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Clips From TBTL #3307

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Andrew: “Did you not find it weird that he wouldn’t make the breast mugs that I wanted? The boob mugs?”

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Andrew: “I’m a little concerned. I, I’m afraid that this is how kinks develop, guys”

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Andrew: “Oh, here’s Jingo with your ring!”

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Andrew: Saying “I was born into bankruptcy” as Bane

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Andrew: “Shorts and socks and Crocs”

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Andrew: “Skittle-scat-it, let’s get at it”

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Andrew: “That guy keeps saying the word, ‘snow'”

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Andrew: “Throw Mama from the Just Shoot Me”

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Andrew: “Yeah. It’s all giving me anxiety though”

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Andrew and Luke: “Western Kamloops Hockey (Western Canadian… Hockey)”

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Luke: “I’m so sick of Andrew’s sh… bullshit”

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Luke: “Ken Ney!”

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Luke: “Love me do!”

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Luke: “Omaha! Omaha!”

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Luke: Saying “Hey, hey, hey!” as Fat Albert

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Luke: Saying “You might be… doing a bad segment” as Jeff Foxworthy or Ross Perot

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Luke: “Well, you’re trying to little finger me behind my back with our colleagues”

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Luke: “You could be little fingering me ri–Ooh!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, we have… mute capabilities (Nice)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you disrespecting my still-water investigation? (I am)”

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Luke and Andrew: “God! That’s a good feeling. That’s weirdly upsetting”

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Luke and Andrew: “Kirkland… Washington; where, they make the jeans! Oh, yeah… Uh-huh… You would get that joke if you went to Costco more. No, I got the joke… Oh. I mean, I got the wor–I understood the words. I don’t think I knew it was a joke”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke having too much fun with his mute button

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Luke and Andrew: “Was he legally old enough to get the various tattoos… (That’s what I’m talking about!) When I talk about it like I’m Bill Cosby? (Mmm) No?”

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Luke and Andrew: “You would… annoy me if… you mattered. Wait. What did they say…? (I would divorce you if you existed?) Ooh! Ouch!”

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Michelle Hunter: “I just can’t consider you to be a podcast expert no matter what you tell me if you can’t get your audio straight”

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Mike Pesca and Michelle Hunter: “There’s a podcast expert has to get my audio and make it usable. At this point, I’m just… Well, you still sound muffled… Get it together”

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Clips From TBTL #3306

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Andrew: “Bug up my butt”

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Andrew: “Burbank”

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Andrew: “Eyes over here, sir!”

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Andrew: “How did I get here?”

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Andrew: “I am literally a charity case, yes”

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Andrew: “I am wearing something that is so ridiculous right now and I can’t let Genevieve see it; cuz, she’s gonna get mad at me”

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Andrew: “I got you in trouble, didn’t I?”

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Andrew: “My printer, my brother, my printer, my brother”

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Andrew: “There’s no reason why you should remember them; because, they… make no sense… and they’re ridiculous”

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Andrew: “They’re doing something funky with the cheese here; and, I’m not into it”

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Andrew and Luke: “They remembered the thanks… But, they forgot to… give… the customers (Yes!) their food”

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Luke: “And, if I’m carrying something? Forget it… It’s too much”

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Luke: “Burbank? Burbank? Anybody? Burbank?”

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Luke: “I know they’re trying to, like, keep it fun and flirty. Wait. That’s the exact opposite of what you should be doing at work”

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Luke: “I’m ride or die for Ryder”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Singing “Lean to me”

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Luke: Singing “Lean towards Bob”

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Luke: Talking like Norm McDonald and Regis Philbin

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Luke: “The pocket is tiny, the shorts are not. Don’t worry Portland… Fully covered”

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Luke: “They’re doing something funky with the cheese here; and, I’m not into it”

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Luke: “This is fob… fob-scrimination”

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Luke: “To get to the universal, you have to go through the personal”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do I say that I lost my fob? But, then, I bet they would deactivate it, right? Oh, yeah. They will… They will. I hate Thomas… I hate Thomas (Welcome) so much”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m leasing a car… (Mmm-hmm) and I’m renting an apartment… (Mmm-hmm) And, I’m loving it, Jerry!!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke making up possible choices for a harassment training question

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Luke and Andrew: “No, shit, Thomas!! Yeah. There. The name came out”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, pro-tip… if you’re out there… I also hate it when people say, ‘pro-tip’. Me too. I wish I hadn’t done that”

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Clips From No Point Conversion 2020-12-01

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Andrew: “I think we had a McCoy and a McCown!”

