Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “Because, I’m eatin’ it all the time!”

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Andrew: “Gelatinized pee!”

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Andrew: “Heads up… there’s gonna be a fast and loose Blursday, shootin’ down the line, outside of the Blursday… paramaters”

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Andrew: “I love you, obviously”

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Andrew: “I need to keep an eye on this shit”

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Andrew: “Is it sexy like that?”

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Andrew: “Let me slide into this Blursday segment… where, I’m sure I will stumble and bumble… all day long”

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Andrew: “Obviously, I’m right about this; but, I don’t wanna make everybody else in the group feel bad about it”

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Andrew: “People just expect you to be seeing your Slacks all the time”

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Andrew: “People just expect you to be seeing your Slacks all the time… Boy, that sounded funny”

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Andrew: Singing along with the Blursday funky bass

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Andrew: “Slack is just a weird little place that I dip in and out of”

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Andrew: “Something glitched out”

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Andrew: “Walter, what have you wrought?”

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Andrew: “Yes or no… m-fer! Yes or no!”

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Andrew and Luke: “If I, you know, had to do a desert island pick, or deserted island pick… or dessert island pick… I might pick… Now, that’s an island I can get into”

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Luke: “Andrew… you can’t handle the Blurs”

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Luke: “I get to do this… cuz, I am the… co-host of the program”

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Luke: “I’m, like, feeling weirdly snack-y right now”

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Luke: Saying “Uh… I’ll have the salad please” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing “Five… five… five dollar footlong”

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Andrew Walsh (Teacher): “I have come to terms with my Andrew-ness”

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Andrew: “Beep-beep-beep”

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Andrew: “Everything coming up Burbank”

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Andrew: “I have a question for you, Andrew Walsh to Andrew Walsh, here. How as being an Andrew Walsh worked out for you so far? How do you like being an Andrew Walsh?”

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Andrew: “I think I heard the ‘pee-peeing’ one”

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Andrew: “I was on the toilet pee-peeing and he was pee-peeing”

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Andrew: “I’m actually kinda relieved to know it was your fault”

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Andrew: “I’m not the type of guy who gets bumped up”

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Andrew: “Is that me?!?”

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Andrew: “It’s gonna be like that your… that plumber was kicking at your poop tube outside”

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Andrew: “Man, I shoulda been a bootlegger!”

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Andrew: “Sheepish to insulted in… under sixty”

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Andrew: “That can’t be right! I must be… fevering right now!”

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Andrew: “That’s not how math works… Let’s move on”

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Andrew: “The Andrew Walsh tribe is losing an Andrew Walsh!”

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Andrew: “You sound fun”

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Luke: “Bitchy as hell”

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Luke: “I flop the nuts. I slow played it”

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Luke: Luke accidentally triggers multiple drops

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Luke: “Mount Saint Walsh”

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Luke: “So, the idea that my phone… completely hoisted me… petard-style”

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Luke: “Take that, old man!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Basically… travel urinal that’s… selling like… hot cakes right now… Anyway. So, I… (Or, like urinal cakes)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Of all the things I’ve hard passed on, maybe none have been harder… (Mmm-hmm) than this pass”

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Andrew: “And, this is gonna be a real haterade thing to say; and, I don’t… I don’t mean it to be”

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Andrew: “Don’t step in that! It’s okay, baby. I never forget a dog poop pile”

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Andrew: “I apologize!”

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Andrew: “I had fun!”

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Andrew: “I’m, I’m a total… Hodgman nerd”

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Andrew: “It’s all he knows! It’s all he wants to know!!”

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Andrew: “What about, ‘He’s rude, he’s crude, he’s Androod’?”

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Andrew: “What’s going on 24 Hour Fitness? Where you at? How you feeling? Are we coming back eventually?”

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Andrew: “You don’t buy The Doors’ ‘Greatest Hits’, man! You start with ‘L.A. Woman’!”

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Andrew: “You want to talk about trashy; but, I love it”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m… I’m so filled with fun right now, and fun (Yeah) feelings. You’re unrelentingly fun. (Yes, I certainly am) You’re operating system is unrelentingly fun”

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Luke: “An ‘Androod'”

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Luke: “Andrew owning an Android?”

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Luke: “Any other… former advertisers you’d like to tick off, here, right at the top of the program?”

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Luke: “Don’t go looking for a zebra”

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Luke: “He’s Androod Walsh”

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Luke: “I would be a fool to not take the advice… of the greatest… Conan the Barbarian creator… of all time. Some people said… he should be holding a wet, spaghetti noodle. But, you said, it should be a huge-ass sword penis”

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Luke: “It should be a huge-ass sword penis”

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Luke: “Just buying dongles”

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Luke: “Please! Please”

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Luke: Saying “Well… Well” as Ronald Reagan

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Luke: Saying “Yoiks! Vincent!” as Shaggy

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Luke: Singing “Fly by night” in the same manner as Andrew

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “So, I will not be… sniffling, and sneezing, and snorting, and chortling throughout the show”

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Luke: “Who will think of the pets?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Like a hexagon in a way. Kinda squat, (You know what I mean?) squat and tough… Kinda squat… Yes; and… Which, is how I like my women”

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Luke and Andrew: “No mountain too tall. And, good luck to all!”

