Tag: Baron Vaughn

Andrew: “Apparently… I don’t know.”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if the listeners are necessarily holding their breath, Luke, so much as holding their ears. Am I right? I like to start every show with a really good joke.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Maybe I will, because I’m online and I’m looking, and it’s like yeah… I’m listening to you too…”

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Andrew: “No, no, no! I’m just mad at myself. I’m just mad at myself.”

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Andrew: Saying “I don’t know” in a mocking fashion

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Andrew: “When you have to go to the bathroom, you’re voice gets really high. Has anybody told you that?”

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Andrew and Luke: “To get rice out of a sofa, surround it with iPhones”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re becoming a real Andrew over there. Ohhh, Luke-drew.”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re the… you’re the Greece of podcasting. Thank you. Which is different than me, I’m the grease of podcasting… You’re Grease Lightning. Thank you.”

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Baron Vaughn: Robot Sex Song

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Luke: “Between picking up grains of rice and trying to turn my dead phone on, this is gonna be a real humdinger of a Friday.”

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Luke: “By the by”

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Luke: “I can’t live without this thing, Walsh!”

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Luke: “I don’t know”

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Luke: “I don’t know what the symbology of Scientology is”

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Luke: “I think this thing might be toast, Walsh.”

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Luke: “Laugh and drop ’til our socks fell off.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Ohh, notice me Senpai. And, by the way Senpai, if you have thoughts on how to revive an iPhone, notice that too.”

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Luke: “Ohhh, Luke-drew”

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Luke: One of Luke’s problem is that his phone has rice in all of its “orifii”

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Luke: Saying “In the year 2003” in a sing-songy fashion

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Luke: “So here’s where we find ourselves, at about 1:12 PM west coast time. In the year of our Lord, 2015. On this September the 18th.”

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Luke: “That’s a lot better”

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Luke: “You know what, Andrew? That’s the urine talking.”

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Luke and Andrew: Do not eat the tasty silica

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Luke and Andrew: “He really was, it was awesome. I wish he knew how to fix iPhones that have fallen into a swimming pool. I feel like you’re pre-occupied.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey mah dude, are you ready to do it to it? Let’s do it, do it mah dudes!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ve started peeing (Okay)”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s an eight-ball of carbs (It’s an eight-ball of carbs)”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s fucking Germany, dude. They’re killing me. I’m like, I gotta have, I need a little breathing room here and Angela Merkel is like ‘Na’. (I know, I know.)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Neiner Neiner Weiner, that’s like a drive-through hot dog stand. That’s great!”

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Luke and Andrew: The show has devolved to Luke saying “Apparently” and “I don’t know”

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Trigger Warning: Some of these clips contain sexual references and language

Andrew: Groaning

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Andrew: “Okay, sounds like neither one of you guys smoke weed, so congratulations on that. You’re living a healthy life.”

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Andrew: Sighing heavily while Luke is talking

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Andrew: “Stop the show!”

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Andrew: “That was original material, Luke. Now, bite my shiny metal ass.”

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Andrew: “The way you act. It just drives me crazy, the way you act.”

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Andrew: “What do you put on to get rid of the shine?”

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Andrew: “Yeah”

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Andrew: “You already have me!”

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Andrew: “You’re in TV.”

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Andrew and Luke: “A dishwasher overflows or something and they’re rolling around in these sexy suds… Which, by the way, is what happens when a robot cums.”

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Andrew and Luke: All of Andrew’s jokes are based on Bender from Futurama

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s joke landed very effectively

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Andrew and Luke: Funny Filters

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Andrew and Luke: “Just kind of like, ‘Well, fuck you, and the horse you rode in on’. Right. Right. That was the other problem, our horse got out.”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing

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Andrew and Luke: Luke sings a version of Madonna’s “I’ll Remember”

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Andrew and Luke: “You were angry and embarrassed, and you put all of that on Rudy? Rudy’s dead. Ohh, no. Hey, show title! It’ll get some downloads!”

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Baron Vaughn: “A.I. Bring. It. Full. Circle. Baron. Vaughn.”

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Baron Vaughn: “I hear you, Brother Burbank”

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Luke: “Alright, Brother West”

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Luke: “And I just, eat shit.”

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Luke: “And I look over, and I see our little miscreant, Rudy, all up in the business of our neighbor”

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Luke: “And I’m booking it so hard”

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Luke: “I don’t know if it’s a treat, a problem or a blessing, but I’m actually looking at you for once. I’m seeing your shining face.”

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Luke: “In the words of Corky St. Clair, ‘D’Artagnan, how dare you do that, you!’.”

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Luke: “It is the dilithium crystal that drives a lot of the behavior”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “The basement of the Earth, aka underground”

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Luke: “Yes, here we are, perspicacious as ever.”

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Luke: “You start out as a kid, you fall a lot. And then, when you get very elderly, unfortunately, there tends to be a lot of falls. The in between part of life is supposed to be relatively fall free.”

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Luke: “You’re my work wife, Andrew.”

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Luke and Andrew: Baron Vaughn is a sex robot expert

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Luke and Andrew: Gauntlet vs Gantlet

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t think I’d get bored of someone just being like laughing at all of my jokes… You already have me! You’re my work wife, Andrew.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let me just, if I can for a moment, Andrew, peel the toupee off the show once again. Okay, good. Finally!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke is trying to work on a joke while doing the show

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Luke and Andrew: Unexpected Push-ups and Calisthenics

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re not a small man (No), so let’s keep that cool breeze… First of all, I want to thank you. Ahh, you shouldn’t have done this, now I just want to stop the show!”

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Luke and Baron Vaughn: “Wait, I’d like you to call me ‘Brother Burbank’. You see what I’m saying, Brother Burbank, the thing is…”

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