Tag: Andrew Walsh

Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “Keep walking, bro!”

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Andrew: “Listen to what you want to listen to. Listen to your Throbbing Gristle or your 1940s swing music, or whatever it is.”

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Andrew: “Yeah.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s research showed that Kanye West did not die

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Andrew and Luke: “Dark Wings, Dark Words. Indeed.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you ever stare into windows? I… Heh-heh… I don’t mind a good outside looking in situation.”

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Andrew and Luke: “See, I listen sometimes. I appreciate, I appreciate your careful attention.”

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Luke: “And I was kind of walking around this community, just trying to find the right place to masturbate… No.”

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Luke: “Coming to you today, from Burbank Springs, Washington”

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Luke: “Heh-heh.”

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Luke: “How much asbestos is too much asbestos? There can’t be too much asbestos. That’s right, it was a trick question.”

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Luke: “I will say this, when it comes to staring out windows, I wrote the fucking book on staring out windows, Walsh. It’s probably 90 percent of what I do.”

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Luke: “I’m no Bob Vila, but… Although, I’m gonna start hosting a show called ‘This Old Hut’, which I think has a lot of promise.”

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Luke: “I’m not the Cruise Director!”

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Luke: “Listen to the kids, bro!!!”

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Luke: Luke will start greeting Andrew with “Listen to the kids, bro!!!”

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Luke: “Oh!”

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Luke: “Probably not going to catch me building an old Nintendo controller or whatever, on a new computer… program… game.”

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Luke: “Really?”

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Luke: “So, I’m a big window starer-outer”

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Luke: “Talking like bolts. I’m watching some straight up lightning bolts in this mug right now.”

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Luke: “That, you know, whole thing where if you are flying the jet and you go through a flock of seagulls. Well, you’ve got a dead 80s band on your hands.”

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Luke: “We’re about to Friendr your ear-balls everybody”

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Luke: “What you don’t understand, Andrew, is I am a god.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew’s fractured and splintered personalities and psyches

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Luke and Andrew: Rule Number 5: Urinate in every corner

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Luke and Andrew: “Things are looking up here at Burbank Springs, my friend. How’s Carey feeling? Haven’t talked to her in days. She’s been locked in the bathroom. Yep.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Wait a minute. You can get a bird to land on your arm, and then you can get to go off, and do shit, and come back to you. And, it wears a little leather helmet? Yes, please. Dark Wings, Dark Words. Indeed.”

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Andrew: Andrew thinks “FOMO” stands for “Why The Face”

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Andrew: Awesome Laugh

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Andrew: Awesome Laugh #2

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Andrew: “Be chill, bro.”

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Andrew: “But I’ll betcha there are a lot of rollercoasters, that I… I’m sorry. My guess is that there are a lot of rolly-coasters that I have gone on in the past that I no longer have the gumption to go on.”

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Andrew: “Come on man, I have some dignity. I’m not sitting in a rental car in a parking lot. I’m sitting in my step-mom’s car in a parking lot.”

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Andrew: “I listen to your blog!”

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Andrew: “If you told that whole story, building up to that punchline, worth it.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing “Oh my God”

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Andrew: Pretzels and Beef Jerky Equals Shame

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Andrew: “We’re school and chums!!! [sic]“

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wants “I listen to your blog!” on his tombstone

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know what kind of car it is. It’s got a little ‘H’ symbol on the steering wheel, so I think it might be a Hyundai, or a Honda. Yeah, it’s probably a Hyundai. Yeah, so that’s it. Alright, well, good show. That’s all I got.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I said ‘We’re school and chums!!! [sic]‘ Ooh, you know what? That’s on fleek. I told you!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I want that on my tombstone (Yes).”

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Andrew and Luke: “Thank you. (Sure.) I appreciate it.”

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Andrew and Luke: “That’s why we need designated tweeters. (I know.) You know what, friends don’t let friends tweet drunk.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, so that’s it. Alright, well, good show. That’s all I got.”

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Luke: “As they say ‘elevator pitch’ or at least ‘elevator description’ of how an elevator works. So…”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Cuyahoga Clam

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Luke: “Good luck with your living hell tomorrow.”

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Luke: “What kind of whip are you in right now?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Because, I was like, I gotta be somewhere where there’s shiny things happening on a flat screen and other humans.”

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Luke and Andrew: Boulders: Brick and Mortar vs Amazon Prime

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Luke and Andrew: Millennium vs Millennial Force Rollercoaster

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Luke and Andrew: “This is being recorded on Sunday, because tomorrow you’re gonna be crapping your Depends at Cedar Point. Right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You don’t have to tweet every single thing you observe, Burbank. That’s what the podcast is for. If you told that whole story, building up to that punchline, worth it.”

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Andrew: “And then my phone rang and it was another kind of rando number, and I’m like ‘Oh, please be the scammer. I’m so bored!’ Like, this will be fun.”

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Andrew: “Boy… Buckle up for some inarticulateness here.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Luke seems to be providing advice to the Windows support scammers

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Andrew: “Number one, he’s talking out of his butt.”

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Andrew: “Ohh!”

