Andrew Walsh – Page 340 – Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew and Luke: “Would you say that your name is Fred Flintstone and you’re here to say that you love Fruity Pebbles in a major way? Now, that, to me is OG.”

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Luke: “Accoutrement”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘No Drive-Through’ Walsh”

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Luke: “Fuck that guy”

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Luke: “I like hip-hop, and I’m here to work out, and I’m all out of bubble gum.”

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Luke: “Nah, it’s not my guy. I hope that’s not my guy. I don’t want to interview that guy, he looks like a dick.”

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Luke: “Now, that, to me is OG.”

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Luke: Reciting lyrics from Rob Base’s “It Takes Two”

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Luke: Singing “And then we went to the labyrinth to the place.”

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Luke: “So, this is the famous CD collection.”

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Luke: “Southwest Plumbing! The one to call for all your gigolo needs. They have a jingle, I just sang it for you.”

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Luke: “These are the wonderful people who made this bitchfest possible; and, by that, I just mean me complaining about somebody who had a thought about something I said.”

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Luke: “We’ve given up on this with TBTL… With Live Wire, we’re still trying.”

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Luke: “Well, my name is Luke Burbank and I’m here to say, I love doing TBTL in a major way.”

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Luke: “You a ratchet chick, we all know that.”

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Luke: “You know, you make a few omelettes, you break a few eggs.”

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Luke: “You’re my Jiminy Cricket, and I appreciate it.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, I don’t want all, I don’t want all hip-hop music to just be, you know, Rob Base ‘It Takes Two’ for the rest of time. Yes you do! A little bit.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It was Rynn Lossetta Rasper. I’m familiar.”

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Clips From TBTL #2071

March 9, 2016 March 9, 2016

Listener Jason sent in a recording of a TBTL commercial for “Tonight Pants” and it was played towards the end of TBTL #2071.

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Andrew: “A noobie, doobie, doobie! That’s how I sing it.”

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Andrew: “But, she also must be feeling, ‘Well, dickhead didn’t really help me find a place at all.'”

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Andrew: “Drawn out ‘I have'”

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Andrew: Funny Laugh

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Andrew: “I didn’t do shit here.”

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Andrew: “I was cut off, like pretty hardcore.”

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Andrew: “I’m a hippie.”

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Andrew: “It’s just me, my Road Dog, who happens to be a cat, and the open highway.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I know!”

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Andrew: Saying “There are going to be problems.” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Scatting

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Andrew: Singing “…drop kicked your jacket”

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Andrew: “Spiral of insecurity”

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Andrew: “This is more of a mindfuck, though, if you excuse my language.”

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Andrew: “This one’s for the vault!”

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Andrew: “Two, young, good looking brosefs.”

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Andrew: “Welcome to my temporary abode, my dude!”

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Andrew: “Well, things aren’t going great in the marriage right now; so, we’re gonna get pregnant.”

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Andrew: “What you need to do is you need to do a segment on turtles and be turtling the whole time.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Wouldn’t you say that Sunday is the new Thursday? (Yep)”

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Luke: “I got a bogey at 12 o’clock, I’m getting PT Cruised so hard! And Carey is like, ‘Yeah, cuz we’re in Port Townsend and that’s the point.'”

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Luke: “I would get ham-boned!”

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Luke: “If Carey finds out, I’m in a lot of trouble.”

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Luke: “IRL”

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Luke: “Oh, yeah!”

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Luke: “Our Top Story today actually comes to us by way of one Andrew Walsh, who, who’s bailing me out.”

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Luke: Singing “Rag Doll livin’ in a movie”

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Luke: “We are two bros broing it up.”

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Luke: Whispering “Cat might have been doing you a favor.”

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Luke: “You said you missed you outlet, of when you didn’t do the show last week. Now, you have an outlet!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It would be terrible if somebody made a mistake on this show, Andrew. I know! We’ve made it this far with zero factual errors.”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2070

March 8, 2016 March 8, 2016

Andrew: “And, the Ashland Aardvarks! Naw, I just made that one up. They both start with an A though.”

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Andrew: “Aww, son of a bitch!”

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Andrew: “Hey! I’m still funny, I still got it!”

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Andrew: “How much can you hear the echo on my voice; because, I’m telling you man, I am in an empty room with bare walls and wooden floors; and, I must sound like I’m talking to you from a garage somewhere.”

