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Clips From TBTL #3459

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Andrew: “And, to you, good sir”

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Andrew: “Because, they thrill me!”

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Andrew: “But, I also don’t wanna just say… ‘I don’t like fireworks’ cuz it’s the right thing to say in 2021; because, they thrill me!”

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Andrew: “I don’t like fireworks”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna be a loser”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna start with Loser Talk here, Luke… I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna be giving you Loser Talk, I don’t wanna be a loser”

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Andrew: Imitating the Nextel push-to-talk sound

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Andrew: “Shut up, Luke. I’m praising your compassion”

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Andrew: “Was his bin too full, or his heart empty and sad?”

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Andrew: “Why that one? Why now? What are they doing; and, how can you steer clear of it all?”

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Andrew: “You see what I have to work with!”

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Luke: “Adult Pop-its!”

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Luke: “Fight, flight or dance”

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Luke: “Gosh, they’re fun!”

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Luke: “My brain’s going in a million directions; and, none of them lead to this show being 30 minutes long”

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Luke: “Sit down, Phil Spector!”

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Luke: “You got Doog’d”

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Luke and Andrew: “If you’re praising my animal compassion, you can cut me off any time… Shut up, Luke. I’m praising your compassion”

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Clips From TBTL #3458

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Andrew: “Between that and K-Strass, we just burned through 2 of the nominees. Slow down, Burbank!”

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Andrew: “I realize I’m the type of guy who would let it build right up to the beat and then stop it immediately”

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Andrew: Singing “Freedom!”

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Andrew: “This is so extremely my shit”

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Andrew: “We need to add some more songs to this playlist… stat!”

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Andrew: “Well, then, we just have a little bead of silence”

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Andrew and Luke: “Did you interview her? Yes… Have I ever read a book… when it wasn’t assigned reading, Andrew?”

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David Burbank: “Funk and soul for days”

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David Burbank: Imitating a Skrillex beat drop

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David Burbank: Panting

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David Burbank: “Pants and pants and pants”

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David Burbank: “Well, I created a… Gmail account… and, I guess… made the name way too confusing for a show that’s entire name is an acronym”

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David Burbank and Luke: “People say the show isn’t on the bleeding edge. Come on, man. We’re breaking, we’re breaking bands right here”

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Luke: Saying “So… you’re stinking up my mohair!!!” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Shut up, little man!!”

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Clips From TBTL #3457

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Andrew: “And, you don’t make it seem like sex is something terrible and dirty”

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Andrew: “Aww! You gave that bird a nice thrill”

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Andrew: “Because, the idea of thrilling an animal”

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Andrew: “But, I like the idea of, of thrilling a friendly animal”

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Andrew: “But, why? Why?”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I’m scared of drops at the beginning of the show”

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Andrew: “Filling two birds with one scone”

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Andrew: “I am listening to the show as I walk my dog”

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Andrew: “I feel like we could… keep ‘thrill;’ because, the idea of thrilling an animal… Ohh… I don’t wanna finish this sentence; cuz, I’m scared of drops at the beginning of the show”

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Andrew: “I, actually, think it’s pretty funny… Not!”

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Andrew: “Oh, guys… Oh, it’s… I wanna live in there”

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Andrew: “That’s what’s made me such a fantastic lover, Luke”

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Andrew: “The talk. I never had the talk”

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Andrew: “Well, most of the shit I know is stuff I half-read in Reader’s Digest”

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Andrew: “When a… man and a woman roll around a lot together”

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Andrew: “Why am I talking about the way we talk to kids about sex on TBTL? Why am I doing this? Why did I bring the conversation here?”

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Andrew: “WHY BIRDS AND BEES?”

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Andrew: “You don’t know what humping is!?”

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Andrew: “You just pray a lot… and, that’s how you get babies”

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Luke: “Can we re-title this show, ‘What’s That Stank with Burbank’?”

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Luke: “Everything’s coming up Burbs”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “This is… one of the weirder ways to get into a Top Story on this show”

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Luke: “You don’t fuck with the Jesus”

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Luke and Andrew: “Future us knows it. Past us didn’t know… (No) that future us was going to do it. There. Thank you for clearing that up”

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Clips From TBTL #3456

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Andrew: “Again, I’m really not trying to be a, a negative… Andrew here”

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Andrew: “And, it’s just nice to, you know, not be scorched with own scatological words, coming back at me in my ears”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna be told what to do!”

