Tag: Andrew Walsh

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Clips From TBTL #1870

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Andrew: “…and fantasize about all of the hot dogs that I’m going to eat, and then I usually eat one hot dog and some peanuts”

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Andrew: “And I had this twinge of jealousy”

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Andrew: “Don’t be jealous of that kid’s wings, you’re almost forty. You don’t need wings!”

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Andrew: “Female trees can grow up to be anything they want to”

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Andrew: “I don’t know”

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Andrew: “I put everything on, at the ball game. It’s probably the only place where I’ll put everything on”

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Andrew: “I shit you not”

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Andrew: “So, I’m like alright”

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Andrew: “Sorry about the catroll, it’s just business”

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Andrew: “There’s a lot of roundness going above my neck these days”

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Andrew: “What the hell!?!?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew opines about his roundness

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Andrew and Luke: “Show title… ding, ding, ding”

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Carey: “Oh Andrew… sometimes you just got to let him do whatever he’s going to do. I can only pick so many battles.”

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Luke: “Allu Akbar”

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Luke: Andrew’s long con

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Luke: “By that time of my life, I was working a job, I was soon to be a father. I had grown up, I had become a man.”

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Luke: “Going Kobayashi on it”

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Luke: “I’m never happy with the beginning of yesterday’s show”

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Luke: “I’ve got one hand for the car and one hand for the award winning podcast that’s about to ensue”

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Luke: “Let a little voodoo economics creosote dribble down”

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Luke: “No, nobody in my family rats people out. That’s the code, the Burbank-Kelly code”

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Luke: “Not to, I don’t know, polish my own turnip”

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Luke: Picking up Andrew at the airport

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Luke: Ringtone

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Luke: “This is also classic Burbank”

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Luke: “What!?!?”

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Luke: “Yeah, it’s pretty Li’l Abner if you look at it”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew could have been the “LeRon James” or the “James LeBron” of basketball

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Luke and Andrew: “Because if you’re saying something and I have a brilliant thought, as I often do, I need to be able to whip the microphone right back over here and eat it. Nothing sexual about what I just said, by the way.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke lives life in a cavalier fashion yet manages to find an escape hatch in the nick of time

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “Fireball”

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Luke and Andrew: Trees can group up to be doctors

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Clips From TBTL #1869

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Andrew: “Air-ra-bee-ca” versus “Arabica”

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Andrew: “Anyway”

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Andrew: “Classic Paul”

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Andrew: “Even that, he still says in such a bitchy way, and again, I’m sorry about the language everybody”

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Andrew: “Fuck you”

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Andrew: “He’s a hard man to get a measure of, Art Garfunkel”

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Andrew: “Hey guys, look, Hollywood Walsh is back in town. Like, stop the show”

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Andrew: “Huzzah, Luke is here”

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Andrew: “I don’t think you have to be a rocket scientist to figure out who’s the Art Garfunkel of TBTL”

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Andrew: “I kind of emanate a nebbishy nervousness”

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Andrew: “I’m portly”

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Andrew: “I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, I’m kind of like the Sizzler of podcasting”

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Andrew: “Next two days are going to be really rough, aren’t they, when we have to see each other”

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Andrew: “No, no, no”

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Andrew: “Oh my God”

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Andrew: “Or displaying all of your heavy hitting books on the bookshelves in the living room and hiding all of your Stephen King books under the bed”

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Andrew: Sighing

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “That’s fine. This is brave work, oh my God”

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Andrew: “Well, I’m a Garfunkel!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I’ve got road rage cuz there’s a bunch of dummies on the road”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew chuckling and Luke saying “Oh man”

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Andrew and Luke: Does not like seeing the shape of his belly being conformed to by a shirt

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Luke: “And, she be like ‘you need to talk more about us on your show'”

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Luke: “Are you a Sasquatch? How are you getting away with all this murder, Garfunkel?”

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Luke: “I consider you the restaurant within a restaurant of podcast side-kicking”

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Luke: “I have a very sexy condition where I continue to sweat for hours after I’ve exercised”

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Luke: “I’m not agreeing with you that I bring in ‘da noise and da funk'”

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Luke: “It’s classic Garfunkel”

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Luke: Telling the listeners how to spot Luke at the TBTL Mariners game

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Luke: “That’s just because Paul Simon be hella short”

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Luke: “Well… okay, here’s the thing”

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Luke: “You buy shirts with the worst-case scenario in mind”

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Luke: “You’ve turned into the angriest lad in all of Koreatown”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew doesn’t know what to call the show

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew has been putting up with Luke’s everything for years

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is a Garfunkel

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is Garfunkel to Luke’s Oates

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Luke and Andrew: Luke goes over the categories of books that Art Garfunkel likes

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Luke and Andrew: Luke has achieved complete water neutrality

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Luke and Andrew: Luke is like a bucket or cartoon character with holes

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Luke and Andrew: “This is a competition of who’s going to blow a vocal cord first…”

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Luke and Andrew: What they do is brave work

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Clips From TBTL #1868

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Andrew: “…are you interesting if you watch TV? Clearly, the answer is no.”

