Clips From TBTL #2138: Luke Burbank and Steve Neuman Edition

Luke: “Amy Wielunski, known for her drawings of tall ships.”

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Luke: “Boredified”

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Luke: “But, some people are cheating when it comes to building their beef castle.”

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Luke: “Hempler’s”

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Luke: “Hot mic”

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Luke: “Huh?”

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Luke: “I don’t know you, but I need you to hear this mixtape that my friend Andrew made.”

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Luke: “I will club a seal to make a deal!”

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Luke: “I won’t be undersold!”

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Luke: “King and Bunny!”

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Luke: Recreating what it’s like to have a phone conversation through a car’s hands-free system

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Luke: Singing the “If you wanna get a deal, go see Cal. If you wanna get a deal, go see Cal!” jingle

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Luke: “That was, as Andrew, as you would like to say, that was me kidding on the square.”

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Luke: “That whole joke was basically, like, ‘I’m gay!'”

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Luke: “Wait a second, wait a second. Hold on.”

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Luke: “When I pulled up to the In-N-Out drive-thru at LAX and I was listening to TBTL. That’s not, that’s a bridge too far, my friend.”

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Luke: “Ya turkeys!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let me dab while I drop some deuts on you. They’re worn by men… Dazzling Deuts? Dazzling Deuts!!! And, we have the show title.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Like, whatever. You’re still mad that I refer to you as the poor man’s John Moe. You got to get over that! Why, why do you let that bother you so much, partner?”

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Luke and Steve Neuman: “A man grows up in St. Cloud, Minnesota, he learns a few things about pronouncing… Did you actually grow up in St. Cloud? No, I grew up in Hector, Minnesota. Oh, yeah. A guy grows up in Hector, Minnesota, he learns a thing or two about last names like Wielunski.”

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Luke and Steve Neuman: “If we’re known for one thing on this show, it’s just our fast facts. It’s that we get to the point, quick to the point, the point, no fakin’. Cookin’ MCs like a pound of bacon.”

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Luke and Steve Neuman: “Shul’s back for summer. Shul’s back forever. That was… not good.”

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Luke, Steve Neuman and Andrew: Donating at the thousand dollar level

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Steve Neuman: “And Amy, clearly, spent enormous amounts of too much time, which would have been five minutes; but, still, too much time.”

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Steve Neuman: “Hello, boys. How are you?”

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Steve Neuman: “Just an ocean of funk”

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Steve Neuman: “Oh, shit. What are we doing here?”

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Steve Neuman: “Ooh!”

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Steve Neuman: “Piper, Luke’s enemy”

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Steve Neuman and Andrew: “I was gonna quickly sharpshoot Andrew and say, it’s only ten dollars a month for a water bottle. I’m sorry. Geez! Thank you, Stu. No problem.”

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Steve Neuman, Andrew and Luke: Minnehaha is not a big laugh

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Steve Neuman and Luke: “You’re the lead dog, so the scenery is changing all the time! And… scene.”

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Clips From TBTL #2138: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “Crazy Lukie”

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Andrew: Grumbling and mumbling

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna shit talk my own work”

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Andrew: “I wish my great-grandmother, my babci, were still alive so I could send her that picture; and, she would say to me, ‘Eat, honey, eat!’ That’s what she used to say when she felt like we weren’t eating enough food.”

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Andrew: “I’m Robert Smith!”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry. Geez!”

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Andrew: “If I’m with somebody, you keep movin’!”

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Andrew: “It’s not appropriate for TBTL.”

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Andrew: “Look at me! I’m being a little Sean DeTore over here; just, pushing all the buttons and the faders.”

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Andrew: “No”

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Andrew: “Oh, no. What if Luke and Carey are on the same floor as me.”

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Andrew: “The pledge drive is the membership drive of the middle week.”

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Andrew: “This is stealing your story and turning it into mine”

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Andrew: “This time I just walk by him and was like, ‘Well, that was polite!’ But, I was kind of, just like, probably looking at my shoes when I said that. It probably sounded like [grumbling and mumbling].”

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Andrew: “We’re killin’ it.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing to Luke saying a funny

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Andrew and Luke: Crazy Lukie’s Lunchbox Emporium

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Andrew and Luke: “Dazzling Deuts? Dazzling Deuts!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I could have done something better there. (No, I, I respect) No, I could’ve done something better. I respect your bravery. I interrupted you for a failed joke. That’s a… Agh, I hate that!”

