Clips From TBTL #3552

Andrew: “Ah… damnit!!”

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Andrew: “Dropbox, that’s where… that’s where they get ya!”

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Andrew: “How you like me now?”

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Andrew: “I haven’t done it since I was 11!”

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Andrew: “I still don’t know if my parents know. Don’t… anybody play this for them”

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Andrew: “I’ll be goldarned!”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry. I’m in a mood today”

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Andrew: “It’s such a racket, man!”

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Andrew: “Just wants to spread the gospel of ranch”

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Andrew: “Like, fuck you!”

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Andrew: “Meanwhile… people are… dragging their french fries through dranch [sic]

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Andrew: “Oh! Am… I’m, I’m over here. Oh, wait! No, I’m over here. Or, was I ever hear at all? Like, fuck you! Like, I, I don’t care… I’m sorry. I’m in a mood today”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! I messed that joke up!”

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Andrew: “Prid quo who?”

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Andrew: “Should we just quit?”

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Andrew: Singing “It’s Gerald”

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Andrew: “That’s where my brain is really broken”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I know that move! I haven’t done it since I was 11!”

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Andrew: “Your HBs-O, and your NetsFlix, and what-have-you”

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Luke: “I just wiggle it”

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Luke: “It doesn’t get the classic Andrew Walsh ‘F you’?”

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Luke: “It… bothers you!”

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Luke: “Prid crow… Prid quo whoa!”

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Luke: Saying “I found the rat!” as Christopher Walken

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Luke: Saying “Jamal.. Abdi… Jamal Abdi… A good TBTL donor” as a computer voice

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Luke: Singing “It could only be Gerald”

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Luke: Singing “Therabody was kung-fu fighting”

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Luke: “Well, in… in more ‘I’m over here. No, I’m over here. Fuck you’ art news”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, they sound pretty chill. Get over yourself. They sound fun”

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Luke and Andrew: “Things are gonna start happening to me… (happening to me now) now”

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Luke and Andrew: “We put the ‘pro’ in ‘quid… pro… quo’. We put the ‘no’ in ‘prid quo no’!”

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Clips From TBTL #3551

Andrew: “Hunh! Paul Rudd”

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Andrew: “I’m up for baldingest man alive. So… wish me luck on that”

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Andrew: “Luke… Did you… did you do any Googling about this?”

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Andrew: Saying “What’s he building in there?” as Tom Waits

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Andrew: “Sexiest Men Alive Emeritus?”

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Andrew: Singing “Oh, I know you’re hungry”

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Andrew: Singing “Who else is gonna bring you… a broken arrow?” as Rod Stewart

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Andrew: “What was the tongue situation?”

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Luke: “Active coyotes in the area”

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Luke: “Aging ain’t but a number if you’re an exceptionally beautiful person”

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Luke: “Cloud Fog… What are you clouding?”

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Luke: “Come eat me, mountain lion”

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Luke: “Everything’s-fine-here…burg”

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Luke: “I wonder how we’re gonna get outta this one, Burbs”

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Luke: “So, I just start… bushwhacking up this… crazy steep hill”

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Luke: “Up, up, and away!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you sh… (Yeah) S-ing my D?”

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Clips From TBTL #3550

Andrew: “Aw, Dean Stockwell!”

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Andrew: “Hey, Andrew. I’m gonna make you some cocoa”

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Andrew: “Hey… Did you think that e-mail from Luke was weird?”

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Andrew: “Isn’t so-and-so weird?”

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Andrew: “It just sounds awful”

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Andrew: “It was great!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God, you devil”

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Andrew: “Well, geez! What about that guy?”

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Andrew: “You’re a helper!? What the hell!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I like to take a blueberry, put it in the raspberry, then pop it in my mouth… A real fruit turducken. Exactly”

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Luke: “I’m… Pic Stitch ’til I die”

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Luke: Saying “Shoulda taken a left at” as Bugs Bunny

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Andrew: “I didn’t know that Von Miller is a Ram now. Why did he go to the Rams?”