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Andrew: “Sorry… I’m just… it’s hard to talk about religion.”

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Andrew: “Talk about selling the sizzle.”

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Andrew: “Tell the story again, Luke.”

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Andrew: “Wah-wah, bom bom bom bom”

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Andrew and Luke: “Credibility Gap” is the nickname for Luke’s tooth gap

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew makes Luke tell his speaking gig story every year

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Andrew and Luke: Being reasonable in unreasonable times

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Andrew and Luke: “Boy… Buckle up for some inarticulateness here, because I have something (Possible show title) that’s bouncing around my head.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Just kind of grunt a hello. [Grunts]”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing and saying “I know. I know.” while Luke was talking

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Andrew and Luke: Luke role playing as a Windows support scam supervisor

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Andrew and Luke: Possible Danish Price Is Right Sad Horns

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Luke: “Aww, man.”

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Luke: Grunting

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Luke: “I gotta give it up to that guy. I think that is some funny ass shit he’s saying.”

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Luke: “It’s one thing for them to want to funk with McDonald’s.”

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Luke: “Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.”

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Luke: Stifled Laugh

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew laughing to Luke saying “Good luck!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hustlerstil. That was me that part. Really?!? Yeah.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I dunna. I dunna.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m just fascinated with the term ‘senpai’. (Yeah…) Notice me senpai, notice me.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke chose to use “funk” instead of the F word

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Luke and Andrew: Luke reminiscing about the McDLT

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Luke and Andrew: Luke tried to make a Kardashian reference that didn’t work out

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Luke and Andrew: Pronouncing “Tomato, tomato.”

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Luke and Andrew: Pronunciation of the last name “Rohm”

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Luke and Andrew: “Satan is also referred to as the ‘prince of the power of the air’. Which is, like, a fantastic DJ name. It’s so wasted on the devil.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m fine. You’re the one who had a heart attack during the show a couple weeks ago and didn’t say anything about it. I said something about it, it was after I survived the heart attack; which is, exactly when a real man, no I’m just joking…”

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Andrew: “And, so I picked up and I was like ‘Hello’, I was like ‘Hello’, and then I was ‘Hello!’. And I just kept on saying it more and more goofy until they heard me.”

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Andrew: “Ask your doctor about Hydrox”

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Andrew: “Heh-heh”

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Andrew: “I graduated!”

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Andrew: “I hope there’s words”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry, Luke. I’m sorry!”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Have you ever done this before?”

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Andrew: Reacting to Luke talking about his foot issue with “Oh God!”

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Andrew: Screaming “Two Bits!”

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Andrew: Short Laugh

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Snorting #2

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Andrew: “Thank you and congratulations and I’m sorry.”

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Andrew: “The good news is, the bow on the story is, it turns out, I am more annoying than Internet scammers because he hung up on me first. So, why are you guys listening to this show?”

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Andrew: “This is Luke Burbank’s ‘One To Watch’.”

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Andrew: “Yello!!!”

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Andrew: “You know, it’s difficult… difficult lemon difficult…”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew couldn’t believe that they were already 45 minutes into the show

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew plays something he thought had spoken words but didn’t

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Andrew and Luke: Appropriate words to say towards the end of a TBTL podcast

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Andrew and Luke: “Are you mad at me for sneaking a dream into Keys to the Show, those are supposed to be different segments? No.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m kind of known as the Jim Cramer of broadcasting (Right). Mega booyas. Mega booyas.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Together, we’re like the Freakonomics of podcasting (Uh-huh).”

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Luke: “Although, you do sound like your being pretty annoying.”

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Luke: “But that movie suffers from, what I call, ‘Three Boob Syndrome'”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Cuz we’ve already, you know, blown the seal on this show.”

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Luke: Fighting with eggs

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Luke: “I have this watch, one of these activity watches. Not to be confused with an Activia watch, which helps you poop.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Little sound bit played while Luke was talking

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Luke: “Luke Burbank. Luke, we are your father!”

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Luke: Mouth sound made while trying to think of a correct answer

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Luke: “She just sat up, by the way, when I said her name. Sorry buddy, I’m not your biological father. This conversation is long overdue.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew kept on getting more annoying to the scammer

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew played a snoring drop when Luke was starting to talk about his dreams

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Luke and Andrew: Both are having a little too much fun with a TBTL supporter’s name

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, possible show title: Freakonomics, hold the nomics. That was not good. (I’m writing it down.) That was not a good joke and I apologize.”

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Luke and Andrew: Hydrox Cookies

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Luke and Andrew: “I got an e-mail from a beautiful young lady, she said ‘Hi BB, I want you touch my breasts. Use Facebook much?’ And then it had a link and, you know, the rest they say is history. That was actually me.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke reading the tagline for “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?” in the voice of Don LaFontaine

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Luke and Andrew: Luke thought he was going to get Donovan-rolled by Andrew

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Luke and Andrew: “Roger Rabbit should be called… Bob Hoskins kills it! That’s right, it should be called ‘A Bob Hoskins Master Class’.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You could’ve gotten away with that too, I mean, if it weren’t for those nosy kids… (Yeah) called me.”

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