Tag: Andrew Walsh

Andrew: “Ah, yes. And I am talking about that Wednesday night at 7 PM, when I already wet myself.”

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Andrew: “And I’ll be God damned.”

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Andrew: “And, before I went to bed, I re-read it again; because, I’m a narcissist.”

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Andrew: “But Happy New Year’s to me.”

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Andrew: Drawn out “So”

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Andrew: “Happy New Year’s! Cheers.”

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Andrew: “He shouldn’t have said that.”

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Andrew: “I believe it is a Song of Ice and Jedi.”

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Andrew: “I didn’t get the reference.”

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Andrew: “I don’t know much about computers.”

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Andrew: “It’s too cas, Charlie!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Live Free or Soul Patch”

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Andrew: Not entirely bleeped “Fuck you!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! Now I’m just goin’.”

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Andrew: “Oh, God!!!”

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Andrew: “Sidekicker and the Dom”

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Andrew: “So, I’m just being a little grump about it.”

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Andrew: “That’s Brain Donors!!!”

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Andrew: “That’s not bad! Holy shit!”

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Andrew: “That’s not bad! Holy shit! That’s pretty good.”

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Andrew: “This is the holiday where we all dress up; or, this is the holiday where we all toast at exactly Midnight.”

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Andrew: “Wh-What’s wrong with me?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, that’s Y2Krazy.”

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Andrew: “You have to.”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, I’m rolling. You said you were gonna to do that. So, you are doing P90X now? Umm, so I buy this ticket for Barton Fink, right? Because, I’m almost certain… Fuck you! I, I couldn’t resist. So, wait… it looks just like the cover of… That’s the thing! Andrew, that’s the crazy part, I thought it was Brain Donors. That’s Brain Donors!!! Alright, alright. You can just pick it up.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew tried to get Luke to say “I thought they smelled bad on the Hodor.”

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Andrew and Luke: Going full Lucas and never going full Lucas

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Andrew and Luke: Y Not 2K

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Luke: “And, we already have the show title.”

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Luke: “By the way, this is part of the podcast where I look at the dog and I try to imagine what’s going on in her head. Not a lot it turns out.”

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Luke: “Get unreasonable in unreasonable times, that’s right.”

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Luke: “Got a pod-dog over there.”

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Luke: “Hey, Pod-dog!”

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Luke: “Holy shit! I think someone’s hang-glidering now.”

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Luke: “I thought that smelled bad on the outside.”

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Luke: “I would laugh my ass off.”

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Luke: “I’m a collar popper too, to some degree.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, God.”

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Luke: “Pod-dog is activated.”

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Luke: “Pre-Internet crazy-ass conspiracy stuff.”

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Luke: “The baddest guy is related to the goodest guy!?!”

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Luke: “The final day of 2015 in the year of our Lord.”

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Luke: “Why the face!?!”

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Luke: “You’re, once again, snatching defeat from the jaws of compliments. No, I was just saying…”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew didn’t catch on to Luke’s Dick Clark joke reference

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew’s lack of faith is average

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Luke and Andrew: “I am reminded of a very memorable New Year’s Eve broadcast that I was a part of. It’s not memorable in the minds of anyone else. What I mean is, I remember it. Oh!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke is channeling his inner George Bailey from “It’s a Wonderful Life”

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Luke and Andrew: “There are always people looking for the end of the world, right? I mean, there’s… and it’s typically my family, it turns out. I mean my parents, amazingly, my parents did go Y2Krazy with it. (Ooh!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Why would you need that; when, I do such an incredibly spot-on Australian accent? Because, I can’t keep up with you.”

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Andrew: “And?”

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Andrew: “God bless her.”

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Andrew: “God, damn it!!!”

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Andrew: “Hey, man. Did Bad Beth take back your appliance?”

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Andrew: “I have mixed (gargled ’emotions’) about that.”

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Andrew: “I wasn’t being very ‘Yes, and.’ I was just being very ‘And.'”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Luke… You’re the Orson Welles of radio.”

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Andrew: “Now you’re like Pirate Luke.”

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Andrew: “One of my, umm…. aaagggghhh, I don’t even know what adjective to use.”

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Andrew: “We’ll bring you yesterday’s spoofs eventually.”

