Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “Anyway, I know you’re joking; but… there you go”

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Andrew: “I’m not sexting up on here!”

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Andrew: “It is right there, like, in the intersection of Germany, France and Switzerland. I’m moving here!”

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Andrew: “Jim Belushi… not a… Blues Brother, right? A Blues Brother’s brother?”

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Andrew: Making a series of funny sounds

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Andrew: “My God, ‘crap’ was a bad word in our house!”

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Andrew: “Oh, ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “So, it is Medford; they have their own airport. It must be a tiny, little thing”

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Andrew: “Stop smoking pot if you’re gonna make that sound, you disgusting person”

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Andrew: “This has taken a real turn”

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Andrew: “What do we associate clowning with?”

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Andrew: “You know, just squat on that Chunt; if you know what I’m saying”

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Andrew and Luke: “So, you’re telling me… that Jim Belushi and John Goodman are in a blood feud? That’s all I’m hearing here… Yeah… Cuz he unseated… (I, I, I’m…) he unseated John Goodman… And, you’re on the record, my friend. You’re on the record”

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Luke: “Anything around inhaling, it really, it freaks me out”

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Luke: “Aw, cheese and crackers”

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Luke: “Beaver… rump… penal… masticate… tight-end… fanny blower… poop deck… flange”

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Luke: “Clown-egg-face”

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Luke: “Doggam fothermucker… and bun-of-a-sitch”

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Luke: “Don’t you ever disrespect me online, listener Paul”

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Luke: “He went to Albania, Jim Belushi did, and he goes, ‘You won’t believe it,’ and he goes, ‘Well, cuz… the two most famous Albanians are Mother Teresa and my brother; and, they’re both dead… So, they got me'”

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Luke: “I always gild the lily”

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Luke: “I don’t do well around alpha males”

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Luke: “I’m always calling you a doggam fothermucker”

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Luke: “It was like I had landed in the Vegas of weed”

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Luke: “It’s just… free content flowing out of this window and in… to a parking lot in Medford, Oregon”

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Luke: Making a funny sound

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Luke: Making a funny sound #2

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Luke: “New backup plan… Move to Berat”

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Luke: “Oh, boy… We’ll see what happens”

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Luke: “Oh, yeah! We got a Dana Bash sighting, baby!”

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Luke: Saying “Whoa!” as Joey Lawrence

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Luke: Saying “Whoa!” as Joey Lawrence #2

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Luke: Saying “Yo, Adrian!” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Whatever you call it, we got it!”

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Luke: “Who are you clown-facing?”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is the Susie Burbank in me… I don’t smoke pot… I don’t care about it. But, I did the math and I think this is, like, thirty dollars worth of joints… (Mmm-hmm) And, it was free”

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Andrew: “Globo-Chem”

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Andrew: “I think you… you’re already doing something that’s more… I think, Andrew approved”

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Andrew: “I’m not a huge sugar person”

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Andrew: “My brain is perfect. It’s pristine”

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Andrew: Saying “And, then, I went to the bank. And, the banker was really nice to me; and, that’s when I realized I wanna talk to you folks” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “I have the solution for that; it’s yellow Red Bull. It’s in the fridge” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “The one thing is; and, this is terrible. I should not admit this at all”

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Andrew: “This is a thing I’ve really been into lately, answering questions with questions”

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Andrew: “We’re actually at the two minute bark [sic]“

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Andrew: “Your word isn’t worth as much as it was before the show started”

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Luke: “How to be Unreasonable During Unreasonable Times”

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Luke: “No, it sounds horrible!”

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Luke: “Yeah! It’s the perhaps thing”

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Andrew: “Can we just battle Medford, Bedford? The Battle of the Edfords?”

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Andrew: “Everything is clean; but, now, it’s damp”

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Andrew: “I don’t think that’s how masks are supposed to work?”

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Andrew: “I think I have very little to say today; so, I’m just trying to milk it all”

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Andrew: “I think this is the rub”

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Andrew: “I’m often in the dark! That makes a lotta sense, actually”

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Andrew: “Maybe it was the endorphins of football”

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Andrew: “The Battle of the Edfords?”

