Tag: Andrew Walsh

Andrew: “Because, I feel like ‘dingbat’ might be a word that I could hear coming out of Mike’s face”

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Andrew: “Burbank cards”

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Andrew: “Hey, I’m in a Genevieve sandwich”

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Andrew: “I just remember waiting for the 75 Express bus in high school… and just praying for death!”

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Andrew: “Indeedily-doo, neighbor!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Alright”

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Andrew: Saying “It gets dark early. I can’t handle this” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Yeah, I know nothing about Chicago!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Le Batard! We don’t get the show! You don’t guess the show!”

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Luke: “As far as honey doodles go, that’s a real melon scratcher”

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Luke: “Gosh dang it!”

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Luke: “I mean… whatever tiny shred of empathy the listeners still have for me, with all of my shenanigans”

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Luke: “I… enjoy both hanging and being loose!”

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Luke: “It would be an Andrew sandwich… the Genevieves would be the bread”

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Luke: “One time I remember thinking about cheating on a test; and, I was, like, ‘What if I… just stored the answers in my brain… And, they didn’t–then, they’d never even know I was cheating.’ And, I was, like, ‘Oh, that’s just learning!'”

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Luke: “Parlez vous a little français”

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Luke: “The point is, we’ve decided we’re moving, Andrew… together… to a dingbat apartment… in LA… Genevieve is invited; but, she doesn’t have to come”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, I’m a Luke sandwich! Because, there’s one of me. What?”

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Andrew: “Are you featured in a movie? Who wants to see a movie?”

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Andrew: “Are you male? No! Genderless steamed hams”

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Andrew: “Are you the Cherry Poppin’ Daddies?”

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Andrew: “Here’s where things get… interesting… Finally”

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Andrew: “I apologize for… everything”

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Andrew: “Listen to the show with Phyllis. I can’t get into it again”

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Andrew: “Question eight. Question eight. Sorry, I thought I mispronounced ‘eight’. ‘Eight’ is a hard word to pronounce. Got an ‘E’ and an ‘I’ in there”

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Andrew: Singing “Turning on the microphone. Turning on the microphone”

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Andrew: “That’s not those words. That’s not those words mean”

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Andrew and Luke: “Thank you for letting me walk here! (Yes)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Thank you for letting me walk here! (Yes) I appreciate your conscientious driving”

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Luke: “Gwhat?!? [ph]“

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Luke: “I’ll see you a week ago… What? I don’t know”

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Luke: “Oh, shit. It’s learnding!”

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Luke: “That’s a good point. I don’t know the origins of that. I made an assumption there… but, I was probably right”

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Andrew: “Don’t get me wrong, I fill the void in many unhealthy ways; including… the midnight sausages I had yesterday”

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Andrew: “I am a homebody; but, that sounds like Hufflepuff doesn’t it?”

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Andrew: “I don’t even know what that means!”

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Andrew: “I don’t really care about dragon pox. I don’t… think it’s real. I’ve been vaccinated”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! Are you serious?”

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Andrew: “Ooh, I like that!”

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Andrew: “Rabble-rabble! Rabble-rabble”

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Andrew: “Snake! Snake! Snake!”

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Andrew: “Sorry about the yelling cat. I’ll take care of him during the break”

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Andrew: Stumbling on the name “Hogwarts”

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Andrew: “That’s what I do for a living, you stupid website”

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Andrew: “There’s something about Harrys”

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Andrew: “These are all words that I’ve messed up in the past few… in the past few shows. And… I will not forget about until the new year rolls around; because, 2021 Andrew makes no mistakes”

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Andrew and Luke: “Why, in Harry Potter, does everybody have to be divided up? Like, wouldn’t it be better if you school… Cuz, J.K. Rowling is a… a monster”

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Luke: “Did it fill the void?”

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Luke: “I am… your host, Buke Lurbank here with… Wandrew Alsh”

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Luke: “I’m Luke Burbank… Or, today… I’ll be known as Buke Lurbank. More on that coming up in a minute”

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Luke: “No, I’m, I’m not drunk with alcohol right now”

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Luke: “See, I can be alone as long as I’m drunk”

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Luke: “Wandrew… Alsh?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hogwarts is the name of the school. It was my safety school. Yeah. Hogwarts was my safety school”

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Andrew: “Hammacher Schlammacher, I said more ham!”

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Andrew: “I have fancy ice balls”

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Andrew: “I have fancy ice balls… that are tiny little guys”

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Andrew: “I’m out of words”

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Andrew: “Sack-the-donuts”

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Andrew: “This almost sounds too normal!”

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Andrew: “This feels like a joke!”

