Tag: Andrew Walsh

Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #1921

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Andrew: “…and they’re just like, ‘Oh, nuts! What have I done? What have I supported?'”

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Andrew: “’cause it was home court advantage for him”

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Andrew: “Between all of y’all?”

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Andrew: “But, on the other hand, she doesn’t write her own lyrics. So, what the shit.”

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Andrew: “Everytime I say something in an authoritative voice, I’m wrong…”

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Andrew: “Ha-ha!”

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Andrew: “I’m ready to bog things down”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing to “We’re having what is known in the business as ‘technical times’ right now”

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Andrew: Laughing to “You know Diane, I had a notion the other day”

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Andrew: Light Laugh

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Andrew: “Oh, god! I thought that was me for a second, but it’s just some other really sexy sounding guy.”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “…the other one where it says, ‘well clearly you can’t tell Walsh, you’re a dingus and I’m from Canada'”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing to the name “Chubby Feeney”

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Andrew and Luke: Bang up job

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Andrew and Luke: Friday’s TBTL newsletter was a banger

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Andrew and Luke: “Okay, set it up. Set it up. Yesterday, (Laughs) we started the show…”

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Andrew and Luke: “Those Ohio nerves of Jell-O. Can I write that down? Ohio (Yeah) nerves of Jell-O.”

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Luke: “I wanted to hear with my own earballs”

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Luke: “Nobody likes to bog down a bog down”

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Luke: “Speaking of bogging down the bog down”

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Luke: “We got this new podcast, it’s not going great”

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Luke: “We’re gonna bog on down the bog down”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew could tell that Luke was trying to search for the Cleveland Browns Dirt song

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew plays a typewriter sound effect in the background but Luke doesn’t need it yet

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew’s “Standard News Wire” sound means getting the flute in Zelda

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Luke and Andrew: “Ba-bang! Pow!”

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Luke and Andrew: Colbert pulls the “You can edit this out later” TBTL move

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Luke and Andrew: “He’s a different kind of Republican with different kind of hair. And then, I think he might be a Labradoodle that got more Doodle.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ready to bog down the bog down? Let’s bog down the bog down!”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, that was a real FUBL: For Us, By Linh”

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Luke and Andrew: The guys blew through nap time

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Luke and Andrew: “Wow. I just learned something. I’m learnding! I’m learnding!”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #1920

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Andrew: “Because, I’m a professional”

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Andrew: “Cacao!!!”

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Andrew: “Did I ever mention how lonely I am?”

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Andrew: “Did you get really drunk and call the voicemail line?”

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Andrew: Fast “Tee-hee” Like Sound

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Andrew: “I liked being a hero”

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Andrew: “I salivate like a Pavlov dog”

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Andrew: “I try to, kind of, avoid the poo talk”

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Andrew: “I’m good! Where’s the pastrami?”

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Andrew: “Listen.”

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Andrew: Making “A Loss For Words” Sounds

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Andrew: “No”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah!”

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Andrew: “We all have that friend who’s kind of like ‘How have you not seen that movie?’, and like, ‘You gotta watch it tomorrow!'”

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Andrew: “When I go into Subways, I’ve told you before, I never get a 6-inch, I get a 12-incher; because, I’m a fat man.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I don’t know much about, I don’t know much about critters.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I know I should stop drinking beer; but, you know what? I’m an alcoholic!”

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Andrew: “Yup!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew survived and made it through another TBTL

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s long chuckling laugh

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Andrew and Luke: “Did you get really drunk and call the voicemail line? Not recently…”

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Andrew and Luke: “I didn’t like the end. I did not like the ending.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have a crush on my phone, it’s so weird. I’m jealous.”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke always sings in “A Sharp Flat” and possible show title

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Andrew and Luke: Things really fell off the rails

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Luke: “Alright, let’s do this”

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Luke: “And we were like, ‘What, the what?'”

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Luke: Chuckle

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Luke: “Grass-turd-dog-butt”

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Luke: “I think that my, kind of, the cooling of my fires of karaoke has paralleled neatly the cooling of my fires of drinking all the alcohols”

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Luke: Imitating Busta Rhyme’s “Woo Hah!”

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Luke: “It truly was, a TBTL redemption”

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Luke: “No!!!”

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Luke: “Oh, no”

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Luke: Singing “Game of Cats”

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Luke: “Stu-bot for the win”

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Luke: “This is gonna be a… this is a weird think to ask, is that me at the top of the intro you played?”

