Tag: Andrew Walsh

Andrew: “Ahhhgg!”

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Andrew: “All I want for Christmas is a crap-free oval.”

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Andrew: “Aww, that’s precious.”

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Andrew: “Get them off the porch!”

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Andrew: “I’d love to talk about your life as much as possible; but, as you know, my favorite topic is my life.”

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Andrew: “I’m a Browns fan, I don’t watch Browns games because I think they’re gonna win.”

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Andrew: “It’s a big deal.”

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Andrew: “It’s the most pathetic God damn thing in the world.”

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Andrew: “Oh my God, this is gonna get me fired.”

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Andrew: “Oh, man.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s subconscious picked “LB” as initials for a sub-par Christmas tree inspector

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Andrew and Luke: “We can do this one of two ways, Luke. The easy way or the TBTL way.”

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Luke: “Let’s see here, episode one thousand… Wait, what am I saying? Episode 2005 in a collector series.”

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Luke: “We’re gonna be, now, at the end of the regular TBTL broadcast day.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s because we kind of do the real ending earlier, that we don’t know what this after-birth is supposed to sound like. Eww.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke mistakenly said “Mission Accomplished” instead of “Mission Impossible”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is something that involves a thirty minute suite flo…flute solo (It does) , or a suite flolo?”

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Andrew: “Are we stuck in a spiral of sarcasm?”

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Andrew: “And Linh, do not isolate that and put that on the website. I do not want to hear me saying that ever again.”

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Andrew: “Did you buy that?”

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Andrew: “I’m kind of mad at you for buying this.”

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Andrew: “Let me ask you this”

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Andrew: “Maybe it was because I was walking like Charlie effing Brown all the time with my head down.”

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Andrew: “No, no, no!”

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Andrew: “Okay”

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Andrew: “What is this TBTL junk?”

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Andrew: “You know, you find booty and you keep the booty.”

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Andrew: “You know, you find booty and you keep the booty. And Linh, do not isolate that and put that on the website. I do not want to hear me saying that ever again.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew is known as one of the worst actors of a generation

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Andrew and Luke: Luke thinks Andrew sounds high when it comes to all of the questions being asked

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Luke: “Absolutely not!”

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Luke: “He is at the very palatial studios of KPCC in Pass-the-doughnuts, California”

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Luke: “Oh. Wow.”

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Luke: Sighing

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Luke: “Wait a second!”

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Luke: “What the hell is Walsh singing?”

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Luke: “Yeah, think about it guys. Notice us Burgerville, notice us.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Best toenail clipping of my frigging life! Are you just saying to justify, or are you being serious?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Brain Donors film. Okay.. It’s… No, no, no! Movie.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I can try to do a John Rabe impression. Probably, don’t.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I loved it. It was Burbankly-acclaimed. Okay. Which is not…turns out, doesn’t carry much sway with the HBO execs.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ll cry out in pain because all of my toenails are about to move into in-grown status (Oh, God!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s more of a flam-rest. It’s flam-rest, flam-rest.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Wait a second! Now, I’m not sure…they’re not really in the show, are they? Are… are we stuck in a spiral of sarcasm? Yes!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know what I would be doing right now Andrew, if I were you? What would you be doing? You would, what you would be doing if you were me? Hmm. You would be, or I would be”

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Andrew: Almost at a loss for words

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Andrew: “Good remembering, Walsh!”

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Andrew: “Good! I need celery.”

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Andrew: “Good! I need celery. Good remembering, Walsh! That’s what I say to myself, good remembering.”

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Andrew: “I did that thing where I saw celery.”

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Andrew: “I don’t understand how things work.”

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Andrew: “I got that classic Thursday problem”

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Andrew: “I take the fun out of everything.”

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Andrew: “I’m not a ranch-head.”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening.”

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Andrew: “Merry God Damn Christmas!”

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Andrew: “More co-op than a co-op.”

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Andrew: “Nope.”

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Andrew: “Now, I’m just up to my ears in celery.”

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Andrew: “Oh, God!!! I didn’t see that part!”

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Andrew: “Yeah no, you thought you were done with celery talk. Nope. I got, I got 45 minutes of celery talk.”

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Luke: “Although, today we have to call an audible.”

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Luke: “Crying face, crying face, shocked face with Xs over the eyes.”

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Luke: “#ThursWorldProblem”

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Luke: “I like Barry. I’m a huge Barry-head.”

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Luke: “Mr. Andrew ‘Hodor Hollywood Fireball Go Browns’ Walsh”

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Luke: “Otherwise, it’s just a way of scooping ranch dressing into my ranch hole.”