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Andrew: “I trust your… memory more than mine”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Like, I’m not gonna put myself in a position where I’m optimistic; because, it will destroy me on Sunday”

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Andrew: “Me talking about basketball would be… hilarious”

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Luke: “Jon Gruden is back, baby!”

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Luke: Singing “And seasonal tidings of warmth, tidings of warmth”

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Luke: “The… Raiders!!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Chunt!! (Chunt!)”

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Clips From TBTL #3305

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Andrew: “I don’t remember talking about it; but, I don’t remember a lot of things”

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Andrew: “I have not had meat-based sausage yet”

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Andrew: “I’m at your feet, master. Teach me”

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Andrew: “Left, Left and Center Left”

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Andrew: Saying “Uh… Hello, assistant coach Torres? Good to see you in the Blockbuster” as teenage Luke

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Andrew: “Underestimate me… That’ll be fun”

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Andrew: “You’re gonna… you know, grow stronger in the broken places, I’m sure”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have not had meat-based sausage yet… It seems doable; especially, (Plant-based) if it’s ground up. What did I say: meat-based? Oh, I’ve had some meat-based (Yeah) sausage… Yeah. Do you any meat-based sausage?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, I’ve had some meat-based (Yeah) sausage”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, no! Oh, no. I just remembered how this conversation started. Yesterday morning. Good. That makes one of us”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re absolutely right; and, now, I’m a little bummed. And… we were having (Yeah) just a nice morning; and, now, I’m depressed… Gonna start smoking”

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Luke: “Here we are… face to face… a couple-a shitty spoons”

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Luke: “Here we are… face to face… a couple-a shitty spoons” (Shortened)

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Luke: “I could be totally wrong. I often am”

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Luke: “Just as the… fog is lifting; which means, it’s jog o’clock somewhere”

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Luke: “Randy!!”

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Luke: Singing “Cha-cha-cha-chia!”

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Luke: Singing “Fly by night”

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Luke: “Underestimation domination”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ace is the place with the helpful hardware folks, Andrew (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew thought Luke was going to play a drop that Andrew asked not to be pulled or played on today’s show and getting mentioned

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Luke and Andrew: “I had it at my house in LA when I divorced… that time! And, yes, Andrew… I’ve gotta be specific about which divorces (Mmm-hmm) I’m referring to”

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Luke and Andrew: “Randy, you’re getting a sister! (Oh my God… Oh my God!)”

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Clips From TBTL #3304

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Andrew: “But, I’m angry now!”

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Andrew: “But, my God!!”

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Andrew: “Don’t… don’t… Goddamnit! Don’t pull that and use it as a drop, please. I’m just… ask… you that”

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Andrew: “I said I wanted a small penguin!!”

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Andrew: “If Genevieve and I. If G and I”

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Andrew: “It was an affair of the heart. It was an affair of the stomach”

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Andrew: “No, you ain’t”

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Andrew: “Now, can I be corny for a second?”

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Andrew: “Now, I’m waiting in… a long line, that isn’t moving, for fancy food, Luke”

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Andrew: “Oh, hell, yeah! Old stomping grounds”

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Andrew: “Our… recycling was overflowing; and, if they missed us this week, I’d be in a lotta trouble”

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Andrew: “Screw it!”

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Andrew: “She started dating me… Mister… Sausage over here”

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Andrew: “Sorry for ruining Thanksgiving, bruh!”

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Andrew: “The Yes Andersons”

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Andrew: “When you wanna find out if a whole bunch of people got screwed… two days earlier, just sort by new”

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Andrew: “Why would you assume… that, that I’m the Meat Pounder?”

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Andrew: “You are generous, friendo!”

