Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “And, I don’t know when I became a horfer; but, I definitely am”

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Andrew: “And, I don’t know when I became a horfer; but, I definitely am. Oh, God, I hear it… God, I hear it… It’s gonna be used… in an intro”

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Andrew: “Don’t hide the past!”

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Andrew: “Hmm… Go on”

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Andrew: “I don’t know much about evolution… I mean, I know that it’s against God”

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Andrew: “I really miss my RSS feeds of… of old!”

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Andrew: “I’m smart like Sartre”

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Andrew: “I’ve become a really fast eater; especially, if nobody’s looking”

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Andrew: “I’ve become a really fast eater; especially, if nobody’s looking… And, usually nobody is looking these days; cuz, I’m just like… for some reason, hiding in the kitchen, eating over the sink. And, just like… slopping things all over the place”

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Andrew: “Just like… slopping things all over the place”

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Andrew: “Ooooh!”

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Andrew: “The shame has gone out the window”

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Andrew: “You can definitely die; and, I, I keep dying. And, I don’t know… I don’t wanna talk about this… It’s so stupid”

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Andrew and Luke: “OREO O’s… No! Swear to God! Look it up! (Terrible)”

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Luke: “Hey, Gorgle… set up some Sartre quotes”

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Luke: “I consider us the champagne of podcasting”

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Luke: “I say, I say… WhatsApp… Andrew?”

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Luke: “Listen, I was also screwing the world; but, in a much more… literal way”

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Luke: Saying “The Cheat!” as Strong Bad

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Luke: Singing “Scooby-Doo… can doo-doo”

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke and Andrew: “I consider us the champagne of podcasting. Ooooh! Show title”

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Andrew: “A more adult tea kettle”

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Andrew: “And, goddamnit, I’m gonna keep this thing”

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Andrew: “And, this, was only… the beginning”

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Andrew: “Because, I’m lazy!”

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Andrew: “But, still, she was on Jeopardy! for God’s sake!”

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Andrew: “Cuz, people are dying to go back to the theaters!”

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Andrew: “Fifty Shades of Touch of Grey”

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Andrew: “God! I can’t even thin–What’s the sexy book?”

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Andrew: “I love that drop. That’s the best drop you’ve ever played of me”

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Andrew: “I think I said that… very wrong”

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Andrew: “I… have a weird relationship with our tea kettle… It’s not… dirty… Although, I realize it sounds dirty when I put it that way”

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Andrew: “I’ll just, kind of, come in the room and spout words outta my mouth that don’t even make sense”

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Andrew: Intake of air while having an intrusive thought

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Andrew: Intake of air while having an intrusive thought #2

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Andrew: “It’s not… dirty”

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Andrew: “My fred, [sic] Tony. My fred, Tony? Or, my friend, Tony”

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Andrew: “Not while you’re horfing your popcorn in the theater”

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Andrew: “That is something my brain has just been making up for forty years”

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Andrew: “The scream that it makes… isn’t pleasant”

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Andrew: “They would ask me my own name on Jeopardy! and I would say, ‘I don’t know’ and probably start crying!”

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Andrew: “Well, I don’t want that chair; and, I walked out!”

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Andrew: “Yeah. Everything locks up in this weird way”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have a system! Just one more (Yes!) shot! I have a system! Shaka Khan!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I mean, I think you did this on… purpose. I wanna break down your storytelling here for a second. I think (Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm….) you did this on purp–No, in a good way! In a good way. Calm down. Calm down… Stop making the humming noise… Luke… Luke”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s the tea kettle (Yes) that almost did ya in! (Yeah)”

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Luke: “And, Rush-heads, please hold your fire”

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Luke: “I was amped up. I was, like, ‘This is too much;’ but, now… that’s my new standard. I have to do that just to feel something! (You can now eat your coffee cup. You heard that right)”

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Luke: “It’s gonna… happen at epithode, epithode ten-thousand and one”

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Luke: “Like… who makes a tea kettle that doesn’t whistle!?”

