Clips From TBTL #2020: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “Burbank it”

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Andrew: “Don’t you have a beef log you need to eat too?”

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Andrew: “Ha Ha-Ha!”

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Andrew: “Hawkenfruede is great!!!”

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Andrew: “I am building a beef castle, but it is a castle made of beef that I plan on eating later. It’s mostly ground, but the floors are made of rib eye.”

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Andrew: “I didn’t get an electric tea kettle, but things are still fine with my relationship. I guess, I don’t know. I can’t even tell anymore.”

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Andrew: “I guess the proof will be in the pudding.”

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Andrew: “I’m merely a sidekick”

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Andrew: “It’s got Luke Burbank written all over it.”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “No! I can’t!”

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Andrew: “My jokes are fine, it’s my stories that get the crickets.”

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Andrew: “Ohh, you’re gonna love the living tweedle out of this story.”

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Andrew: “That. Little. Hussy.”

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Andrew: “That’s the first time that anybody has accused of [sic] Carey of having a heart of stone.”

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Andrew: “There are dozens of us.”

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Andrew: “This season, give the gifts of GIFs.”

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Andrew: “Well eventually, it’s gonna be TBTL with Andrew Walsh and Corey What’s-his-face”

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Andrew: “What happened?!?”

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Andrew: “Whenever there’s an Angie’s List commercial on TV, I want to hide under the couch.”

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Andrew: “Yeah!”

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Andrew and Luke: Candle Snuggies

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Andrew and Luke: “No, don’t throw it away, keep it. Eventually, just… Burbank it. Keep using it (That’s right.) over and over and over again until you realize, you absolutely need it.”

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Andrew and Luke: The difference between a host and a sidekick is counterstop space

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Clips From TBTL #2019

Andrew: Singing “Sometimes being the operative word”

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Andrew: “Well, you know, that’s why they pay me the big bucks!”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Holy Shit-Snacks!’ Walsh”

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Luke: Drawn out “Yeah!”

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Luke: “Happy Birthday Jesus”

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Luke: “I saved it for Jesus’s birthday.”

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Luke: “Or not even edit the clip properly.”

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Luke: Singing “Also, callbacks are sometimes good”

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Luke: Singing “Forward promotions you work so well”

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Luke and Andrew: For The Love Of Arby’s

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Forward promotions you work so well. Also, callbacks are sometimes good. Sometimes being the operative word.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You want to talk about a Power Out. Giving birth to the King of Kings when you don’t even know who the father is, in a manger. That is the ultimate Power Out. That is the ultimate Power Out! Good job, everybody! Yeah!”

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Clips From TBTL #2018

Andrew: “I’m looking for a slide whistle, can’t find it. Typical Walsh. Dixie’s BBQ, Wikipedia… Merry Christmas everybody. I ruined, I ruined the holidays again.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Nasally chuckle

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Andrew and Luke: “Conad Heads? Conad, like NORAD but the original version. Did you even get the reference? No. No, I did not… I really didn’t. Cause it was stupid.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know a lot about art, but my understanding is performance art means smearing something on your body? Yes!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m gonna get a bell! That’d be like you getting a real slide whistle.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Tomorrow’s show is my daughter’s bris. Which is definitely… Ahh, I have got to do more research into Judaic traditions. Like… yeah.”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘I just love Hot Cheetos!’ Walsh”

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Luke: “Notice me MapQuest, notice me.”

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Luke: Singing “Time for more TBTL”

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Luke and Andrew: An excuse to drink or huff whisky

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Luke and Andrew: “Cone. Conad Heads. Umm… did the line go dead? Cuz that was a decent joke. Sadly, sadly it did not. Sadly, it did not, you son of a… I’m glad you’re working this week. Cratchit.”

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Luke and Andrew: “How much of what I just said is even remotely accurate? You tell me”

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Clips From TBTL #2017

Andrew: “Carcass! Carcass!”

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Andrew: “Right, ’cause I’m not a Randian hero like you are.”

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Andrew: Singing “Repeated jokes you feel like home”

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Andrew: “Who is Enrique Galt?”

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Andrew: “Wow. Masterful!”

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Andrew: “You know what?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Repeated jokes you feel like home. Now, just think it.”

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Luke: “Chicken Parm… I can’t do it. There’s too many…”

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Luke: “John Galt”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Mr. Andrew ‘Bagel, baggel, beagel, boggel, boogel’ Walsh”

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Luke: Singing “Chicken parm you taste so good”

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Luke: Singing “Repeated jokes you sound so good”

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Luke: Singing “Shouldn’t order this erotic massage”

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Luke: “What did he say to Papa Joe(?) and they hugged at the end? I want to know! It’s killing me!!!”

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Clips From TBTL #2016

Andrew: “A lot of people think of them as ‘BS’ and ‘Super BS’.”

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Andrew: “Come on! This is a vanity project layered on top of a vanity project.”

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Andrew: “Hey-ey-ey-ey Luke”

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Andrew: “I don’t need somebody going into the archives, just so that I can self-glorify and be like, ‘that was my first official appearance.'”

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Andrew: “Let’s just call it part of the official Andrew Walsh TBTL canon. That doesn’t glorify me too much, does it?”

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Andrew: “Right. Yes.”

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Andrew: The Hot Dog Story show is flagged and has the stench of boringness on it

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Luke: “As we record this, Donald Trump is not yet President; but, as you’re hearing this, we don’t know.”

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Clips From TBTL #2015

Andrew: “Guess what? I learned yesterday, that’s not even the original hot dog story.”

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Andrew: Hot dog cart was still outside when Andrew left the gym and he learned that there was no God

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Andrew: “How did you know that’s what they call me?!?”

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Andrew: “In classic Walsh fashion, I even screwed this up.”

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Andrew: “So much of the thing!!!”

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Andrew: “That was a real hot dog story.”

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Andrew and Luke: Trying to talk about the Seahawks vs Browns game before it happened

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Luke: “Mr. Andrew ‘Cathy, I can’t wait. I have to take a bite of this Panini’ Walsh”

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Luke: Shame Pearl

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Luke: “Wait a second, I just wanna play ‘Earth Angel’. Ah, my hand is disappearing. Shit!”

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Luke: “What’s the original hot dog story?”

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