Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “¡Jalapeño!”

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Andrew: “I’m a Chrome man”

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Andrew: “I’m so glad you have applause!”

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Andrew: “It seems like a Flapper thing to me”

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Andrew: “Oh, son of a gun! Don’t lead me on like that”

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Andrew: “Oh, yes! Right!”

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Andrew: Singing “You’re welcome”

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Andrew: “Slow down there, Andrew”

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Andrew: “Spicy”

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Andrew: “That is hanging over the plate!”

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Andrew: “That’s a weird, random… old memory”

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Andrew: “This is the sound, by the way, somebody capture this… this is the sound of me realizing you’re talking about celestial stars”

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Luke: “Have some standards, Guinness”

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Luke: Saying “Matteo Marras, Giovanni Meloni and Pierfranco Ligios” in an Italian accent

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Luke: Singing “You’re welcome, baby”

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Luke: “Talk about… not selling the sizzle or the steak”

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Luke: “What’s the sound of one podcaster clapping?”

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Andrew: “I don’t have anything interesting to say here at the top of the show”

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Andrew: “I don’t really care!”

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Andrew: “I don’t really care… I, I don’t really care that much”

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Andrew: “I’m… pretty pissed”

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Andrew: “One in the Pickle, Two in the Tickle”

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Andrew: Singing “Two monkeys can stop the show”

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Andrew: “Stop talking about… my body!”

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Andrew: “Well, she’s filthy”

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Andrew: “What do you think!?”

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Andrew: “What we talk about when we talk about Talkers Magazine”

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Andrew and Luke: “I was just trying to crank shit out yesterday. I was just trying to (Yes!) get it done. I didn’t wanna give it any more thought”

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, it’s no big deal. I ended up changing it to, ‘One in the Pickle, Two in the Tickle’. So, we’re fine… Now, can that be the show title? What do you think!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “What a shitty intro for that… Come on, Andrew!”

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Luke: “All I know is that, when I saw those words, ‘Pickle me pink’… I… My… brain went to a slightly dirty place”

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Luke: “And, then, I untied your testicles”

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Luke: “Coming to Emerald Queen Casino… Boz Scaggs!”

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Luke: “I think it speaks to the innocence of an Andrew”

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Luke: “Let’s do this; cuz, why not”

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Luke: “Testicle knots”

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Luke: “Two monkeys, one show”

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Luke: “You’re being saved by clowns”

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Luke and Andrew: “I apologize for buying into the patriarchy… and assuming you were a Mrs…. No, I’m a Ms.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You had your testicles, just… tied up in a (Okay) knot”

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Andrew: “Bwoop!”

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Andrew: “I know I’m missing the point here; but, I… I gotta admit… I miss the point here”

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Andrew: “Keep your Blursdays dry”

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Andrew: “We went into some pretty… deep… pickle talk”

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Andrew and Luke: “Am I bugging ya? With my lack of knowledge of Tasmania… Don’t mean to (Yes; and, the worst part is…) bug ya… about my lack of knowledge of Tasmania (you do mean to boog me)”

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Luke: “Deuces!”

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Luke: “Get ready, Andrew. Get ready to feel bad”

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Luke: “Keep my family in business, please”

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Luke: “Not yet, Frank! You’re not gonna get me yet!”

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Luke: “Talk to your doctor if your promo code lasts… for more than four hours”

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Luke: “Whatever you are, you wish you were something else”

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Luke: “Yas, Carl”

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Luke: “Yes, this is all scripted, people”

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Luke and Andrew: “I wish I could host… (I wish I could host Live Wire!) a public radio variety show… This week, featuring W. Kamau Bell”

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Luke and Andrew: “The agriculture minister was a (Was a woman!) woman! Ah! It was Ms. Barksalot!”

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Andrew: “¡Jalapeños!”

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Andrew: “Aagh! Give me something!”

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Andrew: “Are you not printing out stories anymore?”