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Luke: Mimicking the buzzing in sound from Jeopardy!

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Luke: “Not having a mask is the new naked”

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Luke: “Prey-DA-tor [ph]“

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Luke: “Shaka Khan? Chaka Khan? Chaka Khan? Chaka Khan? Chaka Khan?”

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Luke: “She was using an ‘S’ when there shouldn’t have been an ‘S'”

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Luke: “This is Jeopardy!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Because, it’s so… design-y… it doesn’t… whistle! Oh!!”

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Andrew: “Are you being passive-aggressive with your drops now?”

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Andrew: “Aw, yeah!”

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Andrew: “During the sound check, you had a sausage drop”

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Andrew: “Hey, I wrote it in pink blood”

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Andrew: “I am going to lose this music altogether”

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Andrew: “I know that that’s gonna be isolated. I… I can cut it out before he cuts it out… Then, nobody gets to hear it… ever”

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Andrew: “I started that sentence without really knowing how I was gonna end it”

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Andrew: “It’s hard! It is really hard”

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Andrew: “Oh. I see, I see, I see”

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Andrew: “Protest puppetry… in Vermont”

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Andrew: “Slightly sarcastic, good looking, but non-threatening, chummy guy?”

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Andrew: “Sorry about the… snort laugh”

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Andrew: “Sorry, GoDaddy. This one was on me… You’re a good GoDaddy”

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Andrew: “This is definitely not dirty sex!”

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Andrew: “Which one do I really need? Nobody knows! Maybe, none of them”

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Andrew: “You zigged… I thought you were gonna zag”

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Luke: “Did I get too many double negatives in there?”

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Luke: “I’m in big trouble here”

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Luke: “Multinational… ball of confusion”

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Luke: Saying “I feel weird!!” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Take that… journalism”

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Luke: “That would be so great to just… stare at my fat, Irish face”

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Andrew: “Hits from the Bong”

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Andrew: “I concur”

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Andrew: “I felt like I was… a… a stranger in a strange land!”

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Andrew: “I hate it. I really hate that this is where we are”

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Andrew: “I just didn’t realize this was international news; and, and, maybe I’m a… bonehead for not realizing that”

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Andrew: “I love the sound of this song; but, it’s just, again, it, it leaves nothing to the imagination. There’s no, there’s no cleverness. There’s no wordplay. It’s just… this guy’s wise… and, I give him my money”

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Andrew: “I think the problem with those songs, from our perspective”

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Andrew: “I’m done talking now”

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Andrew: “It’s so on the nose!”

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Andrew: “Maybe I’m just snowflaking out here”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “That sounds more like it could lead ya… to toilet times”

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Andrew: “They are mini hot dogs wrapped in dough”

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Andrew: “This guy’s wise… and, I give him my money”

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Andrew and Luke: “I think you and I were being a little bit too hard on ourselves before the show, or, I’m already forgetting what we were forgetting. Because, before the show (Oh, the irony)”

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Luke: “Go fuck yourself”

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Luke: “Has my woke meter… just got, just got… pinned on… sensitive?”

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Luke: “Hey, Gorgle! Invent yourself!”

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Luke: “If you take a knee, you strangle a bee!”

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Luke: “Let’s fuck shit up”

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Luke: “You asked for it, Lukles!”

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Luke and Andrew: “In America, if we can still call it that, Andrew… Oops, I did the snort. Damn!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re entering a house of pain. I am, with this conversation”

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Andrew: “Defund the kindergarten cops”

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Andrew: “Don’t cough. Don’t cough”

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Andrew: “Get back to countin’! Oh, shit! Where did I leave off yesterday? Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “I love ambiguity”

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Andrew: “I need to stop you right there”

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Andrew: “I think for some listeners, the first rule of Blursdays should be: you don’t talk about Blursdays”

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Andrew: “I think it just has something to do with me being a nerd”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna watch it!”

