Tag: Genevieve Haas

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Clips From TBTL #2258: Burbank Springs Edition

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Carey Burbank: “Burbanksgiving Champagne Cocktail”

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Carey Burbank: “This makes my family sound shitty”

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Carey Burbank and Genevieve Haas: “No mountain too tall. And, good luck to all.”

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Carey Burbank, Luke and Andrew: “I’m only laughing because you’re okay; and also, because I kept getting the image of, like, on a cartoon when you see the skeleton, like when you’ve been electrocuted. Like a, like a Scooby-Doo electrocution type of situation? Yes. It feels good to laugh.”

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Luke: “Anytime I’m eating, I’m, the crumbs are hitting the floor and that’s Rudy time”

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Luke: “Don’t blame me, I voted for the sand snakes”

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Luke: Giggling like the Pillsbury Doughboy

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Luke: Groaning

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Luke: “Hi there, everybody. Happy Thanksgiving! Welcome to the TBTL Thanksgiving Special 2016.”

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Luke: “I’m fucking terrified”

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Luke: “I’m gonna turn the fan up a little bit here, because, my bacon project is already going sideways; in that, I completely burned round one”

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Luke: “It’s a real theatre for the mind today”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Like, they’re fifty percent roll, fifty percent butter… one hundred percent bad decision making.”

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Luke: “Okay. So, we’re off to a hot start”

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Luke: Singing “Skillet. Skillets for breakfast. Skillets. Skillet”

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Luke: “The leader of the children. Look out, look out, look out, look out!”

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Luke: “There’s something about the outside of the turkey that’s good for the inside of man. I think that’s…”

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Luke: “Update from my life, I’m mincing garlic against my will over here…”

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Luke: “You know, it’s a holiday, I’m allowed to eat on the show. I just want to say that to everyone who’s mad. I did–I have declared that I’m gonna stop eating on the air.”

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Luke and Andrew: Carey had the hiccups and spilled some Burbanksgiving Cocktail while drinking some

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Luke and Andrew: “I would put olive hand as one of the top ten childhood experiences, right? I didn’t have it, you’ll be surprised to hear.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ve sorta gone a little off script. I’ve gone rogue. Oh, good.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke may have hallucinated the Denny’s skillets advert

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Luke and Andrew: “The dog just sauntered through and almost dragged the entire operation down. Oh my God. We’re fine. Everything’s good.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Update from Burbank Springs: Project Bacon has now started activating the smoke alarm (Oh)”

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Luke and Carey Burbank: Luke’s moment of bliss is tucking away at loads of rolls and mashed potatoes

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Luke and Carey Burbank: “These are your people, this is who you come from. Now, you know how I ended up with you.”

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Luke, Carey Burbank and Andrew: “By the way, Carey is laughing her ass off at your misfortune, Andrew. I… have my back turned because… feel terrible… It’s okay.”

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Luke, Carey Burbank and Genevieve Haas: Decasing (or unmaking) a sausage is unsettling

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Clips From TBTL #2258: Walsh, Walsh & Doormat Edition

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Andrew: “Alright, I’m a baker”

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Andrew: “And, that was my first lesson as a baker”

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Andrew: “And, they were delicious”

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Andrew: Andrew kicked something while moving around and talking

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Andrew: “Come on, guys. I mean, not to start off on such a negative foot; but, I just think we need to be a little bit more socially conscious.”

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Andrew: Got electrocuted while turning on the oven

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Andrew: “Hey, now we’re in Andrew territory, if we’re gonna be talking about cleaning these things”

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Andrew: “Ho, my gosh! That gave me a… well… that gave me a start. Holy crap!”

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Andrew: “I literally, I’m not joking, I just got electrocuted trying to turn on the oven”

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Andrew: “It’s called, ‘the Internet Andrew of Things'”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Maybe, this is an inappropriate question for broadcast; so, we can cut it out if you want”

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Andrew: “Now, I’m scared to bake!”

