Andrew: “Catholic guilt”
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Andrew: “Cleanliness is next to podliness. Nice!”
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Andrew: “Everybody, close your eyes and close your ears. This is just me and Luke here”
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Andrew: “God…damnit! This guy won’t leave the hotel! He keeps going back for one more thing!”
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Andrew: “Here I am. A guy that can’t call a stoner cab, can’t call a Lyft, can’t rent a car”
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Andrew: “Hey, man! I want y’all to know… Thank you, all… I do want you to know, that I am exactly, like literally, exactly, right now, two-and-a-half hours into a 5-Hour Energy drink… So, we got about two-and-a-half hours… then it’s over. So, let’s get going”
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Andrew: “I dunno. People keep telling me to do it!”
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Andrew: “I like the way you didn’t believe how you felt”
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Andrew: “I literally could not”
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Andrew: “I mean, it’s no Fighting Okra shirt; but, shit!”
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Andrew: “It’s… highly erotic!”
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Andrew: “Not to derail this too much; but… there were a couple of times that I looked at you; and, I realized, you are experiencing what Genevieve experiences a lot, and does not love… Which is… getting me to leave… the house or a room”
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Andrew: “Oh my God. I’ll wash your sheets”
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Andrew: “‘Oh, Luke. So glad to see you back with your antics'”
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Andrew: “Oh-ho!!! This is bad-ass. I’m not gonna lie to you”
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Andrew: “Ohhh! It’s my apron! It’s my cleaning apron”
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Andrew: Saying “Unlimited!” along with everyone at the live show
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Andrew: Singing “Is he rich like me?”
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Andrew: “This guy answers the phone and he’s on a cell phone… and, he is stoned. I mean, he is stoned as shit”
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Andrew: “This is a thing: The Fighting Okra!?”
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Andrew: “This smells nice!”
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Andrew: “Too many details”
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Andrew: “Wow! This crowd does not trust us, man”
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Andrew and Luke: “Ah, shit! (Oh, shit!) You done did it… Y’all are crazy”
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Andrew and Luke: Luke offered to be Andrew’s assistant but then disappeared the moment Andrew needed help posting the show
Andrew and Luke: “Sometimes I don’t even have chest pockets and I just pat my chest. It’s, it’s… highly erotic! (Yeah) I think, you might even say, ‘Oh, ‘Explicit’!'”
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Andrew and Luke: “The dispatcher (Stoner Cab) was in the car!”
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Andrew and Luke: “There is definitely a moment… that I took my deodorant and rubbed it all over my face outside of an Office Depot… (True story) in Kansas City… I mean, we’ve all been there”
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Andrew and Luke: “You were getting mad… at us? Irritated? Describe your feelings. Leave no adjective out. And, describe them honestly. It’s okay. We can take it (Yeah)”
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Andrew, Jami Nettles and Luke: “You paint your yard spot? If it took it. Sick! (Sick!) Sick!”
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Jami Nettles: “No, baby. No”
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Jen: Recorded message for the TBTL Tens
Luke: “All y’all really went all out”
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Luke: “By the way, game-changer”
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Luke: “He was like, ‘A TBT-What?'”
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Luke: “If you wanna just take… ten minutes of the show… and, just, kind of, make it your own; we’re gonna call it, ‘Jami’s Fun Times'”
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Luke: “Luke… Luke… Luke”
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Luke: “Meme Police… Luke Burbank… Compliance Officer”
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Luke: “No, I’ve been shitting like a maniac… but, I just didn’t wanna talk about it; cuz, we’re a very classy show”
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Luke: “Oh, fucking cops”
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Luke: “There is… a lot going on”
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Luke: “This feels fucking great”
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Luke: “We are gonna do, kind of, a… I guess, it’s sort of like: E-mails and V-mails, Live!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Are you sad to hear me say that? Should I… No, I’m not sad; and, I’m not surprised (Okay)”
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Luke and Andrew: Laughing
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Luke and Andrew: “McAlister’s number two. McAlister’s the Second”
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Luke and Andrew: One of Andrew’s low points during the trip was when he mistakenly rubs deodorant all over his face
Luke and Andrew: “The idea of you sitting… on one of the listener’s beds… Is that a line too far?”
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Luke and Andrew: “You know… I started that as a joke; but, then, I just never stopped joking about it. And, I guess, now that the ‘thon is over, that’s the name of the ‘thon, Andrew… I love it, Luke!”
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Luke and Jami Nettles: “Did this thing cost you five thousand dollars to win? My family just… learned that I’m a Dazzling Donor; so, let’s just don’t go there. Okay. Alright. Fair… That’s fair”
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Sean, Luke and Andrew: Sean teaching how to use the contraction “Y’all”