Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “I got something that’s Mostly Fans”

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Andrew: “I heard everybody’s thoughts coming at me”

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Andrew: “I wasn’t gonna talk about this; but, clearly, it’s bothering me a little bit”

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Andrew: “I’m a verified Yelp complainer”

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Andrew: “I’m boring it up”

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Andrew: “If I got caught… Toobin-ing”

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Andrew: “It is pouring; and, we have a God-darn thunderstorm going on! And, I love a good thunderstorm”

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Andrew: “Let the hijacking commence”

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Andrew: “My plan was not to talk about this; and, so far… thirty seconds into my part of the show, I’m… talking about it”

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Andrew: “Pratt-a-tat-tat?”

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Andrew: The sound of thunder in the background and Andrew saying “My… Can you hear that?”

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Andrew: “Then, you have Dingle out there”

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Andrew: “Wait a second… Not this guy… Not this guy… I know this guy… and, it’s not this guy”

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Luke: “@PrattPrattPratt… I #GotYourBackBackBack”

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Luke: “I am here to clap back!”

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Luke: “Lukie’s at work, Mom”

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Luke: “Lukie’s at work, Mom… Lukie’s at work”

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Luke: “My therapist was like, ‘What does it feel like in your body?’ And, I was like, ‘Lumpy… and soft?'”

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Luke: “That’s my guy!!”

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Luke: “The Dolittling?”

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Luke: “Those are bad tenants! I’ve had ’em!”

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Luke: “You are part of… all of this; and, we are all gonna share the pain… I tried to do that with my toe; and, it… didn’t work for shit”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke getting both details about Chris Pine’s father being on “CHiPs” incorrect

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Luke and Andrew: “My blood is mostly root beer… (Yup) And, my insides are all mash potatoes (Yes)”

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Andrew: “And, he took a moment to… take care of some personal business, let’s just say”

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Andrew: “As a man who flaps his gums on this podcast”

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Andrew: “As a man who flaps his gums on this podcast, without really thinking what he’s saying most of the time, like, this is my area of expertise”

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Andrew: “Be quiet, Judge”

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Andrew: “Foisted on your own fetard [ph]“

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Andrew: “Hmm. I don’t think that’s how it works”

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Andrew: “I got burned!”

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Andrew: “I need to always do that!”

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Andrew: “I’ll nonpluss you, Luke”

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Andrew: “I’m a happy Andy”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna curl up and die here… Also, I really shoulda gone to the gym more… Those are gonna be my final words”

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Andrew: “I’m wondering if something happened to the tubes”

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Andrew: “I’m your newest… fan”

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Andrew: “Not today, haters and losers”

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Andrew: “Okay, Gorgle”

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Andrew: “Once we get the dirty stuff out of the way”

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Andrew: “Oof!”

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Andrew: “Shut up, Walsh”

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Andrew: “Snowflake alert”

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Andrew: “Sorry. Not today, haters and losers… I’m a happy Andy”

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Andrew: “Very, very exciting times for me”

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Andrew: “We have an interesting relationship”

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Andrew: “Well, that stuff was rough. That was just the ramblings of a… of a stone, who thought he was an artist”

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Andrew: “Why are you wrapping me in bubble wrap?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I’ve only worn a bow tie once. It was when you made me… We have an interesting relationship”

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Andrew: “You… as my fact-checking cous”

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Andrew and Luke: “Like, people don’t like to hear me (Yeah) happy with my garbage situation. They like to hear me twisting in the wind”

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Luke: “Alter eager”

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Luke: “But, I would hope that you would just fire me as a friend!”

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “Zexting”

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Andrew: “Baking soda, I got baking soda!”

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Andrew: “But, I’m a ‘Louis’, I believe”

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Andrew: “Car-pee-at emptor?”

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Andrew: “Co-mingling my odors with this rug”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Fandango”

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Andrew: “I am on the move”

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Andrew: “I think I just started four sentences. Let me finish one”

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Andrew: “I thought you were Mr. Noseies”

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Andrew: “It just feels wrong to me!”

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Andrew: “Maybe I haven’t met the real Luke Burbank”

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Andrew: “No, that’s just me, man. Leave me alone. It’s just me. I know I smell bad. I’m gonna take a shower in a bit”

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Andrew: “One time, I thought I smelled something bad in the refrigerator and I asked her to use her nose; cuz, we have a weird relationship”

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Andrew: “Ooh! I have a question for you. This could be… slightly interesting content for a moment or two”

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Andrew: Saying “Weird!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Yeah!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “The Browns got… just… trounced, trounced, trounced!”

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Andrew: “Trounced, trounced, trounced!”

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Andrew: “Trying to… smell someone else’s cat pee”

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Andrew: “We’ll… get through this second Andy story now”

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Andrew: “Wow, indeed”

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Andrew: “Yeah. I… I’m really concerned about this. I’m not gonna lie… I’m also surprised”

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Andrew: “Yep… that’s my concern too”

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Andrew and Luke: “Ooh! I have a question for you. This could be… slightly interesting content for a moment or two… Watch out Podcast Magazine!”

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Luke: “E-D-hee-hee”

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Luke: “I mean, that’s a story”

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Luke: “Independent urine auditor”

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Luke: “Independent… Pee Sniffers”

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Luke: “Independent… Pee Sniffers. UPS”

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Luke: “Liberty, Liberty, Liberty”

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Luke: “Normal cars, normal cars, no more calls… no more, normal cars… crime scene”

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Luke: “Nuke Bizzle… and Fat Wizza”

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Luke: “Seize the rug?”