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Andrew: “Oh, look. This… Luke brought his insecurities again.”

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Andrew: “Rudy!”

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Andrew: Singing “Leave me alone, please go away, I’m doing fine, just get away”

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Andrew: “So, um… seriously guys? Blood oranges… on Thanksgiving?”

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Andrew: “That’s the power of ipDTL right there: Keeping people apart for two years.”

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Andrew: “Wax on, wax off”

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Andrew: “You saved Thanksgiving, I almost ruined it.”

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Andrew and Carey Burbank: “Hey! You can just let go and let, let Andrew. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely.”

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Andrew and Carey Burbank: “Wow. (Yeah) Well, it’s perfect. You guys are perfect for each other then.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Luke Burbank, the First, leader of the children. The leader of the children. Look out, look out, look out, look out!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, that’s, that’s the sound of chocolate chips, by the way… (Ooh!) if you’re salivating.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Skillet. Skillets for breakfast. (Skillet) I don’t think that’s how the song goes. Skillets for breakfast.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, I got nothing. Let’s wrap this up… (I’m back) Good luck to all!”

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Andrew, Luke, Genevieve Haas and Carey Burbank: Andrew got electrocuted when he tried to turn on the oven

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Andrew, Genevieve Haas and Carey Burbank: “Wait, I already made a mistake. What did I do wrong? You need to pack, pack it into the cup. Do you think that’s enough? Oh, shit! (No, no…)”

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Andrew, Genevieve Haas and Luke: Stuffing vs Dressing

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Genevieve Haas: “I feel like I’m cooking with Mr. Bean in here”

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Genevieve Haas: “It’s very Martha Stewart in here”

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Genevieve Haas: “This is a weird bit; but, you know, I don’t really listen to the shows, so…”

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Genevieve Haas and Luke: Baking and TBTL are more chemistry than artistry”

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Genevieve Haas and Luke: “The call is coming from inside the oven. Can you… Possible show title”

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Clips From TBTL #2183

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Andrew: “And, I’m just kind of like, ‘Uh, I like the ones that go vroom!'”

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Andrew: “Anyway. Good story. Especially, for everybody who doesn’t live in this region. You’re welcome.”

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Andrew: “But I think because beans, umm, are bean-like.”

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Andrew: “Coming at you, for the second day in a row, from a moving car… in Seattle.”

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Andrew: “Go me.”

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Andrew: “Hey, I hate to be a narc; but, that guy over there in the green shirt is pocketing a big bottle of booze, or whatever.”

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Andrew: “I am an incredibly picky eater. I get very anxious when I go to people’s houses for dinner.”

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Andrew: “I don’t want any glandy food.”

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Andrew: “I eat pizza like it’s going out of business; and, God, I hope pizza never goes out of business.”

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Andrew: “I just don’t wanna touch the cheese.”

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Andrew: “I just made an ass pick for you guys.”

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Andrew: “I love sausage!”

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Andrew: “I think I can count, on one hand, with fingers left over”

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Andrew: “I told him, I don’t want anything yucky.”

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Andrew: “I was a shitty little white kid in Kent, Ohio.”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna eat the hell out of this.”

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Andrew: “I’m the king of not remembering words. Don’t try to, don’t try to take my place on this podcast.”

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Andrew: “Just occurred to me how stupid my last sentence was.”

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Andrew: “Oh no.”

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Andrew: “Oh, look at me! Like a big boy.”

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Andrew: “So, I’m an adult.”

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Andrew: “These are just me being a big baby about what I put in my face.”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: Andrew had Gruyère cheese on French onion soup, and he liked it

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “Hmm. But, the big breaking news here is, I now eat three kinds of cheese. Right. As long as they’re all melted.”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “I’m in the passenger seat of my girlfriend’s Passat. Genevieve, is this a Passat? No, it’s a Golf. I’m in the passenger seat of my girlfriend’s Golf.”

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Andrew and Sean: No organ meat for Andrew

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Andrew and Sean: “On the deus. That’s right, Amadeus.”

