Tag: Andrew Walsh

Luke: “And I’ll have forgotten about the joke; and then, they’ll say it and I’ll, I’ll either laugh or be filled with secret rage. So, one of the two.”

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Luke: “And so, you’re not living the Santa lifestyle two-four-sev, three-sixty-five.”

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Luke: “Before all that though, we have to say hello to my friend, the official record keeper of this show. The guy who, you know, keeps me, keeps me on point, and keeps me on track; and, does a terrible job of it, if you’ve heard the show.”

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Luke: “But if you, you know, if you Larry the Cable Guy’d that up a little bit”

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Luke: “Hey, I’ve been thinking!”

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Luke: “I mean, seriously, I bet you Cheeky Monkey is jumping off, because… it stuck its finger in its butt and smelled it.”

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Luke: “I’m just excited that I haven’t sworn or said something mildly racist so far.”

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Luke: Imitating the beats used in System Of A Down songs

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Luke: “In three, DuDu, and one.”

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Luke: Luke’s phone chirped away while he was talking

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Luke: Making mouth trumpet sounds and singing “She’s A Lady”

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Luke: Making sounds with his tongue and lips

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Luke: “No, it’s not a fever dream or a bad trip.”

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Luke: “Oh my God. I am going to crap my pants in Branson, Missouri, while a thousand Santas and a thousand Branson residents watch.”

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Luke: “Oh, I’ve got a jolly belly!”

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Luke: “Something called, a, a play called, ‘Jerusalem’ and the guy who is the star is called ‘DuDu Fisher’.”

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Luke: “Two-four-sev, three-sixty-five”

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Luke: “What do… Yeah. What DuDu Fisher do?”

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Luke: “Who’s being a cheeky monkey now? Me, I think.”

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Luke: “Yeah, you know what? Let’s go full Christmas on it.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is a Double Extra Never

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is taking steps to becoming a Super Possessor

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, I have to tell you, I just had a terrible idea. Oh, good.”

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Luke and Andrew: “As we like to say on this show, you know, Thursday is the Friday of the middle week; which means, Wednesday is the Thursday of the middle week. Right.”

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Luke and Andrew: Baldknobbers

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Luke and Andrew: Both trying to sing the “Exciting Celebrate Music” and saying “We make a good team. Yeah… we don’t.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Harvard Yard, park the car (Oh, Christ) Harvard Yard”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m a strict deustructionist. There we go.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s not far from the Crazy Larry’s Cheeky Monkey Bar. There it is, Crazy Craig’s Cheeky Monkey Bar! You’re not kidding.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s phone chirped again while Andrew was saying “…kind of modern way”

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Luke and Andrew: “Now, forgive my terrible, like, Boston accent, but… Let me, hold on, get into the zone. Harvard Yard, park the car (Oh, Christ) Harvard Yard. He was, he’ll, He’ll be saying like… Ah, I’m not gonna do the accent. (No)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Please, please leave your clothes on. Uh, nope, oops… already, already down to the jockstrap here. Yeah… I like that you wear a jockstrap for the show though… Well, you’re, you’re kind of a ball buster. Hey-oh! Doesn’t make tons of sense.”

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Luke and Andrew: Power Out and Missed Poop Joke

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Luke and Andrew: “The Italian restaurant is called ‘Pasghetti’s’. Oh my God.”

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Luke and Andrew: “There’s a place called, I believe it’s called ‘God and Country Theater’? Oh, Christ.”

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Andrew: “And I was just like, ‘Nah’.”

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Andrew: “And, I don’t think anybody is going to deliver on this, cuz they know I’m kind of a dick.”

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Andrew: “And, it was the worst imitation of anything I’ve heard in my life, including the imitations that I do.”

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Andrew: Butchering “Jean Valjean”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “He apparently bought this, didn’t do shit with it”

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Andrew: “I don’t mean to be a jerk about it, but…”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna just be ‘Yes, and’ for the sake of, for the sake of our friendship.”

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Andrew: “I know this just sounds like, ‘Uh yeah, Andrew. You’re describing the American Dream'”

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Andrew: “I’ve, I know nothing about Les Mis, so I don’t know anything about that character. Sorry, and I’m sure I butchered the God damn name.”

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Andrew: “Jer-USA-lem”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “No, leave the outfit on.”

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Andrew: “Oh my God”

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Andrew: “Oh, Christ”

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Andrew: “Oh, good”

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Andrew: “Thank God!”

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Andrew: “Thank God!” #2

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Andrew: “That was a solid power out poop joke.”

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Andrew: “There’s no chance we can just start from the top, is there?”

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Andrew: “Um, prooooob–Um… is there a Crazy Craig’s Cheeky Monkey Shack there?”

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Andrew: “Wait, wait, wait, wait”

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Andrew: “Who’s your favorite reindeer, and don’t say Rudolph.”

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Andrew: “You and I are not hams… I think.”