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Andrew: “I’m really struggling to find this judge”

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Andrew: “Luke… stop the show”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God. You’re embarrassing yourself”

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Andrew: “Secrets of the Zoo: The Hissing Lynx facts sheets delivered… It’s hard to say facts… sheet… But, fact… plural”

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Andrew: Singing “Boop, boop!”

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Andrew: “So nobody at APM… knew what the hell that was! They don’t even know what TBTL is”

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Andrew: “That’s where I was. That was my ending”

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Andrew: “Was that too thirsty on a Thursday?”

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Andrew: “Well… who knows. Fade to black”

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Andrew: “Wow”

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Andrew: “You’re incredibly unlikeable and not relatable to folks”

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Andrew and Luke: “Can I guess here? Cuz, I didn’t read it… That’s what I bring to the show… a sense of mystery (Uh-huh)”

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Andrew and Luke: Getting referred to indirectly about being happy about shows not being longer than 2 hours and 1 minute

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Andrew and Luke: “We just ruined a conversation about sand… Sand! And, we ruined it (Hold on)”

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Luke: “I guess I’m so simplistic or naïve”

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Luke: “I’ve always been a big fan of divorce, Andrew”

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Luke: “Imma need 5 ccs… of clarity”

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Luke: “K, bye!”

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Luke: “Leave the fish alone”

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Luke: “Momma, am I pretty?”

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Luke: “Town ambiguity council? I got something that’s gonna make you a lot less ambiguous”

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Luke: “Wow! All I can say is, ‘Wow!'”

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On TBTL #3180, Luke asked for someone to create a web site that has Andrew saying different versions of “Thanks” but ending in different punctuation marks. While listening to that show, I created ThanksAndrew.org with those clips. I updated the version of Andrew saying “Thanks;” with one that he said on this show. Originally, I used a clip of Andrew saying “Thanks…” from #2067. Even though I let them know that tidbit, Andrew still thought there was some audio trickery going on.

Andrew: “I think there’s some foul play going on there”

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Andrew: Simple “Thanks;”

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Luke and Andrew: Getting mentioned for creating ThanksAndrew.org with clips of Andrew saying “Thanks” with different punctuation

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Andrew: “A stranger’s nails in my mouth is just so, so upsetting to me”

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Andrew: “I don’t, I don’t love playing in that space”

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Andrew: “I have so many things I wanna ask you; and, none of ’em are interesting”

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Andrew: “I know my brain is completely… done-zo; and, I know I can’t remember anything”

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Andrew: “I stand by that. I actually think that was a really good semicolon. I’m not joking”

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Andrew: “I’m really embarrassed to admit this; but, I’ll tell you”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Nice”

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Andrew: “No, it wasn’t for you”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! That’s a period”

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Andrew: “Oh, God. Double… exclamation points”

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Andrew: “Oh, God. Double… exclamation points. Send it back to Hell”

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Andrew: “Really? Here? Now? Well… Alright!”

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Andrew: “She’s my number one suspect right now”

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Andrew: “So, if you have any good material, get it in there”

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Andrew: “The uncomfortable feeling”

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Andrew: “We Blursday’d somebody last week”

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Andrew: “Well, I don’t wanna get in your head about this; but, we have one hour and forty-six minutes left. So, if you have any good material, get it in there”

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Andrew: “Yes, they do. They just don’t understand it”

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Andrew: “You gotta cut me some slack today”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m listening to NPR yesterday. Just wanted to get that in there… Well, la-ti-da! Yep. I was sipping my tea… listening to my NPR”

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Luke: “But, you know, I… swing both ways”

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Luke: “I don’t like this game anymore”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Now, here’s something that’s weird about my brain”

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Luke: “Somebody who’s already been Blursed”

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Luke: “Wizarding’s free. Touching will cost ya”

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Luke: “Xerox machines are no friend of mine”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s confusing for me… (Mmm-hmm) to see this side of you; but, I like it”

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Luke and Andrew: “This stands as your official… Okay… And, (Here we go) this will be your last statement on the issue”

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