Clips From TBTL #3547

Andrew: “Ahh! This one’s on me!”

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Andrew: “ASCII and you shall receive-y”

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Andrew: “But, I can’t remember, Luke… Do we ever… find out where the gabagool is?”

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Andrew: “Don’t cryogenics over spilled milk”

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Andrew: “He’s been graba-ing the gabagool”

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Andrew: “How dare you try to take hot food!”

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Andrew: “I mean, listen, I know I’m not the… the… sharpest pencil in the book”

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Andrew: “No, I’m a hard no on that”

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Andrew and Luke: “Because, I used to go to a medical marijuana shop, Luke… clutch your pearls if you must… in Los Angeles (This is why you can’t say ‘cryogenics’… Fried you brain on weed)”

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Luke: “Everything’s coming up… Burbank”

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Luke: “F you, Jobu”

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Luke: “I got an appointment with a frozen head; which, isn’t a euphemism for going number 2”

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Luke: “Life is like a box of gabagool, Andrew… Where is it?”

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Luke: Saying “And over here… they’re spreading marshmallow… have you seen this, on the sandwiches?” as Sebastian Maniscalco

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Luke: “There’s no cryogenics in baseball?”

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Luke: “Tie goes to the terrorists”

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Luke: “You wanna dance? Let’s dance”

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Clips From TBTL #3546

Andrew: “Do your job or get another job!!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know the language. I’m unfamiliar with this process”

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Andrew: “I’ll turn this back on myself a little bit though too”

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Andrew: “It’s… intimidating!”

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Andrew: Singing “When you drop kick your jacket”

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Luke: “Calm down, Burbs”

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Luke: “Parent groups just don’t understand”

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Luke: “Well, if you’re gonna rob something in Portland, this is the week to do it”

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Luke: “What I’m realizing is that I am annoying”

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Luke: “What the hell!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s a sagging indicator. (It’s a sagging indicator) That’s also a decent show title (That is. I’ll write it down)”

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Luke and Andrew: “This bar has been robbed, at gun point, twice in the last week. Whoa! Sorry. That, that was a laugh… turned cough… turned Greg Cody. Sorry about that”

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Clips From TBTL #3545

Andrew: “I almost can’t contain myself”

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Andrew: “I feel like this is the problem with these smart machines”

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Andrew: “Luke fails”

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Andrew: “Oh… hi, Mark!”

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Andrew: “That is… so fucking bleak, man”

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Andrew: “This is all bunk and it’s not gonna happen”

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Andrew: “We are definitely living in another… another time of these, these huge barons that’s just so strange… I dunno if I used ‘barons’ there right”

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Andrew: “You don’t know me… dryer. You don’t know how dry I like my clothes”

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Luke: “And, Andrew… when I tell you that I let out a yelp! Talk about a Yelp! review of a lifetime”

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Luke: “I am, I am super into windows”

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Luke: “I can’t do that, Luke… No, I just need you to dry this stuff a little bit more. I’m sorry… It’s dry. Well, it’s really not. I’m holding–I’m the one who has to wear it. I’m sorry… My sensors tell me it’s dry, Luke”

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Luke: “Let me get my beak wet”

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Luke: Making the sound of electricity zapping through his body

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Luke: “My booty be itchin'”

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Luke: “Oh, you were the guy with the secret baby, right?”

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Luke: Singing “Wiggle it… just a little bit. Lemme see you wiggle it”

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Luke: “Thank… God you’re nerds!”

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Luke: “The Metaverse is really The Matrix, right?”

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Luke: “You know… I like a good stare… It’s a big deal to me”

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Luke: “You son of a B”

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Luke and Andrew: Improvised advert for Dani Gaudreau

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Andrew: “And, again, I know that we were playing, again, no offense, but some old cattle”

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Andrew: “And, also, keep in mind… I’m… kinda loaded while I’m… throwing these leaves off the roof as well”

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Andrew: “And, I got a Wentz on the bench!”

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Andrew: “Aw, son of a… gun!”

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Andrew: “He’s got drops all over the place”

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Andrew: “His name is Scruffy Scruffington, by the way”

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Andrew: “I don’t know! I don’t know… I’m out… I’m not out”

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Andrew: “I got a Wentz on the bench, Luke!!”

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Andrew: “I just like to make those noises”

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Andrew: “I kinda got a little shirty with you and kinda got up on my high hor-horse”

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Andrew: “I love a good tight end game!”

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Andrew: “I love a good tight end game! That sounded… slightly naughty”

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Andrew: “I love… good tight end game!”

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Andrew: “Man-boy stomping around the house!”

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Andrew: “Now! Now is when I take care of this!”

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Andrew: “Oh!! Oh!! Oh!!”

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Andrew: “Oh!! Oh!! Oh!! I just like to make those noises”

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Andrew: “Really, dude? Really?”

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Andrew: “So, I got a Wentz on the bench”

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Andrew: “So… there I am, rooting for Green Bay!”

