Tag: Andrew Walsh

Andrew: “Be white, my friend!”

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Andrew: “I could deepfake you a phone call with… nail polish right now, if you wanted me to, Luke”

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Andrew: “I forgive; but, I don’t fob-get”

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Andrew: “I love this story!”

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Andrew: “I’m not well”

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Andrew: “It was TBTL day!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Lorena!?”

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Andrew: Making a creaky vault door opening sound

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Andrew: Making a creaky vault door opening sound #2

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Andrew: Making a farting sound

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Andrew: “No!!”

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Andrew: “Revisit!? I live here now!”

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Andrew: “Splooch, there it is”

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Andrew: “Sploooooch!”

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Andrew: “What’s going on with Luke’s brain!?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew jokingly said that he’s changing all of his passwords to be “passw0rd”

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Andrew and Luke: “I missed my chance to blow… as… (Mmm-hmm) Slim Shady?”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke took a screenshot of joining “The Colonel’s Club” while Andrew was talking

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Andrew and Luke: “Thomas has been hearing the show! Do you think, maybe? Yes!”

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Luke: “Boy, did… that work out!”

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Luke: “I went with tummy because mouth sounded dirty”

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Luke: “Ron Donald… Doozle!?”

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Luke: Saying “Portland, Oregon, a good town” in a pipe organ-y manner

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Luke: Singing “Impeccable!”

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Luke: “Start the show!”

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Luke: “Tag Team, back again”

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Luke: “What we talk about when we talk about Taco Bell”

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Luke and Andrew: “Scooby Doo! They call him, ‘Scooby Doo;’ but, Scooby don’t! He doesn’t do! He doesn’t do! Scooby doesn’t do!”

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Andrew: “Alright. Lemme get out what I’m trying to get out here”

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Andrew: “Alright. Lemme get out what I’m trying to get out here… which, is what I said to the doctor the other day”

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Andrew: “And, again, not trying to get into your head; but, that ambulance has the wrong show number”

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Andrew: “And, I also liked his weed”

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Andrew: “First of all, I just think that we should publicly shame you”

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Andrew: “I drink my coffee black!”

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Andrew: “I’d like… to have a… warm heart”

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Andrew: “I’m about to tell a story… involving the word, ‘skin tag;’ and, if this is what I’m pivoting to, what was I pivoting away from? That’s what I want everybody to think about right now”

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Andrew: “It also is a really fun thing to play around with”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Luke… you beautiful man. You just gave me the perfect segue”

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Andrew: Making hi-hat sounds

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Andrew: Making pneumatic steel brush sounds

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Andrew: “Oh my God, I should’ve”

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Andrew: “Sliding into glee and you felt something on your knee?”

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Andrew: “That was a really shitty thing I just said”

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Andrew: “The brown frown”

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Andrew: “You’re kinda gonna unleash me on this a little bit”

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Andrew and Luke: “Can we try to… close the things that close and get this in order? Number things that number? Count the things that go up by one each day?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you know what skin tags are, Luke? Know ’em? I’ve got ’em!”

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Little Luke: Singing “We wish you a merry shit-buns. We wish you a merry shit-buns. We wish you a merry shit-buns; and… shit-buns”

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Luke: “Consider me dazzled by that doot”

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Luke: “Hey, listen, Andrew. If I had to beat my salami to make the audio on this show… convincing to the listeners… I will”

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Luke: “I stopped the show!”

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Luke: “I’m not trying to provoke a thing”

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Luke: “Oh my God! So many different kinds of ladles!”

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Luke: “Shit-buns is his favorite phrase right now… No matter what tactics we take, we can’t get him to stop saying it”

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Luke: “What just happened!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I had a lotta warts when I was a kid. Me too… Easy ladies! I know… Kinda single”

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Andrew: “Bashing that shit”

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Andrew: “Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep!”

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Andrew: “Do you happen to have any napkins?”

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Andrew: “First of all, it’s not a bit, it’s my life”

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Andrew: “I don’t want anybody to do anything weird”

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Andrew: “I forgot about that dazzling doot!”

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Andrew: “If it was Halloween, it would be… ‘Your dead-icated management team’… But, it’s not Halloween; so, there’s no point in me saying that”

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Andrew: “Just don’t try to… put on this mask!”

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Andrew: “Loons!”

