Dan Pashman – Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew and Luke: “You know, for five dollars a day, that’s… about the… cost of a cup of coffee, you can support your public radio station… I choose coffee”

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Luke: “And, now, if I’m Andrew time. If a time realist… it’s already too late to try to get coffee”

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Luke: “Because, I know that if I open that Ark of the Covenant”

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Luke: “Come on, Andrew!”

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Luke: “Dan, would you say they make a ‘banh meh’?”

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Luke: “Luke’s hair is irony… plus tragedy”

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Luke: Making a funny sound

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Luke: “Oh, no!!”

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Luke: “Ouch!! Ouch!”

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Luke: “Peace and love, Mom, if you’re listening”

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Luke: Saying “Sir, may I have salt?” in a posh manner

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Luke: “This… mother… humping car”

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Luke and Andrew: “Spoon? Spoon!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ugh, no handles… I don’t need no stinking handles. Where we’re going, we don’t need handles!”

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Luke, Andrew and Dan Pashman: “And, by the way, this is what it is to promote an event on TBTL. (I know) We spend the whole time talking about… Again, Dan, it’s been way too long. Welcome to the show… (Yeah) No, this is perfect. I love it”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #1975: Luke Burbank Edition

October 28, 2015 October 28, 2015

Luke: “Andrew ‘Beard Hamster’ Walsh”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Doc’ Walsh. Andrew ‘Muscle Hamster’ Walsh, it is.”

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Luke: “Balls.”

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Luke: “Dear Burbank and Walsh, I love ya, but you don’t know what you’re talking about.”

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Luke: “Finish… Finish him!”

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Luke: “‘How did you not see that?’ And the answer is, ‘We’re idiots.'”

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Luke: “I felt cyber-bullied today, I was almost cyber-bullied to death earlier today, Andrew. Okay?”

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Luke: “I like how you’re being the keys you want to see.”

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Luke: “I was just going to say, it’s more like the Bryant Park Project was The Yardbirds of shows.”

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Luke: “It was a full service Walshing.”

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Luke: “Our secret has been exposed.”

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Luke: “Ten thousand spoons, Andrew.”

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Luke: “The door is ajar. No, that’s not what it says.”

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Luke: “Today being Thursday the 22nd of October, in the year of our Lord, 2015.”

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Luke: “Unscripted, but at one time scripted, but now long forgotten, podcasting.”

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Luke and Andrew: “How, rude. How, rude.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke called one of the TBTL sponsors “Matthew Popcorn”

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Luke and Andrew: “Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na… PASHMAN!”

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Luke and Andrew: “So… we’re calling you ‘Balls’ now? (Yeah.)”

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Luke, Andrew and Dan Pashman: “Use the promo code, ‘wrong’ (Right. Right.)”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #1975: Andrew Walsh and Dan Pashman Edition

October 28, 2015 October 28, 2015

Andrew: “Ah, this is going to be a bad joke.”

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Andrew: “All I want to do, right now, is press fast-forward and get to the ‘Muscle Hamster’ part of this conversation.”

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Andrew: “Bye Muscle Hamster”

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Andrew: “Err-ver”

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Andrew: Going from being called “Crenshaw” to “Balls”

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Andrew: “How, rude.”

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Andrew: “I am champing at the ‘Muscle Hamster’!”

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Andrew: “I am dying to talk about ‘Muscle Hamster’.”

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Andrew: “I don’t think you can do much better than ‘Beard Hamster’.”

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Andrew: “I don’t want to even open this door, right now.”

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Andrew: “I just feel like you just go around starting fights.”

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Andrew: “I keep touching the screen, but Luke isn’t responding.”

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Andrew: “I’m just bragging now. I have a lot of friends and a lot of dinners.”

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Andrew: “It’s so good!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “No can do, brotherino. Right.”

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Andrew: “So, smooth. So, smooth.”

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Andrew: “That’s a huge problem with this e-mail and I love you Richard, I think.”

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Andrew: Trying to imitate a weird instrumental song by Lick The Tins

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Andrew: “Umm, there’s a better word for kerfuffle. Umm, I couldn’t think of Peter Sagal’s name before, so I’m probably not gonna be able to think of a better word.”

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Andrew: “What?!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Jar Jar takes up a lot of space right now… How, rude. How, rude.”

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Dan Pashman: “Bye Tapioca!”

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Dan Pashman: “Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na… PASHMAN!”

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Dan Pashman and Andrew: Andrew’s nickname will have to be “No Balls” if he orders bubble tea without tapioca balls

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Dan Pashman and Andrew: Dan Pashman had been (and probably will be called) “Uncy Pash”

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Dan Pashman and Andrew: Saying good-bye to each other

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Dan Pashman, Andrew and Luke: “The path to pilot success runs through TBTL. (Mmm-hmm) Thank you.”

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Dan Pashman and Luke: Dan Pashman has very few muscles, but a lot of hamsters

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Audio Clips

Clips From Show #1837

April 13, 2015 December 14, 2016

Dan Pashman of “The Sporkful” joined Luke and Andrew to discuss several topics on show #1837. Once Dan jumped off of the phone line, Luke and Andrew dive into “Game of Thrones” chat.

On the topic of “Game of Thrones”, Luke kind of, sort of experienced a catroll when he was hosting Live Wire! Radio on Saturday April 11th. The show’s band played the theme to “Game of Thrones” as Luke walked on to the stage before taping the first of two shows. Two things happened, first I noted on Twitter and on the sTens page on Facebook that the band should have added some meows to catroll Luke. Since they didn’t do that, I decided to start meowing the first few notes to the “Game of Cats” song.

Well, it looks like Luke mentioned that on the show…