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Andrew: “It was weird. It was weird and fluky”

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Andrew: “Just talk right over you for a lame-ass joke”

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Andrew: “Luke, Luke, close your ears; cuz, you don’t like it when… people are pessimistic”

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Andrew: “Sorry to interrupt, but I just wanted to get a joke in to say: they almost should’ve double-checked it”

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Andrew and Luke: “I didn’t know that Von Miller is a Ram now. Why did he go to the Rams? Because… I don’t want him to be a Ram”

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David Burbank: “You understand people not having it in their mouth”

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Clips From TBTL #3549

Andrew: “How about them Brownies?”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what’s going on”

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Andrew: “I have a… burning question!”

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Andrew: “I look forward to the… squeak-quel”

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Andrew: “Is this a wow-chi and an ouchie, or is this a pro-Fauci… misc-ouchie?”

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Andrew: “It’s something called, ‘sūb primé loan'”

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Andrew: “Makes me feel a little bit better to hear you stumble on that. I’m making a joke about my stumble and I still couldn’t even recreate the stumble”

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Andrew: “Okay. So, you have friends. I don’t”

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Andrew: “The answer is your Luke Bure… [ph] Burbank, but… Or, Boobank”

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Andrew: “Well, this makes me sound like a creeper; although, I’ve mentioned it before”

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Andrew: “You can roll it. You can push it. But, you can not walk it!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Luke… Boobank… Lurk… Burbonk… (Yes) Lork… Borbok”

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Andrew and Luke: “People who like trains… Uh-huh! That doesn’t stop a foamer”

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Luke: “It’s a grouchy anti-Fauci”

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Luke: “Luke Boo… Luke Boo-brank”

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Luke: “Luke must’ve got up early to drive and get this key; which, I did”

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Luke: “Now, even Luke can be approved for loans!”

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Luke: “Ooh-la-la!”

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Luke: Saying “Just one more thing… Is that pro-Fauc…?” as Columbo

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Luke: “Well, if it isn’t the consequences of my decision making”

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Luke: “You see it as vaccine denial. I see it as immunization embracing”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m gonna wear this mask! But, I gotta tell you all that I don’t like wearing this mask! (Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm)”

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Clips From TBTL #3548

Andrew: “Bean, I’m so sorry that… Luke keeps talking about your stool!”

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Andrew: “Diners, Diners and Diners”

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Andrew: “Excuse me! Excuse me! I wanna do this thing”

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Andrew: “Hey, look at me getting words right!”

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Andrew: “I am one of the biggest scaredy cats… in the world”

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Andrew: “I think I regret not doing this”

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Andrew: “I’m just collecting… places that have booths that I like and food that I can tolerate at this point”

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Andrew: “It’s fun to fly a plane!”

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Andrew: “It’s kind of intimidating. There’s, like, muddling involved, I think”

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Andrew: “Just a little bit more of the, like, extended throat”

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Andrew: “King of the Tuk-Tuk sound!”

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Andrew: “Oh, the game!”

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Andrew: Singing “Sky Train! Ooh”

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Andrew: “There are other Dick’s too”

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Andrew: “What kinda shit is that!?”

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Andrew: “You talked to a really big baby today”

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Genevieve Haas: “Fuck you! I’ll rollerblade ’til I’m bloody!”

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Luke: “69!!!”

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Luke: “Cuz, I just need to get to these french fries”

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Luke: “Dick’s, fries and Kraken games”

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Luke: “Does the workday need to be so long?”

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Luke: “Hopefully the booty calls will be kept to a minimum. But, I don’t know. It’s a Friday. We can get fun, we can get flirty”

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Luke: “I gotta get outta here”

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Luke: “I was contemplating doing some Green River killering”

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Luke: Saying “Thanks everyone… We just had a little bit of traffic here on the runway. So, as soon as these planes back out, we will pull in” as an airplane pilot

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Luke: “Where be your nutcracker?”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, I look… and I see something deeply upsetting… Standing at the corner of Mercer… like 5th and Mercer, or wherever I was… people in Kraken jerseys… Oh, the game! The mother… trucking… (Bleeping) hockey game… has just… let out”

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Luke and Andrew: “He is Andrew… (Fuck you! I’ll rollerblade ’til I’m bloody!) What was that!? Walsh. What… was… that!? (And, he’s coming to us, right now, from just across this table) Profanity!”

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