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Luke: “This may have been… a very bad idea”

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Luke: “We’re using my Liberty-Biberty”

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Andrew: “Big, big… big, big, big, big, big”

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Andrew: “Big, big… big, big, big, big, big Browns game… on Sunday”

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Andrew: “Dude, comma, you were right”

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Andrew: “Fill their blog holes”

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Andrew: “I don’t think so, Luke”

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Andrew: “I got it bad. I got it bad”

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Andrew: “I had no idea! I’m sorry I said you were wrong. I’m an idiot”

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Andrew: “I just don’t know how to do it!”

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Andrew: “I’m not good with numbers”

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Andrew: “I’m not very happy with myself right now. I’m not very happy with myself, at all, right now, Luke. Because, I think the car commercial uses the original version… And, I’ve been stamping around the house… yelling at the TV every time this thing comes on; saying, ‘Well, use the original. Why would you make it worse, which isn’t worse!'”

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Andrew: “It’s a safe, unlistenable space”

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Andrew: Making a bullet ricocheting sound

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Andrew: “Our priorities are screwed”

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Andrew: “Police just say shit”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Thank you. These… are… facts!”

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Andrew: “The Minecraft… strip is my playground, bro”

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Andrew: “Working blue!”

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Andrew: “Wow, this is an interesting… approach”

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Luke: “Ah, toi-toi-toi”

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Luke: “Because, I was… loud wrong!”

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Luke: “Being a real B-jerk”

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Luke: “Call the zookeeper!”

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Luke: “For those of you who don’t know or don’t care”

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Luke: “I empathize deeply with the drug smuggler”

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Luke: “I’m comfortable inside my own body; and, my energy is… I’m uncomfortable inside of Kurt Vile’s body”

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Luke: “Nope! Wrong!”

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Luke: Saying “COVID” as Moira Rose

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Luke: Saying “COVID” as Moira Rose #2

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Luke: Saying “Genre” as Alex Trebek

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Luke: “She’s my Vega gal”

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Luke: “Thirsty much, law enforcement?”

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Luke: “To our boy Stu! Nobody will give you… the thoughts of my boy Stu!”

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Luke: “Toi-toi-toi”

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Luke: “Wareham? I hardly knew ’em!”

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Luke: “You know what? I wasn’t doing that last night… Why, Andrew? Because of meditation”

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, this is me talking… on Friday (This is real-time now)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Have a great weekend, stay safe… Go Vikings, go Brungles… Go eat a bray-gle… And, please remember: No mountain too tall… And, good luck to brall”

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Luke and Andrew: “Isn’t that also where Intercourse is? Intercourse, Pennsylvania, (That rings a bell, yeah) I believe is the place… I… I was there once; but, it was just… quick in and out… Well, look at you… on a Friday! Working blue! You love to see it”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing the opening to “Tom’s Diner” and Andrew saying “Oh, that’s Enigma”

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Andrew: “But, yesterday, I was feeling a little… a little frisky”

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Andrew: “Don’t krill the messenger”

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Andrew: “Finland and… Norway, same place, I think”

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Andrew: “Good morning, Your Highness”

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Andrew: “His mate brought him a pilla [ph]“

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Andrew: “His meat [ph] brought him a pilla [ph]“

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Andrew: “I had to send him a boar!”

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Andrew: “I never asked to be born!”

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Andrew: “I think it’s called, ‘Krills on the Side'”

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Andrew: “I was feeling frisky in a text conversation with my dad”

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Andrew: “I will be joining you… consider it a little road trip, next week, for two or three shows, I will be joining you… from… the living room of the Roosevelt neighborhood of Seattle, Washington”

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Andrew: “It belongs in a museum!”

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Andrew: “It wasn’t the type of thing I needed to say out loud; but… I dunno what the hell was Twitter for anyway”

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Andrew: “It… smelled… so good outside”

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Andrew: “Let’s dial that back a little bit and think about what words mean, Andrew”

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Andrew: “No, I don’t know. I just wanna say, ‘krill,’ again. I… am being stupid”

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Andrew: “Oh, I thought you said we were platonic. No, planktonic! Sorry, it’s too late. I’m already married to another krill”

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Andrew: “Ooh! Fresh mask day! Can’t wait to snuggle into that thing”

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Andrew: Saying “Weird!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Singing “I found my Krill”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t think (You all…) I can deal with a pubescent Burbank”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t think (You all…) I can deal with a pubescent Burbank… You don’t get anything about me, Andrew! I never asked to be born!”

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Luke: “Because, if a little bit is good… too much is probably even better… That’s also… on my family crest”

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Luke: “Good for him”

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Luke: “I would be wearing a mask… over… the situation”

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Luke: “It did though! If we can, again… focus on the important person of the story: me”

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Luke: “It’s a done dead deal”

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Luke: “Krill Interrupted”

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Luke: “New York Times is gonna New York Times”

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Luke: Saying “Pimple! Please, sir. That comes out of my pay” in a squeaky and broken manner

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Luke: Singing “You know you make me wanna Zout!”

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Luke: “So, maybe I did have a chance with that shrimp”

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Luke: “They do this every time!”

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Luke: “You don’t get anything about me, Andrew!”

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