Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “A dash cam camera”

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Andrew: “And, it’s ‘Dick and Softy’ or ‘Softy and Dick’?”

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Andrew: “But, my… God!”

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Andrew: “Don’t be silly, Luke”

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Andrew: “Everybody who has a beard has to shave their nose”

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Andrew: “I farted around for an hour”

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Andrew: “I just want you to be normal; and, you’re not!”

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Andrew: “I’m blowing one of my laugh tissues on a sneeze”

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Andrew: “If you make me laugh too much, I don’t know what’s gonna happen”

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Andrew: “Miss me with that; as, the kids used to say”

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Andrew: “Old Electric Avenue”

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Andrew: Saying “I’m thrilled!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Sneezing and saying “Oh, no… That’s a tissue right there” while Luke is talking

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “That rings a bell. I mean, I know it was a thumpin'”

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Andrew: “That’s love right there”

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Andrew: “When I laugh a lot… I need to blow my nose a lot”

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Luke: “Hard and Turgid Show”

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Luke: “I am going to attempt… a very bad idea”

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Luke: “I worked with Softy!”

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Luke: “I’m gonna keep it Ringo Starr-style, baby!”

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Andrew: “Andy times are still a real thing”

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Andrew: “Hey! Hey! Hey!”

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Andrew: “I can screw up my face as much as I want to below my eyes”

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Andrew: “I love it!”

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Andrew: “I said three o’clock, not 3:06”

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Andrew: “I’m falling apart here!”

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Andrew: “Luke… when we’re in sync, my friend, we are in sync”

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Andrew: “MC Words Work”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “That’s how words work”

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Andrew: “This a big Blursday, actually. I got a big bag of Blursdays for ya”

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Andrew: “Wait. This is real life”

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Andrew: “Well, I don’t have the best ear in the world”

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Andrew: “What am I doing? I’m on wheels!”

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Andrew: “What are we even doing anymore!?”

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Andrew: “What in the hell is going on!?”

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Andrew: “What in the living hell is going on!?”

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Andrew: “Will you enter into a relationship with me; in which, we embark on an audio journey”

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Andrew: “You don’t need to clean the needle on your iPhone?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Good morning, Luke. Would you like to… Yes”

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Andrew and Luke: “Luke is slowing becoming the, ‘Well, something’s going on’ guy (Yeah!)”

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Luke: “Andrew, how does anything come into my orbit anymore?”

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Luke: “Early is on time. On time is late; and, late is unacceptable”

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Luke: “I didn’t even know that you noticed!”

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Luke: “I’ve two-tone teeth’d it!”

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Luke: “Oh! That’s what we do on Thursdays, isn’t it?”

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Andrew: “Carey, take the wheel”

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Andrew: “He was packing it! Packing it!”

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Andrew: “Hey, Gorgle… what’s my Google?”

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Andrew: “Hey, Luke… How about you head over here and clean my bathroom?”

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Andrew: “Hey, man. Do mine next”

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Andrew: “I don’t watch… uh, television. And, notice that I didn’t call it a TV; cuz, TV is a nickname and… nicknames are for friends. And… TV is no friend of mine!”

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Andrew: “I mean, it seems very much like a Burbank problem”

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Andrew: “No, Gorgle. I can’t”

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Andrew: “Obviously, I was handling the situation, Luke”

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Andrew: “Or, maybe it was actually when we were pulling it out… We pulled it out”

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Andrew: Singing “Pandemic”

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Andrew: “This show was produced by blank, blank, blank, and blank”

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Andrew: “Uh, you’re so up your own butt about this”

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Andrew: “Update on that: lawsuit is off… Lawsuit’s off!”

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Andrew: “Wait a second! I’m getting phished here, you sons of guns!”

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Andrew: “Watch the credits and appreciate the gaffer, goddamnit!”

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Andrew: “We get a lotta e-mails… I’m not trying to brag here… We just get a lotta e-mails”

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Andrew: “Yes; but, just wait, in three years, you’ll be listening to me!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, yeah. That’s the one you cut your hand off of. Yeah. But, that’s not the right sentence. But, you know what I mean. Yeah, yeah. Re-arrange some of those words”

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Luke: “And, I was… Gorgling around last night”

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Luke: “Cuz, I’m a vain, glorious person”

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Luke: “I’m not really sure how to finish this bit”

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Luke: Making a video shrinking down to the bottom corner sound effect

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Luke: “Our Top Story for today… Andrew stood up for himself”

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Luke: Singing “Pandemic”

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Luke: “That… was… the… form!”