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Andrew: “You’re a strict hashtagolist!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Circle the wagons. That’s what I was trying to say. I was trying to say ‘circle the wagons’. There’s no chance we can just start form the top, is there? In three, DuDu, and one… Jean Valjean! Uhhh, so much to be embarrassed about.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’ve been thinkin’. I’ve been thinking!”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke is a strict hashtagolist and a strict deustructionist

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Andrew and Luke: Nicknames for Appetizers and Sandwiches

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Andrew and Luke: “Uh, is that Jean Valjean? Is that how you say it? (Yeah) That was embarrassing for me. Yeah, now who’s making fun of DuDu Fisher, Walsh?”

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Andrew and Luke: “What do you, what do you want to know about DuDu Fisher? Actually, don’t answer that. (What’s… what’s?)”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’ve been in similar situations before. Well, I have, but, I mean… They’re never good. Yeah, exactly.”

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Luke used a clip of the pipe organ voice, available as part of Mac OS X’s text-to-speech software, to introduce Andrew Walsh on the show.

Luke: Playing a clip of a pipe organ voice saying “Andrew Walsh, Andrew Walsh. A great place to Cuyahoga Clam, Andrew Walsh.”

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Since I could not get a clean version of the clip from the show, I attempted to reproduce the clip.

Pipe Organ Voice: “Andrew Walsh, Andrew Walsh. A great place to Cuyahoga Clam, Andrew Walsh.”

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Andrew: “Agent! Agent! Agent!”

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Andrew: Andrew botched the Konami code

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Andrew: “Could be a blessing!”

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Andrew: “Don’t let children or sketchy adults anywhere near the cat litter box.”

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Andrew: “Get off my lawn!”

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Andrew: “Ho-ho-ho-hooooo”

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Andrew: “I was just talking to my friend about this last night. Yeah, I got friends.”

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Andrew: “Is that not the biggest F-U, man?”

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Andrew: “Jesus!”

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Andrew: Laughing while saying “Love that you wrote ‘best friend’. Like, who talks like that? You’re 40 years old! Turns out, joke’s on me.”

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Andrew: “Ooh, key change! Holy cow!”

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Andrew: “Press: One, Pound, Pound, Pound, Pound, Pound, Pound, Pound, Pound, Pound, Pound, Pound, Pound, Pound, Pound, Pound, Pound, Pound”

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Andrew: “That’s the way it goes, buddy!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, sorry. I used too many negatives and not enough positives.”

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Andrew: “You’re like the worst!”

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Andrew: “You’re like the worst! Get off my lawn!”

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Andrew and Luke: “He’s the hauty hoddy (Who was a hotty?) with a banging body.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t think it’s gonna be a problem, but it might just be it. But, I also would like to throw out… Maybe a blessing, then? Could be a blessing!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Not like a (No) hotty-boom body (No) with a bangin’ body.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Remote controlly, so… umm… Remote controlly. I actually said it, (Yeah) I’m standing by it.”

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Luke: “Darth Greg”

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Luke: “I felt like I was so in the right, I had so much righteous indignation; which, I, I’m usually in the wrong, Andrew. That’s the thing, it’s a, it’s a strange and confusing feeling for me being in the right.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Luke didn’t have the correct button pushed down and the drop didn’t play on the recording

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Luke: Luke needed to pull himself together after saying “In a collector’s steeries” instead of “In a collector’s series”

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Luke: Spit Take

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Luke: “The hauty hoddy with the naughty body makes…”

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Luke: What Luke would say to a voice response system used by call centers

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Luke and Andrew: “Because my dad can do all of this stuff, if he needed to. We get (that) your dad is super-cool, why do you keep on bragging about your dad all the time?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Could we start saying ‘My ass from the Velvet Underground’? We could. You know what? That’s the beauty of this podcast: we could say anything we want.”

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Luke and Andrew: “”I, Snowbot’ That is a good title.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ve also never heard it called, ‘ass from the underground.’ I know! Honestly, Luke, listen… Just like, co-host to co-host here, (Yes) I think that’s really why I wanted to play that voicemail.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke explaining what a hoddy or hod carrier is and does

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While Luke and Andrew were deep into vacuum talk, Luke decided to start playing a portion of the Counting Crow’s “The Rain King” and attempted to say “vacuum” over the word “rain”. In typical Luke fashion, it didn’t quite turn out right…

Luke and Andrew: Luke trying to say “Vacuum” over the word “Rain” in Counting Crow’s “The Rain King”

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So, I decided to make a cleaner version of what Luke was attempting by finding a version of Luke saying “vacuum” in the clear and mixed it in using Audacity.

Counting Crows and Luke: I am the Vacuum King

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I’m not sure if my version is actually any better, truth be told.

 

Andrew: “But, I say, I say things wrong all the time.”

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Andrew: “God damn, that–I forgot what a jam this is!”

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Andrew: “I don’t follow sports”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what level of, of, of robot love you have.”

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Andrew: “I dunno what I’m doing, Luke. I don’t care about fireworks.”

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Andrew: “I got friends in high places. I don’t know if you know that.”

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Andrew: “‘I know that guy! That guy is a friend of mine!’ and they’re like ‘Wait, what?'”