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Andrew: “Then, I flipped, and then I flipped, and then I flipped, and then I flipped”

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Andrew: “Wow! That’s so doesn’t sound like a porno to me. What are you into?”

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Andrew: “Yes, I’m pro-whale!”

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Luke: “Goodbye”

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Luke: “It’s really the ‘suite’ life down here in… Medford, Oregon”

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Luke: “Never eat anything out of anger… not even food”

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Luke: “She’s a JGTOW… A Jen going her own way”

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Luke: “Sounds like a porno… Isn’t, I promise”

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Luke: “What the eff?”

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Luke: “You are the Weakest Link. Goodbye”

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Luke and Andrew: “I watched a documentary, this weekend, on Netflix called… ‘My Octopus Teacher;’ which… sounds like a porno… Isn’t, I promise… It is… one of the more… (Wow! That’s so doesn’t sound like a porno to me. What are you into?)”

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Andrew: “Glad I could bum you out!”

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Andrew: “How about that for COVID times?”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if I had fun last night”

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Andrew: “I dunno. I’m too old and dumb”

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Andrew: “It’s called, ‘Gorgle'”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Oh! Sunday night”

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Andrew: Singing “I guess that’s why they call it, ‘the past'”

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Andrew: “This is a weird thing to bring up at the top of the show!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Can I admit something to you? This is (Yeah) a weird admission; that, I don’t think I’ve ever said on this show before. I don’t know if I’ve ever said this to… anybody before”

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Andrew and Luke: “(Hate) myself for loving you (Right?)”

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Luke: “Alright. Quick break; and, then, we’ll be back with… the second half of Chris’s bike ride… the ride home”

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Luke: “And, I wish I could take a picture with my eyeballs… I guess that’s called a memory”

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Luke: “And, sorry, I’m a little jumbled here”

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Luke: “Cuz, Monday’s gonna be a little bit… hanky for me”

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Luke: “Hey, Gorgle… What did I think about this article two days ago?”

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Luke: “I betcha the Internet knows”

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Luke: “I love that look. I’m just twenty years too old for it”

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Luke: “I’m not even supposed to be here anymore!”

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Luke: “Internet brain help”

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Luke: “Kids rule!”

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Luke: “Oh, yeah!”

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Luke: Saying “Problem… or a solution?” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Singing “I’ve been waiting all day for Sunday night”

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Luke: Singing “The Titans and the Jags are squaring off”

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Luke: “This is… my goal, at some point, to have hummingbirds drinking, essentially, out of my eyes, Andrew”

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Luke: “Yeah, it is, man. Joan, fucking, Jett. Sorry… It’s a Friday”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do you understand blockchain at all? At all? (Oh, hell… no!) God, I wish you were gonna end that with ‘Yes'”

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Luke and Andrew: “We get it. It’s (Oh, my) a shanty town! You don’t have to put the dog bark in the background”

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Andrew: “And, if we end up losing to the… Bungles!”

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Andrew: “But, why!? There are other Alexes in the world, right?”

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Andrew: “Happy damn Blursday”

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Andrew: “He’s blursing all over the place!”

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Andrew: “Hey, you’re Andrew Walsh! What are you doing in my meat shop? And, then, he sold me a bunch of meat”

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Andrew: “I almost always, if I’m by myself, have something plugged directly into my ears”

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Andrew: “Mike’s pretty much the best sausage provider in town”

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Andrew: “Stop! Stop it! You’re ruining the brand!”

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Andrew: “Well, I like the old service. Come to me! You come to me!”

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Andrew: “Well, then, I guess you’ll be the Brungles”

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Andrew: “Yes, I’m obsessed! I have the t-shirt, Luke”

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Luke: “Boy, they really brungled this”

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Luke: “Everybody should Google that; but, say ‘Daddy’… Just to, kind of, just to… just to have a little fun, flirty time in your browser”

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Luke: “Happy unhealthy air quality… for only sensitive groups… day!”

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Luke: “Real hardcore dad material”

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Luke: Saying “In 1978, the Cleveland Brungles…” as Steve Brule

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Luke: Saying “My family!” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: “The exoskeleton is not floppy!”

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Luke: “Yeah… yeah… Brooklyn”

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