Andrew: Awesome Laugh
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Andrew: Disgusted Sound
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Andrew: “Hide your toothbrush, hide your wife”
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Andrew: “I like going to the grocery store, ’cause I’m an old man!”
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Andrew: “I was definitely King Shit of Turd Mountain at this point”
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Andrew: “I’m not trying to be really pathetic here”
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Andrew: “Oh, shit!”
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: Snorting #2
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Andrew: “Somehow the median has become the lowest common denominator, and nobody can figure out how or why”
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Andrew: “This is where I’m just totally ageist”
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Andrew: “When I do fly off this train, I think calling me ‘Emeritus’ will be probably be a little too respectful.”
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Andrew: “Yawn!”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew thinks Luke will put his small boat in his swimming pool
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Jen Andrews: Channeling Sara Bareilles
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Jen Andrews, Luke and Andrew: Not to confuse the Andrews in the world with the Andrews’s in the world
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Luke: “Because, they’re brushing every cuspid up in here”
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Luke: “Bunghole”
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Luke: Comparing Carey’s warm or cold thought process to his thought process when he has diarrhea
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Luke: “Drink wine in a rush, watch out Mrs. Kellogg’s toothbrush”
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Luke: “Except for the ones where they’re still under development, and those places, the streets have no names.”
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Luke: “Hello dude”
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Luke: “How is your war exactly unfolding, MacAuthur?”
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Luke: “I know upper-decking is number 2, and now I’m switching over to… I’m switching over from fudge to lemonade”
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Luke: “I never, I never let ‘Emeritus’ bum my high”
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Luke: “I was actually, other than becoming a future empregnator [sic] emeritus”
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Luke: Luke finds a soft spot in Andrew’s armor and calls him Smaug
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Luke: “What!?!?”
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Luke: “You did not wash your hands, did you?”
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Luke and Andrew: AMC, not Ford, Gremlin
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew inadvertently gets a new nickname
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is questioning why Luke is telling everyone about Rudy’s “hot, hot winds”
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew was “Resting Garrison Keillor Face”
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Luke and Andrew: “I had to pull a piece of grass out of Rudy’s anus last night, (Whew!) by the way”
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Luke and Andrew: “Just cross your fingers that your name happens to pop up on a day when the show didn’t suck. Yeah, good luck!”
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Luke and Andrew: St. Elmo’s Fire
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Luke and Andrew: “There’s a good chance this show will go offline in a minute or two. Thank god.”
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Luke, Andrew and Jen Andrews: Talking about Luke’s resting face
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