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Andrew and Sean: “Ooh, I don’t do plates. Oh, you don’t. Okay, (Sorry) I guess we’ll use a dog bowl.”

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Andrew and Sean: “See, that’s another, that’s like cutting on the deus or whatever. The de–Yeah, rock me Amadeus, rock me on my bias.”

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Genevieve Haas: “Umm, so you’re just a nat–you’re just a natural born narc.”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “It was Gruyère. Is that what I ate?”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “You go to the grocery store so goddamn much. Wait, you accidentally said ‘goddamn’ in the middle of that. I like the grocery store.”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “You really want to put some bumpers on this lane. I really want–Nice callback to yesterday’s show. Thanks for listening.”

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Sean: “2000th Epithode”

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Sean: “A Boy Named Sous Chef”

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Sean: “Because, when the tapes aren’t rolling, that’s when the real intimacy happens.”

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Sean: “I could’ve been hella fancy and said, ‘I just made an aspic for you guys.'”

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Sean: “I learned a lot at Taco Time, like how to get fired from your first job.”

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Sean: “It’s one of those little shamber things, okay? You guys know what a shamber is, don’t cha?”

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Sean: “Now, I sound like every other a-hole that gives, that gives me sh-crap about me and my girlfriend.”

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Sean: “Oh… Eff you, a-hole.”

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Sean and Andrew: “And so, I should’ve, thinking now… Don’t should on yourself. I won’t should on myself. I’ll should on…”

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Sean and Andrew: “I don’t know, I’m just kind of like an in-and-out kind of guy sometimes. That’s what I hear. Oh, man… that’s on you, Andrew. That’s on you, bro. I cook you this nice meal. Of course, I have sausage in the dish; but, that doesn’t mean you have to relate it to a sexual joke.”

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Sean and Andrew: Sean didn’t want to be immature on TBTL

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Sean and Andrew: “So, I like to clean as I go. Ohhh! Let’s move in together.”

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Sean and Andrew: “You’re gonna turn them into coins, right? Yes! And then, Mario will come around and collect those coins, and take them on his little adventure to look for the princess. I’m going to be Mario in this.”

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Clips From TBTL #2179

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Andrew: “99.999%”

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Andrew: “All you do is hate read now.”

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Andrew: “Alright, let’s stop talking about you and start talking about us.”

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Andrew: “Anyway, I feel, I feel whole again.”

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Andrew: “But, dude… I am serious. No caffeine today.”

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Andrew: “Ehhh, I don’t like to use the word ‘genius’ to describe my work.”

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Andrew: “I listen to your blog!”

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Andrew: “I was O.G… C.Y.O.A.”

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Andrew: “I, I would call it kind of a boot-stompy, hand-clappy thing.”

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Andrew: “Keep your sarcasm for the Grapes of Rad!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “My girlfriend dropped something under the couch, and you won’t believe what I found there!”

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Andrew: “Reading is hard!”

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Andrew: “This is not a pleasant expression, but, as my uncle would say, I, I was shaking like a, like a dog pooping peach pits.”

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Andrew: “This is the power of, of the TBTL listenership right here.”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “But, like, I want to like soccer more so that I can get excited about… ties. Or whatever. I think they call them draws. Draws.”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: Genevieve starts laughing when Andrew asks if corruption was involved when Russia got the Sochi Olympics

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “I did it, I think… I did it, I think?!?”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “I’ll write your eulogy, by the way. Okay, good. I think it’s adorable that you think that you’ll outlive me. That’s also a good point.”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “What does conical mean? Like a cone? Oh, okay. Gotcha.”

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Genevieve Haas: “Also, I don’t give an eff about any of the sports.”

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Genevieve Haas: “Elaborate conical bra situations”

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Genevieve Haas: “Oh my God”

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Genevieve Haas: “Sounds like I’m real good at keeping jobs.”

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Genevieve Haas: “What are people thinking?”