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Luke: “Well, shit!”

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Luke: “Ziggle-zaggle, let’s get at it!”

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Luke and Andrew: “God! I’m getting turned on just hearing about it (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Our Top Story for today… Andrew stood up for himself… Yes”

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Luke and Andrew: “Our Top Story for today… Andrew… tried to stand up for himself… Oh, tried? What do you mean? You don’t, you don’t think I can pull it off? Jerk”

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Andrew: “Do you want me to jump in here?”

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Andrew: “Flopping around in failure”

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Andrew: “I guess I’ll take some of that sweet, sweet G cash”

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Andrew: “I’m a big lawyer; and, I’m about to sue the pants off of Google”

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Andrew: “It might be so hot that it might just, kind of, annoy a big chunk of our listeners”

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Andrew: “Nice! Good for you, man!”

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Andrew: “Oh! I’m suing Google”

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Andrew: Singing a few notes from The Beatles’ “When I’m Sixty Four”

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Andrew: “Sorry! Everybody, close your ears!”

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Andrew: “The TikToks scare me”

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Andrew: “Well, how is Andrew handling this situation?”

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Andrew: “Well, that was… weird… I mean, don’t, don’t turn that around on me”

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Andrew: “Yeah… Andrew… that’s the frigging point… of the whole thing… They’re young people listening to Phil Collins”

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Luke: “Bro!”

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Luke: “He pivoted, bro”

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Luke: “I also just assume everyone is shit-talking me, behind my back, all the time… Because… it would be justified”

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Luke: “I’m getting more weird”

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Luke: “Rudy paw plus poop pee”

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Luke: “So, you’re saying you wouldn’t do, ‘Rudy Paw Plus Poop Pee’?”

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Andrew: “Ah, the weekend is when we mix energy drinks into our booze. Right, Andy?”

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Andrew: “Dad! No!”

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Andrew: “I always have… you know… spare jerky on my person somewhere”

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Andrew: “I am going to regret this question, I know I am”

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Andrew: “I call myself ‘Andy’ when I’m self-loathing”

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Andrew: “I live here, jerk!”

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Andrew: “It was a monster mash”

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Andrew: “No, no, no! No!”

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Andrew: “Pick that fucking bottle up!”

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Andrew: “Take it out!!”

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Andrew: “The logo looks like something you’d listen to, yeah”

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Andrew: “The things is, though, I’ve been, kind of… chasing the dragon of that evening ever since”

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Andrew: “Tie your bag next time!”

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Andrew: “What will this one do to me?”

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Luke: “Cruise the Volga”

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Luke: “‘I heard people call you B-Money’… I don’t think so”

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Luke: “Ro-butt? [ph]“

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Luke: “This is… this is… why the listeners tune in… allegedly”

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Luke: “We just saw, ‘I, Ro-butt,’ [ph] foo’!”

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Andrew: “Don’t say… these things!”

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Andrew: “Ghrelin, hold my calls!”

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Andrew: “I was so worried about scratching too much”

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Andrew: “I’m such a Negative Nelly”

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Andrew: “I’ve had many a moments on the lips and many a lifetime on the hips with Shari’s Berries”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Makes me wanna scratch things and pull things”

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Andrew: “Makes me wanna scratch things and pull things. Eugh!”

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Andrew: “Not that I don’t appreciate those swizzles”

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Andrew: “Politics… sports and diet talk”

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Andrew: Saying “Change” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “These are human beings; and, this shouldn’t be our priority” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Weird!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Somebody went rogue!”

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Andrew: “Yes!”

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Luke: “I don’t know if that’s just water… that I’d been… that I’d been pee-peeing out”

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Luke: “It was just running right through me”

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Luke: Saying “I was just trying to be positive!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “Is this a winner?” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “Ricky Roma!” as Al Pacino

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Luke: Saying “Weird!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “You don’t open your mouth… unless you know the shot!” as Al Pacino

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Luke: “See if I can drop a couple of lbs… off of this LB”

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Luke: “Thanks a lot, dude!”

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Luke: “Thanks a lot… Bay Kitty”

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Luke: “This big, soggy baby in the White House”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke wants to carve out twenty minutes to talk about how he’s living inside his body and Andrew is confused with what Luke wants to talk about

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