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Luke and Andrew: “A hard celery is gonna fall on this show…one of these days.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke thought NSW stood for “Not Safe For Work”

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Luke and Andrew: Rudy chimes in on bowling alley talk

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Andrew: Channeling John Lithgow

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Andrew: “I didn’t realize that smartphones… they’re pretty smart.”

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Andrew: “I sat down on the couch, I had a bottle of beer, and I took the plunge.”

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Andrew: “It’s almost Burbankian.”

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Andrew: “Luke, I did something last night that I’m going to cautiously recommend everybody do.”

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Andrew: “Oh, that’s great!”

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Andrew: “Oh, you hard-locked it!”

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Andrew: “Really?”

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Andrew: “What the hell is going on with this show?”

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Andrew: “Who’s my good Andrew’s Gmail Login? Who’s my good Andrew’s Gmail Login?”

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Andrew: “You hard-locked it!”

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Andrew and Luke: “No, it’s not. Luke, I… How dare you!!!”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Go Browns’ Walsh”

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Luke: “I don’t do a ton of research before the show.”

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Luke: “I have a little bit… I got some of that pickle coming back up on me, Andrew.”

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Luke: “I was so busy before the show, eating this Jimmy John’s pickle. I forgot, we have listeners that hate it when I eat on the air. I’m sorry to those listeners.”

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Luke: “I’m the one who hard-locks!”

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Luke: “In case you’re wondering, my name is Luke Burbank. And yes, I’m actually the host of this show.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, shit.”

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Luke: “Ordinary seamen, entry-level positions. That’s the exact way I would describe my se(a)men.”

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Luke: “You don’t have time for tangents.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alright, I was also trying to use that time (God damn it!)”

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Luke and Andrew: Hard-locking tbtlmessups@gmail.com

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, do you guys have PO boxes here? Yes, sir! Well, that’s actually the wrong answer. PO box and a personal mailbox are different (Oh, God damn it.)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I wolfed down a sandwich right before, much of which came back up, as I was trying to broadcast. (Oh, God.)”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s just a junkyard of, it’s a junkyard of bad decisions I’ve made. (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s do a little role-playing. (Oh, good. Oh, great.)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Like the mayo on my vocal cords, that one’s on me. Mmm-kay, you need some pickles (Okay)…wash that down (I know).”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke didn’t have the e-mails after asking if he should read the e-mails

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Luke and Andrew: Trying to play the Strong Bad E-mail drop simultaneously

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Andrew: “A butterfly of poop talking.”

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Andrew: “Can I do a walk out?”

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Andrew: “I can’t check another place for people to possibly tell us we’re wrong. There so many ways for people to tell us we’re wrong.”

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Andrew: “I think that I might have just pooped myself.”

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Andrew: “I’m old enough to be his dad! That’s not true.”

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Andrew: “It’s a weird thing to tell ya; but, I did and I’m not editing it.”

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Andrew: “It’s the Browns. They Browns.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Mmm-hmm. Oh, I’m looking forward to you giving your voice box a rest too, Luke. Don’t get it twisted. What a mean thing to say to my friend and colleague.”

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Andrew: “Oh, dang it.”

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Andrew: “Say something, because I’m gonna, I’m gonna just die of nervousness up here! You know what I mean?”

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Andrew: Saying “With the best of them” a la Kristen Wiig

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Andrew: “Umm, I… it went okay, it went well. I mean, listen, I had a really good time.”

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Andrew: “What’s up, people?”

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Andrew: “You go into Browns game expecting to lose, but, I mean, they just find new ways to destroy you.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew is trying to sell Luke on show title options

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew singing “All the lights are going down now” with Luke saying “Oh, yeah!”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, I don’t know. All I can tell you is that my batteries are about to die. As are the batteries in the Miracle Ears of the listeners. Many of whom started the show in their early twenties and are now very elderly. So we’ve got… I haven’t heard a good Miracle Ear joke in a long time.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Show titles are dropping like the hair on the back of my head.”

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Luke: “The Browns browned it in the, maybe the browniest way that’s ever been browned, last night on Monday Night Football.”

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Luke: Trying to say “Brother Nut” in Mandarin

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Luke: “We’re gonna filibuster like nobody’s watching.”

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Luke: “We’re gonna filibuster like nobody’s watching. It’s gonna be Mr. Burbank Goes to Bellingham, Washington… The Bay City.”

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Luke: Whistling

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Luke: “Yes Virginia, there is a Rehearsal Claus.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I consider myself now a Browns fan. I know, I’m sorry (Really, truly.) I’m sorry I did that to you.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke tested positive for being a Cleveland Browns fan

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Luke and Andrew: “She ate a piece of deer poop roughly the size of a whiffle ball today, by the way. Can I do a walk out?”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Closing time…tie up all the swan boats”

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