Tag: Andrew Walsh

Andrew: “Any way you splice it!”

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Andrew: “Dun dun dun dunnn”

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Andrew: “HTML website with a bunch of just janky shit all over it.”

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Andrew: “I feel that if you have to go on stage with a tucked-in shirt and no jacket to hide your thunder; like, I can completely understand.”

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Andrew: “I mean… Oh, I don’t know. You said a lot of things there; but, I mean…”

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Andrew: “I think you maintain a pretty chill-bro attitude.”

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Andrew: “Is he talking about… his Wiener Schnitzel?”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “What?”

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Andrew: “Luke? Luke, you fool!”

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Andrew: “Oh, that’s right! They were called gag bags!!! Good on you!”

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Andrew: “Picture this. Go, go on this imagination journey with me.”

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Andrew: “Tell me that’s not your segue into thanking the supporters of the day… Or, is it!?!”

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Andrew: “You know what? I can’t dance around it.”

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Andrew and Luke: “A normal person would have taken off the jacket, did I? Of course, I didn’t! Because, the jacket was hiding my thunder; and, in this case, thunder means belly. Effectively! Effectively, it was hiding my belly thunder.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew has an itch on his back and Luke thinks sending an attachment might help

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Andrew and Luke: “I think there are a lot of people who are listening right now, or a lot of peop… I don’t think there are a lot of people listening right now. Yeah, let’s not get carried away. Sorry… Awww!”

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Andrew and Luke: Seasonal Basement Disorder

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, Luke. I read an article about this this morning, and if, and if I’m hearing you right, things are gonna get really complicated on TBTL. Nope, because we’re gonna, we’re gonna gloss over most of it.”

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Luke: “Accoutrement. Accoutrement!?!”

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Luke: “And I was just like, ‘Yeah! Shut up about this stuff Burbank!'”

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Luke: “Everything, you think, you know, is wrong.”

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Luke: Giggling

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Luke: “Hey! We should go on the universal calendar where Luke doesn’t know what the year is. That’d be good idea.”

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Luke: “Howdy doody”

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Luke: “I don’t know why I’m now being coy about saying public hair. I already, I already claimed to have a large member on this show. Like, now I’m getting cute about not talking about Tobias’s public region.”

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Luke: “I don’t know, like a more… just kind of, go with the flow, bro. That is the tempo.”

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Luke: “I will be approaching peak freak.”

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Luke: “I’ve also had, mmm, four cups of coffee today, Andrew. I am, I’m vibratory.”

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Luke: “Nope.”

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Luke: “She’s leaving me, isn’t she?”

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Luke: “Strap in listeners!”

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Luke: “Yeah, I was trying to describe my belly, and my penis; which is enormous and just keeping it contained is so difficult.”

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Luke: “You fools! You pheasants!”

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Luke and Andrew: Describing his sports coat requirements

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, the thing of it is, Andrew, who cares, right? Like, (Cares about what?) it’s a radio show. I’m not even talking about this podcast.”

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Luke and Andrew: Who Let The Cat Out?

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Andrew: “Aww, God damn it!”

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Andrew: “God damn you!”

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Andrew: “I don’t think I’ve been this excited about anything in a really long time; but, that has to do with me being dead inside.”

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Andrew: “I might have Italian food!”

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Andrew: “I wasn’t even supposed to work today.”

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Andrew: “It’s not for me.”

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Andrew: “Maybe I’ll have a Romanian dinner when I go home tonight!”

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Andrew: “Nailed it.”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! Please, no. Don’t take me into your pleasure pit.”

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Andrew: “Ohhh, I would be getting the obligation chocolate.”

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Andrew: “Or, you know what, we can commit to doing it and never do it. I mean, that happens to every show anyway.”

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Andrew: “Power out!”

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Andrew: “Sorry, I’m bad at describing things. Call me KIRO!”

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Andrew: “That is ridic!”

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Andrew: “That’s the joke.”

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Andrew: “The Stabbin’ Cabin”

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Andrew: “This is like Drunk History, only I’m not drunk and it’s Game of Thrones.”