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Andrew: “Yeah!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew sort of reluctantly plays his Pirate Joe’s clip

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Andrew and Luke: “‘But I already watched it.’ That’s my imitation of you, by the way. Yeah, yeah. No, that’s um, that’s spot on. (I already watch it.)”

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Andrew and Luke: Massage chairs and being pleasured

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Andrew and Luke: “Of course, you talk about the Human Touch Reflex 4. Let’s give it it’s full proper, Christian name… Thank you. It’s government.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Ohh. Oh! You were transitioning. I’m being a worse… Oh, my God! You were moving and I was still trying to save the other thing. You were, you were being less ‘Yes, and.’ and more ‘Interesting, but let’s go back and.'”

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Luke: “Canadia”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Get outta here!”

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Luke: “I think to myself… What the fuck am I gonna say?”

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Luke: “I was like, I don’t know how much of this I paid for, but I’ll be damned if I’m gonna get off this chair; so, drink it in, residents of Tokyo!”

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Luke: “It is some pretty, pretty, pretty compelling stuff.”

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Luke: “Mr. Andrew ‘Hey there Fireball’ Walsh”

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Luke: “Oh my God!”

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Luke: “Thank you very little”

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Luke: “Trust your fears, Andrew.”

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Luke: “We bring you yesterday… yesterday’s spoofs tomorrow.”

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Luke: “Wow! No.”

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Luke and Andrew: “And then I got up this morning and my little brother, who lives here in the Bay City as well, said ‘Hey, did you feel the earthquake last night?’ … And? That’s my story.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew’s clip about Pirate Joe’s is one of the most exciting pieces played on TBTL (that and the one from After These Messages)

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m not ready to talk about that st… God, damn it!!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s Canadian Bacon! Get me the ghost of John Candy! I’ve never actually seen that movie, should I? I haven’t either! Okay!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s like Benghazi. Oh, no. (There’s just) Sorry the line’s going bad. Sorry, um, God! Can you finish up the show without me?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Jacuzzis and stepdads are things that happened in the 70s and 80s. Hmm-mmm. Right. You know? Right. And, waterbeds.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Keep going. Fuck!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke describing is distended and lollygagging stomach while on an airport massaging chair

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Luke and Andrew: Luke naming his boat ‘The Li’l Sea-cret’ would be grounds for divorce

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Luke and Andrew: Luke pulls a Keurigous pun

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Luke and Andrew: “They BN Genius with that idea. They BN Genius!”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is like every time I’m on Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me. I’m losing to Roxanne Roberts. Only I’m not editing it out to make you sound better. Sorry buddy. (You son-of-a) I know how it works over there.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know what I noticed? Notice this… I knew it!!! We can’t not ever hear that. Nope, cannot. Cannot. And, Carey and I, about five times a day, go: I’unno, I’unno, I’unno, I’unno, I’unno, I’unno.”

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Andrew: “And my uncle was like, ‘Oh my God, it’s shaking like my dog shitting peach pits!'”

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Andrew: Andrew has a story about going number two and he was thinking about Luke

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Andrew: “Buckle up, everybody.”

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Andrew: “Hey Poopster, where’ve you been?”

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Andrew: “How is it that nobody has made a movie called ‘Bad Beth and Beyond’?”

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Andrew: “I almost didn’t have the toilet, the, the, the means to do my paperwork.”

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Andrew: “I hear almost like a Predator-like purring sound.”

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Andrew: “I was really hoping that this podcast was gonna end with just, like, yelling for Carey. The way I had to yell for my mom when I was too young to know how to use the restroom correctly.”

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Andrew: “It’s all coming together!!! Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Nice!!!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God!!!”

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Andrew: “Sure, let’s hear this baby.”

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Andrew: “Thank you.”

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Andrew: The Walsh family crest has a sausage on it

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Andrew: “There’s no power out here. Well…”

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Andrew: “Wah-waah”

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Andrew: “Wha-I’m sorry???”

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Andrew: “Yeah, whatever. Just go wherever.”

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Andrew: “You know my friend, Andrew Walsh, over here, he’s a pooping machine that breaks down a lot.”

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Andrew: “You’re a poopin’ machine. Just say it. Just brag.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Let’s do this one dry. (Pffft!) Was that part of the problem when you tried to go?”

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Andrew and Luke: Too Beautiful To Live Free Or Die

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Luke: “Get your mind out of the gutter”

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Luke: “I make no apologies.”