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Andrew: “A lagniappe to the schadenfreude”

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Andrew: “Dreamless in Seattle”

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Andrew: “I wish I could, like, defragment my brain”

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Andrew: “I’m a nervous person”

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Andrew: “I’m definitely a Charlie Brown-y guy, right?”

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Andrew: “Just let the facts do the damning”

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Andrew: “Listen, I don’t have to put every wacky detail in here”

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Andrew: “Luke is lapping this up with a spoon”

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Andrew: “My dream stories are… tight!”

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Andrew: “Oh, goddamnit, Rudy!”

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Andrew: “Oh, I’m so not interested in what… what happens when people are awake. That’s so uninteresting. I only wanna know what happens in the dreamscapes”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah”

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Andrew: “Sharks: they’re just like us!”

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Andrew: Singing “Dream”

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Andrew: “Sturdy, Polish bones”

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Andrew: “The K-Pop stans and the TikTok teens”

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Andrew: “The TikTok teens”

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Andrew: “WhatIsThisHashtag.com. I’m just, like, ‘Alright. I’m that old man who has to do it'”

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Luke: “Cuz, I’ve just got one quickie that I just saw come across the transom”

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Luke: “His… empire is… crumbling!!”

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Luke: “I had a great weekend. It was a beautiful weekend. I loved… this weekend”

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Luke: “I know! I was pumped!”

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Luke: “I was just… basking… I was Carole Baskin… on Sunday”

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Luke: “It is very delicious to me”

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Luke: “Naked, steaming eyeballs”

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Luke: “Oh… God! Why? Why!? Why am I going… why am I going here with this, Andrew? Why didn’t I just go to the break?”

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Luke: Reading an abstract about the musical story “Dreamcatcher”

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Luke: “Sturdy, Polish bones”

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Luke: “Thank you, Universe… Thank you for that”

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Luke: “TikTok teens and K-Pop stans”

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Luke: “Why? Why!? Why am I going… why am I going here with this?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Live and direct in front of your naked, steaming eyeballs. Oogh, wow! That’s terrible!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Now, that’s uninteresting. Now, that’s painful radio”

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Andrew: “apm.gotcha.com”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Hey, hermanos”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Ugh!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what to do with our show now”

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Andrew: “I think I’m gonna keep doing things that I’m allowed to do”

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Andrew: “I’ll admit I was also, sort of, half listening to you; because, I have a cat situation”

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Andrew: “I’m actually kind of interested in this Mini Mommy. Will you buy me one, Daddy?”

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Andrew: “I’m really confused, Ron”

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Andrew: Saying “What is he saying!?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Well, I’m just glad that Ken Jen finally won something”

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Andrew: “Why did you have this idea, Luke?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I could just call the IT department right now and say, ‘Hey, was this e-mail from [bleep] a phishing thing?’ Cuz, I’ve done that before. Now, you’re gonna have to bleep that out again… Did I just say his name again? Yes. Yeah, let’s just move on”

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Luke: “Amazon doesn’t take wood… Walmart doesn’t take wood”

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Luke: “But, now everything sounds… ‘weird!’ in my head”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Daddy, will you buy me a Mini Mommy?”

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Luke: “None of today’s show has been useful to the listener!”

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Luke: “Padilla, Padilla… Let’s call the whole thing off”

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Luke: “Umm… It’s ‘Padilla'”

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Luke: “What even is money, man?”

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Andrew: “Angry Mama”

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Andrew: “But, trust me. I mean, I have so many things I hate about the way I talk”

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Andrew: “Does anybody out there wanna punch me for knowing that I’m going to get my haircut today, do you think?”

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Andrew: “I was really stumbly and bumbly all the shows this week”

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Andrew: “I, Luke Burbank, am going to get… my hairs cut”

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Andrew: “I’ve made several mistakes already”

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Andrew: “It’ll be like a happy Maury Povich”

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Andrew: “Ohh! It’s too hot; but, I love it”

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Andrew: Saying “Happy Blursday everybody!” with a long tail

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Andrew: Singing along with the Blursday funky bass

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Andrew: “Stop saying this!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know, there is the (Well) situation that you’re talking about; which, is just the worst case scenario… where, you know, the gates to Hell open and… you know, it’s just is like a… a Carrie situation… Well, right. Don’t bring my wife into this”

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Luke: “And, can you believe, Andrew… that we’re one of the public radio shows that didn’t get canceled this week”

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Luke: “Hey, Gorgle… what’s a simp?”

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Luke: Imitating the sound Steve Brule makes when something hot is in his mouth

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Luke: “Oh, what is this?”

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: Snorting #2

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ll happily simp out… and… and let you run things… Don’t really know what exactly what that means; but, it sounds like something I should beep”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “How can I drink my fruit wine? In the lee” as Moira Rose

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Luke and Andrew: “You don’t… dress for the Burbs’ gaze? No. No, I don’t… No, I don’t”

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