Tag: Australia

Andrew: “And these two dogs… are… fucking barreling at me, Luke”

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Andrew: “But, I’m… afraid, ha!”

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Andrew: “Hours and hours and hours and hours and hours”

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Andrew: “How? Who? Why? What are you doing?”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna say the P word again”

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Andrew: “I’m not gonna go into detail here… maybe, cuz… I’m being a weiner about it”

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Andrew: “If Luke starts talking like me… where he can’t remember words and stuff, that’s not on him man; this has been on a long journey!”

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Andrew: “Michael… Polo!”

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Andrew: “TBTL: The Podcast, The Book, The Ride!”

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Andrew: “This is special. This is special”

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Andrew: “We’ve run out of, literally, everything to say to each other”

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Andrew: “Welp… here we are, Luke… What kind of apples do you like?”

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Andrew: “You know what? Do it because you love the show… do it because you want a special thank gift; but, most of all… do it… because you know I hate being hollered at. And, I don’t wanna be hollered at”

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Andrew: “You’re gonna regret asking me that”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s… driver assist, not ‘driver don’t do shit’, (Yeah… exactly…) is what the car says to you (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know, if you wanna get me to like you, just be withholding for five minutes; (Yes) and then, give me a little something and I’ll follow you anywhere… I’m trying to be withholding… Oh, I thought you were just leaving it in the clear. No… I’m just trying to–I don’t even know what that would look like between us”

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Luke: “And, I’m loving it, Jerry! Get me in that jacuzzi, man!”

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Luke: “Do you want to go in the back seat and make out?”

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Luke: “Don’t you bring Rudy into this!”

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Luke: “I can speak with a very convincing Australian accent; but, I can’t hear it yet”

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Luke: “Marco… Michael!”

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Luke: “The standing fetal position”

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Luke: “We’ve grown as people… as podcasters, as men… and we’re gonna share that wisdom with you in our… four things we’ve learned on Fury Road”

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Luke: “Your body dumped twelve kilometer miles of adrenaline into your system”

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Luke and Andrew: “I look like a macho man (Right, right) compared to the vegans”

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Luke and Andrew: “Mataranka.. just wanted to say–That’s the accent, by the way… Oh! Finally!”

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Andrew: “Damnit! Now I’m rooting for the fly”

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Andrew: “Hi, there. I also touched you… in the car today while you were driving”

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Andrew: “I am, like, well beyond slappy at this point”

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Andrew: “I notice hot dogs and stuff”

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Andrew: “I said, ‘Luke, I’m gonna touch you. I’m gonna smack you. Don’t crash'”

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Andrew: “I-I feel slappy”

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Andrew: “I’m just making this worse”

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Andrew: “I’m so delirious right now; I’m already thinking about crying to this song, on the plane, on the way home”

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Andrew: “In kilometers of miles”

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Andrew: “It bit your finger, huh?”

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Andrew: “L-Let me tell my story”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Luke, I’m gonna touch you. I’m gonna smack you. Don’t crash”

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Andrew: “Maybe the dog didn’t like you, and that’s fine”

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Andrew: Muffled “Don’t mess with chicken. Don’t mess with chicken!”

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Andrew: “Oh, look, Luke… glad we’re here. Are you gonna over-react again… jerk face?”

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Andrew: “Our state of mind is a little bonkers tonight”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Splooookcha!”

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Andrew: Squeaking “How are we gonna get through this?”

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Andrew: “This is where my brain failed”

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Andrew: “You’ll just go miles and miles and miles of kilometers”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’d buy us both a hotel with my savings. You’d do that… for me? After all the complaining I did in Alice Springs? No, Luke… I would do it for me”

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Andrew and Luke: “Look at me remembering things! (Hey!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “The word you’re looking for is, ‘stupid’. No, it’s not. (No, it is ‘stupid,’ Luke)”

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Luke: Cute laugh

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Luke: “I know what you’re about to say, and I can’t, I can’t handle it”

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Luke: “I would give it a medium on the chomp scale”

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Luke: “Splooookch!”

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Luke: “The horror… The horror”

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Luke: “Whatever gets us in the door, Walsh!”

