Tag: Andrew Walsh

Andrew: “¡Luko de Burbo!”

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Andrew: “¿Burbo de Luko?”

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Andrew: “All of our listeners are jerks!”

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Andrew: “Every time I see a curb… I get this bad, tingly feeling in my stomach”

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Andrew: “I didn’t even realize this was you! I’m such an idiot! This is your sister Hannah”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna give away the farm here”

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Andrew: “I get so much shit wrong!”

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Andrew: “I mean, I’m filing lawsuits all over the place”

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Andrew: “I’m just so paranoid about nose blindness”

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Andrew: “I’m right about this!”

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Andrew: “I’m swinging and missing all over the place today”

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Andrew: “Looking at this thing… upsets me”

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Andrew: “Ooh! I don’t know who that is”

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Andrew: “Power snout!”

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Andrew: “The… power of God compels you”

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Andrew: “They’re all lovely people… mostly”

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Andrew: “Too buff to live, man”

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Andrew and Luke: “10 days to my birthday to Luko (Mmm-hmm) de Mayo”

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Luke: “And, then, a couple of other areas that I’ll leave to the listener’s imaginations. Actually, don’t imagine that! Get your minds out of the gutter!”

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Luke: “COVID… it is Hell… Everyone… go get your shot… No more virus… Byeee!”

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Luke: “Down a step and then in… And, then, down a step and then in”

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Luke: “I’m just a catty little bitch who lives for the drama, Andrew”

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Luke: “Luko de Cinco”

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Luke: “Molest my earholes”

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Luke: “Oh, how the blurs has turned”

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Luke: “Thirst much… Burbs?”

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Luke: “Whatever. Burbo de Mayo”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, then, when he had a child at 17, I remember think… I’m such an idiot!”

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Luke and Andrew: “How the (Hmm) blurs has turned (Indeed)”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Love Truck! Baby, Love Truck! Hop in! Have some love! We’re driving in the Love Truck!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Would you consider unblocking him for his Blursday? Naw, hell, no, man! You’re blocked, my bud!”

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Andrew: “Here’s where things become problematic!”

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Andrew: “I don’t even know what that is!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why I’m getting so much delight out of this”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why I’m getting so much delight out of this. It’s just social media”

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Andrew: “I know people are doing this all over… all over the pod-verse today”

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Andrew: “I think I committed campaign fraud?”

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Andrew: “It’s been ruined for me”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Ohh, I’m gonna… I can’t remember”

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Andrew: “Sorry Land of a Thousand Lakes; but, have ya seen Splooch the Diarrhea Turtle?”

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Andrew: “That really bums me out!”

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Andrew: “Whad’ya mean?”

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Andrew: “What the hell is the Valley City Youth League; and, what did I do with them!?”

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Andrew: “Whoa! You’re the Will Smith of public radio!”

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Andrew: “You brought us here!”

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Andrew: “You’ll get in shape. I guarantee you!”

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Andrew: “YouTube comments are a weird place. They don’t get… necessarily all nasty”

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Luke: “Arigato gozaimasu!”

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Luke: “Arigato gozaimasu!” #2

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Luke: “Nobody cares about the book. No offense”

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Luke: “Nothing gold can sag”

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Luke: “P.S… Slabjacking”

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Luke: “See? See!? See, Andrew!? I was right to be suspicious of Will Smith!”

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Luke: “There is just something very TBTL about that”

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Luke and Andrew: “It is… (Adorkable) adorkable indeed!”

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Andrew: “Dank, janky way”

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Andrew: “Good grief, Walsh”

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Andrew: “Hello. Welcome to Seed and Stem. We offer a… farm to bong to experience here”

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Andrew: “I can smell that damn phone!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if this is a good show”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna be a bummer here”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna, like… let my empathy… meters peak too much on this”

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Andrew: “I feel a little bit like a Buttinski here”

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Andrew: “I hated Clippy… so much!”

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Andrew: “I root for… relationships”

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Andrew: “I think I got a lot of details on that wrong”

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Andrew: “I wanted to kill Clippy”

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Andrew: “In a… dank, janky way”

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Andrew: “Mix this into… 90 seconds of splendor… which is what I describe my love making as”

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Andrew: “Sorry to be a bit of a snoop here”

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Andrew: “This is the Beatles? This is the Beatles!? This is ‘I Wanna Hold Your Hand’ people?”

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Andrew: “Those jokes appeal to me”

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Andrew and Luke: “I think you might be a Clippy. You might be a Clippy (You might be!)”

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Luke: “Bad day? It’s okay. TBTL”

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Luke: “Because, I… am your mother!!!”

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Luke: “Because, we are… a very inventive show that also just… talked too much about nothing yesterday”

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Luke: “I promised myself I wasn’t gonna do the yodel… and, then, I did the yodel”

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Luke: “Stressed about COVID? Slap on that mask… put TBTL on… and strut through that grocery store”

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Luke: Yodeling “Yahoo!”

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Andrew: “And, also, my glasses are off!”

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Andrew: “And, I’ve sucked all the air out of it”

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Andrew: “Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah”

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Andrew: “But, who gives a shit?”

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Andrew: “Doctors recommend Camels!”