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Andrew: “Use the promo code: WHATTHEFUCK”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m out of words. I can’t even finish (Yes) that sentence”

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Luke: “Go Browns”

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Luke: “I am happy to spread… half-truths… and outright lies”

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Luke: “I believe it runs on d-bags”

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Luke: “I don’t know!! I’m a pepperphile!!”

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Luke: “I licked my phone today because I got rice on it”

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Luke: “I’m now… playing three-dimensional chess. This is the Luke’s Gambit, the Burbs Gambit”

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Luke: “I’ve got some… serious Hammacher… to Schlammacher”

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Luke: “Is it a Hammacher… a Schlammacher… or a… Shammacher?”

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Luke: Making retching sounds and saying “Oh my God. What happened? Did that turn?”

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Luke: “Mr. Cottage Cheese”

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Luke: “Not the… lying on TV. I do it all the time”

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Luke: “The… Superb Owl”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, I (Yeah) finally secured the cottage cheese assignment!”

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Luke and Andrew: Getting indirectly mentioned for always correcting Luke on the pronunciation of “Wagyu”

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Luke and Andrew: “I have a bite of wagyu beef… Ya happy? No. Ya happy… out there in listener land?”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s ‘wagyu,’ by the way (Wagyu)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke isn’t stressed about the lying part on TV

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Andrew: “A little sexy for the holidays”

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Andrew: “Although, I did grow up to be a wise-cracker, I would say”

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Andrew: “Cuz, then, we’re gonna have to work ’em out together, and it’s gonna be frustrating for everybody involved”

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Andrew: “Diminutive. Mmmm-mah-mah-mah-mah [ph]“

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Andrew: “Diminutive. That’s all it is, Andrew! Don’t add things!”

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Andrew: “Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la?”

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Andrew: “I assigned it to the wrong song!”

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Andrew: “I got it out now… Not when it mattered”

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Andrew: “I hate to spoil this. I already have it”

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Andrew: “I think this is gonna be a tough quiz; but, we’re up to the challenge of losing it”

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Andrew: “What Santa needs this Christmas is more downloads”

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Andrew: “Woohoo!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Because, who needs another (Yes) podcast, right!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m feeling a little pride… Luke! Yeah! I don’t wanna be too prideful on Christmas”

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Andrew and Luke: “On his… mother’s lap. On his… TBTL daddy’s lap… Ew!”

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Luke: “It looks like that I and that U wanna get close together”

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Luke: Singing “Altogether unruffled”

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Luke: Singing “Me-mi-mo-mu. Me-mi-mo-mu. Me-mi-mo-mu”

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Andrew: “But, her mom, big sister and I will always think of Ella Bella [ph] as the best present our family could’ve asked for! Aw, crying over here!”

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Andrew: “But, it feels good when I do it, doesn’t it?”

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Andrew: “Go norf yourself!”

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Andrew: “I don’t give a fuck-crap!”

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Andrew: “I knew I shouldn’t have trusted you!!”

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Andrew: “I really did a number on you, didn’t I?”

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Andrew: “I would like to buy the factory in Germany that makes these pens!”

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Andrew: “I’m mad already”

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Andrew: “I’m not proud of these now”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry to be a wiener about it”

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Andrew: “Jolly good!”

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Andrew: Making a farting sound

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Andrew: “Now, this is the most important thing I will say on the show today… Merry Christmas”

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Andrew: “Oh, by the way! I have a Slayer story for you!”

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Andrew: Singing along with the Blursday song

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Andrew: “Skittle scat-it, let’s get at it?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Zoink! Yoink!”

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Luke: “#Blessed and #lucky”

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Luke: “Deuces!”

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Luke: “Everything’s coming up Burbs!”

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Luke: “I don’t give a Norfolk!”

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Luke: “I was… crying in the car yesterday”

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Luke: “I’m the one who Barketplaces! What?”

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Luke: “Maria… Bartro-romo… I’m gonna say her name different every single time. I’ve said ‘Bartromo-no’… I’ve said ‘Fartromo-no’… And, I’m saying ‘Bartiromo'”

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Luke: “Please… show kindness to it”

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Luke: “Thanks, Mom!”

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Luke: “You scruffy… norf-herder! Scruffy looking norf-herders!”

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Luke: “You’ll know when we’re doing the segment, Andrew, okay?”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, now I am considering taking it back… The… (I have to take…) Your comment or the pen? Both”

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Luke and Andrew: “As… people know, I don’t… I… ID… AF. I don’t. IDDAF. I don’t. IDGAF. Fuck… Okay. I don’t give a crap”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke is scared of saying “Norfolk” correctly due to the old Nordic curse word “Norf”

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Luke and Andrew: “Luke must have come early to be in the studio before you! (That little bastard!)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s mom called while Luke was talking and the call notification was a wee bit loud

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