shithole, there was probably all manner of stray animals and humans living in there; some of them who played for the Mariners in the 80s. Wow.”

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Clips From TBTL #2213

Andrew: “Don’t start!”

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Andrew: Drawn out “No!”

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Andrew: Funny Giggle

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Andrew: Funny Laugh

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Andrew: “Hi, I’m Andrew, TBTL”

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Andrew: “I read this article tomorrow, so I can’t remember the details of it.”

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Andrew: “I’m staying in my haunted hotel. I love my haunted hotel.”

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Andrew: “I’m taking the bullet for you. Let it ride.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “Oh, God”

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Andrew: “Oh, yes! I remember who the true hero is now!”

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Andrew: “Sorry. I’m a little punchy.”

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Andrew: “That, that was the smoking Vaseline in this case.”

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Andrew: “They’re big this year, man!”

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Andrew: “What about that story–we just brought it up on yesterday’s podcast… today? Um, sorry. I’m a little punchy.”

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Andrew: “You don’t want to know”

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Andrew and Luke: Hinky vs Hanky

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Andrew and Luke: “How many times do we have to explain to people tonight that… we’re making tomorrow’s coffee today. Oh my God.”

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Andrew and Luke: “On the Live Wire announcement for the today’s, for tomorrow’s show. Tomorrow’s coffee? That wasn’t even a joke! Oh, God.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Or, maybe we’re all shrinking. I mean. The lanyards are staying the same size. Wait, who’s drunk? I’m really not drunk!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Who gets to do the beatings? Good question.”

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Luke: “As always at Live Wire bad-boy radio celebrity, Luke Burbank will be hosting a night of fun, culture, and all ’round weirdness.”

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Luke: “At the very least, let it cool before you put it… in your poop chute.”

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Luke: “He was selling them these butt nuggets of gold.”

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Luke: “How is she getting those documents out of the office?”

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Luke: “I’m so uncomfortable just fucking existing.”

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Luke: “Skyjinks, woo”

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Luke: “TBTL”

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Luke: “Three Bosses, One Walsh”

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Luke: “We started today in a hotel bed together, at his hotel, the San Carlos”

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Luke: “You’re gonna have to figure out how I am, cuz I’m not gonna tell ya.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alright, we only have time to do one e-mail quickly; because, it’s almost tomorrow now, as we record this thing… Don’t start!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And one of them had this lanyard on, and then it this ribbon hanging proudly from it that said, ‘First Time Attendee’. That would be the worst!”

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Luke and Andrew: “By way… of his keister. Stop using that legal talk.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t know why I always side with the evil doers of the world, Andrew. How much gold do you have up your ass right now? Maybe that would answer that question. None. Have you smelled that bathroom?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I just realized something, Andrew. You should live in Singapore. Because, I’m a rule follower, or because you want to see me get caned?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m really killing your plausible deniability (Yeah) by talking about it on this show. No. Yeah.”

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Luke and Andrew: Introducing themselves to each other

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s extremely helpful to me that everybody else is wearing a fucking lanyard! Right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is a lot of sarcasm coming from someone who doesn’t own a printer. I do, it’s just a camping printer. I love… Coleman camping printer.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You had gone to use the restroom. That’s a whole thing which we can get into later. Nothing to do with you. I’m, I’m fine. Yeah.”

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