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Luke: “I would put the terror alert in my stomach at elevated.”

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Luke: “It all… It would all work!”

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Luke: “No one should be a ten.”

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Luke: “No, but that’s awful!”

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Luke: “Oh! Were you shitting your brains out?”

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Luke: “Ow! It’s kind of hurting my calves.”

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Luke: “Pffft!”

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Luke: “Right.”

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Luke: Sound of Luke’s foot and calf massager

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Luke: “T’was the night before the night before Christmas”

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Luke: “That’s just how fierce my exercising is going to be.”

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Luke: “The bearded clam”

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Luke: “There are three things that I care about when getting a massage, on the rare occasion that that happens… And don’t, get your mind out of the gutter.”

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Luke: “This… is gonna ruin my life.”

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Luke: “You know, I can suck my gut in and, somehow, duck face this enough”

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Luke and Andrew: “And it broke. Is it seriously not working? No, I don’t know. I’m probably not pressing the right button.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew got confused when Luke said “No one should be a ten.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is trying to console Luke after Luke thinks he broke his new foot massager

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew laughing to Luke saying “And I’m slightly trapped, I can’t get to my miso!”

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Luke and Andrew: Human Touch Reflex 4 or Human Flex and the Flecktones

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Luke and Andrew: “I always look at the toilet paper as half dry. Of course you do!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m gonna be working out so hard, I’m gonna be building my beef castle so hard (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “If only I had a way to get hot water here in the studio, Andrew. Oh wait, it turns out I do! It’s all coming together!!! Oh my God!”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: Luke laughing in a cute manner while Andrew is talking

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Luke and Andrew: Luke thought his massager broke and that his feet and calves were trapped

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Luke and Andrew: “Mens rooms at bars are a real crapshoot, literally. (Wah waah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Miso soup, by the way, turning water into salty water (Yes!) for over ten thousand years! And, you know what? I’ll take it.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Sounds like you, much like my Shiatsu massager, you’re a poopin’ machine that breaks down a lot. Thank you.”

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Luke and Andrew: “‘When’s Brandon coming over?’ and you say ‘Luke, Brandon died years ago.’ Oh, ho, that’s sad!”

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Luke: “And we’ll see you tomorrow to everybody else; or, those of you who have fallen and can’t get to the podcast. We’ll, we’ll, we’ll hope to entertain you during last hours before the 911 gets there.”

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Luke: “Aww, dang it!”

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Luke: “Back to life, back to reality, back to the here and now. However do you want it, Andrew. However do you need it.”

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Luke: “Dozens!”

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Luke: “I was giving zero F words about anything in the eating department, in the not working out department, in the alcohol consumption department…”

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Luke: “It really spiced things up Christmas morning”

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Luke: Luke’s ringtone went off mid-sentence

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Luke: “Mr. Andrew ‘Professor’ Walsh”

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Luke: “My de-slobification though, I think is going to be a runaway success.”

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Luke: “Previously on Breakfast”

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Luke: Quarterbacks getting slobberknockered

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Luke: Saying “Oh, technology” and playing the “Let the fun begin” drop

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Luke: “Screw it, dude!”

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Luke: “Slobberknocker”

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Luke: “The answer is always probably.”

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Luke: “The food was n’are redic [ph], the family vibes were the illest.”

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Luke: “Which means today, let’s see, December the 28th, in the year of our Lord Two-thousand and Fifteen, today is the first day of the rest of my life as a non-slob.”

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Luke: “You may be a podcast host”

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Luke and Andrew: Before Couch and After Couch

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Luke and Andrew: “Hawkenfreude? Hawkenfreude is great!!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It was a double win, because, not only did I want an electric tea kettle; but, I also wanted to win the argument about if I was allowed to have an electric kettle. That my friend, is the Gift of the Magi. Now, do you… No it’s not.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Like a scarecrow filled with… (Straw?) He’s filled with Michelob Ultra and spider farts.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke is a snore monster and a snoring machine

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Luke and Andrew: Luke playing sounds from his “Instant Audience” device he got for Christmas

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Luke and Andrew: Luke softened Carey’s heart of stone into a heart of tolerating mold

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Luke and Andrew: “We’ve kind of got a Bladder of Damocles hanging over the… Oh, God!”

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