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Luke: “Truly was a treeing-walk of miracle”

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Luke: Trying to reproduce the mystery singer’s version of “Wind Beneath My Wings”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can we do a weird experiment? Yeah, do you want to sing?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t cacao on cacao. Cacao!!!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke Dirtrolls Andrew

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Luke and Andrew: Luke found a way to be a little sharp and a little flat

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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah, or you could also give it to me and then cut it out. I could do that; but, God… doesn’t that sound like work? Yeah, it does.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re my hero today, Andrew. Great.”

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Mystery Singer: Singing “Wind Beneath My Wings”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #1919

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Andrew: Awesome Laugh

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Andrew: Disgusted Sound

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Andrew: “Hide your toothbrush, hide your wife”

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Andrew: “I like going to the grocery store, ’cause I’m an old man!”

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Andrew: “I was definitely King Shit of Turd Mountain at this point”

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Andrew: “I’m not trying to be really pathetic here”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Snorting #2

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Andrew: “Somehow the median has become the lowest common denominator, and nobody can figure out how or why”

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Andrew: “This is where I’m just totally ageist”

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Andrew: “When I do fly off this train, I think calling me ‘Emeritus’ will be probably be a little too respectful.”

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Andrew: “Yawn!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew thinks Luke will put his small boat in his swimming pool

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Jen Andrews: Channeling Sara Bareilles

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Jen Andrews, Luke and Andrew: Not to confuse the Andrews in the world with the Andrews’s in the world

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Luke: “Because, they’re brushing every cuspid up in here”

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Luke: “Bunghole”

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Luke: Comparing Carey’s warm or cold thought process to his thought process when he has diarrhea

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Luke: “Drink wine in a rush, watch out Mrs. Kellogg’s toothbrush”

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Luke: “Except for the ones where they’re still under development, and those places, the streets have no names.”

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Luke: “Hello dude”

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Luke: “How is your war exactly unfolding, MacAuthur?”

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Luke: “I know upper-decking is number 2, and now I’m switching over to… I’m switching over from fudge to lemonade”

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Luke: “I never, I never let ‘Emeritus’ bum my high”

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Luke: “I was actually, other than becoming a future empregnator [sic] emeritus”

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Luke: Luke finds a soft spot in Andrew’s armor and calls him Smaug

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Luke: “What!?!?”

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Luke: “You did not wash your hands, did you?”

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Luke and Andrew: AMC, not Ford, Gremlin

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew inadvertently gets a new nickname

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is questioning why Luke is telling everyone about Rudy’s “hot, hot winds”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew was “Resting Garrison Keillor Face”

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Luke and Andrew: “I had to pull a piece of grass out of Rudy’s anus last night, (Whew!) by the way”

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Luke and Andrew: “Just cross your fingers that your name happens to pop up on a day when the show didn’t suck. Yeah, good luck!”

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Luke and Andrew: St. Elmo’s Fire

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Luke and Andrew: “There’s a good chance this show will go offline in a minute or two. Thank god.”

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Luke, Andrew and Jen Andrews: Talking about Luke’s resting face

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Clips From TBTL #1918

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Andrew: Andrew was about to say something mean about Luke’s radio hosting skills

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Andrew: “Burbanklia!”

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Andrew: “Burbanklia! How ya doing?”

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Andrew: Frightened thought sound

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Andrew: “Hey! Hey! Guys, it’s me Knob, who wants to go down to the park and disc it up?”

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Andrew: “I never thought that I would have so much trouble keeping up with the modern world. I mean, you know, I’ve got a smartphone.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “You’re so vain”

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Andrew: “Of course, your name is ‘Knob’!”

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Andrew: “Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness!”

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Andrew: “So, doi Walsh! Come on, man!”

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Andrew: “So, you know, I’m a modern man”

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Andrew: Tail end of a long laugh

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Andrew: Whispering “TBTL”

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Andrew: “You’re using some techniques of the biz”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew bleeped himself

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wants listener voicemails to listen to late at night

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Andrew and Luke: “How do you feel about my sport of loneliest? Gotcha! Your pain.”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke needs a bigger shirt

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Andrew and Luke: “No! No! No? No!”

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Andrew and Luke: Reminiscing about being an incompetent radio host and incompetent, enabling producer

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: Laughing

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Luke: “Again, the listeners are like ‘no doi!'”

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Luke: “Hey buddy!”

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Luke: “I hate not the listeners; where, I promote stories and then I don’t get to them.”

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Luke: “I’ve been listening to a lot of InfoWars and there’s a good chance Canada is a false flag country.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “No”

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Luke: Saying “But, I still rock” in a Borat-like voice

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Luke: Short Chuckle

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Luke: “The large is a litle bit blouse-y on me; but, the medium is definitely too small. There needs to be a medium plus.”

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Luke: “You’ve never not… You’ve never let not having good ideas stop you before.”