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Andrew: “I don’t know.”

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Andrew: “I felt like a thirsty man drinking water for the first time”

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Andrew: “I’ll make you laugh while Luke is doing his ha-ha jokes.”

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Andrew: “It was a flaming bag of New York Times.”

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Andrew: “It’s a question statement. It’s a, it’s a qua– It’s a quatement.”

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Andrew: “It’s one groof.”

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Andrew: “It’s too hot for my blood.”

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Andrew: “Like, I’m just gonna Alpha Cat this.”

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Andrew: “Man! I feel bad about myself.”

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Andrew: “No!”

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Andrew: “Oh God, I had a death grip on the steering wheel”

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Andrew: “Oh, getting towards livable my ass.”

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Andrew: “Oh, I miss doing this show!”

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Andrew: Stressful Groan

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Andrew: “That’s right. We have the planes!”

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Andrew: “Theo ‘Road Dog’ Murray”

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Andrew: “There is just so much that can go wrong!”

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Andrew: “They’re just, they’re just turds in the punch bowl, Luke.”

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Andrew: “To treat yo’self”

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Andrew: “What!?!?”

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Andrew: “What, what, what is, what is your point!?!? Are you saying… Do you like the movie Batman?”

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Andrew: “Who’s gonna teach the teachers? That’s what I wanna know.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, I know a guy who knows a guy, whose (Yeah) cousin’s wife, I think”

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Andrew and Luke: “Ya (Dingus) Dingus!”

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Luke: “As my mom would say, ‘Get ugly all over me.'”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Did ya guys go to any, like, fun diners, or dive bars, or even drive-ins. Did you have any Fieri sightings is what I really wanna know.”

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Luke: “Ha!”

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Luke: “I’m glad to hear that a change of, a change of states from California to Washington hasn’t done nothing to dim your sense of humor.”

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Luke: “It may be weird!”

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Luke: “It’s like God’s urinal up here. It’s beautiful.”

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Luke: “It’s not that nice!”

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Luke: “Podsplain”

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Luke: “So, it’s not a good idea for me to open this… Pandora’s Complaint.”

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Luke: “This is why we can’t have nice things; because, of Internet.”

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Luke: “Wheeeooooo!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Fox, Chicken and Grain. (Mmm-hmm) That sounds like a law firm.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I like that you didn’t go with the gender normative; even though, I know that these are all guys who suck. Yes, exactly! They could also be ladies who suck.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m not saying you make me feel horrible about myself, you’re one of the few people who make me feel better about myself. Asshole!”

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Luke and Andrew: Jerrys, Nazis and Andrew misses doing TBTL

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Luke and Andrew: Luke doing an impression of an airplane pilot speaking over a PA

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2067

March 5, 2016 March 5, 2016

Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: Chuckling #2

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Andrew: Eye Widening Sound

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Andrew: “How dare you talk to Genevieve that way. That is rude.”

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Andrew: “How much is this chicken? How much is this chicken?”

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Andrew: “I always forget that you’re a Home-Alonian philosopher. That’s my fault.”

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Andrew: “I don’t want anything to change, ever!”

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Andrew: “I feel like history smiles on those who make that argument. I don’t want anything to change, ever!”

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Andrew: “I follow rules. I follow rules!”

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Andrew: “I really wanted to be like, ‘She’s not with me.'”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Ploop, ploop, ploop”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Teriyaki bowl!”

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Andrew: “That’s not what ‘back that up’ means, Walsh.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I know.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I know. Crazy Town.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I’m a chipster.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing and Luke saying “By that, I just mean”

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Andrew and Luke: “I watched somebody lost their shit, at the, at the grocery store! So… Like, out of their butt? No, no, no, I’m sorry, not in the, not in the Burbankian way. Oh, okay.”

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Andrew and Luke: “See? It’s my hot take. I think… it’s hot, it’s steaming hot…”

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Andrew and Luke: “Thanks and good luck with the show when I’m gone. Don’t make it too good! No, there’s zero danger of that.”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘It’s an illusion’ Walsh”

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Luke: “‘Cuz I listen to, like, a lot of Canadian radio now; cuz, I live up here in the Tijuana of Canada.”

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Luke: “Did anyone save room for dessert?”

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Luke: Explaining what he would like Life Lock to be