Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “Big, beautiful, purple mug!”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Happy Blursday!”

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Andrew: “I actually wasn’t even trying to mess it up; and, then, I… messed it up”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna George R. R. Martin this”

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Andrew: “I’m just turning into the Stu-bot”

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Andrew: “Like, I like this idea of, of rebooting my own hard drive”

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Andrew: “Not only was I peeing in the dream… I was peeing someplace that I wasn’t supposed to”

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Andrew: Saying “I’m last minute and may not make it!” in a funny, drawn out manner

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Andrew: “That is red alert! That is Defcon P, my friend!”

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Andrew: “That’ll really make Rubbermaid jealous!” [ed: There seemed to be an echo or a loopback when Andrew said this]

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Andrew: “This is Macintosh… country!”

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Andrew: “Water bottle looking at me and they’re like, ‘What, what are you doing–What are you looking on… what are you looking there on your computer at, Andrew? What’s going on!?’ It’s nothing water bottle… Just checking out the competition”

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Andrew: “Water bottle looking at me and they’re like, ‘What, what are you doing–What are you looking on… what are you looking there on your computer at, Andrew? What’s going on!?’ It’s nothing water bottle… Just checking out the competition” (Edited)

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Andrew: “You’re not supposed to be peeing here!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, Luke, do you wanna Blurs on a Thurs? Oh, yeah, man”

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Luke: “Because, it’ll be more embarrassing when I… fail spectacularly”

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Luke: “Isn’t that for technogeeks with spread…?”

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Luke: “Now, I feel… Somehow, you’ve managed to make me feel bad an inanimate object that lives in your house”

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Luke: “Okay. Hold on, hold on. Move over. Move over”

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Luke: Saying “Crash into us. Crash into us” as Onyx the Fortuitous

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Luke: Saying “I don’t like to mail FedEx… Maybe, that makes me bad” as Andy Rooney

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Luke: “This is rough on me right now not… peeing my pants”

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Luke: “Yes. It’s, it’s, it’s cursive… and, it’s… it’s just if you, you know, it’s like pornography… my mom’s done a lot of it”

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Luke and Andrew: “If you wanna take the rest of the show off, I can probably just handle it from here… What’s that?”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Ohh!”

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Andrew: “His resting steampunk rate”

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Andrew: “I assume that was the more popular one; but, I could be wrong. Could be wrong”

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Andrew: “I love swearing wrong. That is so great”

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Andrew: “i-RON cur-TAIN! [ph]“

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Andrew: “If I hear one more second of my voice, I am going to jump off my roof”

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Andrew: “It’s only Wednesday, Walsh. Keep this shit straight”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “SexMonster69”

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Andrew: Singing “You had a bad day”

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Andrew: “We just want you to be normal; and, clearly, you’re not!”

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Andrew: “What a world”

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Andrew: “Whatever. Time doesn’t exist”

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Andrew: “You’ll know when we’re doing the tall ships”

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Andrew and Luke: “We just want you to be normal, Luke. And, clearly, I’m not”

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Luke: “It’s… becoming the… fodder… of my dreams”

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Luke: “Just fuck it up here”

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Luke: Saying “I don’t know” as Onyx the Fortuitous

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Luke: Singing “Hey, Kaylee… it’s your birthday”

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Luke: Singing “Just call me angel of the morning, baby”

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Luke: “They just want you to read the article; and, clearly, you didn’t!”

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Luke: “User5625721403459”

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Luke: “Ya think?”

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Luke and Andrew: “He may be best known for reminding Luke to do a Hey Dummies video… and, asking that he include lots of… grace and splendor… He’s best known… for getting other people to do his work”

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Luke and Andrew: “Notice me Hanks-y. Notice me (Exactly)”

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Andrew: “Absorbing all that… during, all your… face… grease during the night”

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Andrew: “Baking soda… I got baking soda”

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Andrew: “I have something to say”

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Andrew: “I think the trend of millennials have killed, fill-in-the-blank, has, kind of, gone by the wayside now”

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Andrew: “I’m just becoming a sticky monster”

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Andrew: “Not interesting, Walsh. Keep it back”

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Andrew: “Shit seeds”

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Andrew: “That’s not helpful, dude. I’m trying to do a podcast here and I’m trying to rip off your content… Give it to me straight!”

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Andrew: “Uhhh, I forgot about another one!”

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Andrew: “What broom do you want… or have?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, it’s a dishwasher. It’s… fucking great”

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Andrew: “Yeah. It’s called madness”

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Andrew: “You don’t have any napkins, Walsh”

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Andrew and Luke: “Like an (Sure) old-fashioned husband”

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Luke: “A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips”

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Luke: “A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips” (Edited)

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Luke: “(Baking soda! I got baking soda!) Baby!”

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Luke: “Cottage’s… [sic] dissonance”

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Luke: “Hey, man… Chill out!”

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Luke: “I’m fucked!”

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Luke: “Then… the voices get quieter for ten minutes”

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Luke and Andrew: Getting mentioned for the intentionally janky “I’m a podcaster and I care who knows it, baby!” drop that Luke played to introduce Andrew

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Andrew: “A moment on the lips… a lifetime full of quips”

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Andrew: “Have you heard of Dingfelder’s?”