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Genevieve Haas: “Yeah, I mean, this is why we can’t have nice things.”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “Belabor it, we shall. Belabor it, we shall.”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “Circumvent it and they’ll have to… Circumvent. Cirsumvent. Cirsumvent.”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “Everybody’s in on the click game. Everybody’s in on the click game.”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “Everyone loves surprises. Everyone loves surprises.”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “You can listen to my blog (Listen to my blog!)”

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Clips From TBTL #2114

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Andrew: “And this makes me sound like a such a sensitive, ponytail man; which, I guess I am.”

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Andrew: Andrew explaining that he will have to redo the quiz but won’t edit out earlier bits

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Andrew: “Boom! You’re there.”

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Andrew: Disgusted Sigh

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Andrew: “Ever since they both came back, Theo has been caterwauling like crazy; going around the house howling and yowling.”

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Andrew: Funny Sound

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Andrew: “Getting sass from all, getting sass from all angles.”

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Andrew: “Hey, Genevieve!”

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Andrew: “I got that one right too. I guessed that one. We should, we should be a couple.”

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Andrew: “I hate this song so much. This is, this is proof of how much I love you that I’m gonna play this song.”

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Andrew: “I’m not good at communicating.”

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Andrew: “I’ve got all those things, so I’m not worried. You can say whatever you want.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Luke started his birthday weekend the right way, he’s skippin’ out of work early this week. (Yay!) That ‘Yay’ is not like ‘Yay, Luke isn’t here’, by the way. That ‘Yay’ is like ‘Yay for Luke’, he’s celebrating his birthday the right way. Just wanted to make that clear.”

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Andrew: “Never, ever, ur-ver.”

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Andrew: “Oh, that makes me sad.”

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Andrew: “Perfect boyfriend checklist. This is where I get a little hot under the collar.”

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Andrew: Saying “Genevieve, you are going to love this e-mail.” in a flat tonal manner

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Andrew: “Thanks for letting us steal it, Play Buzz. I’m just gonna poo all over your game now.”

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Andrew: “That’s, God, I’m, I know, I’m tryin’!”

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Andrew: “The quiz just took a dump on me.”

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Andrew: “We’re gonna be talking about earwax.”

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Andrew: “Well, here we go!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, that’s right. When Luke is out, we the special, the special Marsupial Gurgle version of Top Story, that I think listener Bill made for us.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, we’re probably gonna end up with different answers here. We should not be a couple.”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: Cats, Baby Gates and Porch/Balcony Heights

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “Did you see a weird tweet from me today? No, I don’t read your tweets. Okay, good.”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “Do you want to talk about earwax? Yeah, let’s talk about… Just slide right into a earwax, just like slip and slide into an earwax conversation? Eww.”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “I think the smell is coming from inside the sink… Oh, you put in the sink! I thought you were putting in your ear. No, no, sorry, I didn’t make that clear. I’m not good at communicating.”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “I’ve always wanted to have you on TBTL; and, I guess all we had to do was get rid of that Burbank character. Yeah, and it only took how many years. Just push him out of the way.”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: iPhone Dating and Get Off My Lawn

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “No way! Yes it is. You’re wrong. Listeners, she’s wrong. I’m not wrong.”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “Oh, that makes me said! Why?”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: Q-tip Cheat Days

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “You’re not gonna believe this. Did I get the same person you got, you got for me? No. The quiz just took a dump on me.”

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Genevieve Haas: Asking the TBTL Show Number Calculator what the show number is

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Genevieve Haas: Laughing

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Genevieve Haas: “That’s a good’un.”

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Genevieve Haas: “You know, they say all battery consumption is local.”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: Genevieve apologizing to the Dazzling Donor for being spotlighted on a show without Luke

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: Laughing

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “…like a baby gate, basically. But, it’s a cat.”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: VH-1 Rocker

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “We are reaching peak me, and this is more, more of me, more peak me. Show title, already!?!”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “You know, I just, I want you to play at your level. Oh, geez Louise! I’m coming in strong!”

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