Tag: Andrew Walsh

Andrew: “Can I start a public radio show called, ‘The Oral History of The Bryant Park Project’?”

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Andrew: Chuckle

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “Entitled, entitled, entitled!”

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Andrew: Example base password

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Andrew: “Gawker effed up, man!”

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Andrew: “Hey man, I, I don’t, I don’t get it sometimes.”

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Andrew: “I love Fresca!”

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Andrew: “I’m a Fresca man!”

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Andrew: “I’m like a functioning alcoholic”

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Andrew: “If people are making fun of me, I can say, ‘Hey, you hurt my feelings.'”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Moxie Nerve Food”

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Andrew: “Moxie tastes like, ‘You don’t belong here!'”

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Andrew: “No kidding!”

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Andrew: “Really?!?”

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Andrew: “What’s going on? I almost don’t get it by just hearing the audio.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew just found out, after all these years, Luke is a Fresca man

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Luke: “Ay caramba”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Crazy, wicked hard”

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Luke: Describing what the “Oral History of The Bryant Park Project” would be

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Luke: “I will pour some peach citrus Fresca sparkling flavored soda with other natural flavors. Zero calories per 12 fluid ounce can. Product of the Coca-Cola Company.”

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Luke: “It tastes like Vegemite and band-aids, and Moxie.”

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Luke: “Jeah!”

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Luke: “Loved that Squirt”

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Luke: “Mmm? Mmm? Mmm? How about a Fresca?”

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Luke: “My body is a board. Nothing moves unless Shaun T tells it to.”

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Luke: “Okay, so I loved Squirt. I was always, you know, always excited if a Squirt came into my life. That’s, just… let’s just let that go. Cuz, as I was saying that, I realized just how bad that sounded.”

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Luke: “The combustion may become an explosion here in a minute.”

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Luke: “You know, always excited if a Squirt came into my life.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, I’m gonna take you on a, on a journey with me, and my relationship with citrus flavored soda (Yes!) if I can. This is shaping up to be the best episode of TBTL ever.”

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Luke and Andrew: “God, I’m on fire (Damn!) today.”

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Throughout the show, Luke played a backmasked version of the Success/Fanfare Trumpet drop when things went a little awry or a little off during the show.

Backmasked Success/Fanfare Trumpet

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Andrew: “Blue Doymond!”

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Andrew: “Boy, I’m hearing how stupid this sounds before I’ve even say it this time.”

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Andrew: “Brooklyn, I’m in you!”

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Andrew: “Cold. Dead. Hand.”

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Andrew: “I did some damage on those”

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Andrew: “It’s a pic-a-nic”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Nice!”

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Andrew: “Noice”

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Andrew: “Oh, no.”

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Andrew: “Oh, there goes a skunk!”

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Andrew: “We could do this; but, if we do this, I guess I kinda want to know that we’re doing it.”

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Andrew: “We got real loose, man.”

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Andrew: “Yard games… and jarts!”

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Andrew: “Yas!”

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Andrew: “Yes, that is all coming back to me now.”

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Andrew: “You know me, I get a kick out of that shit.”

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Andrew and Luke: “A drop in the hand is (Uh-huh) worth two in the archive.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew volunteeringly says that we will be wearing nothing but a bowtie and cuffs

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Andrew and Luke: “Blue Doymond! Blue Doymond.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I luke turtles. O RLY?”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “I wish I would know how long those intros are; so, that I would start eating my piece of string cheese a little bit earlier, so I’d be ready to go”

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Luke: “Nice!”

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Luke: “Noice!”

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Luke: “Noice!” #2

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Luke: “Oh my goodness gracious. Did I love me a pudding pop.”

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Luke: “Olive, the Bay Kitty”

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Luke: “Pudding pops!”

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Luke: Saying “Oh yeah, your cousin? She’s a good lawyer, she got them Blue Diamond almonds.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Good luck tonight on the radio show, Mr. Walsh. Oh, thanks. It’ll be… something. Ha!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s also important to remember: we got fired. Yeah, right. Exactly. That’s why I’m doing this at my house right now, in some sweat shorts (Right); cuz, I’m not allowed to have the show on the radio station.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Noice! Oh, God. Oh, no.”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “Dirty Uncle Steve used to be covered in winner’s dust.”

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Andrew: “Don’t forget, you’re talking to a man who knows one of yo–like, knows two of your three passwords.”

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Andrew: “First of all, it’s not called dandruff. It’s called winner’s dust. And you, of all people, should know that.”

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Andrew: “Holy shit snacks”

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Andrew: “I know you’re lying; because, no offense, but you can’t grow a five o’clock shadow.”

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Andrew: “I shouldn’t be broadcasting this, and I don’t know if this is, um… Because, it’s not quality… content.”

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Andrew: “I was just a little turd out there.”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry guys, I like Bud Light. I’m sorry.”

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Andrew: “I’m the one with the podcast now.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Oh, no! I know! Oh, no!”

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Andrew: Playing a clip from “After These Messages” about a Jeep ad with Olympics tie-in

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Andrew and Luke: “I will laugh at every one of your jokes if you promise to not to describe yourself anymore. Oh, my plan finally worked.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, you got the vacation beard. Well, no.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Ten feet away from you and I look in your direction, and I can see that you have something going on on your face. No. No.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Why don’t you save it for the picnic; and then, everybody can touch your face at the picnic. Ooh, I’m, I’m fine with that.”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re just a, you’re just a little turd out there. Just a little turd. You thought you were the shit, but you were like, you were the turd.”