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Andrew: “But, I just have so much to say about pickles; and, cucumbers, from… whence they came”

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Andrew: “By the way, if I’m only eating half a pickle, it means that I’ve already eaten ten… full pickles”

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Andrew: “Did you… did you eat two meals?”

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Andrew: “Do you have something you’d like to tell me?”

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Andrew: “‘Hey, this is… this is pretty important. Give me a call back, okay?’ Aagh! Give me something!”

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Andrew: “I can’t go anywhere without you, Luke”

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Andrew: “I can’t remember… Emmy Kate’s teeth”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what to believe anymore!”

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Andrew: “I would monkey around with Second Life every now and then”

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Andrew: Imitating someone who is trying to speak with a frozen or locked jaw

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Andrew: “Jesus Christ!!”

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Andrew: “Pickle me pink”

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Andrew: “That wouldn’t have been a terrible joke if I had put the words in the right order”

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Andrew: “The details are so foggy to me”

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Andrew: “Today, Luke, I say to you… Do you have anything you’d like to tell me?”

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Andrew: “Why am I trying to improve on perfection?”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke kept on saying “pig butthole” and Andrew wanted Luke to stop saying it

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Luke: “I am… eating food… before noon. And, that food is watermelon? And, it’s so good!”

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Luke: “I don’t know… They’re all a bunch of criminals!”

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Luke: “One Mississippi… Two Mississippi… Three Mi–“

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Luke: “Tickle monster!!”

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Luke: “Well… that’s happening now!”

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Andrew: “Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah”

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Andrew: “Hey, Mom! Get off the dang roof!”

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Andrew: “I might dip in and out”

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Andrew: “I, actually, never forget anything; and, there’s nothing I don’t know”

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Andrew: “I’m a Liz Lad!”

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Andrew: “Letting the Le Batard stack up!”

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Andrew: “Liz Lads”

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Andrew: “Mr. Unlimited!”

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Andrew: “My God!”

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Andrew: Saying “Bastard!” as Sean Connery

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Andrew: Saying “Bastard!” as Sean Connery #2

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Andrew: “We also talk about dicks a lot”

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Andrew: “We’ve been talking about that!”

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Luke: “But, it’s just like a different cast of wackos”

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Luke: “He was basically more Andrew than Andrew”

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Luke: “I’m going to New York City, baby!”

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Luke: “I’m, like, confused but… excited”

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Luke: Saying “Jay-bus [ph] Winston” as Sean Connery

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Luke: “Skinner!!”

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “We’ve (Bastard) been talking about that, Boston” as Sean Connery

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Andrew: “And, who’s the wing nut actor”

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Andrew: “I was menaced by raccoons once. Those things are scary, man”

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Andrew: “I’m a big man who sweats”

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Andrew: “I’m not doing enough!”

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Andrew: “Let’s litigate this shit now!”

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Andrew: “My… relationship with the heat is weird”

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Andrew: “Oh, shoot. I’m… really pulling a Walsh here”

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Andrew: “Oh! This is terrible!”

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Andrew: “This is terrible on a Monday!”

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Andrew: “Több nap, mint kolbász”

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Andrew: “Több nap, mint kolbász” #2

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Andrew: “We have a brain fart on something”

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Andrew: “Yes, I totally bungled that”

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Andrew and Luke: “New Hampshire is filled with, like, kinda cranky old characters, whose (Right) politics I don’t agree with at all”

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Luke: “A family of raccoons… came wondering through at three in the morning and she… went… off!”

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Luke: “I have to go back to the tool shed and get my shovel; cuz, I’m about to dig in!”

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Luke: “I was hoping it was just that somebody died”

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Luke: “Look at me… Mr. Brown Thumb”

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Luke: “Oh, we are getting outta here, Scoob”

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Luke: Saying “Well, here’s a guy” as Frank Caliendo impersonating John Madden

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Luke: Singing “Ya got a friend in me”

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Luke: Singing “You got a friend in…”

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Luke: Singing “You’ve got a friend in me”

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Luke: “We’re back at it, baby!”

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Luke: “When they mow low, we mow high”

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