Andrew: “And just let the chlorine and God work it out”
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Luke: “Andrew, we have a boner”
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Luke: What Luke would do if he caught a kid peeing in a hotel pool
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Tag: Andrew Walsh
Clips From Show #1831
Fears, crunk juice and tickle monsters. The perfect trifecta that was show #1831.
Andrew: “And that seems inappropes”
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Andrew: “Classic Walsh (classic Walsh)”
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Andrew found nothing interesting, not one bit…
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Andrew: “Geez Louise, like who cares!”
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Andrew: “I don’t have words. If I did, they would start with an ‘F'”
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Andrew: “…I just make up words all the time too and mispronounce things…”
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Andrew: “I wanted to give you enough rope, Burbank”
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Andrew: “That’s not right”
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Andrew: “Wheels up, glasses off”
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Luke: “…feel like this is mostly your way of just wanting to kiss and hold me”
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Luke: “Well, it sure made the tickle monster games more bearable”
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Luke: “You’re violating your rules here, bruh”
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew has a number of fears
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Luke and Andrew: Luke has a FONK, or a “fear of not knowing”
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Luke and Andrew: “That is the quickest trip to ‘Insecure Town’ for me…”
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Clips From Show #1830
Andrew: “Oh Luke, no one is more Richard Sherman than you”
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Andrew: “Okay, I’m gonna quit”
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Andrew: “Smoke ’em, Johnny”
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Andrew: “You assume it, and the listeners hope for it”
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Luke: “Do. Not. Tell. My. Wife.”
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Luke: “I know, I sound like a broken record, but…”
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew fakes out Luke with “They are shutting us down”
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Clips From Show #1829
Resting. Beard. Face. That is all. Well, that’s not the only clip from show #1829.
Andrew: “And I look like…the angriest fat man in the world”
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Andrew: “And it turns out, I’m actually kind of a cranky son-of-a-bitch”
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Andrew: “I could just get out of my damn routines and go do something with my arms”
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Andrew: “I flip it and reverse it”
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Andrew: “Just so many assumptions I make on a daily basis”
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Andrew: “Mmm-hmm”
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Andrew: “Oh my God, I’m so sexist! Women can be one-armed too!”
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Andrew: “Somebody had to beat that horse”
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Andrew: “That’s just what I’m putting out to the world when I’m happy”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew describing his happy, yet aggressive face
Andrew and Luke: “Is dream catching segueing into dream courting?…”
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Luke: “Andrew, face the facts. You’re walking around with Resting Beard Face”
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Luke: “It’s like somehow in my sleep brain, it makes sense”
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Luke: “Learning to enjoy the journey of life”
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Luke: “RBF. Resting Beard Face.”
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Luke: “You live very much inside your own head”
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Luke and Andrew: Stop dream-shaming Andrew!
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Luke and Andrew: Stu-bot
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Clips From Show #1828
Andrew: Andrew “Trevor Noah” Walsh
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Andrew: “By definition, marriage is between a man and a monologue”
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Andrew: “I got some bullying stories you can borrow”
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Andrew: “It was a meatball sandwich!”
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Andrew: “…maybe he’s a sandwich outsider artist”
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Andrew: “You had a but, you said but”
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Luke: “Again, I’m sure alcohol played a role in this”
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Luke: “And I’m also running out of childhood to talk about”
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Luke: “And the bloom is off the rose, brother”
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Luke: “Did that or did that not occur” spoken in the manner like the Defense Attorney in Serial
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Luke: “That’s not the ‘Boom Boom’ that I know”
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Clips From Show #1827
Between saxamaphone talk, Luke trying to sing the theme to “Night Court” and playing “Taps” with his mouth horn, and finding ways to flout a flauta, there were a lot of gems from show #1827.
Andrew: “Andrew and Luke, you silly rabbits”
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Andrew: “I’m kind of a big open sky country guy”
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Andrew: Interesting Sound
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Andrew singing “As You Wish”
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Andrew: “That’s not a ‘no'”
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Andrew: “We only have a few more seconds. Luke, will you marry me?”
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Andrew: “What the hell just happened!?!?”
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Andrew: “Why does everything bad happen to me?”
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Andrew: “Would you say that Dr. Luke is prescribing a chill pill?”
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Andrew: “You can’t flout a flauta”
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Andrew and Luke: “Just a quick check here, neither of us are drunk, right?”
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Luke: A very interesting “What!?!?”
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Luke: “And my key change game is strong”
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Luke: “And of course, it’s all about me Andrew”
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Luke: “Aww, that means that you love me”
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Luke: “Check out my flauta”
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Luke: “I don’t want to hear about your Harry Anderson”
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Luke: Makes up some interesting song lyrics
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Luke: Playing “Taps” with his mouth horn
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Luke: “Saxamaphone”
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Luke: Tries to sing the “Night Court” theme song from memory
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Luke: “Woah!”
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Luke and Andrew: Can’t “claim the lane” with a baby stroller and a canoe oar
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Luke and Andrew: “Flaunting a flauta” versus “flouting a flauta”
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Luke and Andrew: Ghost in the drop machine
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