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Andrew: “I mean, he sent me a photo, that took my breath away and scared me. Thanks a lot for scaring me, Dave.”

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Andrew: “I was on the receiving end of a little bit of vacuum jealousy this weekend; and, dude, it made me feel so good.”

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Andrew: “Just click the link, Walsh.”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Oh my God.”

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Andrew: “Row-buts”

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Andrew: “Slow down, Dr. Demento!”

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Andrew: “This isn’t answering any of your questions.”

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Andrew: “We need one of those.”

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Andrew: “Why can’t we have nice things?”

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Andrew and Luke: “It was all 360 spins and slam dunk pointers for me this weekend, Luke. (Yeah?) It was all sport, all sport talk.”

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Luke: “Andrew, I need you to b-block out the haters”

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Luke: “Andrew, you have so little from your childhood that you feel good about. Let’s not take this song away from you.”

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Luke: “Long story longer”

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Luke: Mourning Edition

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Luke: “Oh, great. So, this same clip of tape has screwed both of us over.”

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Luke: “She has just been going ba-nuts”

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Luke: “Well, well, well. Hello there, everybody”

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Luke: Whispering “I think it was particularly annoying to Carey to have to go over, and like, pick it up and move it.”

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Luke: Whispering “Now, I’m really whispering.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew busts out laughing when the party horn hits while Luke plays “Exciting Celebrate Music”

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Luke and Andrew: “I need you to just surround those, those thoughts with a beautiful pearl of not giving a shit. Right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I really love that you are whispering, (I just…) it’s weirdly conspiratorial. Also, the irony is, if she listens to the podcast, she’ll hear it even though I’m whispering. So, this serves no purpose. She’ll just turn up the volume, just like everyone else.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke continues to whisper when talking about Carey and the cleanliness of the house and Andrew joins in

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Luke and Andrew: Luke is whispering when talking to Andrew about the Roomba because Carey is down the hall

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Luke and Andrew: “Sí se puede. Yes we can!”

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Luke and Andrew: “We… had to buy a Roomba for the pool. Oh my God.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Where’s my rimshot to not use it? I just want to know where it is, so I don’t have to use it.”

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Since TBTL #2155 fell on the Fourth of July, Luke and Andrew took the day off and replayed the Fourth of July episode from last year. The following clips were from the bantering the occurred as they were introducing the repeat.

Andrew and Luke: “Dude! And, I don’t have to leave the yard. Perfect. Everybody wins.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Travel back in time one… year… ago to… I don’t know why I made it sound haunting (One-one-one, year-year…)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You don’t have to leave your kiddie pool you like to sit in. Yes! Filled with hot dogs. Yes, ooh. Ooh-hoo-hoo, sorry! That’s an image that will haunt my nightscape.”

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Andrew: “And, also Luke, I can’t see your face.”

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Andrew: “And, I just, like, turned into, like, the grumpiest man in the world.”

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Andrew: “Carol, hold my calls.”

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Andrew: “Come on!”

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Andrew: Describing how he provided the perfect Seattle experience

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Andrew: “Everybody relax. Luke, talk about Fallujah some more.”

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Andrew: “I did everything wrong. Something happened to me yesterday and I did everything wrong.”

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Andrew: “I gave them the perfect God damn Seattle experience.”

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Andrew: “I hate, hate, hate”

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Andrew: “It does not bother me!”

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Andrew:  Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Oh! What show are you working on? Oh!”

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Andrew: “Ohhh, that sounds good.”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “So my point is, I’m interesting once a year for this show, whether I need to or not, and it wasn’t been a year yet.”

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Andrew: “Something’s going on with Chrome, it keeps crashing on me today!”

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Andrew and Luke: “And also, I mean, it could be the bigger crowds; but, they’re still piping in the sounds like the Seahawks do. How dare you, you Cleveland Brown [sic] fan.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew let the cat out

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Andrew and Luke: “Did you poop? No, I’ve been having some trouble with that.”

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Luke: Andrew is Sonny to Luke’s Cher and is peanut butter to Luke’s Fluffer-Nutter

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Cuz, I have no standards.”

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Luke: “For some ka-roke”

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Luke: “Geez, that’s a busy double-wide.”

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Luke: “How dare you, you Cleveland Brown [sic] fan.”

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Luke: “I don’t know why I gotta turd up this punch bowl.”

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Luke: “I dunno”

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Luke: “I dunno. I still… I have to, I have to admit that, even with all of the controversy, the first in my mind was, I need to e-mail our producer at Live Wire and say, ‘Hey, can you see if Gay Talese wants to come on?’ Cuz, I have no standards.”

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Luke: “It’s exciting to be here, in my actual home office/sort of janky radio studio where I can play my little sound effects, like this one (Perro)”

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Luke: “Son of a bitch!”

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Luke: “This fills me with rage, Andrew.”

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Luke: “Umm, there’s a lot you don’t know about Carey.”

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Luke: “What the heck happened to you yesterday?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I love it, that’d be great. We could just pretty much cancel the rest of the show and just do that. That’s what I was hoping for.”

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