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Andrew: “Goodbye Yellow Brark Road”

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Andrew: “I didn’t need to lay that at his feet”

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Andrew: “I don’t love this. I don’t love what I’m about to do”

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Andrew: “I had to take a COVID test in the parking garage”

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Andrew: “I had to take a COVID test in the parking garage before they let me in”

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Andrew: “I had to take off all of my clothes”

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Andrew: “I know the names now! I know all the names!”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna say this in the middle of a Dazzling Donor message, which I shouldn’t do”

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Andrew: “I’ve always poo-poo’d the effectiveness of ice”

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Andrew: “Ice is actually… it just feels great”

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Andrew: “In my sleep, Luke, I am so happy… that I’m not a virulent racist, apparently; or… whatever else that comes from the worst places of people”

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Andrew: “It’s amazing how annoying I get with rat-a-tat-tat-tat jokes”

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Andrew: “It’s pretty clear which one is the bent finger”

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Andrew: “Like, I was just out of my mind”

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Andrew: “Put me under all the way”

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Andrew: Saying “I hope you wanna go to beautiful Ontario, Oregon!” as Mort

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Andrew: Singing “Are you tough enough?”

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Andrew: “That was my power out”

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Andrew: “There are big… chunks of me waking up that I don’t remember”

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Andrew: “This is what gives me life, Luke”

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Andrew: “Turns out, I’m just Mister Peanut Butter”

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Andrew: “Turns out, I’m just Mister Peanut Butter… all the way through”

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Andrew: “Ugh! I don’t wanna breathe anymore!”

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Andrew: “Wait, though. Hold on, hold on, hold on”

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Andrew: Whispering “There’s something about the sound of a cat”

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Andrew: “Why did I choose this e-mail?”

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Andrew: “Why? Why would we torture them?”

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Andrew: “Yellow Brark Road”

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Andrew: “You do not wanna be one of the healthcare providers… dealing with me when I’m nervous”

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Luke: “Cinco de Luko”

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Luke: “Good boy gets a good bell”

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Luke: “Is that how candles work?”

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Luke: “It was just on the spammiest of spammy lists”

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Luke: “Pass the Dutchie ‘pon the left side, bro”

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Luke and Andrew: “Baseball’s back! The death of the pig… the smash of the ball… The smash of the ball, the death of the pig. Baseball’s back”

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Andrew: “I’m remembering now, Luke”

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Andrew: “It’s like a black mirror right now, Luke”

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Andrew: “It’s not a weapon!”

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Andrew: “Oh, I guess I was a little bit goofy yesterday”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah. Protection. Nice”

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Andrew: Saying “We got the Huns on the run! Take that, Adolf” in an old-timey newsreel voice

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Andrew: “We’re going to the chainsaw capital of the world!”

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Andrew: “What if it can recognize… sarcasm… and, it just knows that I’m fucking with it right now?”

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Andrew: “Why is there somebody pointing a bow and arrow at me right now!?”

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Andrew: “Yeah… We got our best guys on it… they have us working in shifts”

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Andrew: “Yours might have rubbed off”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you say, ‘comfort and joy, comfort and joy’? Yes… The tidings… that… people are finding on the Slack page are creating comfort and joy for them”

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Andrew and Luke: “Unicorn… (Yeah) mind explosion (Uh-huh)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Why do movies have to be so dark these days? (Right?)”

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Luke: “At worst, you’ll just wet yourself”

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Luke: “Big tree fall hard; but, you’re gonna have to pump a lot into me”

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Luke: “It’s been an honor… to… to, to, you know, be in your ears five days a week. Wow, that got… borderline sexual”

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Luke: Saying “Who is Randy Newman; and, why is he mumbling?” in an old-timey newsreel voice

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Luke: Saying “You’ve heard a lot about this picture… And, I see by the ads, that some experts think… t’is the greatest movie ever made… I don’t!” in an old-timey newsreel voice

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Luke: “TBTL… means never having to ask, ‘Is this boring?'”

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Luke: “We read the New York Times so you don’t have to”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “Uh, why was everything a cartoon? Why are these toys talking? I like things that are real!” in old-timey newsreel voices

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Andrew: “And, then I do some toot!”

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Andrew: “Are we doing good, Luke; or, are we doing bad?”

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Andrew: “Because, I’m probably gonna say so much dumb shit… in today’s show”

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Andrew: “I don’t care what you do”

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Andrew: “I like gripping it during the show”

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Andrew: “I’m maxin’ and relaxin'”

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Andrew: “Now, I don’t wanna play toss-across anymore!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no, Luke… I can’t remember any famous people’s names!”

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Andrew: Saying “Ooh. I’m wondering if I’m doing that for lunch!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “They call him, ‘The Bone Doctor'”

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Andrew: “Vaxxin’ and relaxin'”

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Andrew: Whispering “Secrets”

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Andrew: “You know what? I think this vaccineen… [ph] this vaccineen is… Luke, I think this vaccineen is bad”

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Luke: “It’s a wint-wint”

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Luke: Saying “Ya, show me your leadership skills!” as Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Luke: Singing “He uses vaccineen… [ph] Vaccineen”

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Luke: Singing “We don’t care about the yarn folks”

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Luke: “Yeah. Participation awards and squishy baseballs… The softening of America!”

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Luke: “You know, when you don’t drink, these things really sound like what they are”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke whistling “Young Folks” and Andrew saying “Wow”

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TBTL Jingle Mashup

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