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Andrew: “I eat sausage all the time. It’s just the fact that it was on a stick was what exotic about it”

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Andrew: “I think the opening of The Sopranos is genius; but, I hate that song”

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Andrew: “I was out of words”

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Andrew: “Of all the terrible… things that I said on the show yesterday, that I could’ve been cut out and… played to introduce me today, that’s a pretty good one. I feel comfortable with that”

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Andrew: “Oh, I love it”

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Andrew: “Thrill two birds with one drone”

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Andrew: “Thrilling two birds with one scone”

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Andrew: “Well, hey, listen. I’m in the newsletter game. I know how it goes, bro”

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Andrew: “Yes!!”

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Andrew: Using the word “segregation” and immediately regretting using that word

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Luke: “Damn! I was changing a lot of diapers!”

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Luke: “I agree with everything that you just said”

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Luke: “I’m gonna celebrate today, Andrew, goddamnit!”

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Luke: “Please, sir… can we have more?”

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Luke: “Tip of the iceblurgh”

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Luke: “Uh, they gross!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Would you say you push back against the soft bigotry of lower expectations? I would”

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Clips From TBTL #3455

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Andrew: “And, this is… already too long and too rambly”

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Andrew: “Apparently, I shit my pants”

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Andrew: “Gah, I gotta get on the horn! I gotta talk about this with someone! Where… where do I put this story about pooping in a clean toilet!?”

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Andrew: “I am all man, not machine”

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Andrew: “I’ve been scared of deer”

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Andrew: “If you were in the wild, would you be living under a big cactus? What do you what… little guy, big guy?”

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Andrew: “It broke my goddamn heart, Luke!”

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Andrew: “It was rough, man!”

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Andrew: “It’s 73! It’s almost too cold”

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Andrew: “Like, a deer’s eyes are scary man!”

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Andrew: “Little congratulations to me. Today’s a big day, by the way… I am all man, not machine, for the first time in a long time”

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Andrew: “No ice! Don’t ask about the ice!”

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Andrew: “Sure as shit”

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Andrew: “That’s coming back to get me, isn’t it?”

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Andrew: “What the hell is this system!?”

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Andrew: “Where do I put this story about pooping in a clean toilet!?”

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Andrew: “You’re home now! Drink in the direct sunlight!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Gah, I gotta get on the horn! I gotta talk about this with someone! Where… where do I put this story about pooping in a clean toilet!? Exactly… That’s coming back to get me, isn’t it?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Randy! Randy!”

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Luke: “Anything happened this weekend in Portland?”

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Luke: “By the way, it’s episode 3454 in a collector’s series (Let the fun begin)” [ed: Nope]

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Luke: “In the lee of… Napa, California… if you like fruit wine, the way I do”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: “You know… like, Arby’s, they have the meats. Mmm-hmm. The airlines, they have the planes”

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Clips From TBTL #3454

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Andrew: “Allez Opi-Omi”

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Andrew: “Allez… Opi.. Omi”

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Andrew: “He was messing up my reservation!”

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Andrew: “I love my job, of course”

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Andrew: “I regret making that sound already”

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Andrew: “I’m being extra here”

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Andrew: “I’m here with somebody who’s very close to TBTL to help me do the show today… She’s been a great friend… to TBTL throughout the years… She’s been a great friend to me throughout the years, as well; in fact, we live together”

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Andrew: “I’m sure I’ve talked about this on TBTL; because, it’s so boring and so tedious, so why wouldn’t I?”

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Andrew: “Is there a TV in there? I like TV”

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Andrew: “It’s hot… It’s really hot. It’s hot outside… It’s hot inside”

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Andrew: Making a trumpet sound

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Andrew: Making a trumpet sound and saying “It’s time for 5 Questions With Genevieve”

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Andrew: “Really, Sarah Smith!? Like, really, Seattle Times!? This is the person we’re interviewing?”

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Andrew: “She starts pounding the meat harder”

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Andrew: “Take it easy! It’s hot out there!”

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Andrew: “They’re hiding NFTs in the paper towels!”

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Andrew: “Well, this is the podcast where I describe my windows”

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Andrew: “Whatever is going on with that ice back there, it’s not for me”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “It’s time for 5 Questions With Genevieve… I regret making that sound already. I do not want to hear that coming back at me. Which, guarantees that you will (Please)”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “Thanks for doing this with me. Sure. These are not… (Where am I?) optimal… (What day is this?) These are not optimal (What’s happening?)”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “Yeah. Chase that cheddar… Yeah, you gotta… I gotta get paid!”

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Genevieve Haas: “But… this, too, shall pass”

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Genevieve Haas: “What’s your WiFi password?”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “No mountain to tall. And, good luck to all”

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