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Andrew, Luke and Steve Neuman: “I was really embarrassed last night, Luke… Does not sound like you. No.”

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Andrew, Luke and Steve Neuman: Rickommending

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “But, that’s not, I mean, that’s not a ringing endorsement. No, it’s not!”

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: Medeski Martin & Won’t

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “That’s why they call you ‘Crazy Luke’, it’s because you’re crazy! Steve Nelson thinks they’re nuts!”

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Clips From TBTL #2137: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: Exhales

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Luke: “I just don’t want to even explain what a Bellingham is.”

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Luke: “I know, I know, I know”

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Luke: “It’s weird, because the Dreamcatcher segment is both a carrot and a stick.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Operation: Fish For Compliment. Complete success.”

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Luke: Reading from an article “And while we ethically don’t approve, viral media is impossible for us to regulate. Welcome to the jungle.”

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Luke: Reading from an e-mail “My eldest has some Burbankian traits and my youngest has more of a Walsh bent.”

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Luke: “Take me down to the Donut City, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.”

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Luke: “That’s pretty bitchin'”

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Luke: “This is so good!”

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Luke: “Ungh-D-D-D-D.J. Hodor.”

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Luke: “What are you talking about, dude!?!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I bet your kids are going to be great. Yeah, especially the Walsh one. He may need some help. He, I mean, I would watch that one. I would watch… Just keep an eye on that one. I think the Burbanky one will be, will be cool. He will be real cool.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I think Hodor is doable. What does that make me, Bran? I’m not carrying your ass around! Nice try.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m like Sarah Palin, I can see Juárez from my hotel room, isn’t that crazy? Sarah doesn’t see Juárez.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Part thought experiment, part Jeff Foxworthy. You know you’re a Ten if? Yes.”

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Luke and Andrew: There will and shall be LARPing

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Clips From TBTL #2137: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “All snark aside, for a moment.”

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Andrew: “Are we the Game of Thrones of podcasting? I don’t know.”

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Andrew: “Are you serious, you guys are, like, has-beens!”

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Andrew: “But, slashfic. That word, it doesn’t mean what you think it means.”

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Andrew: “But, the show must go on. So… sometimes. When you’re Axl Rose.”

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Andrew: “Don’t even get me started.”

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Andrew: Drawn out “No”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Okay”

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Andrew: “Dress ’em up”

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Andrew: “Hey, Luke. As the Hodor of podcasting, things do not end well for me, do they?”

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Andrew: “Holdoor!”

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Andrew: “How rude.”

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Andrew: “I started talking about hot dogs and whether or not I might buy one; but, probably not, depending if the lady is still there.”

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Andrew: “I’m good at stealing other people’s shit.”

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Andrew: “It was like seven minutes in hell.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I get it”

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Andrew: “Music belongs to everybody!”

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Andrew: “Notice me Senpai!”

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Andrew: “Sorry, I’m in airplane mode.”

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Andrew: “This is very PC Andrew.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I still don’t know what I’m doing yet. Don’t worry, Stu. None of us do.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m gonna say a word: Notice. Me Senpai.”

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Andrew and Luke: “It is a version of fan fiction that, I believe, heavily relies on sexual situations. That’s what I’m talking about. Oh! My mis–You know what? There I go, interrupting you again and making a fool of myself.”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke thinks Andrew is just trying to get more Twitter followers

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Clips From TBTL #2136

During the show, Andrew decided to have his computer say a few things that he wrote, as a play on the topic of Google Magenta generating its own music.

Computer: “I always thought I wrote good e-mails. Oh well. I guess I’ll keep practicing.”

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Computer and Luke: “I think I love you, Luke. Call me. Oh my God.”

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Computer, Andrew and Luke: “Dear Luke, I wrote you this e-mail because I care. Signed, Computer. So, I don’t know… Why am I turned on right now?”

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Also, listener Brian (or Bryan) left a voicemail for Luke and Andrew asking a question about the TBTL-a-thon. As part of asking the question, Brian (or Bryan) said it was a dumb question, also known as the most “TBTL question in the world”, which Luke and Andrew took umbrage.

Listener Brian (or Bryan), Luke and Andrew: “I have a dumb question, the most TBTL question in the world actually. How dare you? I know.”

