Andrew: “And, so, I’m used to cats being in my face”
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Andrew: “Barenaked Ladies have no clothes”
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Andrew: “Be careful! You don’t know what’s in there”
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Andrew: “Can I get another shot, please? Can I, please? Like, I want a booster!”
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Andrew: “Did you punch somebody until their pants came down?”
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Andrew: “Do something!!”
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Andrew: “Don’t AT-AT me, bro!”
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Andrew: “Get a load of this Kai”
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Andrew: “I know where your story’s going. You need to tap out that… plastic blocker thing”
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Andrew: “I was shaking like a dog shitting peach pits”
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Andrew: “I would never should on somebody… or shouldn’t on somebody”
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Andrew: “I, I stand by what I’m saying; but, it’s really boring”
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Andrew: “Is there a chance that I’m waking up next to a lizard?”
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Andrew: Singing along with the Night Court theme
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Andrew: “Tens… jamming with Tens”
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Andrew: “Think a lot of people wished I’d plug-ola my mouth right about now”
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Andrew and Luke: “Give you some ASMR here… That’s Barry’s coffee right there, Luke… Can you hear that okay? Well, great. Now, I have to pee”
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Andrew and Luke: “Good morning. I come to you today, Luke Burbank, bearing… 2 cautionary tales. Thought you were gonna say gifts. Nope… Well… that is my kind of gift”
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Bubbles: Meow
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Luke: “Calm down, New York Post”
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Luke: “I ask myself, ‘Am I Mike Tyson? Am I the Mike Tyson in this?'”
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Luke: “It was literally, a figurative phoning it in”
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Luke: “It’s not yellow; it’s orange!!”
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Luke: “It’s rough!”
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Luke: “My relationship with Instagram is like my relationship with marijuana: I want it to be more robust… But, I just never remember to do it”
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Luke: “Ooh! Someone sliding into my DMs? I’ve always wanted to have my DMs sliden into”
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Luke: Saying “Duluth. I’ve been all over the world; and, I finally found it in Duluth” as Telly Savalas
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Luke: Saying “I can’t drive… So, I’m going to walk all over you!” as Soda Popinski
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Luke: Singing “Let me see your grill”
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Luke: Singing along with the “Warming Up with Doc” from Punch Out
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Luke: Singing along with the Barney Miller theme
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Luke: “So, that guy was, like… ‘She’s rough!’ And, I said, ‘Can you make her not rough?'”
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Luke: “The catification of my apartment… is complete, my friends”
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Luke: “What the fuck!?”
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Luke and Andrew: “In the taint of Blucifer… TBTL-a-thon 13: The Taint of Blucifer. TBTL-a-thon 13: It Taint Seattle”
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Luke and Andrew: “They’ll be AT-AT-ing you, believe me… Don’t AT-AT me, bro!”
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