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Andrew: “You know I love dining experiences”

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Andrew and Luke: “Everything is right… (Nice) in… Andrew… in Andrew-land”

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Andrew and Luke: “That was you! I thought it mighta been you! My… my white knight of garbage collection (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke: “Believe me. I spend my whole life apologizing!”

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Luke: “In the Dark… Meat”

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Luke: “Lake Combover”

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Luke: “Oh. This is impossible!”

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Luke: “Only God can judge me”

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Luke: Saying “My name is Otto; and, I like to get blotto” as Bill Clinton

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Luke: “The Bernie Madoff of Thanksgiving!?”

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Luke: “We get it… George Clooney… Enough already… with the effortless… brilliance”

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Luke: “Why-goo [ph]“

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Luke: “Wouldn’t you rather I make the assumption… that you’re a real… Andrew in the streets and a meat pounder in the sheets?”

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Luke: “Yeah… This one’s on me”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, how do I post the show? Don’t unplug him until I find out how I post the show!! My last word will be… ‘Eintasca…’ [ph] Cody!”

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Luke and Andrew: “He is Andrew… ‘The Meat Pounder’ Walsh; and, (No!) he’s joining us right now… (No-no-no!) from the Roosevelt neighborhood. I’m the Melon Baller! Why would you assume… that, that I’m the Meat Pounder?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hi… have our House Party. How are you going? I’m Luke Burbank. I’m kind of insecure… (Mmm-hmm) Kind of… What!?! Now, I’m really insecure!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I consider myself more of a meat pounder of garbage collection (Mmm-hmm); but, okay”

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Clips From TBTL #3303

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Andrew: “And, then, they have what we call the ‘fly-over squashes'”

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Andrew: “Boy. That… I do this show every day with you; yet, I’ve never been more stilted than saying ‘Hello’ on this show”

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Andrew: “Could we change our nicknames? Instead of Johnny and Bobo, could we be Melon Baller and the Meat Pounder?”

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Andrew: “Ew-ew-ew-ew-ew!”

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Andrew: “How many hot dog balls, like, would this make!?”

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Andrew: “Oh, that’s good radio”

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Andrew: “The ultimate glizzy taste test!”

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Andrew: “The, the turkey has to show us its boobs before we put the beads on it, though. That’s the one thing”

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Andrew: “These things are gonna be cold hot dog in the middle”

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Andrew: “This is almost too much of a success… I feel like… The show would be better if these were terrible!”

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Andrew and Luke: “What if we sent that to Bellingham with you, in a little Tupperware; and, you go home… you heat up some oil… and you wow those ladies! Something… heretofore… that I have never done successfully”

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Genevieve Haas: “Show me, show me the ball”

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Genevieve Haas, Andrew and Luke: “I mean, it’s, there’s nothing in there that can’t be eaten as-is. It’s not like… (That’s true) And I, and I–ironically, there also nothing in there that can be eaten”

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Genevieve Haas, Luke and Andrew: “Thick and glossy… (Yup) Ho-ho-ho-hoo! Just like these hot dogs!”

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Luke: “Because, I have to be extra at all times”

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Luke: “Can I compliment you on your mise en place… Vieves? Or, your… Vieves en place?”

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Luke: “Chicken wing, chicken wing, hot dog and bologna”

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Luke: “G’day, mate!”

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Luke: “Great glizzies!!”

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Luke: “It’s taking every bit of self-control I have to not horf down these last two glizzy balls”

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Luke: “Oh! I’m so full… from eating all those traditional hot dog leftovers the day after Thanksgiving”

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Luke: “The glizzy balls have been fully… glizzed”

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Luke: “These look… like good… hands!!”

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Luke: “We’re gonna be back here on Monday. Sorry… I just can’t… like… I’m not quite done… pulling… parts of these… sauerkraut balls out of the recesses of my mouth”

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Luke and Andrew: “Please remember: No mountain too tall. And, no hot dog too small”

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Luke and Genevieve Haas: “I’m actually going for one more. This is not… for the show… This is the most burned one… That’s good. Yeah? That’s good eating… You know, I mean, I think, like, you can’t–it’s hard to go wrong with deep-frying. Yup!”

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