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Andrew: “Uhh, I gotta record some Blue Apron promos!”

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Andrew: “What!?!”

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Andrew: “Why is the show so sexy today?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hit him right upside the head with some Burbank and Walsh, what do you think of that? Burbs upside your head, I said, Burbs upside your head. Say what!?!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I might have Italian food! And there’s nothing (And there’s…) wrong with it! And you can spin it and twist it however you see fit.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’ve never heard of it; but, you probably know words better than I do. Ummm, I don’t know about that.”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing and Chuckling

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Andrew and Luke: “My back hasn’t blown out in a really long time, but… Oh, good.”

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Andrew and Luke: “That is ridic! Right? Yeah!”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Dude, it was in kine. Ahh, that… Dakine, man!”

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Luke: “I don’t want to enter into your, your personal Stabbin’ Cabin, Walsh.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Mo Rocca and Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me!

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Luke: “This is cool, man.”

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Luke: “What ever happened to waterbeds!?!”

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Luke: “What was that recording?”

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Luke and Andrew: “The password to get into the Stabbin’ Cabin is TB… God damn you! I’m seriously gonna quit the show and go take a shower right now.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Which is ironic. Yeah, yes it is. It’s like having, it’s like having a thousand knives when all you need is a spoon. That’s right.”

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Andrew: “But my dream is. You know what my dream is? Have a desk near a window and watch people walk by.”

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Andrew: “Do I stutter!”

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Andrew: “Good Lord! Are you serious? Is that what you just did?”

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Andrew: “Holy cow!”

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Andrew: “How long has it been back there?”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I know! I love it.”

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Andrew: “Like my grandfather who go [sic] to Applebee’s every Sunday and order a God damn steak, and then complain about the steak not being good; because, it’s a God damn Applebee’s steak.”

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Andrew: “LOL. Ah, LOL.”

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Andrew: “No, I’ll talk about it. I’ll talk about it!”

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Andrew: “Shannonball Johnson!!!”

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Andrew: “Well… yes and no.”

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Andrew: “When I threw that bomb, I knew I was kind of throwing a bomb.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, apologies only work when it’s not part of a pattern.”

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Andrew: “Yeah!”

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Andrew: “You know what that is? It’s WAC.”

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Andrew: “You want freedom of speech, go, go somewhere where… Go to the park, and shout at the birds!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s walkie-talkie nickname could be “Sausage Daddy” or “Rubber Ducky”

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Andrew and Luke: Giving trucker nicknames to each of the show sponsors of the day

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh-ho, certainly not because I made any plans! Okay.”

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Luke: “Design things for the Burbs, bro!”

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Luke: “Did it for the LOLs.”

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Luke: “I can already feel it in in my bones.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Making a throat clearing sound

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Luke and Andrew: “And the problem is that the Seattle Athletic Club, when you go into the sauna, you have to look at a lot of SAC. Which is also unpleasant. Right, right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “He said, ‘Listen to the Luke, bro!’ over eleven times during his MTV Award. That’s right, that’s right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s like stage left… in the lower left. Stage left. So, it’s Luke left. Yes. It’s Luke left. Andrew right. Mmm-kay.”

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Luke and Andrew: “L.O.L. LOL. Ah, LOL. Did it for the LOLs.”

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Luke and Andrew: Making a throat clearing sound and Andrew saying “Good Lord! Are you serious? Is that what you just did?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, Shannonball Johnson! Shannonball Johnson!!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Wait, wait. Free band-aids? Free, gently used band-aids? Are you kidding me? I know.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, wait ’til life beats him down. (Yeah!)”

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Andrew: “And I’m God damn obsessed with it.”

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Andrew: Doing his deep and weird voice again

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Andrew: Generation X

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Andrew: “God!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why nobody is signing up for my fashion podcast; in which, I describe average fashion designs!”

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Andrew: “I should’ve done a Burbank.”

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Andrew: “It was so cheesy!”

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Andrew: “Kardashian! Kardashian! Kardashian!”