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Luke: “When we got to Motel Murder 6… (Mmm-hmm) We’ll leave the light off for you”

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Luke and Andrew: Cracking up over the image of a turtle or tortoise having a horrible poop session on the toilet

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Luke and Andrew: “He is Andrew Welse… [ph] Known in some… circles as Andrew Walsh (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Heat… (It’s not that complicated) plus chicken tenders (Right) equals delicious (Right)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t think Rudy’s a good dog! I do!”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: Luke pestering Andrew and tell Andrew to stop touching himself

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Luke and Andrew: Luke was bitten by a dog that Andrew said was a good dog

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Luke and Andrew: “We’re humbled… We’re slappy. We’re nerdy… We’re dirty… We’re flirty. We’re a little flirty; let’s not lie about that”

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Andrew: “Boom… there it is”

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Andrew: “I can’t do this anymore!”

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Andrew: “I know I’m tend to be the divey kinda guy”

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Andrew: “Instas, finstas and dinstas”

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Andrew: “Peder Cooby”

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Andrew: “Really, I had two beers; but… I was… they was trying to say I was drunk”

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Andrew: Singing “We’re the spag from the bol and we’re here to eat”

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Andrew: “That is adorable!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Nobody asked; but, I just wanted everybody to know, I slept totally naked… (Yeah… and… nobody asked) on the porch… Well, you’re leaning into it… I’m a nude podcaster; I don’t care who knows it”

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Luke: “Andrew, this is… this is special”

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Luke: “As we’re pulling out of Coober Pedy… I’m sorry. As we’re pulling out of Pedy Reddit”

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Luke: “I’ll tell you what… the flies… are intense as!”

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Luke: “I’m a nude podcaster; I don’t care who knows it”

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Luke: “Jansz’s giving you jarts”

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Luke: “Lord willing and the car don’t roll”

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Luke: Saying “From the Lobster… to Larrimah… and… we are asking you to” with alternating tones

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Luke: Singing “They’re the boys from the Taj and they’re back in town”

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Luke: Speaking in bulldog

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Luke: “This is the show… where we trek through Australia and ask you for money”

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Luke: “We’re podcasters and we don’t care who knows it!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cooby Reddit… Peder Cooby Ribbit”

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Luke and Andrew: “Diabolically… pestiferous… bogan flea! (Oh!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “No roadway too long… I know, I put you on the spot… Bye everybody! And, these shorts are billabong”

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Andrew: “I know I’m going too far with this”

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Andrew: “I’m pooped”

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Andrew: “It’s dusty… it’s crusty, and it’s flusty”

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Andrew: “Just click on that baby”

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Andrew: “Lookout Cave!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no”

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Andrew: “Okay, man. This is getting too long”

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Andrew: “Peder Cooby”

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Andrew: “That is a nightmare!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Have fart sound machine, will travel (Oh… yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know much about Star Wars. Yeah”

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Andrew and Luke: “Toilets here are fascinating! (Mmm-hmm) How can I use this five minutes?”

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Luke: “Andrew, take the wheel”

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Luke: “As a frequent… living room leaver… I think I speak with some authority on this”

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Luke: “By the time the Coober Pedy PD”

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Luke: “Coober Pedy PD busted by the Coober Pedy PD”

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Luke: “I was looking for some sweet Keit Mor–Keith Morrison action last night”

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Luke: “I’m being a little bit of a scaredy cat”

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Luke: “If you’re… in charge… of the radio station, are you the… and it’s Coober Pedy radio, are you the Coober Pedy PD?”

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Luke: “It is… it’s… it’s, it’s Martian… it’s Star Wars-ian… it’s other worldly… it is… Coober Pedy”

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Luke: Knocking on the hull of a space ship in Coober Pedy

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Luke: “Ugh, God, Andrew! This arvo was a ripper and I am buggered!”

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Luke: “Well, that is an ex-kangaroo!”

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Luke: “Yeah, sundowner. I wish we could go to a sundowner this… arvo… I don’t know, though. Those bogans looks like they’re not inviting us”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, please remember: No mountain too tall; and good luck-o to all-o. That’s longer. Yeah, I know”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s a little chilly out here! Yeah, it’s getting cold! It’s… it’s… it’s the desert… What!?”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing the first few notes of the “On The Media” theme

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “I love toilets, I guess!”

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Andrew: “I’m learning about these Australian toilets! And, they’re pretty interesting”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry”

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Andrew: Mimicking the sound of creaking springs

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Andrew: “Oh, I’m nerdy, dirty and flirty alright; but, not necessarily in that order”

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Andrew: “Oh, I’m… dirty, mate… and, I’m flirty, mate”

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Andrew: “Spag bol”

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Andrew: “Spag bol” #2

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Andrew: “Tell ’em The Bone-o sent ya!”