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Luke and Andrew: “…and it’s not even actually the act of co-hosting a talk show. You know what it is? It’s being around people and sucking my gut in. You’re so vain.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey Andrew, I hate not you. (I hate not you.)”

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Luke and Andrew: “My inspiration, my pep-talk giver, my wife, just walked in with Rudy. At this point, we know that she likes me than you, right? Oh, I think that’s clear as the nose on your face.”

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Luke and Andrew: Ultimate frisbee is the Scientology of sports

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Luke and Andrew: “You have no idea how under-prepared I was when I actually hosted the show. No, and his response was ‘Yes, I do.’ That’s what I’m trying to solve for here.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You mad, bro? I am mad. I’m mad at these bros! You mad at these bros, bro? Yes.”

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Clips From TBTL #1917

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Andrew: “And, I’m a smoker!”

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Andrew: “But I really like it!”

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Andrew: “But, that’s also half your joke”

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Andrew: “By the way. Picnic. Wednesday. August 19th. Be there. Woodinville, Washington.”

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Andrew: “Doi”

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Andrew: “Geez, Louise!”

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Andrew: “Geez, Louise! This is seriously the most… this is the worst radio and most embarrassed I’ve been in a long time.”

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Andrew: “Heheheheheheh”

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Andrew: “How are you doing, sweetie?”

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Andrew: “I just like to make people jealous”

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Andrew: Imitating a Game of Thrones audiobook voice actor

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Andrew: “Just litter the world, just cover the world with our ugly faces, and don’t worry about the environment.”

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Andrew: Philadelphia is a tough city full of Toughs

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Andrew: Singing a bit of “I Think I’m A Clone Now”

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Andrew: “That’ll pep you up”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you want to try a drumroll? Yeah, try to stop me.”

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Andrew and Luke: “How do you spell ‘Dotrice’? He is the…traditional spelling”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke “falling asleep” while listening to a clip of a Game of Thrones audiobook

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Andrew and Luke: Saying “Spoiler Alert” while playing a clip from a Game of Thrones audiobook

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Andrew and Luke: “When you play the Game of Roys, you win or you read… the noise? (Sorry) You’re right, let’s just go back to this.”

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Luke: Doing the TBTL intro in a very chipper, energetic mood

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Luke: “Don’t over-explain shit for us. Explanation, explanation, explanation, explanation…”

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Luke: Drawn out “Oh!”

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Luke: “I’m-a suspend this robot… from life!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: “Let me put on my CPAP, honey”

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Luke: “My name is Luke Burbank, I’m your host!”

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Luke: Snoring Noise

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Luke: “That’s the best way to consume O’Doul’s, by the way, is pour it right out on the sidewalk.”

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Luke: “We’ve also learned that we humans be fucked up”

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Luke: “Well played, Walsh-bot”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew blows out his ears playing “My Type”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew wears Dockers, not cargo pants

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew will live forever because his body is mostly pastrami

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Luke and Andrew: “If you ever have a chance, anyone in the listening audience, if you ever get a chance to lock down a side-kicking gig: do it. I’ll attest to that.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Is this the part where I do the world’s best drumroll? Yeah, you want to try the motorboat thing?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s do that with TBTL… Don’t do that! Don’t do that! Alright, whatever. This whole street team thing needs more thinking. Sorry.”

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Luke and Andrew: Sexually Tense Relationship

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Clips From TBTL #1916: Andrew Walsh Edition

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Due to the number of clips pulled from TBTL #1916, I am splitting them up into two batches. The first batch contained clips that primarily feature Luke.

This batch contains clips that primarily feature Andrew.

Andrew: All Luke’s parents heard was “Boat, boat, boat, boat…”

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Andrew: “Do you know, I’ve been waiting my whole life for somebody to say, ‘Good job, fat boy'”

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Andrew: “I wonder why they want people to go to boat school. I don’t know.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing “Right.”

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Andrew: “Layers of confusingness”

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Andrew: “Now, the nice thing about space, though, is that nobody can hear my screams… or whimpers.”

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Andrew: “Oh my goodness!”

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Andrew: “Oh, okay.”

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Andrew: “Really?”

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Andrew: The plot of “Top Gun” according to Andrew

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Andrew: “Well, you don’t come down to Hollywood without an air horn.”

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Andrew: “Why do you have to bring that up?”

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Andrew: “Word of advice: if do find yourself in that situation, do not try to grab the propeller.”

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Andrew: “Yep.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew has a thought and Luke told him not to brag

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s worried what happens if Luke were to be killed in a boating-related accident 

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Andrew and Luke: Luke’s air horn sounded like a squeaker over the line, but was more of a smoker for Luke

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Andrew and Luke: Luke’s boat license situation

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Andrew and Luke: Luke’s eating of pepperoni is adding a layer of confusingness

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