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Luke: “And I’d go, ‘ROS?’ and he’d go, ‘Yep'”

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Luke: Doing a truck ad as Denis Leary

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Luke: Giggling and saying “I love it!”

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Luke: “He needed to dazzle them with a deut.”

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Luke: “I have a, you know, deep insecurity about my masculinity.”

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Luke: “Is it legal to be that insane, America?”

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Luke: “Is that legal?”

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Luke: “Jessica, I don’t, I don’t really believe in heaven; but, if there is a heaven, you just described it.”

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Luke: Lip Smacking

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Luke: “Long story… longer”

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Luke: “My woif!”

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Luke: Reading “I never tell a podcaster how to podcast” from a text message received from Carey

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Luke: Reading “Just my two podcast cents” from a text message received from Carey

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Luke: “ROS: Right On Schedule”

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Luke: Saying something that needs to be Google translated

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Luke: “So, Jessica, game recognize game, tip of the cap and all that.”

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Luke: “That’s what’s weird, my friend.”

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Luke: “The ‘Triple P Ranch’ for short”

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Luke: “Welcome to the new-conomy my friend. Click, click, click. I just ordered them off Amazon.”

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Luke: “YOLO”

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Luke: “YOLO, and the like. Or, YODO, as my mom says.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew asks what “Upper Decking” means and instantly regrets/remembers what it means when Luke starts explaining

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew would have to be making out with Luke to feel the vacation beard stubble

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Luke and Andrew: “Ask me what I’m wearing, Andrew. Refuse to do that. Fool me once. Five o’clock shadow and a smile.”

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Luke and Andrew: Hot streaks of good decisions, Olive Garden and Hospitalia-no

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Luke and Andrew: “I like all, all, all the sports. I do all the different ways. (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire! (Exactly) I wouldn’t piss on that drink if it were on fire.”

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Sound of Andrew throwing something while Luke is talking

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Andrew: “He was only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.”

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Andrew: “No!”

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Andrew: “Oh-ho-hoooo! Not bad!”

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Andrew: “Oh, that’s so good!”

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Andrew: “Peabo Bryhole, or something”

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Andrew: “Power out!”

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Andrew: Singing “If ever I’m in your arms again”

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Andrew: Singing “If ever we podcast shows again”

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Andrew: “The Fletch as we see it!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, no shit, Walsh.”

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Luke: “But, your, your long national wonderful dream is over; and, the nightmare starts again, called me and my Duke’s Sausages for an hour and a half a day, here with you.”

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Luke: “Carey was starting to agitate for, uh, expanding the Burbank brand.”

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Luke: “Cuz, I was waiting for a boob to pop out.”

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Luke: “Four on the Fletch. Wait, that’s not… very… That sounded floorward. That sounded forward.”

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Luke: “He’s a giant among men, and a Hodor among giants. (Hodor) He’s actually been holding the fort down here for the last two weeks.”

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Luke: “I don’t know her business. I don’t know her life. I don’t know what she does at night.”

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Luke: “I meant it as a compliment.”

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Luke: “My name is Luke Burbank. I am your long lost host.”

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Luke: “Nice.”

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Luke: “Notice them, Andrew. Notice them.”

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Luke: “Oh my goodness gracious, everybody! It feels good to be back.”

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Luke: Playing a clip of Dana Chivvis saying “The Weenie Bikini, the Ding-a-ling Sling, the Grape Smuggler, the Miami Meat Tent” from This American Life

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Luke: “Pod-dog is somewhere in the house, hanging out with Pod-cat!”

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Luke: “Rudy is just… I’ll say it, you know… dumb as a post.”

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Luke: Saying “And you don’t do the security line” as Michael Caine

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Luke: Saying “Good day, sir.” as Michael Caine

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Luke: Saying “I changed my name with all the stuff that started with ISIS and all that.” as Michael Caine

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Luke: Saying “Would I do this as Michael Caine?” as Michael Caine

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Luke: Singing “Here and now, a hard rain is going to fall”

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Luke: Singing “If ever you play my songs again”

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Luke: “The enormity of her flat brain”

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Luke: “We have a growing brood of animals now, living here, at the Springs; including, Olive, the other Burbank.”

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Luke: “What is going on in the woods with this maniac?”

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Luke: “‘What’s that all about?’ And then, I became a man, one day I learned.”

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Luke: Whispering “What!!? Don’t do this to me.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is into Chastity Belt the device, not the band

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Luke and Andrew: “Every single episode of TBTL now, just me telling a story about a cat did; cuz, God, that’s not… Well, first of fall, you called dibs on that. (You asshole)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s one job and only job is to not lose Pod-cat

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Luke and Andrew: “Ol’ Uncle Lukie will take it from here. That’s right. Here’s the wheel.”

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Luke and Andrew: “There is going to come a day of reckoning, as you would like to say, a soft rain is gonna fall… Oh, Luke.”

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Luke and Andrew: “They said you were drinking, but, you, you’d only had eight beers. I only had eight–they saying I was drunk.”

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