Tag: Andrew Walsh

Andrew: “All of a sudden, it is like mustard gas in the whole room again!!”

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Andrew: “And, I think if somebody farts in the movie, you smell it in the theater”

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Andrew: “And, like, I’m just talking to you, having a grand ol’ time, and, just now, moments ago… the room just filled with a stench!”

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Andrew: “Anywhoozle”

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Andrew: “But, he is gassing up the place!”

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Andrew: “Chalamoo? [ph]“

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Andrew: “Goddamnit, Theo!”

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Andrew: “Good evening. Today, our top story is: my cat has gas”

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Andrew: “He’s just sleeping and farting!”

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Andrew: “I kinda don’t wanna blow it all here”

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Andrew: “I think Madonna was in one of my dreams last night”

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Andrew: “I walk into my, into my studio and… it reeks!”

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Andrew: “I was with you… the other day… pizza face”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna do something… really stupid here”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry I’m destroying this show, earnestly”

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Andrew: “Luke, know your place”

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Andrew: “Not cool, man!”

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Andrew: “Old farty Theo is now awake. So, now, that’s gonna lead to screaming, probably, that the mic will pick up. Sorry about this”

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Andrew: “Shit. That sounds good, though”

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Andrew: Singing “Dune-tune! [ph]“

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Andrew: Singing “Just gonna play me a Squid Game”

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Andrew: Singing along with the Blursday song’s funky bass

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Andrew: “Today is the day that I start staring down that newsletter deadline”

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Andrew: “Well, I’m about ready to do something karmically bad here”

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Andrew and Luke: “Get that nose ring, it’s a bones day! That’s right!”

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Luke: “But, also, terrified that people were gonna think… I had… the ‘rona”

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Luke: Singing “Somewhere in my wicked childhood, I must’ve done something good… Cuz, here you are, standing there, loving me; whether or not you… should”

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Luke: Singing “Yeah, we fancy like Applebee’s on a date night”

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Luke: “That tail really wags this dog, dudn’t it?”

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Luke: “Timothée Chablagoo [ph] has been dead the entire film”

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Luke: “Your actor’s new name is: Chablagoo, Chablagoo [ph]“

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m giving you 2 Pinocchios for that. Oh, no!”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s my second spicy take for the day. I’m gonna try to out-spicy Theo today, if I can. (Yeah, please… Cover it up)”

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Luke and Andrew: “When you start whispering about… tummy troubles… that’s a Top Story to me. Okay”

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Andrew: “A, alternator. B, brakes”

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Andrew: “Pooch”

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Andrew: Singing “Thank you, baby”

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Andrew: “You know, nothing says you’re staying awake for a while after cleaning up cat barf”

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Andrew: “You’re sunk, man!”

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Andrew: “Your brain remembers all kinds of shit

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Luke: “He likes the aisle and she likes the window”

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Luke: “I was… Andrew… hot… yesterday, flying home”

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Luke: “It’s Patsy Cline!”

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Luke: Singing “D-I-V-O-R-C-E”

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Luke: Singing “D-I-V-O-R-C-E… Becomes final today”

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Luke: Singing “I’m back in baby’s arms… How I miss those lovin’ arms. I’m back where I belong, back in baby’s arms”

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Luke: “You love to Z it!”

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Luke and Andrew: “How about: Jesus Christ, Andrew! Why are you making this so hard? (Well)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Maybe I’m just oily, honestly. Maybe, it’s not a hair thing. Maybe, it’s I’m secreting some kind of. Either way, I feel like you’re coming on to me here. Stop making yourself… so attractive”

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Luke and Andrew: “Welcome to ‘Brains or No Brains’. This is where… Luke and Andrew figure out if they woke up with brains or not. Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “A frustration of nipping birds”

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Andrew: “A rage of hijinks?”

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Andrew: “I’m so pearl-clutchy”

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Andrew: “That’s right, baby!”

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Luke: “Air sickness bag of skyjinx?”

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Luke: “An annoyance of hijinks?”

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Luke: “Get the nose up on this mortality train”

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Luke: Saying “Grr… Mmm. Seats. Uh, overhead space” as a zombie

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Luke: “What about a ‘hoo-hoo’?”

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Andrew: “I am a fan… of nosiness”

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Andrew: “I am a fan… of nosiness… when… it’s given to you in this manner”

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Andrew: “I am shy; but, I am not quiet”

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Andrew: “I saw 2, count ’em… not 1, but 2… movies on their opening weekend this weekend!”

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Andrew: “Let’s be nosy!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God, yeah!”

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Andrew: “Pew-pew-pew”

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Andrew: “That’s such a good journalistic answer!”

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Andrew: “Uh, Sam… Ziggy says you’re gonna leap again”

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Luke: “Here comes… one of AMR’s finest. Just… cruising down Couch… Boy, that sounds like an adult film”

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Luke: “I don’t know how to control these things!”

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Luke: “Is it a bones or no bones day?”

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Luke: “My point in that, Andrew, is… never engage”

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Luke: “Pew-pew-pew!”

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Luke: “Well… you know, first of all, we’re idiots”

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Luke: “You say the shy part loud?”

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Luke and Andrew: “My point in that, Andrew, is… never engage. Yeah. Just never engage”

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Luke and Andrew: “What are ya Dune here? (Mmm) What are ya Dune here?”

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Andrew: “And, I’m sorry, Luke. I’m gonna try to make this as least sporty as possible”

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Andrew: “How do you not know Love!?”

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Andrew: “I am the treat giver!”

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Andrew: “I don’t want my cat loving some robut [ph] more than me!”

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Andrew: “I drop all kinds of opinions on this show… every single day”

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Andrew: “I know this feeling”

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Andrew: “I think that those black-out curtains really keep you blacked out”

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Andrew: “If I’m giving my cat a treat, I want it to come from me!”

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Andrew: “It sorta smells like oil but tastes like blood”

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Andrew: Making machine gun firing sounds

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Andrew: “No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no!”

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Andrew: “Oh, goddamn!”

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Andrew: “That’s right!”

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Andrew: “This wound will heal”

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Andrew: “You need to stop apologizing; cuz, that’s what’s gonna make us kill you”

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Andrew: “You will love your… robot bird overlords”

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Andrew and Luke: “Good morning, Luke. What happened, buddy? What’s going on, over in the Apple (Dude!) that sometimes sleeps”

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Luke: “I was a mess, Andrew”

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Luke: “Welcome to de Blasio’s New York”

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Luke and Andrew: “I was in a, like, a compulsive loop of apologizing (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “This might be the city that never sleeps… But, I was the TV correspondent… who slept too much, this morning, Andrew. Oh, no. Did you show up… late?”

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