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Andrew: “So… there I am, rooting for Green Bay! You’re welcome, Lisa”

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Andrew: “Well, I’ll wake up in the morning and, and the poison will have passed; but… the poison hasn’t fully passed”

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Andrew: “You talk about the McCown brothers, Luke”

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Luke: “Did you have any part of Chunt back this week?”

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Luke: Singing “He was in grade school… He over-estimated Joe Burrow”

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Luke: Singing “I believe in miracles!”

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Luke: Singing “Where you from? Game day scratch”

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Luke: “Well, these guys are cooked”

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Luke: “Will everything work the same when he comes back”

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Luke: “You know what? Have an opinion, jerk”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Don’t rake leaves in anger (…)”

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Luke and Andrew: “When… you’re talking about the No Point, there’s absolutely… no tangle too long. Or, janitor too strong

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Clips From TBTL #3544

Andrew: “I’m deleting the app!”

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Andrew: “Oh, I missed that! Oh, what a bad Clevelander am I”

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Andrew: “Put me in the shitter; cuz, it’s what I deserve!”

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Andrew: “Some people finger-wagged me on Twitter!”

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Andrew: “There’s no dente to al”

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Andrew: “Woohoo!”

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Andrew: “You know… when we were younger and broker and… more East Coaster”

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Andrew and Luke: “I ask them to put me in the toilet. I’m, like, just put me in the shitter. (You really do) That’s what I deserve… is what I say. Well, okay”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t wanna turn this whole show into complaining about cable companies and it’s already turning that way (I do)”

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Luke: “40s… 50s… 60s… 70s… 80s… 90s… and today”

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Luke: “Bunk-ass lasagna”

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Luke: “Comfort level: Low… Comfort level: Extremely low”

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Luke: “Coming to you from the beautiful South Waterfront… of Portland, Oregon… Which is not where I moved this weekend… It’s my girlfriend’s house… Because, it turns out… the Internet does not work… at my new apartment”

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Luke: “Ple-thor-a”

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Luke: Saying “Weird!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing melody to a song

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Luke: “You know what? You’ve actually, you’ve checked my privilege and I, and I thank you for this”

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Luke: “Your lack of trust in me is warranted”

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Clips From TBTL #3543

Andrew: “‘Warming up in the arm barn’ is a terrible phrase”

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Andrew: “Before you even ask, let me admit… today’s going to be a No Brains Day on my side of my microphone as well, Luke. I’m sorry”

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Andrew: “But, I love it so much”

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Andrew: “Congratulations, Zuckerberg. You just invented Second Life again”

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Andrew: “I call it ‘Rosemary’s Babying'”

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Andrew: “I don’t even know why I said that. I, I honestly don’t”

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Andrew: “I don’t need to be in a room with hot spinach dip for 2 hours, for God’s sake”

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Andrew: “I hate that phrase so much!”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna drive you up there, Genevieve”

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Andrew: “I’m willing for you to convince me of this”

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Andrew: “Love you a transition; I’m hearing the wheels”

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Andrew: “No Brains Day”

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Andrew: “Oh, shoot! Andrew, why would you do this on a No Brains Day?”

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Andrew: “Okay. We gotta tear this thing down… down to the pegs… Studs?”

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Andrew: “Rosemary’s Baby is about people who move into a new apartment and have to their first dinner on the floor. Like, that’s all you need to know”

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Andrew: “Sorry. This is awkward. I’m pulling out my phone”

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Andrew: “Stop playing this shell game!”

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Andrew: “That’s Luke approved, right?”

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Andrew: “The Omen is about a kid who stands on a roof”

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Andrew: “The Poltergeist is a movie about a, a TV that has a lotta static”

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Andrew: “Warming up in the arm barn”

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Andrew: “What a great coinky-dink”

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Andrew: “Whoa! You had a propeller one!? Whoa! Rich kid”

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Andrew: “Why won’t they let me on the Le Batard Show? Do you have to know anything about sports?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I’m interested in hearing about that on, on Monday”

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Andrew: “You’re flashing the cash on the boxes”

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Luke: “21st floor”

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Luke: “Andrew’s Turbo Film Reviews”

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Luke: “By the way, welcome to Apartment Talk… I’m your host, Jeff Goldblum… Change your apartment, change your world”

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Luke: “Don’t do that! Be nice to my friend Andrew”

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Luke: “Going down”

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Luke: “How can I guess that, Andrew? How can I guess that? And, you don’t believe in a God”

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Luke: “I am, like, honestly, in just the throes… the throes of second guessing myself”

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Luke: “I’ve already slightly pwned myself”

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Luke: “Parking level 1”

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Luke: Saying “Uh, yes-yes-yes-yes, yes” as Jeff Goldblum

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Luke: “Well, if it isn’t the consequences of my decisions”

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Luke: “Your friend’s new name is: Roden, Roden”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can I center myself in this story? (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Come on down to the Arm Barn! (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “It just sounds fun and… (Mmm-mmm) and flirty”

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