Clips From TBTL #3686

Andrew: “And, so, I’m used to cats being in my face”

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Andrew: “Barenaked Ladies have no clothes”

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Andrew: “Be careful! You don’t know what’s in there”

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Andrew: “Can I get another shot, please? Can I, please? Like, I want a booster!”

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Andrew: “Did you punch somebody until their pants came down?”

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Andrew: “Do something!!”

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Andrew: “Don’t AT-AT me, bro!”

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Andrew: “Get a load of this Kai”

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Andrew: “I know where your story’s going. You need to tap out that… plastic blocker thing”

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Andrew: “I was shaking like a dog shitting peach pits”

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Andrew: “I would never should on somebody… or shouldn’t on somebody”

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Andrew: “I, I stand by what I’m saying; but, it’s really boring”

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Andrew: “Is there a chance that I’m waking up next to a lizard?”

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Andrew: Singing along with the Night Court theme

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Andrew: “Tens… jamming with Tens”

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Andrew: “Think a lot of people wished I’d plug-ola my mouth right about now”

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Andrew and Luke: “Give you some ASMR here… That’s Barry’s coffee right there, Luke… Can you hear that okay? Well, great. Now, I have to pee”

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Andrew and Luke: “Good morning. I come to you today, Luke Burbank, bearing… 2 cautionary tales. Thought you were gonna say gifts. Nope… Well… that is my kind of gift”

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Bubbles: Meow

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Luke: “Calm down, New York Post”

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Luke: “I ask myself, ‘Am I Mike Tyson? Am I the Mike Tyson in this?'”

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Luke: “It was literally, a figurative phoning it in”

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Luke: “It’s not yellow; it’s orange!!”

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Luke: “It’s rough!”

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Luke: “My relationship with Instagram is like my relationship with marijuana: I want it to be more robust… But, I just never remember to do it”

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Luke: “Ooh! Someone sliding into my DMs? I’ve always wanted to have my DMs sliden into”

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Luke: Saying “Duluth. I’ve been all over the world; and, I finally found it in Duluth” as Telly Savalas

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Luke: Saying “I can’t drive… So, I’m going to walk all over you!” as Soda Popinski

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Luke: Singing “Let me see your grill”

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Luke: Singing along with the “Warming Up with Doc” from Punch Out

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Luke: Singing along with the Barney Miller theme

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Luke: “So, that guy was, like… ‘She’s rough!’ And, I said, ‘Can you make her not rough?'”

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Luke: “The catification of my apartment… is complete, my friends”

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Luke: “What the fuck!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “In the taint of Blucifer… TBTL-a-thon 13: The Taint of Blucifer. TBTL-a-thon 13: It Taint Seattle”

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Luke and Andrew: “They’ll be AT-AT-ing you, believe me… Don’t AT-AT me, bro!”

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Clips From TBTL #3681

Andrew: “Does it portend well for the poor Tens?”

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Andrew: “Good Lord”

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Andrew: “Hey, wanna hang? I could use some pets right now”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if we’ll have to do any slabjacking here… in the… distant future”

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Andrew: “I know, Luke! I know!”

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Andrew: “I lived to be a hundred cuz I smoked 2 stogies a day”

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Andrew: “I shouldn’t take the show here”

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Andrew: “It did occur to me… there may be slabjacking in my future”

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Andrew: “It was a mind… fluff for me”

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Andrew: “Shut up, old man!”

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Andrew: Singing “Bermuda. Bahamas”

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Andrew: “Thanks a lot, Bothell!”

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Andrew: “That is just astounding!”

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Andrew: “There may be slabjacking in my future”

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Andrew: “There’s no big!”

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Andrew: “What’s a computer?”

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Andrew: “What’s a computer?” #2

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Andrew: “Why did I find that assurance more insulting than not offering an assurance there”

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Andrew: “Why in the world would I feel… second fiddle to a cat?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I have FOBI: fear of being included”

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Andrew and Luke: “I apologize for my English on the show all the time; and, it’s only language I speak, for the record (Exactly)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Thanks a lot, Bothell! For a day or for a lifetime! Whoa! Whoa-whoa-whoa! Whoa… (What!?) whoa”

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Bubbles: Meow

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Bubbles: Meow #2

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Bubbles: Meow #3

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Luke: “Andrew… do you know there’s this thing called ‘real life’?”

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Luke: “Believe there’s a supercut… on Marsupial Gurgle of me trying to say, ‘Meowgli'”

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Luke: “Coo-coo-ca-choo! The T-Man coming at ya for Dr. Arakaki!”

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Luke: “I may never leave my house again”

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Luke: “I’m sorry for saying this, but… she has… beautiful poop”

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Luke: “It is a mind-fluff”

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Luke: “Now, I’m even bored of talking about this thing”

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Luke: Saying “Nyah! I’m taking this cat away” as an old timey villain

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Luke: Singing “Splish-splash, I was taking a bath… on a lonely Saturday night”

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Luke: Singing “Whoa, we’re halfway there. Whoa! That was a key change”

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Luke: “That baguettes the question, Andrew”

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Luke: “This is where the co-hosting begins”

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Luke: “What on Earth is that?”

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Luke: “Whoa! Whoa-whoa-whoa! Whoa”

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Luke: “Why don’t you jump up and down on the bed while Daddy rests his eyes?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I did also have the thought, last night, Andrew, I already started feeling sad about the fact that she’s gonna die. Good Lord”

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Luke and Andrew: “I gently… pawed… the litter… to… reminder her that this is where that happens. Then, you slowly unbuckled your pants and pulled down your drawer”

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Luke and Andrew: “I was pee-peeing… and she was pee-peeing… We were pee-peeing together (Were we both pee-peeing)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m sorry for saying this, but… she has… beautiful poop… I… I’m sorry… that both of you said that”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Oh, I love a crusty bun (Love a crusty bun)”

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