Tag: Andrew Walsh

Andrew: “Are you really wearing sweatpants right now, bursting sweatpants?”

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Andrew: “I feel like I’m being stupid here”

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Andrew: “…I just got drunk in the past 30 seconds”

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Andrew: “I know, I know”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry to, mate, to take us so off track for such a lame joke”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, I don’t know”

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Andrew: “So, if you’ve been sitting on an OPP”

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Andrew: “You don’t say ‘Our Lord in Heaven’ a lot”

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Andrew and Luke: “And our Lord in heaven certainly doesn’t approve of either (Thank you)”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew confuses Luke by saying “tee-enn-ess”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew didn’t know how to pronounce “naïveté”

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Luke: “Elena Kagen comes out with a t-shirt gun, just fires them into the crowd”

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Luke: Fakes out the listeners

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Luke: “FAQ Me Amadeus”

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Luke: “FAQ Me!”

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Luke: “I could sing you a song about Lamb of God”

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Luke: “I don’t even actually feel good saying this right now, because a lot of listeners are gonna go ‘Hey, that’s a great idea. Why don’t you do that five days a week, dombass?'”

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Luke: “Not on my bricks, y’all! That didn’t work”

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Luke: “Probably”

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Luke: Singing 2 Unlimited’s “Get Ready For This”

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Luke: “So, listen with those ears”

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Luke: “That was me, searching quinoa on the fly, Andrew Walsh. I want some credit for that.”

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Luke: “Very, very, very, very… very”

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Luke: “Who gives half of one fuck?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can I share this story with you… (You better!)”

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Andrew: “And I think, 1, 6 and 11 are the keys… I think”

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Andrew: Funny “Yeah”

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Andrew: “I keep putting garbage into my router and it’s not speeding it up”

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Andrew: “I’m listening to the show, hearing my countdown clock tick down to the moment where I’ve gotta spread this brilliance”

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Andrew: “Oh, today is my 24nd”

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Andrew: “See, you’re goading me into breaking the key to the show”

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Andrew: “Show title!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Snorting #2

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Andrew: “Time is a flat spoiler”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew missed an “up the ass” colonoscopy joke

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Luke: “A ‘Wed-nes-da'”

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Luke: “And there you go, those are the keys to the show!”

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Luke: “Hi, it’s ‘Wens-da’!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke noticed another typo on his TBTL notes sheet: “June 24nd”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke talks in the manner of Jay “The Bone” Buhner speaks in a truck ad

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Luke and Andrew: “So, I’m really talking out of my colonoscopy here. Yeah…”

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Luke and Andrew: “Sorry, I’m a little giddy, slappy and snotty”

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Luke and Andrew: “The hurt feelings of them saying he had syphilis dick. Like how…Show title!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah, you’re peak Walsh, you’ve hit peak Walsh. Yes… but I think the listeners have hit peak Walsh right about now”

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Andrew: “Anyway, good story Walsh”

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Andrew: “Boat-boat casting? Wait, no. Pod-boating? No.”

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Andrew: “But I like torturing you”

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Andrew: “Can’t filibuster in Dream Court”

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Andrew: Growling

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Andrew: “I don’t know”

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Andrew: “I saw the Golden Arches and they lured me in”

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Andrew: “I was like a hot, cranky, hungover”

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Andrew: “I’ll do anything for a tax write-off”

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Andrew: “Maybe nobody believes, and maybe you shouldn’t”

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Andrew: “No. No.”

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Andrew: Quiet, laughing “What?”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “So bad. So bad.”

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Andrew: “That’s my problem!”

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Andrew: “When I was done, I was like just done”

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Andrew: “Why are you yelling at girls in McDonald’s?”

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Andrew: “You’re losing ground on your argument. You’re losing ground! Abort! Abort!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Guess what I’m going right now? What? Standing.”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Hodor Fireball’ Walsh”

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Luke: “I tweeted it and I deleted it”

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Luke: “It’s always more sandwich than you need”

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Luke: “Not to be confused with ‘tooting it and booting it'”

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Luke: “That’s no doy”

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Luke: “What?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Take it from my cold, dead dreamcatcher. Yes, coffee-stained hands”

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Andrew: “Actually, tell me no more”

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Andrew: “Ever since I joined the show, they are load balanced. Everything pre-me is not load balanced.”

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Andrew: “Hot enough for ya?”

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Andrew: “I don’t have a safety net of Luke, the ‘Lukie-net’, as I call it”

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Andrew: “Like my job, like my girlfriend. Do have a cat who’s throwing up all over the place”

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Andrew: “Sometimes late at nights, when the whole house is sleeping, I will listen to other podcasts”

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Andrew: “Why the face?”

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Andrew: “You’re no WTF, you’re no Maron. I was like, ‘okay fine, I love you too sweetie'”

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Luke: “Oh shit, that’s a load bearing server? Do not take that thing down!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke sings “High Anxiety”

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Andrew: “Don’t worry Steve”

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Andrew: “Fuck you. Sorry for the language.”

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Andrew: “He is the goose that lays golden eggs”

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Andrew: “I always try to pet them with my eyes”

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Andrew: “I don’t know how much, how many American Pies we really need to dedicate to this, but…”

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Andrew: “I still dig it”

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Andrew: “I will fall on my God-damn sword and I will apologize and just explain it how I explained it here”

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Andrew: “I’d click on that”

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Andrew: “I’m fascinated by that!”

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Andrew: “If you’re not walking around with a fully-cooked, ready-to-eat sausage in your jacket pocket at all times, you’re not ready for life”

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Andrew: “It’s lost on the Walsh”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Long, Drawn Out “Ohh”

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Andrew: “My foot just went through, right through that hole”

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Andrew: “Oh no!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Stat!”

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Andrew: “Things are going downhill quickly over here, we’re going to need some kielbasa, stat!”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s a cockatiel named Kangaroo”

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Luke: “And I’m sorry I’m just venting, and sorry if I ruined your Friday, and sorry I’m not let you play R Kelly. I’m just sorry about everything, Andrew.”

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Luke: “Emotional service kangaroo”

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Luke: “He doesn’t have, so much, an emotional service kangaroo as an emotional service sausage; that, he likes to cook up most days and have for lunch sometimes”

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Luke: “Hey bud”

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Luke: “I don’t need you trying to hustle me along on to actual content”

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Luke: “I lost my primary sausage. Please, activate backup sausage protocols.”

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Luke: “Sorry about these sirens, they’re coming to take me away for deeply offending our listeners with service animals”

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Luke: “When they come into this room, they’re going to think something went horribly wrong. There’s no way to throw away underwear without it seeming like a murder happened.”

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Luke and Andrew: Hotel housekeeping interrupts Luke’s podcart recording

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Luke and Andrew: Overturned truck carrying peanuts

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Luke and Andrew: “That just about, that just about took my nipples clean off (Oh no!)”

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