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Andrew: “I didn’t read the story, as you can tell.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Let’s do the numbers.”

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Andrew: “No, really!”

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Andrew: “Robb effed up!”

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Andrew: “Row-buts”

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Andrew: Squeaking sound

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Andrew: “We’ll just make it radio, that’s my world.”

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Andrew: “Yeah. I mean you say that, but TBTL will be around.”

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Andrew and Luke: “He’s totally Burbanking! He Burbanked the hell out of it! He Burbanks Burbank.”

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Andrew and Luke: Public radio fund drive fetishists

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Luke: “All we want is every dime that you make, all year long. That’s it!”

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Luke: “And Ryssdal waits for no man, Andrew; and, certainly, no podcast.”

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Luke: “Get your mind in the gutter, dude!”

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Luke: “I, I hit a clinker when I wanted to hit a clunker.”

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Luke: “If you are listening to this show for the very first time today, this is gonna be weird. Just, you know, I guess, buckle up.”

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Luke: “If you would like me to be able to have the money to buy some self-esteem, ladies and gentlemen, we need you to donate to the TBTL-a-thon.”

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Luke: “Oh, that’s beautiful.”

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Luke: “So, check this out”

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Luke: “Stay woke.”

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Luke: “We, for one, would like to welcome our robot overlords.”

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Luke: “What are you wearing? A tote bag.”

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Luke: Whispering “Kai Ryssdal”

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Luke: “Who let the dog out? That’s what I want to know.”

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Luke: “You just, you want to be asleep. Stay woke… when it comes to why TBTL doesn’t sound as good as it should.”

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Luke: “You never go full Burbank.”

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Luke: “You’re the Wazer who cried car fire.”

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Luke and Andrew: “And there, those dudes will let their beards out, and he said it was insane. I’m sorry, who, who lets the beards out? Hey, listen. You made the ‘Who let the dog?’ joke out at the top of the show while my mic was off.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t Burbank a Burbank though. Never Burbank and Burbank.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Here she is. She’s young, but she’s a ball buster! (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: No money, no funny. No dollar, no holler…

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Luke and Andrew: “Who let the dog out, (Oh, come on! You can’t have it both ways) the dog out. I’m also, by the way, I’m like, I’m two and half seconds behind the music.”

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Clips From TBTL #2135: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “And this is the crazy thing about life on this big blue marble: it goes really fast, Andrew.”

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Luke: Glitchy or awkwardly edited “At the twenty”

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Luke: “Hello there everybody. I’m your host, Luke Burbank, coming to you from Studio X.”

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Luke: “Hey everybody, you know what time it is? It’s the TBTL-a-thon!”

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Luke: “I was not the straw that was stirring that drink. I was the little, I was a fly inside an ice cube, floating around in that drink, hoping that I just got stirred over towards where I need to be.”

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Luke: “If you have, like, drop a deuce while someone holds you by the armpits confidence”

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Luke: “It is TBTL-a-thon time, once again.”

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Luke: “Oh, damn!”

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Luke: “Oh, no. I shouldn’t have called you out on that. I could tell you’re Burbanking it here.”

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Luke: “Oh, yeah.”

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Luke: “This is a public radio program… yes it is.”

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Luke: “Three Chins and A Little Baby?”

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Luke: “We’re not 100% sure if this is TBTL-a-thon #6 or TBTL-a-thon #7. If anybody out there knows, we’d love to hear from you.”

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Luke: Whistling

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Luke and Andrew: “Day plan. Day plan. Enemy of the night plan.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I have so many times done things where I’m like, ‘Can you move this?’ and then they move it; and then, ‘Oh, actually, just kidding. (Right) Can we go back to the first thing?'”

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Luke and Andrew: “If you put a gun to my head, I couldn’t drop a deuce while someone was holding me by my armpits. I know, especially me! That kid’s, that kid’s just like, that kid’s level of confidence, when it comes to BMs, is, is impressive. I know, the whole thing!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke allowed Luke to propose an idea

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, you knew; cuz, she hadn’t wiped her butt. (Well, that’s one thing…) That’s… Shoulder rides are out. Shoulder rides are off the list.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You can wipe your friends and you can wipe your butt; but, you can’t wipe your friend’s butts. Exactly… Exactly.”

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