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Andrew: “OrWaCaMa!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “There’s something going on here.”

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Andrew: “This show is bottomless.”

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Andrew: “We are the hot dog story podcast of record.”

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Andrew: “What do you think of that shit?”

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Andrew: “Who? Who-Who?”

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Andrew: “You don’t!?!?”

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Andrew: “Your producer’s head just exploded, by the way. I heard it.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I never had to ask you, ‘Who let the dog out?’ You!”

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Luke: Attempting to do a David Schwimmer impression

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Luke: “I don’t even think that joke makes any sense.”

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Luke: “I’ve had it with these motherfucking vapes on this motherfucking plane.”

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Luke: “If you ever feel like you’re taking things into a non-interesting direction, you can, you can fall back on the knowledge that I will take it in an even less interesting direction. I will always make what you were talking about sound way more interesting.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, God! God have mercy”

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Luke: “Oh, God! May God have mercy on the kid who got Pro Wings and wore them to school.”

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Luke: “Polishing our own squirrel horn”

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Luke: “Professional broadcasting ladies and gentlemen at its finest.”

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Luke: Saying “Der Wienerschnitzel” in a funny German accent

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Luke: Saying “What’s… going on with this vaping thing?” a la Kai Ryssdal

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Luke: Singing “A. A-E-I-O-U, E.”

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Luke: “Wham, bam, thank you ma’am.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can we… Oh, God! They don’t have a SKU? Can we turn the Tens of listeners loose on this; because, Linh Pham will have a pair at your house this afternoon. Before I even post this. I don’t know how he knows.”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s Smurfing the Smurfest! (I know!) That’s Smurfing the Smurfiest, my friend.”

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Andrew: “Can I, can I have another napkin? I make a mess.”

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Andrew: “Cuz it gets my blood up, and I’m like, ‘We must win, and you must lose!'”

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Andrew: “Cuz there’ll be plenty of times you will also be down in Seattle; and, you’re not gonna have to go try to, try to do the show from some busted ass boat that you may not own anymore.”

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Andrew: “Hi, Luke!”

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Andrew: “I can’t believe he’s leaving us hanging like this!”

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Andrew: “I hate your faces! I hate your faces so much!”

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Andrew: “I think the TBTL implications are just astounding… No, and that’s a pretty big word, I guess. I don’t know if I’m exaggerating.”

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Andrew: “I’m not buying your boat. Talked to Vieves about it.”

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Andrew: “Let’s just say that I do have a Christopher Walken [walk-in] closet.”

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Andrew: “Luke, do not interrupt… No.”

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Andrew: “Luke!”

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Andrew: “My heart is still in Seattle. I care about Seattle!”

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Andrew: “Oh, come the hell on, Peter!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God!”

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Andrew: “Or, maybe Carey kills me.”

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Andrew: “Sorry, Ders! Sorry, Ders.”

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Andrew: “This isn’t food!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Liberal, soft on crime, Burbank is what I call you. (Yup!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, man! (Rudy…) I upset Rudy. I’m sorry. I was being hyperbolic, Rudes!”

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Luke: “And while we will still do the show, you know, in this remote capacity, mostly because of your farting.”

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Luke: “And, I almost cried with fucking joy.”

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Luke: “Everything’s coming up Burbank.”

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Luke: “I need to start printing up some bumper stickers that just say ‘Luke!’; cuz, I just pulled a hardcore Jeb there.”

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Luke: “Not to be a cornball”

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Luke: Singing “We’re gonna look for apartments, but until then we’ll be in this” in the manner of Macklemore’s “Thrift Shop”

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Luke: “The LA contingent can just kill Andrew’s ass.”

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Luke: “Yeah, you just do the right thing!”

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Luke: “You enjoy a good Frumpening!”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew laughing and saying “Hi, Luke!” to Luke playing the “Carl’s World” drop

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, the dog just farted. so I hope you’re happy. (Oof, God!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “God! I Jebbed myself hard! Oh, God!”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is my Frumpening, and it’s freaking me out!”

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