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Andrew: “That wasn’t the most articulate thing I’ve said all day; but, it’s also not the least articulate thing I’m going to say all day”

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Andrew: “There are a lot of things that I apparently say that I don’t remember, even while sober”

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Andrew: “Up, up, up, up, up!”

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Andrew and Luke: “So, today you’ll drive; and, then, maybe tomorrow… I’ll… I’ll get my, my driving in Australia merit badge. Yes, unlock that level. Yes! Or… or, we’ll never get the badge because we don’t make it through; but, either way… can you think of a better way to die? Oh, no”

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Luke: “Boy, that toilet is just a big hole, man”

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Luke: “Fair dinkum, that’s a good cuppa”

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Luke: “I don’t know where this accent’s going”

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Luke: “I had to look at the back of the t-shirt to figure out where we were going today. You think I’m joking”

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Luke: “Oh, no”

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Luke: Saying “On the day… of my TBTL-a-Thon’s wedding, you come to me and you talk… of stinky poops” as The Godfather

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Luke: “You want me to put this heroin where!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Fair dinkum, that’s a good cuppa. (I’m sorry) That’s not the accent… I’m sorry? Fair dinkum, that’s a good cuppa… One more time… Fair dinkum, that’s a good cuppa… Right! Exactly”

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Luke and Andrew: “Gawler? Oh, yeah, right. I remember Gawler. Yeah… Shot cawler. Twenty-inch blades on the Impawler… What is that? I know that… It’s a song. I know, but what is it? Can you think of it?”

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Luke and Andrew: “How are you feeling about staying in something called an underground motel? I could not be more excited about where we are staying!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, no… (Oh, no) Oh, so this is how it ends”

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Luke and Andrew: “Spag bol! Spag bol!”

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Luke and Andrew: “The toilets you met along the way (Yeah!) were the ones you’ve been shitting in for years”

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Luke and Andrew: “What about an alarm clock that poured cottage cheese into your mouth? Oh, God! Wake up and lose, as my friend would say”

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Luke and Andrew: “Whatever charms I have in the States, I don’t think they apply in Australia the same way… I was gonna make a… mean joke… Oh, that’s fine. The listeners can just… write their own mean joke in their head. You don’t… have to… gild that lily”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yarra! Yarra! Yarra!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yarra! Yarra! Yarra! Your coffee’s new name is, ‘Yarra'”

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Andrew: “I don’t care about being nerdy, dirty or flirty”

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Andrew: “I don’t care about being nerdy… or dirty”

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Andrew: “I heard the mwah!”

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Andrew: “If I can be a little Andrew here for a moment”

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Andrew: “Make fun of me? Make fun of me for wha’?”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! Somehow, it’s better than I imagined”

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Andrew: Singing “Kiki… can you hear me?”

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Andrew: “This almost sounds too good”

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Andrew: “You know, after being awake for a really long time… I just started feeling really greasy, really tired, really hungry”

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Andrew: “You practice, you practice, you practice; and, then, you don’t do it”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m eating and drinking for two now (That’s right)”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re on the wrong side of the road, Luke. Oh my God”

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Luke: “A bingibongaboo”

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Luke: “Bingabongaroo”

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Luke: “In Alien solar system, eggs lay you!”

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Luke: “It’s the lobster!!!”

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Luke: “Oh, hell, yeah!”

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Luke: Saying “Chris Humfrey… Animal Instincts, exclamation point” in a funny Australian accent

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Luke: Saying “Eh, what’s up, doc?” in a high-pitched voice

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Luke: Saying “Lady’s bong from Fiji” in a funny Australian accent

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Luke: “Should I not come home? She was like, ‘No… you live in Australia now… You live under a lobster'”

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Luke: “TBTL… the shame of ownership”

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Luke: “Think like a lizard. Think like a bird… Think like a kangaroo”

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Luke: “We are… looking… at… Larry… the… freeggin’… [ph] Lobster… right now”

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Luke: “Welcome to your final week on… planet Earth, Walsh”

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Luke: “Why am I doing this?”

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Luke: “You got a real lobster in your diaper, buddy!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s Larry the Lobster, Andrew!! We’ve come so far!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Thank you Kingston… Southeast! Not the other Kingston… that most people think of when they think of Kingston, Australia”

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Luke and Andrew: “Where’s your lobster!? What do you have, like a regular size lobster!?”

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