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Andrew: “Loons! Exclamation point”

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Andrew: “No, it’s not, ‘pretty please'”

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Andrew: “Oh, man. That just smacks of effort, dude”

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Andrew: Saying “That rings a bell!” and a bell dings

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Andrew: Saying “We’re young and fun! Look at how young and fun we are! Oh, pretty please, come pick up your package” in a saccharine manner

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Andrew: Saying “Your dead-icated management team” in a spooky manner

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Andrew: “You can’t take a right on Roosevelt!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m gonna get you a t-shirt, though, that says… ‘Hating Thomas is Not a Personality Type’. You son-of-a-bitch!”

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Luke: “Fieri’s gotta Fee-et… [ph] and, Nickel’s gotta back!”

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Luke: “I live rent-full in this apartment and he lives rent-free in my head”

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Luke: “I’m following a beaver on TikTok!”

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Luke: “Is there something wrong or broken about you?”

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Luke: Making a spring door popping open sound

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Luke: “Stone Temple Pilots, they’re elegant bachelors. They’re foxy to me. Are they foxy to you?”

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Luke: “We wish you a merry shit-buns”

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Luke: “We wish you the merriest of shit-buns”

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Luke: “Whoo-whoo!”

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Luke: “With your phone, you just dial… your number. I think yours is [beep]… Oh, wait. Cut that out, Andrew. That’s my actual number”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke making loon call sounds while Andrew was talking

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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah, Andrew… Mmm-hmm. Is that doing it for you? Yeah! You know it is!”

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Andrew: “God! We’re in each other’s heads!”

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Andrew: “How can you ruin something that is perfect in my memory?”

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Andrew: “I will not get a taunting flag thrown at me. I’m better than that”

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Andrew: “I’ve never been accused of really knowing… what the young people are thinking and feeling”

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Andrew: Making a creaking sound

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Andrew: Making a creaking sound and saying “That is the sound of a pterodactyl… responding to the word, ‘vault'”

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Andrew: “Oh my gosh! Look at all of my fobs! Oh, I’m so clumsy”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! I don’t want the, the big bad man to use me”

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Andrew: “Okay. Are you ready for my confession now?”

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Andrew: “On my boop-boop”

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Andrew: “Ooh, that sounds good to me!”

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Andrew: “Surprisingly… unhelpful”

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Andrew: “The cock will not crow”

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Andrew: “What lost!?”

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Luke: “Andy Rooney Rourke?”

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Luke: “Despite all my rage, I am still just a bird on the page?”

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Luke: “I mean, I’m gonna do a month in the hole for that; but, it will be worth it”

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Luke: “Just call him Mickey Rourke-y”

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Luke: “Now, I’m gonna be, ‘Luke the Podcaster'”

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Luke: Saying “I like… going to dive bars… and… and wrestling… I guess that makes me bad” as Andy Rooney

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Luke: “You know, part of my frustrati… was”

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Andrew: “Damn. I was just trying to keep up”

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Andrew: “I’m putting As all over the place; and, kinda don’t care!”

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Andrew: “Is jilted only for lovers?”

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Andrew: “Oh, we’re really, kind of, on the… on the edge of legality here”

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Andrew: “What is wrong with me today!?”

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Andrew: “You know what? Like, that’s just future… tripping… when you’re worried about running out of As. I’m throwing them all over the place”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew apologizes for a curt response to a tweet

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Andrew and Luke: “I also put the ‘A’ in ‘Walsh’… Yes you do (I put the ‘A’ in ‘Andrew’. I put the ‘A’ in ‘Walsh’… I put the ‘A’ in ‘Alpha’ as you said before)”

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Andrew and Luke: “My story to him was nothing like the story… that I told on Monday; where, I was still… a rat in a cage filled with… rage… See? This is the, (I can’t get it out of my head) this is the key to a great joke. It’s staying with you now”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, no. I’ve infected you with my… I ain’t (bumble…) afraidness no ghosts!”

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Luke: “Despite all my rage, I’m still news that is… the backpage”

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Luke: “Despite all your rage, you’re still the news that’s backpage”

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Luke: “I think I might be a beta”

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Luke: “I think I might be… low-key, a submissive person”

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Luke: “Oh, that’s coming from me!”

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Luke: “Ooh. Explicit”

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Luke: “The maximum afraidness”

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Luke and Andrew: “Jer-made-o, Jer-mah-do… [ph] Let’s get this to-mah-to? You know… to-may-to, to-mah-to… Jer-made-o, (Yeah) Jer-mah-do? I know. It just felt like it needed a rhyme… That’s one of the jokes that I really hope history forgets!”

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Luke and Andrew: “One out of eight gym participants can’t be wrong. Yeah. It’s fun having Andrew here”

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