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Andrew: “Everybody’s like ‘woohoo'”

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Andrew: “How did I get this job?!?”

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Andrew: “If the Pope is going to get all Huckabee on it”

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Andrew: In some circles, Andrew’s nickname was “Alien Nation”

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Andrew: “Oh God, yeah!”

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Andrew: Snorting Sound

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Andrew: “The fanciest lad in all of Koreatown”

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Andrew: “Yay!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, that’s more classy”

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Andrew: “You haven’t lived until you’ve zested a lemon”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew finds something that he knows about: TV

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew trying to correctly guess the “Blossom” TV theme song

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew trying to figure out how to say “for you” in Spanish

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Andrew and Luke: “Last week…That’s enough out of you”

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Luke: “Geez Louise, this is serious business”

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Luke: “Good, good, fresh, fresh, talking about the very best…Taco Time”

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Luke: “I am the podcaster that mounts the (inaudible)”

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Luke: “I feel like such a gourmand”

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Luke: “My friend, Andrew ‘Hollywood Fireball’ Walsh”

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Luke: “Okay, TBTL.” (Cleaned-up Version)

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Luke: “The piece de resistance. The coup de naw.”

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Luke: “Well, that was pathetic”

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Luke: Whispering “I hate that song so much”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is a lonely guy and wants to hear your voices

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Luke and Andrew: Appropriate music for Dream Court

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Luke and Andrew: Cock Merchant and Belated Cock Merchant Warning

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Luke and Andrew: “Just imagine someone in Guatemala saying ‘Okay, TBTL'”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke describing his old Shameber (or Shamber)

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Luke and Andrew: Luke does his impression of the song “White Rabbit”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke thought he was caught not paying attention to the dream segment

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Luke and Andrew: Luke would prefer to eat his pizza in his shameber (or shamber), away from the prying eyes of God

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Clips From TBTL #1867

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Andrew: “…eyeful of homeless chic…”

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Andrew: “Hey, you know what? A sidekick’s job is never done”

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Andrew: “How dare you drag me unexpecting into a marital dispute”

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Andrew: “I don’t know”

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Andrew: “I’m actually old enough to drink”

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Andrew: “Okay, alright”

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Andrew: “What the hell am I talking about?”

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Luke: “I’ve been married a lot of times, I know how to manage the situation Andrew. Okay?”

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Luke: “My parents were like, ‘Ah, hell no. We’re getting our money’s worth out of this”

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Luke: “You’re really blowing my mind”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew has infected Luke with his anti-social fashion senses

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is (faux) surprised at the concept of Luke and Carey living together before getting married

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew suffers from JOMOFO (Jealousy of Fear of Missing Out)

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Luke and Andrew: “One day, this show will collapse under the weight of the acronyms that make no sense”

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Luke and Andrew: “We prefer the term, ‘professional drinker’, Andrew”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, that landslide will bring you down. Landslide will certainly bring me down.”

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Clips From TBTL #1866

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Andrew: “All of those adjectives sound like things that I do or am like”

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Andrew: “And I just think, God damn, someone should hire me”

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Andrew: “Excuse the language, this is fucking New York City”

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Andrew: “I think Westeros is going to be happy to hear that”

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Andrew: “I’m a master putterer”

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Andrew: “I’m Fireball the Protector”

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Andrew: “I’m going to totally ISFJ out on this”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh God, I’m such a Princess Mary”

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Andrew: “Oh shit, yeah, very organized”

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Andrew: Quiet Chuckle

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Andrew: Quiet “Oh yeah”

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Andrew: “So, let’s put that in our idea bank”

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Andrew: “That doesn’t seem right”

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Andrew: “That word, it does not mean what you think it means”

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Andrew: “You’ve been on a little bit long, Carey”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew inquires about the status of the Idea Bank account

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Andrew and Luke: Luke was late on the drumroll

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Carey: “This is going to be a series of, ‘how cool is Luke'”

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Carey and Luke: Luke asks if Carey’s Briggs-Myers test came back pregnant

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Carey, Luke and Andrew: Carey knows who the “Belle of the ball” is on the show

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Carey, Luke and Andrew: Luke accidentally buzzed when Rosa Parks’s name came up

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Carey, Luke and Andrew: Luke is enjoying Carey’s description of Luke’s ESFP result

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Luke: “And, bearded…”

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Luke: Entering nines, pauses and code into a fax machine

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Luke: “How are you, buddy?”

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Luke: “I had a Princess Mary in college, but then it got infected so I took it out”

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Luke: “I’m done generalizing about people in other countries, so I would like to generalize about women for a moment”

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Luke: “I’ve been hand-cranking that thing”

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Luke: “Mr. Andrew ‘Fireball’ Walsh and the Columbo of Podcarting” (with Marsupial Gurgle sound)

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Luke: “My inner world is all about what the outer world thinks of me”

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Luke: “Oh yeah, yeah, yeah”

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Luke: “The Camastermind”

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Luke: “The Master-Commander-Mind”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke is a classic ESFP

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Luke and Andrew: “My drumroll letter is just a frowny face…”

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Luke and Andrew: “New York City. New York City!?!”

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