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Andrew: “I was taking it to Boring Town is what I was doing”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna be a good boy”

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Andrew: “I’m used to your bullshit”

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Andrew: “It was mysterious and I didn’t know what it was; and, I loved listening to it”

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Andrew: Saying “But, they’re Chinese!” in a scary manner

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Andrew: “These are the weirdest earrings I’ve ever seen. Let’s see what they taste like!”

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Andrew: “To fight a watermelon, you gotta be a watermelon”

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Andrew and Luke: “Okay, so you do have, you have a password on your phone, right? (I don’t even know if I do, honestly) Oh, God… It’s annoying!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “To fight a watermelon, you gotta be a watermelon. Think (Yeah) like a watermelon and be a watermelon”

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Luke: “Does it really feel… like America is in chaos to you? Does it really feel like your personal safety is… being threatened? Are people marauding in the streets of Hood River, Oregon? Or… are you… drinking too much brain poison via FOX News?”

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Luke: “It’s annoying!!”

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Luke: “Let’s first take a moment to talk about… what we talk about when we talk about diet talk”

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Luke: “Mama Say Mama Sa Mama Coosa”

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Luke: “Mama Say Mama Sa Mama Coosa” #2

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Luke: “Mama Say Mama Sa Mama Coosa?”

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Luke: “Nothing tastes as good as being funny feels”

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Luke: “The B.L.A.T., hold the A”

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Luke: “The soggy-diapered President”

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Luke: “These don’t look like seeds I’ve ever seen before”

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Luke: “This some hippy-dippy shit; and, I know they’ll some bomb-ass fake meat… sandoozles for me”

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Luke: “This sounds very woo-woo”

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Luke and Andrew: “It was so… upsetting to me; that, I want… I wanted to start a riot… (Yeah) on these guys’s faces with my fists”

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Starting from when the Top Stories segment switched over to the topic of KFC fried chicken-themed Crocs until the end of the show, Luke and Andrew said the name “Subservient Chicken” a total of 13 times. Listener Cheryl requested a supercut of all of those and the following is the result:

Luke and Andrew: Subservient Chicken Mashup

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Also, Luke said two other variations of the name, including “Subservient Daddy” and “Subservient lawyer”; which, are included in this version of the supercut:

Luke and Andrew: Subservient Chicken Mashup Plus

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Andrew: “Beep… beep!”

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Andrew: “But, why not ‘boobies’?”

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Andrew: “Daddy loves pancakes”

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Andrew: “Everything’s take out; so, who gives a shit”

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Andrew: “Hit me up in September, friendo”

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Andrew: “I don’t have my dad listed as, ‘Pancake Daddy'”

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Andrew: “No offense; but, why not ‘boobies’?”

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Andrew: “Oh, see. Don’t… don’t do that!”

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Andrew: “Pancake Daddy”

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Andrew: “Please call me, ‘Subservient Pancake’, daddy”

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Andrew: Singing “You say you’re the taxman!”

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Andrew: “Subservient Chicken”

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Andrew: “Subservient Chicken” #2

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Andrew: “Subservient Chicken” #3

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Andrew: “The Feather and Leather… We coulda gone with The Beak and the Ball Gag”

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Andrew: “There, you got me going! I was trying to be nice; and, then, you got me going! You asshole”

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Andrew: “This is fascinating!”

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Andrew: “Why would I do that? What do you… What do you take me for?”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, it wasn’t a rock… (I know B-52s) Lobster!”

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Luke: “A… keen-eyed… cook… I know that’s… one K in two Cs, my dudes”

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Luke: “Boobless”

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Luke: “Chigga the chain the Chinese chicken”

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Luke: “Did you do that because daddy did it?”

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Luke: Dragging Billie Joe Armstrong while Green Day’s “Wake Me Up When September Ends” is playing

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Luke: “I’m just snobby!”

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Luke: “Pancake Dad”

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Luke: “Pancake Daddy”

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Luke: Singing “Also sprach Zarathustra”

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Luke: Singing “Do you remember… the 25th night of September”

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Luke: Singing “I hope you had the time of your life”

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Luke: Singing “They say it’s your birthday”

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Luke: Singing “Wake me up… in… September”

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Luke: Singing “Wake me up… when September ends”

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Luke: “Subservient Chicken”

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Luke: “Subservient Chicken” #2

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Luke: “Subservient Chicken” #3

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Luke: “Subservient Chicken” #4

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Luke: “Subservient Chicken” #5

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Luke: “Subservient Chicken” #6

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Luke: “Subservient Chicken” #7

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Luke: “Subservient Chicken” #8

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Luke: “Subservient Chicken” #9

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Luke: “Subservient chicken-fried steak”

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Luke: “Subservient Chicken… who has a subservient lawyer”

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Luke: “Subservient Chicken?”

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Luke: “Subservient Daddy”

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Luke: “Sí… se… puede”

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Luke: “The Hilarious World of Man Caves?”

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Luke: “To understand Dianetics, you have to specifically get rid of your engrams”

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Luke and Andrew: “It was a chastity watch. It actually buckled into the groin section; and… (Oh, no! Okay…) managed to keep (Back away) everything”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing the opening to The Beatles’ “Birthday” and Andrew singing “You say you’re the taxman!”

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